₦airaland Forum

mamatayour:
How many times badoo wan die?

my sister I wonder o. the last time I heard about badoo the rapist, he was caught, striped and burnt..
so which badoo come be this one again?

khiaa:
I'm 28, why?

I'm 29. I have a penchance for Americans. and trust me I'm cute and matured enough.. can we link up??

dirty set of people.
afonjah I dey laugh una

wow never knew a thread like this existed...
following....
I'll be back soon to share my insights..
@o.p eyeneka songidem. AME atang ofon.
Emem Abasi odu ye AFO.

Longcucumber:
K

that school for fit you oo. with your Long cucumber you for carry chidinma all those unilag oloshos

which of the punish

o.p are you from the North?

Hawlahscho:
Reading for JAMB again

thought u applied for uniabuja??

HomoSapiien:
My bros, naso oo

xup man this is sainthephzibah . we both started this year's utme thread together..
it's Rather unfortunate that this year's admission process was rubbished and messed up after the ridiculous scores they gave us..
I lost out in U.I o level point grading...
even with my 9 c5 parallel ui is indirectly telling me to go and suffer and write waec again...
na God go punish them...
man reading for jamb again won't be easy ooo don't think I'll be able to regain back the kinda hot form I had earlier this year, feeling so weak.

arowstev2000:
NCA Imo Branch
confirm the name over
copied its our flat head brother at it gain over
U mean hes from Ugu republic over
Roger he has a flat head over.

lol lmao hahaha

samcorp:
God, why do some People dumbness beyond human reason,

Congratulations, you might have won a Firstroll seat in T. B Joshua Deliverance Programme

haha amor this guy no get chill o lol.
eleyi gidi gan.

pls share your views cos I'm entirely fed up and tired of all the expenses I've dispensed on my girlfriend...
from calling umpteen times daily to taking her to the movies and shopping with her heightens the whole burdens on me
if I sit to count all the resources I've spent on airtime alone for a single week is tantamount to the prize of an Italian blazer in a costly boutique.
each and every night I must at least talk with her for a minimum of 25 minutes (200 naira MTN airtime).
at times when I don't have money for airtime I won't pick her call/flash or at times feign low battery and switch off for days till I have airtime...
she know I'm yet to fully achieve in life cos I'm still a student but still wouldn't put it into consideration..
must I be calling everyday
so guys share your insights....

vchykp:
since she has never had anything to do with the other brother she has every right to go into relationship with the guy, for her to be confused, maybe she is not telling us something..!

@bolded..
will ladies ever open up the real truth to you??
her conscience just pricked her...
the other brother don fucck am jhoor..
and it's not her friend's story she shared..
it's herself.

queenice7:
[s] my very good friend is in a dilemma right now. a guy that's so serious about her is asking her out. according to her, she is about to accept coz he is her dream man. he got all she wants from a guy. buh the problem here is that, his younger brother has been her good friend and once asked her out but she declined. she has even told de guys younger brother about him asking her out and all de younger brother could say was " hmmm, good luck to u". now she is confused about whether to date her heartthrob or not. plss guys and babes, what's your opinion on this??[/s]

rubbish attention seekers....
got so many pressing issues in this Buhari regime to attend to rather than reading loads of hogwash

khiaa:
Marriage is my plan D.

wow nice.. sorry pls. how old are you ma'am?

durentsneh:
Niger delta is still an igbo state. Why are yoroobers trying to divide us?!!

durent u don come back again
prophet Udeme here..
how far na?

BjDreamchaser:

arowstev2000 come and see flat head o

Nafizzey:
27 years Old.

wow cool.. wish you all the best

Nafizzey:
The jobs is not meant for fresh graduate like me, majority of job seekers here are young graduates with little or no experience..

as a fresh graduate.. how old are you to start with

dingbang:
cmon shut up!

that Lucy na guy ooo

teewhydope:
oponu

jati jati

RillJ:
With rugged determination and God's mercy, you could start now and be a
- A first degree holder at 29/30 and probably still make NYSC (NYSC or Not no sweats)
- A Masters degree holder at 32/33
- A PHD holder at 38/39

There is nothing to stop you if you really mean this bro! Feel free to msg me privately if you need mentoring on this.

