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PoliticsRe: GEJ Can Rule From Anywhere In The World – Maku by Etelite: 3:01am On Jun 21, 2012
dayokanu: So if you planned a journey and one of your children had an accident lying in the hospital bed, would you still proceed?
Yes! my wife n other relatives (VP, security chiefs etc) would be there while i travel to make arrangements to foot his bills n other needs for his recovery. i tot u wr smart.
PoliticsRe: I Didn’t Abandon My Responsibility - Jonathan by Etelite: 2:46am On Jun 21, 2012
enof of the criticism! im no GEJ fan o anything close to his opposition. All im saying is that we shud all shut d f...k up! & pray to God for mercy. GEJ this, GEJ that n yet some cant even control their inmediate families nor business'. pls once more lipsrsealed SHUT D F UP! what we need is a constructive approach to betterness.
EducationRe: JAMB To Begin E-testing Next Year by Etelite: 11:21am On Jun 20, 2012
Mcdondayan: pls jamb should nt start what they cannot finish. Just a piece of advice
im with u pls. it is actually a good idea "but" can we really handle the responsibility that comes with it?
Phone/Internet MarketRe: Blackberry Bold 5 9900 N Curve 4 Brand New Stil In Pack 4 Sale @ Cheap Prices by Etelite: 8:49am On Jun 19, 2012
@ what price is d bold 5? write me @ etelite@yahoo.com
Phone/Internet MarketFairly Used Samsung Galaxy Vibrant Sgh T959 @ N42,000 Call 08077911977 Abuja. by Etelite(op): 5:12am On Jun 19, 2012
The T959 features Android OS, 1
GHz ARM Cortex-A8 processor, TouchWiz 3.0 UI,
a 4 inch AMOLED touchscreen display, Bluetooth
3.0 and Wi-Fi. These features are similar to the
ones of Samsung Galaxy S i9000, so the T959
might be a version of the new Galaxy made for
T-Mobile. What's more, it has a 5 MP autofocus
camera designed with features: Geo-tagging,
touch focus, face and smile detection. Samsung
T959 Vibrant is also a 3G smartphone supporting
many frequencies: HSDPA 1700 / 1900 / 2100
and GSM 850 / 900 / 1800 / 1900.
The samsung phone also comes with large
memory capacity. There is 16GB storage and 512
MB RAM available. Besides, its card slot is to
support microSD up to 32GB. Just use the 3G
phone to guide your way, for it has GPS
function with the support of A-GPS.
contact- etelite on 08077911977. Abuja or etelite@yahoo.com

RomanceRe: Things Girls Should Know About Boys by Etelite: 10:15pm On Jun 12, 2012
grin LMAO....HAAAAHA HEHEEEE opeooo dis guy don leak serious secrets here. Gals! ya all gan tak dis note propa! But I hope ma BB doesnt see this... lol
RomanceRe: My Room Mate's Boyfriend And I! by Etelite: 7:13am On May 15, 2012
Its not ya fault. As far as say u no de use juju, Any b*tch calln u a BF snatcher must b a modfukn ugly fool. Sorry cant think of beta words. Lol grin
PoliticsHow Did The Rift Btw Nnamdi Azikiwe & Awolowo Help Fosten National Unity? by Etelite(op): 9:04am On Mar 20, 2012
"He who questions, misses no road". So goes an igbo saying. Pls house, ive been battered by this question every now and then by my lil ones. And I honestly have no clue. huh huh The only rift I am conversant with, was btw Awo & Akintola. Please light on this issues. my appreciations as u do.
Christianity EtcRe: Exclusive Pictures Of Bishop David Oyedepo In His 4.2 Billion Naira Private Jet. by Etelite: 12:31pm On Jun 03, 2011
Honestly speaking, i cant judge no one, I concord that a man of God especially of his caliber merits a jet and even more, but i do not think having a private jet was the best move in a country where several a wallowing in poverty. A car would do, and even a portable helicopter when the ministry becomes tough-to visit unreachable zones, "but a JET?"  huhc'mon!
Elite's mind.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Rejects Results In 22 States And Fct by Etelite: 6:33am On Apr 19, 2011
manosteel:
Buhari should have known better, there was no how he could have won in the South East, South South and South West. Due to his religious inclination and support to sharia, many in these region still didn't believe him and couldn't have casted their vote to him. The election was clean and clear before the eyes of the whole world. My question to him is this, he won the the majority votes in the North, was the software installed to rig the election only in the south?
Thank u jare! Let him or his nincompoops answer that.
CelebritiesRe: D'banj Launches Koko Mobile by Etelite: 8:00am On Mar 18, 2011
owobokiri:
My bruda, dont mind them. E be like say me and you dey the same boat. I never show face for naija for years now though I will be home next month. Anytime wey I hear my peepo shouting about  Dbanj, Timaya, Psquare and co , then watch them talk about how they "collaborate with" Kanye and Snoop and so will surely "get a grammy soon, I just dey wonder; Who are these rough looking people? Why the desperate/laughable attempt to beat the westerners in their own game? who doesnt know that music from Nigeria will make more waves internationaly if more emphasis are placed on developing sounds original to the country? I mean Fela I know,  Lagbaja I know, , who be Ruggedman kwahuh Abegii
Ok make una go collect award say una never enter naija for "years". hear him, "years", hisss! go sit down jo!, Una never come back because una dey broke like nobody's business. what have u achieved over those years? I visit Naija every blessed year for the past 10yrs and i'm proud about it. For good or bad its our home. At least appreciate  a good b4 u look for a better.  listen to him refering to his people as "rough looking people", Its only God that knows how u look. Upload your pix now and your entire definition will crash everyone's system right now. International MUMU, EWU!!!
Even at this no hard feelings for an elite has spoken!
RomanceRe: Why Do Men Lie To Their Girlfriends by Etelite: 5:48am On Mar 18, 2011
She is still his girlfriend not wife. remember? lol,
No. seriously speaking,
1. It depends on the type of girl. To some 'chiks' it could save you a whole lot of trouble sometimes trying to explain somethings to them than just telling the 'jacky' version of it. so with some girls it "say the lie and it shall set you free" or "say the truth and it shall rain hell "

