IdeeEsperanza:
Two pieces of crap... Or should I say two nonsenses

what do you know about phones?

Etteanna:
no thanks it's just my name spelt backward

even as at that it still means something.
Annaette right?
Anyway where are you from?
I'm from Calabar, Cross river state the slogan of our state is Paradise and that's why there's no recorded case of covid19

Criptofxt10:
sometimes I just wonder why nairalanders hates Tecno and infinix phones so much with Passion

especially skywalker240. Just observe his comments

skywalker240:
Am sorry for the loss, i thnk its trackable.

that guy stole 100.95 % of your problems away (tecno marketers will flare up, just watch how they would come for me)

infact all your problems are gone, hopefully the lockdown would soon end and when it does, money would be advailable and when it comes locate the nearest slot sales outlet and when you do, carry your legs to either Huawei, Nokia, Oppo, Xiaomi or Samsung stand. And as you're walking towards those stands i mentioned, if any dumb bimbo or dumb mofo starts calling you to come and buy cheap badluck Tecno, Infinix, or Itel in their stand, just pull and pick your slipper (i mean the one in your right leg) use it to wipe the head of that dumbo and rebuke badluck.

you would scale through this best of luck.

I've been observing your comments against tecno, what did they do to you?
Seen the new techno spark Air? I'll guess you'll go for it.
Infinix is trash tho

Specialbaby:
Dear Nairalanders, as I'm typing this right now I'm in sifia pains. Really terrible pains.

My phone got missing yesterday from where I plugged it. It's a Tecno spark 4 I bought just February here. I bought it 34k. I went to price it today it's now 48k!!!!!! I feel like dying, my chest is contracting, I can't sleep nor even close my eyes. I now what it took me to be able to afford that phone now someone took it from me? The pain is beyond imaginable.

I'm now back to using a stupid pop 2 that is not even functioning well. God where did I go wrong? Please someone should talk to me. I have lost my WhatsApp contact and I'm trying to even open playstore to download it's not opening. What kind of life is this? I feel depressed, sad and really terrible.

Someone should please tell me I will be fine because I feel terribly heartbroken right now.

from 34k to 48k. Oboy eh
Why didn't you sit besides it and watch it while charging?
Uniben comes to my mind, they taught me how to be watchful as phones were being stolen daily by smart pilferers at various charging spots.

Etteanna:
no thanks it's just my name spelt backward

even as at that it still means something.
Annaette right?
Anyway where are you from?
I'm from Calabar, Cross river state the slogan of our state is Paradise and that's why there's no recorded case of covid19

Heineken:
boss it was the grace of God o.. All I knw then was that I came out. The woman that helped my life then said she came to the backyard to pick something and saw the well throwing me up. I was told that if a well threw someone up after the third time and no one is there to help, na final be that... I know everything till now. It was in 1999. I no Even know where I dey but I know say I fall inside well.. Those Fanta colored well for Lagos. Lol deep one

I've been hearing the stuff that if you're in a deep water and it throws you after three times you'll be gone. I usually thought it's a fallacy since there's no logic behind it.
Thank God for your life bro

emusmithyy:
This thread for come during the evening because e go long well....

THESE ARE ALL NOT NEAR-DEATH EXPERIENCES. Nigerians think because it's called NEAR-DEATH so it means experiences that you NEARLY DIED


Definition of near-death experience

: an occurrence in which a person comes very close to dying and has memories of a spiritual experience (such as meeting dead friends and family members or seeing a white light) during the time when death was near.


What you all typing are ACCIDENTS you had. Did you see white light OR a tunnel? If No, that's not NEAR DEATH. NDE, they actually die and wake. They see things in the spirit realm and come to tell stories.

This link is closer to NDE

https://www.nairaland.com/5799114/experienced-near-death-experience-relate


You, keke napep almost hit you and you call that NDE. My people!

thanks God bless you for this.
Its also same as out of body experience (OBE)
Cc iyke296
iyke926

Heineken:
Yes. The day I mistakenly entered a very deep well..God is real.

how did you come out?

deltateam:


Mine was when I was admitted in the hospital. I wanted to run but found myself collapsing to unconsciousness which might well have led to death.
I realized something important: this flesh(body) is attracted to sin but it would decay and it would be the poor soul that would suffer for it. I felt bad about it.

Another was when I went to check the poultry. There was electric bulb. I touched it and was shocked for close to 30 seconds at least. I was given milk to drink.

Yet another was when I was being fed yam while asleep. I swallowed the yam and was rushed to hospital. I vomited blood.
Never feed a child that is feeling sleepy. It's dangerous.

I realized something important: this flesh(body) is attracted to sin but it would decay and it would be the poor soul that would suffer for it. I felt bad about it.
Gbam.
Subjecting the flesh against lustful cravings isn't an easy one.
God will help us

UyaiIncomparabl:
Yes. In 2006.

I had a severe headache and went into a trance. I can't remember for how long I blacked out, but the feeling of the after-life "was" peaceful. Everything on the other side seemed amplified, from the colours of the flowers, to the waters that flowed through. Saw a multitude of people going here and there, for what exactly? I couldn't and cannot still tell. These humans were different, more like demi-gods. They had great speed and were minding their damn business, and there I was staring with a forlorn look with shivers running down my spine. I looked different. My entire body was white, with a transparent look. I couldn't even feel my body. I felt so light. I had never seen anything strange in my existence. The ethereal body is amazing.

Of a truth, I didn't want to leave, the tranquility was incomparable. I felt something strong-like a rope-pull draw me back into consciousness. I jolted back, and all I saw were loved ones looking teary-eyed expecting my come-back. It was emotional. Leave religion, focus on elevating your spiritual man. You'll do exploits, get wisdom and be more discerning.

