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Food / Re: Can You Buy This 20k Bread In This Present Economy? by Eunoiaa(f): 9:29pm On May 27
folake4u:
That bread is too sweet abeg. I nor like am. Be like say them pack sugar pour for body. cry

If we were a couple, I'm most certainly sure we'll be having different meal plans for every days of the week and we'll be attending a joint therapy session for your "no sweet tooth red flag". ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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Romance / Re: Your Muscles Do Not Matter When It Comes To Attracting Women. A Thread. by Eunoiaa(f): 9:05pm On May 27
folake4u:
I screamedddddddddddd!

No, but think about it. grin


Imagine a man like Tinubu ruling a nation of alpha male and redpillers and senior mens. E nor balance.
Romance / Re: Your Muscles Do Not Matter When It Comes To Attracting Women. A Thread. by Eunoiaa(f): 8:39pm On May 27
OasisX:
grin

.....แนฃรณkรญ means concise/little.

Yes, I know. I mean, what's the full meaning of that quote/phrase? cheesy
Romance / Re: . by Eunoiaa(f): 8:34pm On May 27
That's Amaka's Theory at play. grin grin


Once debe, always debe. If you like, loose guard and cheapen yourself. She wants to chop you and go, and will very much continue to do so for as long as you remain her ex alive.


You only have a 1% chance of being freed from her grasp and the allure of the feminine, so your only way out is to completely widen the distance between you guys as much as possible. Like disconnect all forms of communication. Relocate to a new locality, if possible.


You're not doing anything right or different; it's just a woman's nature to taste again something she has once chowed, as dictated by the desires of the p#ssy.

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Romance / Re: Your Muscles Do Not Matter When It Comes To Attracting Women. A Thread. by Eunoiaa(f): 8:28pm On May 27
Well, as a man myself, I see all of your points. But I will wait to read a few more comments before I give my verdict on the matter.
Romance / Re: Your Muscles Do Not Matter When It Comes To Attracting Women. A Thread. by Eunoiaa(f): 8:24pm On May 27
Alphamentips:
Lol nice buildup... Nice points you scored.

in my prime .. when gym was a morning and night thing, I go just notice say people dey stare at me. Not just babes, guys included.

Sometimes I go just dey walka for road lost in my thoughts only for people stares to shock me back to reality. I go come fold my arms make the biceps dey contracted ๐Ÿ’ช as I dey punch on my phone screen.... Then give them an extra 10 to 15 seconds.. let them have their fill as they gaze upon my muscular Herculus-like bulky meaty frame, then I leave as soon as their 10 - 15 secs is up.


Me and my guy back then, Oscar, call this the 10 second free subscription view.

Lol gym is life...

Everyone just loves a muscle tank. Both kids, seniors, and adults. Like, I get tired of being stared at.

Kids will be like, "uncle can I see your muscle?" I go now blow my biceps muscles for them. Them go happy

I walk by and I see other guys straighten up automatically lol. It's a big flex.

I remember walking into a lecture hall from the back door and was scanning the class in search of my guys only to notice that about 5 babes wey sidon directly opposite me de look me seriously.

As I scan the room my eyes move go their side all of them just bend head immediately begin look their books. Lol..

To enter public transport nko?
Women go just dey lean on you even if enof space dey on the seat. I actually stopped lifting and started doing more aerobics and boxing to stop gaining bulks.

I was getting tired of the stares. It's draining

S'oki lobe gbegiri (abi how do they say it, OasisX, my love? S'oki is what?)


Please, be making your points concise for those of us who have very short attention span.


As an alpha, I expected you to know the charm in brevity. I was just reading and reading and...; do better next time.


Thank you.

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Romance / Re: Your Muscles Do Not Matter When It Comes To Attracting Women. A Thread. by Eunoiaa(f): 8:21pm On May 27
CuriousCart:
Tinubu has no muscles but he's leading you.

Okay now this grin grin.
Romance / Re: What The Bleep Can I Do With 8m by Eunoiaa(f): 8:17pm On May 27
Treborblue:
Damn always the dimwits who comment first :-

So why did you come here to post if you knew you were not going to be open to suggestions? undecided


I personally would have suggest you donate 7.5 million naira to a river goddess. Like whatever form the money is in now, convert it into cash, pack it in suitcases, and go and pour it inside a river while reciting Oya-exalting chants.


From whence the 8m first come, so shall it be replenished. grin
Romance / Re: Every Young Girl Should Avoid This by Eunoiaa(f): 8:13pm On May 27
EreluRoz:
I don't know her anywhere ooo she said I'm a home breaker that she's a prophetess and will cast out demons from my body ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚. Like this now na her husband I dy find

Boya o n riran sodi. ๐Ÿคฃ


She must be seeing otherwise. Those words are too heavy and vile coming from someone you've never even had a run-in with.


