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IhateAfonjas:

Some people are naturally dumb

Here in the USA we kill and eat anything we see, rattle snakes, snapping turtles​, moose, alligators, pythons,
racoons, deers, bears, skunk, squirrels​, Caribou, chipmunk, frogs

You haven't heard of hillbillies, rednecks or people from the western and southern states in the USA

Why not travel to other countries, see how people live over there and stop calling Nigeria or Africa every goddam time

You think everyone in the USA is that rich to just walk into the meat store and buy chicken, Turkey and beef ??

This is how to identify people who haven't left the shores of Nigeria

u signature and Moniker tho

wen will jamb start giving provisional admission

BiafraBushBoy:
Your English sha...

e pain am

MisterLomantic:
I'm sure the only boxer whose name you can spell correctly is Samuel Peters

bro typo error ni o

LordCrimson:
Get sense na

gimme urs,ode oshi

what do u expect from a Biafra

no wonder tinubu didn't show up for his fight with holyfield

WHAT IS IT?
It is the climax to English football's premier knockout competition: The FA Cup final. This edition features Arsenal and double-chasing 2016/, 2017.
WHAT TIME IS THE KICK-OFF?
The action will begin at 5.30pm17 Premier League champions Chelsea .
When is it?
The match will take place at Wembley on Saturday May 27. Here is the explanation from the FA: "Traditionalists may argue for a 3pm kick-off but, quite simply, we want as many people across the world to enjoy this event. The FA Cup final is the highlight of the domestic football calendar and it attracts a huge domestic and international audience.
"The 5.30pm kick-off slot on Saturday attracts the most viewers domestically and globally."
WHAT IS THE TEAM NEWS?
Arsenal:
Arsenal's injury crisis has handed captain Per Mertesacker an unlikely opportunity to start his first match of the season in Saturday's FA Cup final against Chelsea and the German centre back plans to make the most of it.
Mertesacker, who underwent knee surgery after picking up an injury during a friendly last July, was sidelined all season until he came off the bench in Arsenal's final Premier League game against Everton on Sunday.
The 32-year-old now looks set to start at Wembley with fellow defenders Laurent Koscielny (suspended) and Gabriel Paulista (knee injury) out of the final, while Shkodran Mustafi (concussion) and Kieran Gibbs (thigh injury) are major doubts.
Chelsea:
Chelsea manager Antonio Conte has a fully fit squad to choose from ahead of Saturday's FA Cup final against Arsenal.
Conte must decide whether to start Pedro or Willian behind his chosen striker while Cesc Fabregas and Nemanja Matic are battling for a place in central midfield.
John Terry is likely to be named on the substitutes' bench at Wembley for what will be the 36-year-old's final match before leaving Chelsea this summer.
Provisional squad: Courtois, Begovic, Alonso, Fabregas, Zouma, Ake, Kante, Hazard, Loftus-Cheek, Moses, Pedro, Costa, Matic, Willian, Batshuayi, Cahill, Terry, Azpilicueta, Chalobah, Luiz, Eduardo, Aina.
What are they saying?
Aaron Ramsey:
"I think the way we started the (home) game in the first half was very good. ... We were very quick, we counter-attacked well, closed them down, got about them." Ramsey told the club's website.
"It was a different game (away) and we perhaps let individuals have a bit too much space. Hazard went on a bit of a run and put the ball in the net.
"We can't let that happen again, we have to be right in his face and stop that at source."
David Luiz:
"I went to Paris for two years and won all the titles in France.
"I had a great life. I had everything in Paris and then I took a risk to come back to one country that was not that happy with me.
"That's why it was a risk. And I love the risk. In your life if you don't take a risk you're not going to taste something new. Not just in your professional life, I think it's every day."I cut my salary to come back here. But it's okay. God has given me a lot so I'm very happy with this.
"I don't like to stay always with the easy life so that's why I took the risk, and today I am very happy. It was the right decision.
WHO ARE THE PREVIOUS WINNERS OF THE COMPETITION?
The competition has been going since 1871 - but no one wants that much detail. So we shall begin this trip down memory lane arbitrarily in 1987.
1987–88 FA Cup final: Wimbledon (won 1–0 against Liverpool)
1988–89 FA Cup final: Liverpool (won 3–2 against Everton)
1989–90 FA Cup final: Manchester United (drew 3–3 with Crystal Palace)
1989–90 FA Cup final (R): Manchester United (won 1–0 against Crystal Palace)
1990–91 FA Cup final: Tottenham Hotspur (won 2–1 against Nottingham Forest)
1991–92 FA Cup final: Liverpool (won 2–0 against Sunderland)
1992–93 FA Cup final: Arsenal (drew 1–1 with Sheffield Wednesday)
1992–93 FA Cup final (R): Arsenal (won 2–1 against Sheffield Wednesday)
1993–94 FA Cup final: Manchester United (won 4–0 against Chelsea)
1994–95 FA Cup final: Everton (won 1–0 against Manchester United)
1995–96 FA Cup final: Manchester United (won 1–0 against Liverpool)
1996–97 FA Cup final: Chelsea (won 2–0 against Middlesbrough)
1997–98 FA Cup final: Arsenal (won 2–0 against Newcastle United)
1998–99 FA Cup final: Manchester United (won 2–0 against Newcastle United)
1999–2000 FA Cup final: Chelsea (won 1–0 against Aston Villa)
2000–01 FA Cup final: Liverpool (won 2–1 against Arsenal)
2001–02 FA Cup final: Arsenal (won 2–0 against Chelsea)
2002–03 FA Cup final: Arsenal (won 1–0 against Southampton)
2003–04 FA Cup final: Manchester United (won 3–0 against Millwall)
2004–05 FA Cup final: Arsenal (won 0–0 against Manchester United)
2005–06 FA Cup final: Liverpool (won 3–3 against West Ham United)
2006–07 FA Cup final: Chelsea (won 1–0 against Manchester United)
2007–08 FA Cup final: Portsmouth (won 1–0 against Cardiff City)
2008–09 FA Cup final: Chelsea ( won 2–1 against Everton )
2009–10 FA Cup final: Chelsea ( won 1–0 against Portsmouth )
2010–11 FA Cup final: Manchester City ( won 1–0 against Stoke City )
2011–12 FA Cup final: Chelsea ( won 2–1 against Liverpool)
2012–13 FA Cup final: Wigan Athletic ( won 1–0 against Manchester City )
2013–14 FA Cup final: Arsenal ( won 3–2 against Hull City )
2014–15 FA Cup final: Arsenal ( won 4–0 against Aston Villa )
2015–16 FA Cup final: Manchester United ( won 2–1 against Crystal Palace )

