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Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Singer, Sky B's Grace To Grass Story (Video) by Eternitymedia88: 1:39pm On May 12
Drank two packs of Vino Tinto that year at my hostel room with my homies Ntu and Cosi Cosi.
First time I was sucker punched so brutally by an alcoholic drink.
Cosi brought six packs of the motherfucker drink from PH as a journey present. The three man party started.

Ntu was off after one pack, I was in the last glass of my second pack, couldn't finish that glass cos I would drink and spit it back into the glass.
Cosi managed to find his way downstairs to his room after finishing his two packs. Vino knocked my lights off like a a bang.

Woke up next morning with a massive hangover, ate fried yam, bread and cocoa drink.

I moped like a zombie for almost 36 hours.

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Family / Re: My Mother Wants To Throw Me Into Bankruptcy by Eternitymedia88: 10:08am On Feb 14
The solution is simple.... If she's in the village, call the public announcement people to go round and warn every lender about giving her loan.
Refuse to pay, she's borrowing because you are there to pay back.

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Politics / Re: Constabulary Tarnishing Police Image, Needs Separate Uniform – Arase by Eternitymedia88: 6:15am On Dec 29, 2023
Abeg I wan ask?....


Which image? cool

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Crime / Re: "Jane Uchendu Is After My Life Over Properties" - Chibuike Raises Alarm, Allege by Eternitymedia88: 11:13am On Nov 20, 2023
Who will help put a stop to women inhumane treatment against women?
Family / Re: I Want To Divorce And Live Alone by Eternitymedia88: 9:36am On Sep 09, 2023
Oga, side chicks has their own use.
This is where you should go for one and forget about marrying another woman.
Get a beautiful sidechick, she will make you forget ur wife's sexual and marital shenanigans.

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Food / Re: Is Beans � And Fired Ripe Plantain Poisonous by Eternitymedia88: 7:01pm On Sep 05, 2023
You people have started again. Our precious beans and plantain is now under threat.
Anyways we can airfry our plantains to avoid too much oil.

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Food / Re: PHOTOSPEAK: Very Large Fish At Lameco-osogbo by Eternitymedia88: 8:10am On Sep 05, 2023
Dead catfish... Rots quick inside.
Would have made so much sense if it was alive
Politics / Re: No Self Control, I'm Dissapointed In Peter Obi by Eternitymedia88: 3:45pm On Aug 10, 2023
Your head is really flattongue.
Is this how you will ever justify your miserly monthly stipend?

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Food / Re: See The ₦320,000 Cow We Bought In Keffi by Eternitymedia88: 3:37am On Aug 09, 2023
Good move... You did not add the kpomo and the intestines in the portion you shared? Both parts constitute 1/3 of the meat .
Food / Re: Beans & Spagh, Hit Or Miss? by Eternitymedia88: 5:58am On Jul 23, 2023
Been eating it for years.... It's a dope combination.
Car Talk / Re: Subsidy Removal: Taraba Civil Servants Sell Off Cars by Eternitymedia88: 9:40am On Jul 05, 2023
Pictures of the cars.... Or....
Idontbelieveit!

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Politics / Re: How Soldiers Watched As Gen. Shuwa Was Killed Revealed (VIDEO) by Eternitymedia88: 6:07am On May 28, 2023
He who killed by the gun shall die by the gun.
It is unfortunate that he spilled innocent blood to keep a useless country together.

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Politics / Re: Give Me Seven Weeks To Produce Witnesses, Obi Tells Tribunal by Eternitymedia88: 12:50am On May 21, 2023
This forum is filled with children... If you know who you are dealing with, most of you will not be running your choleric mouths all over the place.

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Politics / Re: Seaman Rice Mill located in Nnobi, Anambra State To Be Completed Soon (photos) by Eternitymedia88: 5:46am On May 18, 2023
ican2020:
To be completed soon why the noise

When we create awareness, they say we are making noise.
When we start making noise, they jam their ears with their fingers and cower in fear!

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Politics / Re: Shettima: Senate President, Speaker Can’t Be Of Same Faith by Eternitymedia88: 4:38pm On May 13, 2023
Why do I keep getting this feeling that we have an unwise incoming Vice President who doesn't know when to shut his smelly trap?

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Family / Re: Why Do I Find It Extremely Difficult To Forget Him? by Eternitymedia88: 4:33pm On May 13, 2023
A senseless moth fluttering around a flame desperately wishes to be embraced by the flame.

But guess what? The moment the poor moth gets it's wishes fulfilled, it dies or gets badly scared for life.

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Politics / Re: ACP Usman Shugaba Named Chief Personal Security Officer To The President-Elect by Eternitymedia88: 2:56pm On May 01, 2023
BRIMBRAM:


You didn't include making some people always cry like bush babies for the past 8 years. grin


Who go dash monkey banana?

