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Acidosis:
Seeing the number 33 sends shivers down my spine again. I lost my wife hours after childbirth some 33 days ago. She was 33 when she passed. Big dreams, big things we both planned all seem like they're over, right? But really, they are not. She lived a purposeful life. I'm mourning, ignoring the many "if" and "what if" scenarios—the thoughts won't stop coming if you allow them—and finding the courage to take care of two newborn babies. My point? Don't be too hard on yourself. Embrace the challenges and learn to recognise the blessings. All will be well and, more importantly, remember that good or bad, fast or slow, everything will come to an end someday. Make that a reality check.

I'm so so sorry Acid. My condolences.

idahme:
U don dey like the guy, send him msg mak him comot u for strt. No shame ooo

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folake4u:
Epp me!

You're fine .


If we aren't bundles of contradiction, what's the joy in life?

Mercisharelove:
A man claiming to be woman.

You mean yourself abi?


Go and look in the mirror, dear, and channel your frustration to the right source.


Stay muscular 😘.

OasisX:


.....you make me do it. LOL!

🥹🥹🥹

OasisX:


......you are right but some do say 'ṣókí lọbẹ oge' as well.

Okay. Thank you baby .


This is like one time I've seen you commenting outside of the EPL thread lol.

Mom007:
Story. She was refusing the money they were giving her. That's a scorned ex if I have ever seen one!
Tradition kor, Traditional ni

Your partial blindness is not my problem because that's literally the groom commenting right there in the screenshot. Where do you see her refusing money? No, don't answer that. You obviously have optical challenges.


It's a scorned ex, but the family members and the bride are all shining teeth with her and trying to get her to go and sit down gently. Sit in your room and be projecting your bias on people, you hear.

folake4u:
The alpha meils and redpillers are a disgrace to this country.

Big ones with nothing but empty scrotal ********s.

folake4u:
That bread is too sweet abeg. I nor like am. Be like say them pack sugar pour for body.

If we were a couple, I'm most certainly sure we'll be having different meal plans for every days of the week and we'll be attending a joint therapy session for your "no sweet tooth red flag". 🤣🤣🤣

folake4u:
I screamedddddddddddd!

No, but think about it.


Imagine a man like Tinubu ruling a nation of alpha male and redpillers and senior mens. E nor balance.

OasisX:


.....ṣókí means concise/little.

Yes, I know. I mean, what's the full meaning of that quote/phrase?

That's Amaka's Theory at play.


Once debe, always debe. If you like, loose guard and cheapen yourself. She wants to chop you and go, and will very much continue to do so for as long as you remain her ex alive.


You only have a 1% chance of being freed from her grasp and the allure of the feminine, so your only way out is to completely widen the distance between you guys as much as possible. Like disconnect all forms of communication. Relocate to a new locality, if possible.


You're not doing anything right or different; it's just a woman's nature to taste again something she has once chowed, as dictated by the desires of the p#ssy.

Well, as a man myself, I see all of your points. But I will wait to read a few more comments before I give my verdict on the matter.

Alphamentips:
Lol nice buildup... Nice points you scored.

in my prime .. when gym was a morning and night thing, I go just notice say people dey stare at me. Not just babes, guys included.

Sometimes I go just dey walka for road lost in my thoughts only for people stares to shock me back to reality. I go come fold my arms make the biceps dey contracted 💪 as I dey punch on my phone screen.... Then give them an extra 10 to 15 seconds.. let them have their fill as they gaze upon my muscular Herculus-like bulky meaty frame, then I leave as soon as their 10 - 15 secs is up.


Me and my guy back then, Oscar, call this the 10 second free subscription view.

Lol gym is life...

Everyone just loves a muscle tank. Both kids, seniors, and adults. Like, I get tired of being stared at.

Kids will be like, "uncle can I see your muscle?" I go now blow my biceps muscles for them. Them go happy

I walk by and I see other guys straighten up automatically lol. It's a big flex.

I remember walking into a lecture hall from the back door and was scanning the class in search of my guys only to notice that about 5 babes wey sidon directly opposite me de look me seriously.

As I scan the room my eyes move go their side all of them just bend head immediately begin look their books. Lol..

To enter public transport nko?
Women go just dey lean on you even if enof space dey on the seat. I actually stopped lifting and started doing more aerobics and boxing to stop gaining bulks.

I was getting tired of the stares. It's draining

S'oki lobe gbegiri (abi how do they say it, OasisX, my love? S'oki is what?)


Please, be making your points concise for those of us who have very short attention span.


As an alpha, I expected you to know the charm in brevity. I was just reading and reading and...; do better next time.


Thank you.

CuriousCart:
Tinubu has no muscles but he's leading you.

Okay now this .

Treborblue:
Damn always the dimwits who comment first :-

So why did you come here to post if you knew you were not going to be open to suggestions?