pls what's d intension for Ramadan

Hawlahscho:
You're formally qualified but your admission in UNILORIN is not guaranteed with grades and scores, get a strong connection either celestial or terrestrial, perhaps both to back your grades up.

With God, all things are possible.

Lastly, pray for the best and be prepared for the worst. Dont keep all your eggs in the same basket.

I thought dey do consider indigenes

ur broda GEJ aka Mr LOOTer king also marginalized d igbos what did he do for d igbos in is six years in office, just few weeks back Dickson claimed Mr LOOTer king six years is a waste to south south

freddymanny49:
Hello NL,

I don fumble men. Some lady came over to my place to sleep over. As usual things went down that i couldn't help but release my sperm in this young lady. I bought her contraceptive pills to use but it turns out that she didn't use them. Now she called me to tell me that she hasn't seen her period for days now and i banged this chick first Friday of this month.

I am so confused because I have a girl I want to marry and i am truly in love with this girl i want to. My world is crashing because of a stupid choice i just made by sleeping with an ex without a condom. Now she wants
to keep the baby which I am cool with. My concern is that her people will force me to marry her. I cant marry a woman that i am not in love with.

What do i do? What do i do? I don't want to be forced into marriage because of circumstance.

This chick forced herself on me to sleep with her and i was drunk and under influence of hard drugs when this happened.

Now I am rambling and rambling because I don't genuinely love this girl. She is someone i am not even proud to show the world. The girl i want to marry comes from an affluent background just like i do. How do i handle this?

u are seriously mad,na una type dey condemn baby daddies and baby mummies

Iamwrath:
you be weekend perrson be that

weekend bi ba wo









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#HoeLawd

Goddy37222:
Check details below and smile later. Get ready for a new level of breakthrough..

omni scammer

d*ck ni now

CROWNWEALTH019:
Oba way embezzle money before, that one na oba?

na ur fada money e embezzled

matonip:
No you can't use two federal.

but I did

eaziguyman:
Pls during our registration we are ask to fill our 1st choice as federal university and 2nd choice as state university so my question is that if u want to change the 2nd choice can u change it to a federal university

some fed uni in d north accepts 2nd choice, u can use Google

ktbffh

Youngtrice:
By God's grace. This year won't pass us by. I'm already tired of staying at home.
What sch and course are you going for?

surveying and geo informatics at Unilorin, wbu?

Youngtrice:
Congrats bro. We scaled through.

up next is admission and I know we will make it again

I had 206 in jamb with c6 in maths,c5 in English, c5 in chemistry, c6 in physics and c5 in agric plus kwara state indigene can I be admitted to study surveying and geo informatics in unilorin

I had 206 in jamb with c6 in maths,c5 in English, c5 in chemistry, c6 in physics and c5 in agric plus kwara state indigene can I be admitted to study surveying and geo informatics in unilorin

Tope54:
For University of Ilorin aspirant join this WhatApp group as we discus this year Admission process
Follow this link to join my WhatsApp group: https:///9LhPJYPqpWr5wyX97FwJWZ

d link isn't going through, pls add 08145813945

Youngtrice:
Scored 222. How about you?

206

I had 206 in jamb with c6 in maths,c5 in English, c5 in chemistry, c6 in physics and c5 in agric plus kwara state indigene can I be admitted to study surveying and geo informatics in unilorin

Youngtrice:
Bro goodluck oh.

what did u scored bro

reno replies aboki ango

oluwa oo

softwerk:
Dear Future Husband,

Politics in our dear country is DO or DIE and not meant for the faint-hearted!

They kill themselves simply because one group of people prefer the umbrella to the broom!

I'll rather drink Garri and manage your minimum wage of N18,000 per month than loose you to these savages called political thugs!

Yours Truly,

Softwerk (Your Future Wife)

NB: While you are there stupidly forming baddest guy ever liveth, some small-small boys are now drilling crude oil from your well after the bore-hole

eskeez me ma'am,how can I drill my own crude oil before d arrival of Mr right

softwerk:
Dear Future Husband,

Politics in our dear country is DO or DIE and not meant for the faint-hearted!

They kill themselves simply because one group of people prefer the umbrella to the broom!

I'll rather drink Garri and manage your minimum wage of N18,000 per month than loose you to these savages called political thugs!

Yours Truly,

Softwerk (Your Future Wife)

NB: While you are there stupidly forming baddest guy ever liveth, some small-small boys are now drilling crude oil from your well after the bore-hole

eskeez me ma'am,how can I drill my own crude oil before d arrival of Mr right