She'll be well.

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Food / Re: Can You Buy This 20k Bread In This Present Economy? by Eunoiaa(f): 8:08pm On May 27
nedekid:
What part do you have issues understanding?

The exact part where you implied only white people are allowed to live there, and your asinine justification of it being "unaffordable" to Nigerians.



So Nigerians are fit for being their domestic and low-income workers, but they can never "aspire" to be a home-owner there? And you see the sense in that?

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Romance / Re: Every Young Girl Should Avoid This by Eunoiaa(f): 7:58pm On May 27
I used to see this account as some 'stock' NPC-ish account like Ila mina, mama gee and co.


I never knew they had dangbana choco. grin

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Romance / Re: Every Young Girl Should Avoid This by Eunoiaa(f): 7:53pm On May 27
EreluRoz:
I wonder what is actually going on with you kos you are losing it. Na your marriage I go break next but unfortunately your husband no get money ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ werey alakori

You know her from somewhere before? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Romance / Re: If You Have 15 Million Today What Will You Buy First? by Eunoiaa(f): 7:45pm On May 27
- Books
- All Taylor Swift's 11 studio albums
- Ashawo gowns
- Perfumes and makeup and press-on nails
- All sorts of ijekuje
















Your phone will begin to malfunction and never recover again if you should quote me to say rubbish. Just post your own fantasy jejely and go; nobody will arrest you.

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Food / Re: Can You Buy This 20k Bread In This Present Economy? by Eunoiaa(f): 7:37pm On May 27
nedekid:
See, some products are flown into the country daily and supplied to high end exclusive supermarkets, restaurants, personal orders. Do you know, cheese, ice cream, salad, salmon, ham, bacon, already prepared meals from high end restaurants in eg France, pizza made to order from Italy delivered to people here in naija?
This bread could have baked in France in the morning then flown to naija and on the shelf that evening.
I know all this because I have been approached few years ago by some Lebanese to arrange logistics for such cargo. I have even delivered some to some exclusive white only estate somewhere at eleko.
Na such supermarkets, when they make it private, Nigerians will come out to shout foreigners are stopping them from entering. When you enter and see what you cannot afford nko? Na to de take picture come de post online.

White only estate?


Here in this Lagos?? Hehe. Mewa n sele.



What is even the justification you're writing down there? undecided

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Food / Re: Can You Buy This 20k Bread In This Present Economy? by Eunoiaa(f): 7:10pm On May 27
descarado:
It is beautiful nonsense.
Costly cos it's abroad brand.
Nothing more.
As u eat it,your mind will be telling you that you are digging your grave but you wanna belong, so you will guiltily finish it.

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Thought as much. So they are just selling name. And some Nigerians being the classists they are will indulge the "overpriced" product.

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Religion / Re: 'Educated Illiterates': Prophet Odumeje Mocks Nigeria's Education (Video) by Eunoiaa(f): 7:03pm On May 27
He's right on the money.
Food / Re: Can You Buy This 20k Bread In This Present Economy? by Eunoiaa(f): 6:56pm On May 27
NairalandGOAT1:
I'd rather buy 15 Bokku bread!

Eat 5 and sell 10

grin grin

Bokku bread's prominence >>>>>

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Food / Re: Can You Buy This 20k Bread In This Present Economy? by Eunoiaa(f): 6:55pm On May 27
DeltaBachelor:
lol. Different strokes for different folks though

Exactly.


I don't want to think the quality will be shitty; I believe it'll be worth the price. And it looks like a brand [luxury] name, meant to cater to the egos of "vain" people (like me for instance grin).

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Romance / Re: Four Ladies Married To The Same Man Proudly Show Him Off (pics/video) by Eunoiaa(f): 6:44pm On May 27
I would have called him pansophist's mentor and idol but .......................... lipsrsealed



I wish them a blissful marital life sha. If they are happy...

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Romance / Re: Drama As Woman Blocks Groom From Dancing With Bride(pics/video) by Eunoiaa(f): 6:32pm On May 27
Biglittlelois:
Op pls always give detailed news not captivating headline that will entice people

Though she did wrong, but that's the groom's TWIN SISTER.

That's why the bride was smiling and didn't make a big deal about it.

She's didn't do anything wrong as it's their tradition, and she's a relative.


It's just like the bride having to dance/snap with every group of family members in a Yoruba wedding. The father in-law, her parents, he co-workers, the big aunties.


