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Pushas:
I had to login just to like this comment. So much truth in your comment that I feel like kissing you LOL.

seriously the guy over make sense. He said it all

Partnerbiz:
She will be fine whether or not she gains admission.
Time will heal her.

Aside: Chances are 80% that you will come back here to lament in few year's time over this girl's attitude once she gains admission.
Just leave her alone now and focus on your future. When you are ready for marriage there will be many girls around.
You seem to be enjoying her naivety now.

The way you sound you will invest in her education hoping to marry her later. Such arrangements fail 85% of the time.
You sound green and youthful too.

Don't say I didn't warn you.

God bless you bro.

Mznaett:
Guy,I no dey whatsapp o...
Lets stop here please

so as you ugly reach you still dey form give that fine boy.
Naija girls na wah o

This useless old man spoilt my dreams of schooling at the University of ibadan. God will judge him

BECALMBECALM:
You wan do lovy lovy for my thread.If i catch you

hahaha the girl fine ni abi you no see her pics? I'm crushing already

ACE1010:
So you think taking a picture of yourself and uploading it on nairaland will make think you're beautiful??
Let me advice you girl!! Your beauty can never guarantee you a responsible man, character does.

is that what you call beauty? As she ugly reach.

chiefojiji:
[s] Awon ti bangalee, Awon eyan queenie! Awon slayer student... Bayi Omo mi...... In ibadan pipus voice, olosi..... Ati da no fun oko afe so no re di 3rd world War! [/s]


I just hope the guy took u to D other room since u reject going to the kitchen....

@bolded buhari don spoil this one


@canceled quote. By the way why Afonjas no dey like speak in English ni Despite Awolowo's free education.

leofab:
for him to take you to his house says it all.. he can easily hang you in a hotel. She felt fulfilled and Confident in you and went you to impress his friends.. imagine the discussion they will ensured after she leaves.. she didn't dump that dude the dude dumped her.. his friend must have virused him..

you must be very stupid with this kinda dumb comment.
Useless ugly old hag

Ralphlauren:
Continue to rest in peace Chief Awolowo.

Your legacy lives on.

We remain very proud of all your acheivements.

You are the reason why the YORUBAS are the most educated tribe in nigeria today.

@bolded keep deceiving yourselves. Bunch of overhyped illiterates

Oluwainnie:
Not there presently, I'm in ogun

okay. By the way you look cute.. My email isn't intact. I'd like us to create a platform whereby we could engage on a te-te-a-te-te and have a concatenation cos I like you already.

frankloloko:
last year i was everywhere on nairaland about my health i have been having problem sleep but my sister from the USA sent me melatonin which i have been using for months and i am ok with it . but i have been these symptoms ,

SNEEZING for three weeks non stop is it TB?
SWOLLEN FACE : most times after having my bath is it water retention? its normal after a while.
MUSCLE CRACKING : mostly during the morning , can it be lack of water?
FATIGUE MOST TIMES : even with the melatonin unless i have sex . is it stress ?


pls help me i am confuse , i cant risk doing any test i am hell scared about anything.

did you take any steroid drugs known as dexarcorten?

ajuwarhodes:
Foolish fool...that what u are!

idiotic promiscuous moronic adulterous prostitute. Yeah that's what you are

Oluwainnie:
UYo and ikotekpene are good places to reside, it depends on what yu want. Ther are affordable houses too in uyo, depending on d areas and choice of house 'ekomiman for instance is cheap'
summary of it all, in either location yu can get what yu want n need, from sch-accommodati-business

Wow seems you're quite conversant with uyo, do you reside there? Me too just in uyo but do base at ibadan, UI to be precise

mooregan:
Thank God for this Internet age oo. I'm living close to this road I wasn't even aware of something like this. The internet has made life very much easy. I hope he's still alive and I wish him speedy recovery.