God see you through

God bless you for this

ButterFrost212:
Physical beauty isn't what makes me want to be with you all the time. What if you're beautiful outside and down right ugly inside, ofcourse I won't want to be with you all the time. I love my alone time alot so there's no way I would want to be with you all the time,cute or not

u sound so different from the rest of your female fellows. your reasoning is superb... guess you're 27+ up right?

ButterFrost212:
Well what can I say, to each his own. It works for some and it doesn't work for others. For me though, I won't want you in my face every minute.

what if he's cute, hot and sexy?? wouldn't you want to be seeing him every seconds?

Splinz:
Now talking of the bold, does the spilling of blood implies a sealing of covenant- a bond between the two

yes exactly just like a blood covenant and it has its aftermath effects spiritually and physically, psychologically and vice versa

RETIREDMUMU:
u connected both emotionally and spiritually, u guys share spiritual problems together

Pato23:
I though I was the only one that had this Idea......
In sex,the Man and the Woman will become one,just like the very First Adam,before his ribs was used in Creating Eve..... Sex is for those who have openly declared their ONENESS(not GAYS oo).
Like circumcision was what God used in his covenant with Abraham,Sex is used in sealing the oneness of man and woman when married.
Those of us,who go around from house to house sexing.... You should stop.
If you happen to disvirgin a girl you have not marry or do not intend to marry,start searching for her now.... You need to marry her.
Ever wonder why the Hymen have to be broken and blood have to spill...??
Stop premarital sex... Please

RETIREDMUMU:
u connected both emotionally and spiritually, u guys share spiritual problems together

word of truth

dingbang:
I believe 100 percent that having unprotected sex creates a bond between both partners. It's even stated right there in the bible. It also has a spiritual side too. No matter the level of hate someone has for their partner with whom they"ve had sex with, he/she will still have traces of feelings left

God bless you for this.. that's why fornication is a sin and I pity philanderers that do jump from women to women...
I had unprotected sex with my lover and found out that it created an emotional deepening bond between us both....
needed to leave her but now can't anymore... feeling guilty.

RoyalBlak007:
Let your doormat praise the guests for their outfit.

lalasticlala. this is absolutely hilarious...
pls do the needful..

arowstev2000:
Flat Head too should apply bfor them start wailing

una no dey rest

bigerboy200:
because many of the the noise makers here on nairaland are under qualified for jobs like this.... The'll rather wait for police recruitment exercise before they begin to show face...

them no wan go school.. them dey busy for here discussing politics...
they can't even fit in the least criteria of jobs like this..
noise makers.

FG bring back postutme.

sKeetz:
No bro... We are on the same both, quitting madturbation and pornography has been like a nightmare.

God will help us.. there's a way out ..

bro you fit reach me on WhatsApp so we could elucidate on it and also adumbrate on possible measures that'll propel a way out. thanks 08060423357

sKeetz:
I've been having this experience or should I say problem since i became sexually active which is two years now...I find it impossible to bust a nut (cuum) while having normal sex, I can go for hours non stop and yet nothing but i do so quick while masturbating. Some times i have to fake an orgasm so the girl doesnt feel bad. This is giving me serious worries cause I dont know if it will be forever I'm afraid i might not be able to have normal healthy sex when I get married. I dont know if anybody here has the same problem. I wanna know if its a phase that will pass with time, Is it normal for my age (I'm 21).

This is no joke, so I'll appreciate it if I get matured serious answers. If the mods in charge of this session could be kind enough to put this on the first page, that would be real nice.

Thanks

hello.. passing through the same problem now.. can't cum when I'm with a girl but when I masturbate I cum quicker....
my first emasculation was through masturbation and pornography is an addictive behavior I can't quit...
did you find a solution to it??
I'm 24 now..
awaiting your response

The devil has really tried a lot to put me in this line and make it seems has God has abandoned me or doesn't seem to exist but yet I know my Redeemer lives and at The latter end He shall save me cos my judgement is with my God...
nothing on this earth shall make me renounce His existence even in hard times and failures.. I'd still worship Him that liveth for ever....
spits on thread