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It would have been news if the prophet said it will come down to N50.......we have better things to worry about jare instead of all these....

khalifjgusau:
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Truly true and amazing how Nigerians have gotten so used to the idea that a government will come create a heaven for us on earth. Everything is just wrong........
Let the change begin from being compassionate for our children yet unborn.

belovedsamex:
Good morning all. Here's an interesting one from a former Foreign Negerian Entrepreneur said about Nigeria and its leaders and peoples. I think he has a big point.
John Zibiri wrote:

I worked and lived in Abuja for 18 years. I ran my own private company from 2001 until 2014.
Two million of the likes of Buhari cannot change Nigeria.
Everything is wrong with Nigeria. The Director won't give you contract except you pay up front .
The banks won't give you loan except you concede a certain percentage. .
The man supervising the contract won't pass the job except you play ball. The clerk won't pass your file for payment except you rob his palm.
The accounts department won't raise your payment voucher or cheque unless you see them. I can go on and on.

The worst thing is that it has become a norm that nobody sees anything wrong with these. If you think otherwise, they begin to think you are sick and not normal. If you try to stand in there way, you put your life at risk. If you get killed there is no justice system in place to seek redress and bring the perpetrators to book.
The police is corrupt , the Judiciary is the same. Even the religious circle is not spared. Everything in Nigeria revolves around corruption. Nobody cares about nobody. No law and order. I looked from my left to right, everybody is only desperate about one thing "money".
They will kill anybody and anything that stand between them and money. I am an electrical engineer with MNSE and COREN.
The system doesn't care about my qualifications. Distribution and transmission jobs are given to alhajis, pastors, friends and relatives without any basic skills. I started asking myself, how do I convince my kids that education and hard work are rewarding? When fools, agberos and touts are running the country from the local govt to the Presidency.
Is this what my four sons will also go through? In 2014 I decided I have had enough. I decided I was leaving. I migrated to Australia with my family. Don't put yourself in harms way for any reason. The problem of Nigeria is in the hands of Nigerians living in Nigeria.
Try starting a gate house in your village, everybody wants to profiteer from it. The bricklayer, the carpenter, the mason and even your brother who claim to be supervising on your behalf.
They are corrupt, morally bankrupt and selfish. Everybody there thinks about himself and nobody is thinking about Nigeria .
You don't have to be the one to go there to change anything. Let those under the hammer start the revolution.

This post is gonna anger a lot of my followers. I'm still gonna post it anyway.

Analogy of OPPRESSORS & FOOLISH CITIZENS. (A case study of Nigeria citizens & their elected oppressors).

During the Soviet dictatorship of Joseph Stalin. He was a brutal dictator with mind of his own. On one fateful day, Stalin came to Politburo meeting with a live chicken. Standing in front of audience, He started to pluck the feathers of the live chicken off one by one.
The chicken trembled in pain, blood tricking out of its pores. It gave out grievous cries, but Stalin being a cruel dictator continued without remorse plucking the feathers out until the chicken was completely naked.
After which, he threw the chicken on the ground. The naked chicken was staggering in pain. Stalin goes into his pocket and from his pockets, he took out some chicken food and started to throw it at the poor & hapless creature.
The poor chicken in pain started eating and Stalin started walking towards his seat. As he walked away, he kept dropping some feeds on the floor & the chicken followed him and sat feeding from his feet.
Joseph Stalin then turned to members of his political party leadership. He said, "This chicken represents the people".
"You must disempower them, brutalise them, beat them up, starve them and then leave them".
"If you do this, go into your pocket & give them peanuts when they are in that helpless and desperate situation, they will blindly follow you for the rest of their life, worshiping you".
"They will think you are a hero forever. They will forget that, you're responsible for their sorrowful situation in the first place."
Breath taking, isn't it ?

Now! Take a look at all the people some Nigerians are busy defending on social media.
Take a look at those they call their heroes. They are the same people who plunged Nigeria into the situation she is. They are the same people who are responsible for their predicaments.
Did you see the numbers of people that throng to Saraki's house during this Christmas period to go collect peanuts? Your guess is as good as mine.
Nigerians kill those they should defend and defend those they should kill!""

She expects an iPhone from you now... >

mickool:
I met this calm abd charming girl in bus and we got talking and exchange phone numbers. I Checked her up on WhatsApp and chatted for sometimes..
Few days later her whatsapp was inactive and when I called her, she told me her phone was bad. Two weeks later, when I call she no longer pick my calls. I have sent her texts yet no reply.
I really like this chick.what should I do?

