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Politics › Re: We Burnt Clothes Because It Has Tinubu Face On It - Warri Youths by Evaress(f): 8:54pm On Oct 01
How does burning of his cloth solve anything? Just waste of fuel and air pollution🤨
Literature › Re: Ada The Mad Woman by Evaress(op): 8:50pm On Oct 01
EvidenceOfGrace:
Following, and waiting for your update.
i sent u an email. Reply me back so i send you the full doc copy
Celebrities › Re: 3 Of Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt’s Children Have Removed “Pitt” From Their Names by Evaress(f): 8:27pm On Oct 01
Eba50:
to konk some of Ina for head dey worry me. These are laura carrington,bonnie Tyler and anya major
you need your eyes checked to say any of those women you posted fine pass jolie. Anyways beauty is subjective but world wide poll has voted Angelina as their number one several times.
Celebrities › Re: What Happened To Karishika? The Nollywood Actress Who Mysteriously Disappeared by Evaress(f):
I heard she became possesed after shooting this movie.

Back then Nigeria movie industry was not paying too much as to be compared to now. Not much money was paid. Not only her left,many other old actresses left.

Anyways amebo people why are you looking for her? Una just wan find gist. Some people avoid social media drama for the sake of their family lives.
Celebrities › Re: 3 Of Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt’s Children Have Removed “Pitt” From Their Names by Evaress(f): 7:28pm On Oct 01
dominique:
The bolder is what annoyed me the most. Because she's adopted, she should turn herself to their slave? Did she ask to be adopted? Who says she won't be living a comfortable life in Ethiopia if she wasn't adopted? The oldest boy was adopted from Cambodia, a country poorer than a lot of African countries and he was the first to change his surname. However for some reason, Nairaland men are not bashing him like they're doing to the girl adopted from Ethiopia who is supposed to be worshiping them. I've never seen this type of double standards before in my life.
correctly said. Just imagine one day someone telling her ''you should be grateful they adopted you," just imagine how she would feel. Adopted kids should be loved and have equal rights as biological kids. If you can't treat them that way, then stick to having only your own kids.
Celebrities › Re: 3 Of Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt’s Children Have Removed “Pitt” From Their Names by Evaress(f): 7:23pm On Oct 01
Blunt99:
She fine but the image is enhanced, and she is also physically enhanced with makeup.

But the most beautiful is where I disagree

There are ladies who are very pretty, even prettier without any artificial.
mention one with pictures attached. I wan see that woman wey fine pass Jolie. Someone that is even giving Aishwarya rai tough time when compared to her looks
Celebrities › Re: 3 Of Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt’s Children Have Removed “Pitt” From Their Names by Evaress(f): 6:44pm On Oct 01
Blunt99:
The most beautiful, una...

She doesn't look as attractive to me like most of the girls I have seen.

I don't find her lips and cheeks attractive.
so this woman no fine?

Romance › Re: The Lies Ugly Men Tell Themselves To Feel Better by Evaress(op): 6:37pm On Oct 01
Imalwayshorny:
Are you not ugly crywhy calling men ugly
It seems you didn't read to understand what i wrote
Romance › Re: The Lies Ugly Men Tell Themselves To Feel Better by Evaress(op): 6:30pm On Oct 01
ThePEACEFULBOY:
No man is ugly, that's why they get upto 3 wives
lie, lie and lie. Stop with those lies
Celebrities › Re: 3 Of Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt’s Children Have Removed “Pitt” From Their Names by Evaress(f): 1:41pm On Oct 01
Ishilove:
What's your standard of beauty? She is definitely not more beautiful than I, and I say that with the utmost humility
lol its good you have that confidence in yourself.
Celebrities › Re: 3 Of Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt’s Children Have Removed “Pitt” From Their Names by Evaress(f): 1:19pm On Oct 01
cr7lomo:
U women think its all about beauty... she has a terrible character...no man can live with her ...same as J.lo ...very bitter controlling misandrists
Go marry woman with big ynash since you guys think life is all about looks
Celebrities › Re: 3 Of Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt’s Children Have Removed “Pitt” From Their Names by Evaress(f): 1:18pm On Oct 01
cr7lomo:
U women think its all about beauty... she has a terrible character...no man can live with her ...same as J.lo ...very bitter controlling misandrists
we women think its all about beauty or that is what you men has made us to believe? The way men keep bodyshaming women. Can't you see the number of Naija babes running to do bbl. And why are doing it? To please their male admirers.
Celebrities › Re: 3 Of Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt’s Children Have Removed “Pitt” From Their Names by Evaress(f): 12:16pm On Oct 01
Blunt99:
The most beautiful, una...