In this case, it is the sister having "one last dance before marriage" with her brother (their extended family all call themselves wives, brothers, sisters, etc., in their culture sha), and she has to dance and dance until he sprays her so she can leave. Being persistent like that is the point of it lol.
Romance / Re: Drama As Woman Blocks Groom From Dancing With Bride(pics/video) by Eunoiaa(f): 6:27pm On May 27
bukhety:
There is obviously a background story! Perhaps his ex?

No. His cousin/sister. And it's a Ghanaian tradition.


Mom007:
I put it to you that the groom slept with that woman quite recently. Maybe madam is the main girlfriend that the whole family knows and oga was trying to marry this bride behind her back. She must have found out and crashed the wedding. See how even the older women of the groom I presume are begging her? He did her real dirty and she is not going without a fight. grin

Just lookatew undecided. I'm so segalink of words.

Romance / Re: What Would You Do If You Were in this Dramatic Relationship? by Eunoiaa(f): 2:37pm On May 27
Tallesty1:
You could be doing it online for the fun it nah, but real life?

๐Ÿ˜‘
Romance / Re: What Would You Do If You Were in this Dramatic Relationship? by Eunoiaa(f): 2:02pm On May 27
Tallesty1:
Huh

Go and ask in the EPL chatroom na grin.


None of them even knows me on a personal level, yet I'm sure they'd have pages of story to tell about me/my online footprint.
Romance / Re: Greatest Nairaland Trolls Of All Time? by Eunoiaa(f): 1:59pm On May 27
Lmaoooo. One wasted ediot that currently goes by Bongadu would be gnashing his teeth now.


Even in a list of trolls, the slimy maggot didn't make it. Failed to be useful; failed to even be considered a worthy nuisance.


Such a disgusting piece of shit through and through.
Romance / Re: What Would You Do If You Were in this Dramatic Relationship? by Eunoiaa(f): 1:54pm On May 27
delzbaba:
See script writer/ movie director dey waste him talent.

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Romance / Re: What Would You Do If You Were in this Dramatic Relationship? by Eunoiaa(f): 1:53pm On May 27
She's just like my kinda person grin grin.

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Romance / Re: Two Types Of Men: Which Do Women Prefer? by Eunoiaa(f): 10:38pm On May 25
Those AI pics looking funky though
Romance / Re: Hilarious Comment From A Teacher by Eunoiaa(f): 10:30pm On May 25
Golden eagle
Eurasian hobby
Frigatebird
Rock dove


Seems like a list of the fastest birds alive.


Obviously a question (probably as an assignment) must have prompted those answers... I wonder why the teacher could not make the link or at least get clarification from the student.

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Romance / Re: Two Types Of Men: Which Do Women Prefer? by Eunoiaa(f): 10:21pm On May 25
So in one word, I think if I'm to get your point, one has money and all indices of material wealth met, and the other does not? In order words, a person whom the Yorubas would call idan? That is, whether with or without money, he's still fly? grin



As a man, would you mind sharing your experiences associated with any of these archetypes?

Let me just sit and read comments while eating this groundnut. If I was feeling like a man tonight, I would have attempted to engage this post more deeply. But I'm not in my man moods.
Romance / Re: Two Types Of Men: Which Do Women Prefer? by Eunoiaa(f): 10:13pm On May 25
Intense passion and emotional distance seem contradictory to me.
Politics / Re: Hypocrisy Of APC Supporter Exposed As She Calls Out Those Abusing Soyinka by Eunoiaa(f): 8:47pm On May 25
EmperorCaesar:
How many African Nobel prize winners do we have in academic field ?

An answer to that is a proof of WS greatness

But obidients can't relate cheesy cheesy

Lmaoooo.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.aljazeera.com/amp/news/2019/12/9/africas-nobel-prize-winners-a-list



Rational thinker my ass. Bloody BATerian.


Its like you're confusing first for only and whining yourself cheesy.

You also obviously cannot relate like mad.

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Politics / Re: Hypocrisy Of APC Supporter Exposed As She Calls Out Those Abusing Soyinka by Eunoiaa(f): 8:30pm On May 25
EmperorCaesar:
How many African Nobel prize winners do we have in academic field ?

An answer to that is a proof of WS greatness


But obidients can't relate cheesy cheesy

Mind you, your dearly beloved writer doesn't believe in God.

So since you think WS is so great, and never wrong, when are you going to deny the existence of God? grin

Shey you think he is right on *everything?*

Because you insult the atheists on Nairaland, but you're suspending your critical thinking and saying no one dares to criticize WS when he's just as irreligious as the ones on here.


https://dailypost.ng/2022/11/21/i-dont-need-religion-wole-soyinka/

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