I personally would have suggest you donate 7.5 million naira to a river goddess. Like whatever form the money is in now, convert it into cash, pack it in suitcases, and go and pour it inside a river while reciting Oya-exalting chants.


From whence the 8m first come, so shall it be replenished.

EreluRoz:
I don't know her anywhere ooo she said I'm a home breaker that she's a prophetess and will cast out demons from my body 😂😂😂😂. Like this now na her husband I dy find

Boya o n riran sodi. 🤣


She must be seeing otherwise. Those words are too heavy and vile coming from someone you've never even had a run-in with.


She'll be well.

nedekid:
What part do you have issues understanding?

The exact part where you implied only white people are allowed to live there, and your asinine justification of it being "unaffordable" to Nigerians.



So Nigerians are fit for being their domestic and low-income workers, but they can never "aspire" to be a home-owner there? And you see the sense in that?

I used to see this account as some 'stock' NPC-ish account like Ila mina, mama gee and co.


I never knew they had dangbana choco.

EreluRoz:
I wonder what is actually going on with you kos you are losing it. Na your marriage I go break next but unfortunately your husband no get money 😂😂😂😂 werey alakori

You know her from somewhere before? 😂😂

- Books
- All Taylor Swift's 11 studio albums
- Ashawo gowns
- Perfumes and makeup and press-on nails
- All sorts of ijekuje
















Your phone will begin to malfunction and never recover again if you should quote me to say rubbish. Just post your own fantasy jejely and go; nobody will arrest you.

nedekid:
See, some products are flown into the country daily and supplied to high end exclusive supermarkets, restaurants, personal orders. Do you know, cheese, ice cream, salad, salmon, ham, bacon, already prepared meals from high end restaurants in eg France, pizza made to order from Italy delivered to people here in naija?
This bread could have baked in France in the morning then flown to naija and on the shelf that evening.
I know all this because I have been approached few years ago by some Lebanese to arrange logistics for such cargo. I have even delivered some to some exclusive white only estate somewhere at eleko.
Na such supermarkets, when they make it private, Nigerians will come out to shout foreigners are stopping them from entering. When you enter and see what you cannot afford nko? Na to de take picture come de post online.

White only estate?


Here in this Lagos?? Hehe. Mewa n sele.



What is even the justification you're writing down there?

descarado:
It is beautiful nonsense.
Costly cos it's abroad brand.
Nothing more.
As u eat it,your mind will be telling you that you are digging your grave but you wanna belong, so you will guiltily finish it.

🤣🤣🤣

Thought as much. So they are just selling name. And some Nigerians being the classists they are will indulge the "overpriced" product.

He's right on the money.

NairalandGOAT1:
I'd rather buy 15 Bokku bread!

Eat 5 and sell 10

Bokku bread's prominence >>>>>

DeltaBachelor:
lol. Different strokes for different folks though

Exactly.


I don't want to think the quality will be shitty; I believe it'll be worth the price. And it looks like a brand [luxury] name, meant to cater to the egos of "vain" people (like me for instance ).

I would have called him pansophist's mentor and idol but ..........................



I wish them a blissful marital life sha. If they are happy...

Biglittlelois:
Op pls always give detailed news not captivating headline that will entice people

Though she did wrong, but that's the groom's TWIN SISTER.

That's why the bride was smiling and didn't make a big deal about it.

She's didn't do anything wrong as it's their tradition, and she's a relative.


It's just like the bride having to dance/snap with every group of family members in a Yoruba wedding. The father in-law, her parents, he co-workers, the big aunties.


In this case, it is the sister having "one last dance before marriage" with her brother (their extended family all call themselves wives, brothers, sisters, etc., in their culture sha), and she has to dance and dance until he sprays her so she can leave. Being persistent like that is the point of it lol.

bukhety:
There is obviously a background story! Perhaps his ex?

No. His cousin/sister. And it's a Ghanaian tradition.

Mom007:
I put it to you that the groom slept with that woman quite recently. Maybe madam is the main girlfriend that the whole family knows and oga was trying to marry this bride behind her back. She must have found out and crashed the wedding. See how even the older women of the groom I presume are begging her? He did her real dirty and she is not going without a fight.

Just lookatew . I'm so segalink of words.

Tallesty1:
You could be doing it online for the fun it nah, but real life?

😑

Tallesty1:
Huh

Go and ask in the EPL chatroom na .


None of them even knows me on a personal level, yet I'm sure they'd have pages of story to tell about me/my online footprint.

Lmaoooo. One wasted ediot that currently goes by Bongadu would be gnashing his teeth now.


Even in a list of trolls, the slimy maggot didn't make it. Failed to be useful; failed to even be considered a worthy nuisance.


Such a disgusting piece of shit through and through.