She doesn't look as attractive to me like most of the girls I have seen.

I don't find her lips and cheeks attractive.
she has aged and she did botox surgery. Also Angie has been battling with breast cancer. Go check her photos or watch her movies when she was younger
Celebrities › Re: 3 Of Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt’s Children Have Removed “Pitt” From Their Names by Evaress(f): 10:54am On Oct 01
Angelfrost:
...And the child isn't doing you a favor by making you a parent or taking some emotional burden of childlessness off you?!!
don't mind the efulefu. See the way they always speak low on adopted kids.
Celebrities › Re: 3 Of Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt’s Children Have Removed “Pitt” From Their Names by Evaress(f): 10:50am On Oct 01
pigmania:
An adopted child is not your blood, you simply did the child a favor out of love. An adopted child should stay humble and grateful.
if you think you are doing a child a favor by adopting them then you don't deserve adopting that child at all.
Celebrities › Re: 3 Of Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt’s Children Have Removed “Pitt” From Their Names by Evaress(f): 10:42am On Oct 01
Eba50:
Even the adopted ungrateful one from Africa joined in dropping name. Angelina used her dads image as actor of the champ to rise to fame
i'm sure Angelina Jolie wouldn't want anyone to refer to any of her kids as "Adopted". The way you guys talk down on adopted children is terrible.

Another proof life is not all about beauty. Angelina Jolie the most beautiful woman in the world. Her husband still left her for another woman who is less attractive.
Politics › Nigeria At 66 - What Have We Achieved So Far? by Evaress(op): 9:47am On Oct 01
Today, October 1st 2026, Nigeria turns 66. 66 years after we lowered the British flag in 1960 and raised our own Green-White-Green.

It’s easy to say "nothing has changed" out of frustration, but that’s not true. For all our problems, we have come a long way. Let’s reflect honestly - the good, the bad, and what is still ahead.

1. What We Have Achieved

a) We Are Still One Country
For a country with over 250 ethnic groups, 500 languages, and two major religions, staying together for 66 years is an achievement on its own. We survived a civil war (1967-1970), many coups, military rule for almost 30 years, and still chose democracy since 1999. That resilience is Nigerian.

b) Our People Are Our Biggest Achievement
Nigerians are thriving everywhere. In education, entertainment, sports, tech, and business.
- Afrobeats to the World: From Fela to Burna Boy, Wizkid, Tems and Rema - Nigerian music is now a global force.
- Nollywood: What started with small home videos is now the second largest film industry in the world.
- Tech and Innovation: Young Nigerians in Lagos, Port Harcourt, Abuja, and abroad are building fintechs like Paystack, Flutterwave, Moniepoint that are now used across Africa.
- Sports and Literature: From Chinua Achebe and Chimamanda to our Super Falcons and Super Eagles, we keep making the world respect our name.

c) Economic Growth, Even If Uneven
In 1960, we depended mainly on agriculture. Today we are Africa’s largest economy - with oil and gas, agriculture, telecoms, banking, and entertainment all contributing. We have built refineries, more universities, more airports, and telecoms that connect a village boy in Rivers to the world.

d) Democracy Has Come To Stay
Since 1999, we have had 27 years of uninterrupted democracy. We have seen power move from one party to another, from one region to another through elections. We now have freedom of speech, press, and the power to call out our leaders on social media - something many countries don’t have.

2. Where We Are Still Struggling

At 66, we have to be honest. We are not where we should be.

- Corruption: It has eaten deep into our system, from top to bottom.
- Economy and Poverty: Despite being rich in oil, gas, and land, too many Nigerians are still poor. The cost of living keeps rising, and the naira keeps struggling.
- Insecurity: From Boko Haram to banditry, kidnapping, and cult clashes in cities like Port Harcourt. Many Nigerians still don't feel safe in their own homes.
- Infrastructure: Electricity is still not stable after 66 years. Good roads, clean water, and good hospitals are still luxury for many.
- Brain Drain (Japa): Our best doctors, nurses, tech talents, and young people are leaving every day because they don’t see hope here.