2. Girls could be very fast in reacting to things, so there are truths that you take time to tell a girl, so first you lie grin and then u mold a better way to let her know the truth and thereby avoiding possible calamity.

3. To avoid embarrassment. Like i mentioned in 2, girls are fast in getting temperamental. so when in an inconvenience place, MAN! respect yourself and "LIE", yes i said it "LIE" or 'yawa' could gas for your head there.

ETC,
Im not saying that im with the whole lie of a thing but hmmmmm, an elite has spoken!
CelebritiesRe: D'banj Launches Koko Mobile by Etelite: 5:07am On Mar 18, 2011
uyakachi:
koko mobile my foot sad sad sad
jack of all trade***************
nonsense angry
When can we ever appreciate someone else' little progress. na wa oo. At least someone dedicated his time and money to invest and be jack of all trade. I bet even if you are "Jack of none trade" you may eventually never be like him. no hard feelings.
CelebritiesRe: D'banj Launches Koko Mobile by Etelite: 4:44am On Mar 18, 2011
This is super-Fabulous! im so going to get this! Good or bad, its ours, More of things like this should keep cropping up. Its the new generation, Up Koko master!!! Hail Don Jazzy there. An elite speaks!
PoliticsRe: Igbo, Yoruba, Others Demand N670bn Compesentation For Jos Crisis by Etelite: 4:06pm On Mar 17, 2011
When u find yourself in a land ridden with uproars, ur deafness may actually be cured. My candid advice, Nigeria can accommodate us all. if the north wont make bed for progress and coexistence, kindly leave that place and look for greener pasture elsewhere. The "Abokis" may be easy "Mugus' to make money out off but their "muguness" will not also allow them to think before wasting u or ur sweat in a blink. Stop making demands that u damn know aint coming. An elite has spoken!
RomanceRe: Is Marriage By Destiny Or By Choice by Etelite: 6:55am On Mar 17, 2011
In this life, we live our fates and mold our destinies. If you make the right choice, there is a great tendency that you have just molded a better destiny unto yourself. Its applicable in all spheres of life, marriage o not; reason why we should be smart in our choices. What i meant to say, is that they go hand in hand.
RomanceRe: Is "i Miss You" The Same As "i Love You"? by Etelite: 6:29am On Mar 17, 2011
Nop, Nop Nop, Aint the same. do you know you could miss an enemy who you haven't seen for a long time? hahaha now you get what i mean. You can however miss and love someone at the same time. pls dont mix the idea up.
CareerRe: Cisco Academy. Do We Have Any In Port-harcourt. by Etelite: 6:01am On Mar 17, 2011
interesting,  Thanks for this posts. May i also spring up my doubt on how practical this centers could be. hope its not more of Theory. if someone has tried them out, please throw more lights.

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