Yeah same with me

LeeMason:
The Ijaws hv been destroying igbo owned businesses since last night

are you serious? Maybe that's why they arrived to curtail ethnic crisis that may erupt between Ijaws and igbos

illitrate:
operation dem mama

exactly. In Timaya's voice " dem don kill dem mama eh dem don kill dem papa dem

michaelfriday44:
because of money. God punish money

seriously. GOD punish money. The thing sabi rubbish person

Bdeli:
operation what?

crocodile smile

femi4:
death (Yoruba)

thanks Mr afonjah

femi4:
Iku

what's the meaning of iku and which dialect is it?

Godfullsam:
Summary pls.

seriously the thing come plenty. Person were read that full notes get mind

enemyofprogress:
e pain am o. Come let me buy you roll on make you smell good small

BABANGBALI you sef up till now you never still sef

Zaitoon:
yes Afonja muslim

ok. What's your name and where are you from?

dissybling:
ok

hi ima ima been a while o. Sorry I couldn't get in touch with you ever since.
I wasn't around. I'm now in uyo and I can vividly remember you told me you stay around abak Road... Okay let's whatsapp pls. Thanks.
08029532397. Anticipating your soonest response. Thanks

pweetyoge:
we ladies are the architect of our own wahala...a female boss is a no-no for me. bt watch ur lawyer friend in future turn out to do just the same thing to another young lady if given d same opportunity. i was once in ur friend's shoe, a female boss lady, daughter to a well known Figure. she is nice, cn buy u gifts n all bt when it comes to differentiating the role of a graduate frm dt of an errand boy. she get am zero. i just resigned n with faith i got another job. ur friend should know dt nothing is as painful as ur ego being tarnished except she no get senatorial ambition like myself. before i go appear for Linda Ikeji gossip for future..nbok

PRIDE and ego.. na hin go kill una

Medunah:
I am not saying there aren't beautiful and curvy girls who re responsible.......but most times, these guys are actually marrying them for their physical attributes so if they eventually end up with gold diggers, serves them all right!! Same thing goes to girls who marry guys for their money while overlooking the fact they he might be a serial cheat or woman beater!

And No, I am neither beautiful or curvy and that doesn't mean I am not a gold digger or I am not bitchy..... was only kidding with that part..

see your face like black old witch from Edo state

@ helpforever it's not only you..

I share same fate with you..
I disvirgined myself through masturbation during my sophomore in school.. that was around 2007. I was 16 by then and I was so addicted to it and wasn't really in propinquity with girls...



I'm 26 now and also a graduate but the crescendo of my troubles started when I involved myself in a committed relationship with my girlfriend..

she visited me umpteen times and whenever we tried to make love my dicck refuses to erect..

we've tried on several occasions but I still don't get erecti0n..

she's on the verge of breaking up with me cos she feels I'm not attracted to her but the truth is I'm suffering the aftermaths of pornography and masturbation..

the only thing I did to ease her fears was to take a Vegas sidenafil drugs which propelled erecti0n and we had sex (she didn't know I used drugs).

she's even visiting today and I'll still make sure the drugs are handy to avoid shame.

right now I'm worried..
visited a doctor.. he also diagnosed sugar stuff cos I consume sugar a lot and also depression and many other factors.

it's nothing spiritual bro except God just intervenes..

it's the consequences of masturbation, porn, nervousnes and excessive sugar..

you're not alone

pyyxxaro:
Congrats

Mr and Mrs Lekpaaa

Lekpa + lepka = lekpashanti

the girl slim die.. I wonder whether she no dey chop

Guestlander:
Ilaje and Ijebu are not Yorubas right? How come Awolowo, an Ijebu man founded the Egbe Omo Oduduwa?

Egba Omo Oduduwa

Basic123:
...just like that?...You're very unintelligent.

while you're intelligent right?..

fool

jjstanley:
This Thread has been created to help answer all questions troubling our minds, we have to be prepared as from now, lets start this journey with the jamb that's coming up. Everyone is free to ask any question and make contributions. First of all, lets pray, none of us will die this year and the years to come, we will enjoy the fruit of our labour. Amen.
Hope to see you admitted this year.

Amen....

edit ur thread title..
it's guide not guild..

BTW which course will u be opting for?