3. The Question For Us at 66

Nigeria is not a failed country. Nigeria is an unfinished project.

We have the people, we have the resources, we have the talent. What we lack is consistent, selfless leadership and systems that work for everyone, not just a few.

Independence in 1960 gave us freedom from colonial rule. But true independence will come when a Nigerian can have light 24/7, go to a good public hospital and get treated, go to school and get a job without knowing someone, and walk safely at night.

At 66, we are no longer a young nation. We are old enough to know better and do better.

So the question is not just "What has Nigeria achieved?" The question is "What will YOU and I do to make Nigeria work before we reach 70?"

Happy Independence Day.

What do you think is Nigeria’s biggest achievement at 66, and what is one thing you want to see change before 70?

Romance › The Lies Ugly Men Tell Themselves To Feel Better by Evaress(op): 9:39am On Oct 01
They always say, "A man doesn't need to be handsome. Women only look at his pocket. It's money that matters."

That's the reason you see many rich men with big pot bellies. They believe they don't need to work out or look good because their money can get them any beautiful woman.

But the truth is, women like handsome men too. If a woman is only after a rich man, she is only after his money. She is in love with the money, not the man. A woman will only fall for an ugly man who is poor if he has an exceptional personality.

If I already have my own money, why on earth would I settle for an ugly rich man with a pot belly? A man whose face I can't even stand to look at, let alone kiss passionately?

Looks matter for men too, and so does personality. Don't think that just because you are a man, you shouldn't take care of yourself or try to look good, or that you shouldn't work on having a great personality.

Don't make your entire life goal just about making money. Because there are some men that, no matter how rich they are, I can never say yes to.
Phones › Re: Whatsapp Account Banned? Here’s What You Should Do Before Trying Anything Else by Evaress(f): 3:26pm On Sep 30
Check yourself properly. You must have violated one of their rules
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2026 (Season 11) Live Update Thread by Evaress(f): 6:52pm On Sep 27
Ricky adds no benefit to that house. Always laughing with that his vampire front teeth
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2026 (Season 11) Live Update Thread by Evaress(f): 6:49pm On Sep 27
Aikou and Temi top 2
Literature › Re: Ada The Mad Woman by Evaress(op): 11:17am On Sep 27
*ADA THE MAD WOMAN*

The market square was busy as usual, full of noise and traders shouting their prices.

In the middle of it all, a mad woman was dancing.

A group of children gathered around her, beating drums and empty cans, laughing with excitement as they watched her. She danced so gracefully, so skillfully, that it was hard to believe she was not in her right senses. Her body moved perfectly to the rhythm, her feet light, her hands swaying in the air.

Soon, a crowd began to form. People stopped to watch — market women paused from selling, men stopped on their way, passersby stood still just to admire her.

"Eyah! This mad woman sabi dance pass many normal people sef," someone in the crowd exclaimed.

"Indeed, she is a very good dancer," another replied.

Appreciating her talent, people started spraying her money, tossing notes at her feet as she danced.

Behind the crowd stood the man in charge of keeping people like her. His eyes were not on her dance, but on the money. He bent down quietly, picking every naira that was sprayed for her and stuffing it into his pocket.

When the dancing ended and the crowd dispersed, he brought out his chains. He bound her hands and, with his long stick, began to drive her away like an animal, leading her back to where he kept the other mentally ill people.

And strangely, as he pushed her along the road, she was just laughing — laughing as if nothing had happened, as if she felt no pain, no shame, and no chains.

The man in charge of the mad women turned to his partner and asked, "How much did we make today?"

His partner sat on a low stool, counting the crumpled notes one by one.

"Ten thousand naira," he replied, his face lighting up.

"Wow! This mad woman always brings us good money with her dancing steps. Every time we take her out, she fetches us something tangible," the first man said, clearly impressed.

"Indeed, she is making us a lot of money," the second man said with a wide smile as he folded the cash neatly.

The first man rubbed his chin thoughtfully and said, "I think we should take her to Akwa market square tomorrow. Let her dance there. You know there are many rich traders in that market — they will spray her plenty of money if she dances well."

"You are right. That is a very good idea," his partner nodded. "Maybe we will make even more cash there."