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Franzeez:
Madam, I guess it would be better you spend more time in the gym.

Now back to the issue of the Kunu drunk. I just enjoy insulting my president just like My fellow Nigerian do.
So I pray the retardedd general does not ban me from entering Nigeria oooo

Thank God u hve some regard using Madam...wht wld I b doing in da gym when am evidence of a typical African lady...do u suggest I look like those starved n without blood...? gym na 4pple wey dey waste money nah...

Intelligence my broda can take u places ohhh need I remind u tht calling him whatever name doesn't change his status as da NO. 1 man come May 28th??

Franzeez:
In Nigeria it is a norm to insult our leaders ESP the President. So as a Nigerian even though am not in Nigeria I am performing my civic responsibilities.

The incoming govt encouraged the insult on presidents so we will unleash it on them too.

Lest I forget what is the latest from the Kunu drinker from Daura cattle farm?

Is the retardedd general still alive?

Just asking oooh......but is KUNU so different from PAP and is cattle not where we get ESEWU and delicious pepper soup from So is tis meant 2b an insult??

Whooooow

[quote author=liljboy post=32265122]ya right, somehow..... but 90% of naija girls are so dull, they won't communicate with u, won't tell u their trigger zones, won't take part in anything, will just be there like a dumb fool, some will not even moan, will just be there like a log of wood, will expect the guy to last for 30minutes (iiitch better hasten up your orgasm).
you go ride from here reach like Lagos, the mumu girl will leave without thank you, ur amazing, I enjoyed it etc...... now tell me more about naija men.[/quote

Make una no kill me oh!! Women are scared that when they show all da skills da bobo go talk say she too like action!! Although what stops da bobo from initiating da conversation while in action tht kinda turns a lady on and wanna ask 4more....but u wicked why she go thank u??

So he has all these muscles and didn't gang up 2face boko haram Sometimes it's funny how careless matured men talk and reason like babies!! No be when them sell fuel money go comot to share I say always POLITICS is A GAME of NUMBERS!! APC started campaigning 4years back PDP started 6weeks to elections so what were they expecting MIRACLE?? Anyway I too like Buhari sef he is more of action than a talker!!

jauntty:
Marry an illiterate...NEVER. I can't even marry a literate Girl who is not intelligent, smart and without broaden knowledge about life generally. Some will say am setting high standards but the truth is, the Life am creating for myself will require such a person to blend in. #But I can DATE any girl sha ...Illiterate or not, as long as the parameters and permutations are right.

Hmmmmmm! Smart!

[quote author=989900 post=29858089]Adjective

1. Unable to read and write.
2. Having or demonstrating very little or no education.
3. Showing lack of culture, especially in language and literature (e.g. PEJ and a good number of Nigerian tertiary graduates).
4. Displaying a marked lack of knowledge in a particular field e.g. GEJ, GMB, Einstein, Me, and everyone else.

Noun

5. An illiterate person.

--dictionary.reference




A. Unable to read and write.
B. Having little or no formal education.
C. Marked by inferiority to an expected standard of familiarity with language and literature: an illiterate magazine.
D. Violating prescribed standards of speech or writing: a paragraph with several illiterate expressions.
E. Ignorant of the fundamentals of a given art or branch of knowledge: He is musically illiterate.
--thefreedictionary.


Definition of Literate

1: an educated person
2: a person who can read and write

--merriam-webster

UNESCO defines literacy as the "ability to identify, understand, interpret, create, communicate and compute, using printed and written materials associated with varying contexts. Literacy involves a continuum of learning in enabling individuals to achieve their goals, to develop their knowledge and potential, and to participate fully in their community and wider society".[/quot


Wonderful!

Mmadukaku:
Someone who is educated but can't speak good english.
Smh

Very correct

Sweetheart!! Honest truth a guy treats u da way u present ur sef! If indeed u've got a ride y accept 2b disrespected whn u can as well ride n urs n give him space 4his frds?? Naturally I don't feel comfortable if my man has 2turn back while gisting with his buddy!! Do wht u feel s right!

Yungwizzzy:
Who still sends PM to all this poverty stricken, gold digger NL babes?

tho 60% are actually men!!!

I beg 2defer sir!! Itz smarter not 2generalize anyway! Honest opinion.