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WhoBeThisMan:
Futaria

it is Futarian oga Adei

1) When you say, "Mummy, I'm Sorry!" And she
replies, "Sorry
for yourself!"

2) When you ask her where you should drop
something and she
says, “Drop it on my head."

3) When she brings food
wrapped in a nylon bag from a party.

4) When you say, ''Mummy, I have fever.” And
she replies
you, “Why won't you have fever when you press
phone every night”

5) When you say, “Mummy I took 2nd in my
class.” and she replies, “So the person that took
first has two heads abi?”

6) When she takes the DSTV remote to work, just
to punish you.

7) When you are watching television with her and
then she sleeps off and still doesn’t
want you to change the
channel.

When you tell her you are going to a friend's
place to play and she asks, ''When last did that friend
come here to play with you?

9) When she asks you if the food she served you is enough, and
you reply no, and she says, come and eat own with yours.

10) When she tells you, if I hear Peem, you will
hear Ween.

11) When she touches hot pot comfortably
without a cloth or
paper.

12) When she tells you, ''I didn't kill my mother,
so you will not kill
me''.

13) When she calls you from your room upstairs
and then sends you back upstairs to bring her
purse.

14) When you ask her to refund the money you
borrowed her and
she tells you, "All the food you have been eating
in the house
nko? Which money did you think was used in
buying them?''
Our Mothers are wonderful kindly add more to it if you remember

Please share the number you remember the most with us mine is 1,2,5,8,9,11,12,14

Omogbenusola:
But really, how much does "popping the cherry" adds to ones account. Or is it a guarantee that the marriage will last? [while it may not be a guarantee , it could also be]

are u a learner?

Seems they r just waking up from dir stewpid sleep....

FFK will never stopped exposing himsef to the www. I didn't blame him though! I blame the ex - president that made him a minister in the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

Seems some mods on this NL are corrupt just like GEJ and his cohorts....can't imagine bringing everything abt Tonto Obasanjo nee Dikeh on NL every minutes of the day.....una no dey tire? How much did Tonto bribe u with?

rhymesteey:
Chaiiii... Daris God ooooo. Bad mouth hun

shadow well u will see nah

Why not allow this Tonto Obasanjo to rest. ...tired of reading abt her jere. ...small time u people will spoil her wedding again...where is Funke......nee Akindele today? ??

Btw .....that hubbie looks confused in all d pics, seems he was being forced into this intro things.

Have got so many...lemmie just paste the hymmn number!

Nah u wan stop the change??

Swaggzkid:
If una like make una come from cotonou*


#whatsoeverchange is allowed as long as una no change the name of this our dear country.


Sheh we dey for the era of•• c h a n g e ••


The•C H A N G E•madness Stops 2019

Go with new suit, tie, well polished shoe and correct shirt that portray the company's colour. Most important thing keep calm while responding to the qstns pose to u. Thank me later.

It's tough bro!

Everything abt yeeebos is lousy!

Congratz new man! The wailers will allow us rest a little.

It seems that an article was written to Sister 2 Sister magazine by a Caucasian woman who requested a response from black men. I'm so glad she got what she asked for (and more) !!!

Dear Jamie: 
I'm sorry but I would like to challenge some of your Black male readers. I am a White female who is engaged to a Black male-good-looking, educated and loving. I just don't understand a lot of Black female's attitudes about our relationship. My man decided he wanted me because the pickings amongst Black women were slim to none. As he said they were either too fat, too loud, too mean, too argumentative, too needy, too materialistic or carrying too much excess baggage. Before I became engaged, whenever I went out I was constantly approached by Black men, willing to wine and dine me and give me the world. If Black women are so up in arms about us being with their men, why don't they look at themselves and make some changes. I am tired of the dirty looks I get and snide remarks when we're out in public. I would like to hear from some Black men about why we are so appealing and coveted by them. Bryant Gumbel just left his wife of 26 years for one of us Charles Barkley, Scottie Pippen, the model Tyson Beckford, Montell Williams, Quincy Jones, James Earl Jones, Harry Belafonte, Sydney Poitier, Kofi Anan, Cuba Gooding Jr., Don Cornelius, Berry Gordy, Billy Blanks, Larry Fishburne, Wesley Snipes... I could go on and on. But, right now, I'm a little angry and that is why I wrote this so hurriedly. Don't be mad with us White women because so many of your men want us. Get your acts together and learn from us and we may lead you to treat your men better. If I'm wrong, Black men, let me know. Disgusted White Girl, Somewhere in VA RESPONSE