They both smiled, already imagining the money they would make from her the next day.

The following day, they brought Ada to Akwa market square.

As soon as they arrived, they started beating their drums and empty cans, creating a loud, rhythmic sound that filled the entire market. On hearing the beat, Ada sprang into action. She stepped into the middle of the square and began to dance with so much grace and energy that everyone was mesmerized.

One by one, traders left their shops and customers abandoned what they were buying just to come and watch her dance.

"Wow, she dances so well!" a woman whispered in amazement.

Among the crowd were two well-dressed young men. One was Peter, a music producer, and the other was Simon, a music composer.

Peter stared at Ada for a long time, his eyes wide with admiration. "This woman dances better than all those ladies that auditioned to feature in our upcoming music video," he said to his friend.

"You are right, Peter, but it's so unfortunate she is mad," Simon replied with a sigh.

Peter shook his head, still unable to take his eyes off her. "Never in my life have I seen someone dance this well. I am thinking of taking her."

Simon turned to him in shock. "Are you okay? What do you mean by taking a mad woman in? Don't be ridiculous!"

"Seriously, Simon, I'm not joking. This woman is perfect for the job. She is exactly what we need," Peter insisted.

Simon laughed sarcastically. "Don't tell me you have gone nuts like her too."

"I have a plan, Simon," Peter said confidently, clicking his fingers as an idea formed in his head.

"I don't know what you are thinking, but no one will allow this mad woman to feature in my upcoming song video," Simon argued.

Peter smiled and placed a hand on his friend's shoulder. "Don't worry, Simon. I know exactly what to do."

Peter pushed his way closer through the crowd and waved at one of the men who was controlling Ada and beating the drum for her. He gestured for him to come over.

The man dropped his drum and walked up to him. Peter led him away from the noisy crowd to a quieter corner where they could talk properly.

"I like that lady," Peter said.

"Which lady? You mean that mad woman?" the man asked, looking surprised.

"Yes, the mad woman," Peter replied.

The man smiled knowingly. "She dances so well, so I am not surprised you like her."

"Are you the one in charge of her?" Peter asked.

"Yes, me and my brother Francis. We control the mad people in this area," he answered.

"There is something I want you to do for me," Peter said.

"What is it, sir?"

"I want you to help bring this mad woman to my studio."

The man was taken aback. "A mad woman in your studio? For what reason, sir?"

"You see, young man, with the way this girl dances, no one will ever believe she is mad. And I need this type of dancer for my upcoming music video," Peter explained.

"Sir, this one will cost a lot. You know controlling mad people is not easy," the man said.

"How much will you charge to do this job for me?"

"Two hundred thousand naira."

"I will pay you five hundred thousand naira."

Hearing that huge amount, the man's face lit up with excitement. "Consider it done, sir. When do you need her?"

"We will be here tomorrow morning to pick her up. Let me have your number."

"Alright, sir."

He gave his number to Peter.

"Save my name as Chike. I will be expecting your call tomorrow," Peter told him before walking away.

Peter walked back to Simon.

"Peter, I don't understand what you are planning with this mad woman and your people," Simon said, looking confused.

Peter just smiled. "Don't worry, Simon. Let's go. I will tell you all about my plan on our way to the studio."

Simon kept staring at him, completely confused.

---

That evening, after Francis and Chike returned with Ada to their spot where the other mad people were kept, Chike could not contain his excitement.

"You can't imagine, Francis. That man offered me 500k to bring this woman to perform for them!" he said.

"Wow! We don hammer! 500k! This girl is really a blessing to us," Francis shouted joyfully.

"Let's count how much we made today," Chike said.

---

The next morning, Peter arrived there with his car.

Francis and Chike chained Ada and forced her into the car. She struggled violently, refusing to enter. But they overpowered her, pushed her inside, and Peter drove off straight to the studio.

When they got there, they tried to pull her down from the car. She was still struggling, refusing to get down. They had to drag her out forcefully.

Just then, the studio manager came out to welcome them.

"Is she the one, Peter?" Maria asked.

"Yes, Maria. That's the mad woman I told you we are going to work with," Peter replied.

"Guys, take her with Maria. Maria will show you where to drop her, and Maria, please don't forget all I told you to do with her," Peter instructed.