If I ever have to be given a chance to relive that moment, I'll give up anything and everything I have to experience it. Nostalgic, ye.


Did you enjoy my story? Well I did, too but it NEVER happened.

Thanks for the rapt attention.

check the bolded. That was the thing I grab from your fabricated write up

Alooone:
I had an accident on my way to an interview...laid unconscious on the road for close to 10mins....thats when i knew there is nothing in this life...sometimes am tempted to go into full atheism...later got the job sha

tempted to go into atheism cos of the experience?

Jossyfine:
Twas in 2017, i was electrocuted when having my bath was even 5 months pregnant. Thank God my youngest brother was staying with me then. He heard my shout ran and removed the fuse from the box.Then I dropped on the floor cos I was hanging on the mid air. Meeeen, it was a very scary experience cos I saw myself fazing outta this world.
I just keep thanking God

mehn na so death be?
Assuming your bother didn't remove the fuse you'd have probably died

wiseone28:
Nice Tat..

I envy the tattoo guy cos he has seen enough

I watched the video.
She was naked and the guy fingered her before starting to tatoo her, he even tattooed her ass.
She was even fingering her pussy while being tattooed.
It was graphic

[s]

doggedfighter:
I like small beautiful tatts but I can't find the beauty in her own.

Less would have been better after all

[/s] trash

Heineken:
I don't like tattoo at all...

Les:
from the inverted cross to the horns and other images, she is just a satanic priestess. its normal for them to ink their entire body!

I watched the video when she was being tatooed
Gosh she was naked fingering her pussy.
Gosh twas so irritating and you're right, she's into occultism

Memberclub:
she has a tattoo on her tits.
wicked Italian slut

I'd still smash her even though she is 43

when I opened this thread I knew I'll see this comment.
Btw 43 isn't that old. MILF

xjiggy:
You want to rear it by tying it's leg and hanging it upside down. Just leave that bird in the woods and let nature take it's course. It's better it is eating by another animal or died and fertilize the forest than what you putting it through right now. I'm sure the only reason it's still alive is because it's not big enough for u to eat

go back to school and get a degree in zoology abeg e for fit u

[s]

Nickymezor:
Scary bird, set it free OP... Na coro bird o

[/s] why are you switching your accounts? Nneka

obiekunie2:
is that not SNAKE on that block??

your eyes are keen and it resembles a snake and stacked blocks are their perfect hideout

SeverusSnape:
Low budget PELICAN.

pelican's beak are way too large than this

Mira4u I'm not the same person as Ebenezer. You can see the date I registered here since 2016 that I'm not a new member as you've falsely stated.
Howbeit I've been watching you and observed how you use your previous moniker rOsy247 to insult people on this forum till Ebenezer ensured that you were banned.
Apparently you had to switch to this moniker to attack Ebenezer cos he made sure your Darling and most treasured account is banned that's why you're pained and still attacking him.
I'm here to assist and help Ebenezer to ensure that you're put to your place.
When we're done with you, you will regret coming across us and treading our paths just like Nmezor confessed and has been begging us on WhatsApp.
Enjoy the game.

femmyapson:
I saw this bird in a very thick forest and it was kind of sick and tired. So I caught it, and I want to rear it. But my dad is saying I should get rid of it.

Pls who knows the name of the bird?
And I want to know maybe it is safe for me to rear it

Stork.
You can Google it up. Its called stork with long beak

[s]

mira4u:



the troll has opened another account after his main account Ebenezer2021 was banned for bullying and insulting people upandan this forum like anyone here caused his real life frustrations.

I'm your nightmare I swear. I placed you on hot seat since yesterday. I'm sure you would have dreamt of my username last night in bitterness.

The first ban courtesy of me is just genesis. Even if you open 1 million accounts they'll all be banned, till you learn how to behave yourself in a public forum and stop insulting people here. Nairaland is a forum for sane minds, if not for people like you, trying to make this forum unappealing cos of your rudeness and insults everywhere.

My eyes are watching you.

[/s]

[s]

mira4u:


Lol I know he does. I won't engage him, I'll only ensure all his accounts are banned, unless I dont know the account he's using. It's too much Jare. Why will he be insulting people upandan the forum.

[/s]

biacan:
Same thing i was telling my friend yesterday any guy without money shouldn't date

okay the Lady that doesn't have money nkor? Is she free to date?

Ade3131:
You can get a native hen around that is laying or about to brood so you add your princess egg to that of the native hen. I've tried it once although the chick didn't survive. She got picked/stolen by an eagle.

hawk not eagle

igbowoman:


See my initial post on the thread.Clearly stated in no.2
No need to quote bible for intimidation like an african pastor

I did that when I told u its most especially for grandma in ikwuano in abia state.
The boy's name is Precious Nwachukwu.
My mom is even from here too but I thought it's inconsequential to spill her details and anyways my igbo name is Ebube anyway.
So would you kindly have a second thought?
Who have I insulted Quote it here pls

Tallysmallz:


Nne biko send rim something. Dalu oo

I dnt write well sha in igbo, I hope u won't frown at dat? I am a delta igbo. Married 2 an Enugu man. (Uzo-Uwani). But deceased. My 3 kids are still in their teen. I do a small scale business 2 feed dem but now Delta state state is in a total lockdown and we av no means of getting money for food right now. My problem is something to feed these children with. I hope u can help us ma. Onye omma biko. Chukwu gozie gi nne.

you mean your husband is dead??
Aww sorry