Dear Jamie: 
I would like to respond to the letter written by A Disgusted White Girl. Let me start by saying that I am a 28-year old black man. I graduated from one of the most prestigious universities in Atlanta, Georgia with a Bachelor of Arts Degree in Business Management. I have a good job at a major corporation and have recently purchased a house. So, I consider myself to be among the ranks of successful black men. I will not use my precious time to slander white people. I just want to set the record straight of why black men date white women. Back in the day, one of the biggest reasons why black men dated white women was because they were considered easy. The black girls in my neighborhood were raised in the church. They were very strict about when they lost their virginity and who they lost it to. Because of our impatience to wait, brothers would look for someone who would give it up easy without too much hassle. So, they turned to the white girls. Nowadays, in my opinion, a lot of brothers date white women because they are docile and easy to control. A lot of black men, because of insecurities, fears, and overall weaknesses, have become intimidated by the strength of our black women. We are afraid that our woman will be more successful than us, make more money than us, drive nicer cars and own bigger houses.

Because of this fear, many black men look for a more docile woman. Someone we can control. I have talked to numerous black men and they continuously comment on how easy it is to control and walk over their white women. I just want to set the record straight. I want A Disgusted White Girl to know that not all successful black men date white women. Brothers like Ahmad Rashad, Denzel Washington, Michael Jordan, Morris Chestnut, Will Smith, Blair Underwood, Kenneth "Babyface" Edmonds, Samuel L. Jackson, and Chris Rock all married strong black women And, to flip the script, there are numerous white men, in and out of the spot light, who openly or secretly desire black women over white women. Ted Danson, Robert DeNiro, and David Bowie to name a few. I just don't want a disgusted white girl to be misinformed Stop thinking that because you are white that you are some type of goddess. Remember, when black Egyptian Queens like Hatsepshut and Nitorcris were ruling Dynasties and armies of men in Egypt, you were over in the caves of Europe eating raw meat and beating each other over the head with clubs.

Read your history! It was the black woman that taught you how to cook and season your food. It was the black woman that taught you how to raise your children. It was black women who were breast feeding and raising your babies during slavery. It is the black woman that had to endure watching their fathers, husbands, and children beaten, killed, and thrown in jail. Black women were born with two strikes against them: being black and being a woman. And, through all this, Still They Rise! It is because of the black women's strength, elegance, power, love and beauty that I could> never> date anyone except my black Queen. It is not just the outer beauty that captivates and draws me to them. It is not the fact that they come in all shapes, sizes, colors and shades that I love them. Their inner beauty is what I find most appealing about black women. Their strong spirit, loving and nurturing souls, their integrity, their ability to overcome great obstacles, their willingness to stand for what they believe in, and their determination to succeed and reach their highest potential while enduring great pain and suffering is why I have fallen in love with black women. I honestly believe that your anger is geared more toward jealousy and envy more so than snotty looks. If this were not so, then why do you continuously go to tanning salons to darken your skin? If you are so proud to be white, then why don't you just be happy with your pale skin? Why do you continue to inject your lips, hips, and breasts with unnatural and dangerous substances so you can look fuller and more voluptuous? I think that your anger is really a result of you wanting to have what the black woman has.

BOTTOM LINE: 
If I were looking for a docile woman, someone I can walk over and control, I would give you a call. But, unfortunately, I am looking for a Virtuous Woman. Someone that can be a good wife and mother to my children. Someone who can be my best friend and understands my struggles. I am looking for a soul mate. I am looking for a sister and; unfortunately, you do not and CANNOT fit the bill. No offense taken, none given. Signed, Black Royalty Wow!!

I will advise u not to go for the car. If ur money is not enough to buy LHD why not wait a little for the money to complete than converting. Ma frnd drives a converted car and I knw the issues he is getting on it.

They have gone into oblivion...am surprised abt Lagbaja though!

Anything Bode George is involved in is always full of corruption ...Thank God I didn't fall for this anyway...

Mtcheeeeeew

Am guilty of all d even numbers dir except #2......Thanks op I will change for good. Never knew they r badt habits.

U r too wicked!

Pavore9:
Attack dog ke? You dey make noise now because change still dey your pocket by the time the harsh weather of political wilderness hit you, you vill be viewing the brooms in your house from a different perspective!

Who is d Indianlike guy behind her? I hope he's not what am thinking sha..

Do u wanna buy ma sex life with 4 billion?...that will be kinda hard oooo.....

Who owns the babe outta the two guys?

If u want to live long just assume u didn't see her kissing....

What of his matric number ?

She is even an escape albino.....what was she thinking by setting his husbie joystick ablaze......chai!!!!! Ekiti women with there aggressiveness.

No need of stressing ursef.....just gimmie a look in d face I will help u out by finishing the rest...I don't like stressing ladies...

I will appreciate the pics weller if the pic of the dude entering her package is posted here...

Yeah I turned down one Ph babe during service year.....you care to know the reason for that?