"No problem, sir. Another thing, sir. Jude says he wants to see you. He has been waiting inside the studio for you," Maria said.

"Alright, I will go talk to him," Peter said.

Maria led the way, while Francis and Chike dragged Ada along behind her.

Peter entered the studio and saw Jude inside with Simon. They were already talking. He greeted Jude and sat down.

"Peter, what is this I am hearing? That you want to bring in a mad woman into our song video?" Jude asked angrily.

"Listen, Jude. I know exactly what I am doing. Out of the fifteen girls that auditioned for that dance in the music video, none of them could dance as good as her," Peter explained.

"Then why not search for other girls? Why a mad woman?!" Jude fired back.

"Do we have the time to keep looking for other girls? This one is already perfect. Trust me, you need to see her, Jude," Peter pleaded.

"You know I am the artist of this song and this is my first time collaborating with another big artist like Jerry for a music video and I don't want to blow this up. You know how big Jerry is as a musician," Jude said.

"I know, sir, and trust me, I know what I am doing. I have already told Maria to glam her up. Give her good hairstyle, nails, clothes. She will look unrecognizable," Peter assured him.

"And the lingerie?"

"Don't worry, Jude. I have some guys who can control her. They will make her do the dance steps well."

"Just imagine a mad woman dancing in lingerie. If Jerry comes next week from France and sees this, what do you think he will think of us?" Jude asked.

"Sir, believe me. With the way that lady dances, no one will ever know she is mad. I have everything under control," Peter said confidently.

"I just hope you know what you are doing, because if you blow this up, I will never forgive you," Jude warned.

To be Contd..
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Literature › Ada The Mad Woman by Evaress(op): 11:17am On Sep 27
The tale of a mad woman who was a great dancer. Secrets unveiled and the town got to find out who this mad woman truly was..


Read the story below..

Christianity Etc › Re: Is Masturbation A Sin Or Did We Make It One? by Evaress(f): 9:43am On Sep 27
Kingluqman:
Oga, no rev father wey no go dey masturbate or kpansh for Kọrọ make we no lie grin grin


Na wetin science talk sha
not all do that. Say what you know
Christianity Etc › Re: Is Masturbation A Sin Or Did We Make It One? by Evaress(f): 9:34am On Sep 27
Kingluqman:
If you be man and you no dey kpansh, you nor dey masturbate. Science sey make I tell you to prepare for Prostate Cancer for future grin grin


"I don't see masturbation as a sin, it is safe medically when not addicted to it"

It is highly recommended for men if you don't have sex regularly
so all rev fathers develop postrate cancer?
Christianity Etc › Re: Is Masturbation A Sin Or Did We Make It One? by Evaress(f): 9:33am On Sep 27
Doctors recommend mastubation. The safest sex practice but should be done in moderation
Crime › Re: Man Accused Of Trying To Rape An Old Woman by Evaress(f): 6:26am On Sep 27
You sure it isn't a yahoo boy doing it for ritual purposes?
Literature › I Have Made Zero Naira From Writing by Evaress(op): 8:16pm On Sep 26
They just read my books and say its interesting. No one dey drop shi shi for me. No one to buy my books. So much labor in vain. cry
Romance › Re: Why Do You Think Many People Are Running Back To Their Ex? by Evaress(op): 7:50pm On Sep 26
Frakintayo:
The grass is not always greener on the other side.
Though it always looks greener
Romance › Re: Why Are Some Ladies Obsessed With iPhones So Much? by Evaress(f): 3:35pm On Sep 26
Its only in Nigeria. A lady will use all her money to buy the latest iphone or wig and start looking for a guy to sub them. Don't forget BBL has also joined the trend. Naija ladies and inferiority complex are like 5 and 6. Thats why they can never date a broke guy.
Romance › Re: Why Are Some Ladies Obsessed With iPhones So Much? by Evaress(f): 3:25pm On Sep 26
Jennyclay:
Obviously iPhone is the best phone on earth.

I have never used android phone in life. If you gift me android i might even insult you, I’m sorry undecided
the iphone you have. Na you buy am with your money?
Romance › Re: Why Are Some Ladies Obsessed With iPhones So Much? by Evaress(f): 3:23pm On Sep 26
Same way they are obsessed with the latest wig in town. Want to show-off

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