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zombieHUNTER:
Jesus is Lord He has Risen

CC Imhotep evablizin firefire ajepako homeboiy lzaa. ngokafor et all
Happy Easter guys
Madridguy yarimo usba manirik quotasystem

madridguy:
What are you laughing at?

madridguy:
Schedule a meeting with her mom first.

ItzChinnex:
but you have a guy na

AdeniyiA:
U wan apply?

Mynd44:
I wouldn't say missed but appreciated
1. Business sense 2. Sense of humor 3. Loyalty to friends
Single now sha

Explorers:
Nigerian businessman and polygamist Uroko Onoja died after being forced by five of his six wives to have sex with each of them.

Onoja was caught having sex with his youngest wife by the remaining five, who were jealous of him paying her more attention.


They demanded that he also have sex with each of them, threatening him with knives and sticks.

He had intercourse with four of them in succession, but stopped breathing before having sex with the fifth.

buhariguy:
This is the reason idiotic pigs of Biafra insult buhari all day.
Just because of the things of this world that is vanity upon vanity, the word of the Lord said, all is vanity

NwaAmaikpe:


Which of my friends can I call to come contribute?
Okay, Evablizin come and share your daily experience.

bonechamberlain:
may God punish the Nigerian army, their main duty now is to protect herdsmen from rustlers and arrest rustlers immediately, but can't arrest Fulani terrorist killing everywhere.

Adedaniel211:
if mugu no fall, guyman no go chop..

NwaAmaikpe:



When I was 6 years old, my househelp tried raping me.
In fact she raped me; but I won't call it a rape because I did all of the job.
But I did not ejaculate.

NwaAmaikpe:



Foolish President with zero clue.
Buhari invited Naomi Campbell and folks see it as an achievement.

That's so insulting but I'd help zombies put it in perspective.
It's like Donald Trump inviting and welcoming Tonto Dike for a project commissioning.

Now, you see how worthless that dullards' brain is?

Moukandjo:
You're the Idi0ts who're still weeping about 2015 & can't get over the defeat of your lord & personal saviour, Ebelemi. Your mor0nic likes thrive on the likes you get on Nairaland form your fellow unintelligent parallelogram-headed IPIGs!
You'll continue to weep till 2023!
Awon Ode oshi!

pyyxxaro:
Very ripe for consumption

buhariguy:
Idiotic pigs of Biafra,
Hypocrite

NwaAmaikpe:



They've been used for money rituals.

Before next week Friday, the person who sacrificed them will be in a club with women singing

"I get pounds for you
I get euros for you
I get naira for you
You know the money boku
baby just be nice to me
I get plenty money
I see that you whine for me
Na so she change am for me
I no even need this money
I get plenty for you
I say make you judi for me
I swear she change am for me
Shey because you fine gan ni
Shey because you’re beautiful ni
And once you see the money… she go dey dance for me

Oya daun, baby daun
Oya daun, lets go down
Se ke tan, se lo fe tan
Turkey nla, turkey nla..."

SMH!!!