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Politics / Re: Why I Am Withdrawing Petition Against INEC Over Rivers Poll — Magnus Abe by Eternitymedia88: 2:53pm On May 01, 2023
Oga don collect....

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Health / Re: How Do I Boost My Immune System? by Eternitymedia88: 4:19pm On Apr 23, 2023
Know this and know peace!

Your environment plays a pivotal role in the effectiveness of ur immune system.
Sleep under mosquito net always, avoid mosquito bite absolutely.
Drink boiled water always. Mind what you eat.

There was a time I spent some months in the North, my immune system was affected badly, I didn't know untill my attention was called to mind what I eat and drink.

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Autos / Re: I Need This Exact Golf 2 by Eternitymedia88: 12:37pm On Apr 23, 2023
Eternitymedia88:
Call me. My best buddy has the exact colour.
I rode on it from Anambra to Ebonyi last week.
I was impressed with the balance and speed.
Call me. My best buddy has the exact colour.
I rode on it from Anambra to Ebonyi last week.
I was impressed with the balance and speed.

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Politics / Re: AIG Lawal Tanko Jimeta Dies At 58 by Eternitymedia88: 1:26pm On Feb 12, 2023
58 looks more like 68 on him

RIP.

Say no to age falsification, it is too prevalent in the Nigerian civil service.

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Family / Re: Update On Woman That Rejected Keke Gift. Man Withdraws Gift. by Eternitymedia88: 4:48am On Jan 27, 2023
Comedy.... Na Yanbaba for Awka be that.
Autos / Re: 2007 Model Toyota Sienna Xle For Sale----call ---08131012103---aba---abia State. by Eternitymedia88: 9:21am On Jan 17, 2023
This is obviously 2004/2005 sienna, brother
Politics / Re: I'll Make Tinubu Envoy, Obi Trade Minister If I Become President - Prof Imumolen by Eternitymedia88: 10:05pm On Jan 10, 2023
Good morning Prof.
Religion / Re: Don't Let Anyone Lick Your Private, It's Demonic - Rev. Bernard Achiuior by Eternitymedia88: 6:57pm On Dec 20, 2022
Hian!

Na him go rubbish the sweet aspects of sex..

Na him go still dey office dey collect better bj from choir girls and ushers...

Tuee...

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Family / Re: How To Clean Your Ears Without Using Cotton Buds by Eternitymedia88: 8:59pm On Nov 25, 2022
La click..... La bend.

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Politics / Re: Idolatry Now The Fastest-growing Religion — Soludo by Eternitymedia88: 1:54am On Nov 07, 2022
TRUTH!

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Technology Market / Re: SOLD by Eternitymedia88: 4:41am On Oct 31, 2022
Location?
Politics / Re: Nigeria Lost Her Independence To Jewish Banksters On Jan 15, 1966 by Eternitymedia88: 2:03am On Oct 29, 2022
What is this one yapping on and on again?

Anyway... Everyone seem to have an opinion no matter how callow and half-witted it sounds.
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Visits Emir Of Kano Again (Pictures) by Eternitymedia88: 1:00am On Oct 27, 2022
lhordspy:
Lol.

One thing obvious here is what the amateurish politician and its politically-kindergaten followers dont know.
Politics is like a game of chess. Every move any politicians made could be analysed and interpreted not only for its significancy in the general electoral race but also the projected consequencies of such moves.

For the mathematicians, computer-scienist, biologist, the statistician, philosophers and so on. When i was in school, there is this topic Logical reasoning. Anybody ?

When i was in my first year, or second year in one of the aforementioned discipline. I was meant to under Logical reasoning involves testing different sets of steps - or algorithms - to determine which sequence of rules leads to the correct solution.

It was confusing at first, until one of my prof. simplified it to me. You see, Logic reasoning really in a more plainer terms involves the relationship between A and B, and the study of the consequences of their immediate interactions.

Now back to the game of chess in relation to politics, any move is interpreted by the significancy or impact it will have on the wider electorate, now this moves may involve a false or possible moves.

The relationship between A(Obi and his Eye service) and B(the northerners) is non-existence, using every steps or algorithm(Taking into consideration past alliance, interactions, intersection, and general public followership) to want to arrive at any particular outcome(if obi really has a chance) ... Is zero, which means we are still going to arrive at Zero Outcome.

The significany of this visit in a chess game has little to zero impact on the wider electorate (the northern voters) and the projected consequencies of such needless visit still stands at Zero(inconsequential)

Kai, i wish somebody can see what am seeing
.

Kai..... After all this long epistle, it really shows that you are pathetically and hopelessly ignorant.

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