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lamideee:
I think you need 2 visit yabaleft

You should visit Aro (in Abeokuta) for displaying your stu.pidity and exposing your self via this platform....u couldn't come with meaningful post...se the list of Yoruba guys that have slept with you is the best u could come up with. ...shame on you!

Ecoterrorism:
I still think they should have been treated and then prosecutied

Foolish people will still be talking about prosecution in this corruption ravage country .....who will prosecute them?? You care to tell me

This is just a post from a bitter ladie @Lamidee......seems all those names you mentioned have tasted from your honey pot........It will do you good to remove Tayo from that name cos all guys that bear that name are decent and innocent.

He is actually on point!

eme1n:
Na wa oh, only u go post, only u go ftc!!

That's unprofessional of her! not her fault, she doesnt know ni....

S6390380:
Dear professor Smith:
Could you please give me an override permission on Financial accounting 101 ? I did really poor on this course in last semester and hope I have a chance to understand the material in this course better. Therefore, could you please provide me a chance to retake this course since is the last time Financial accounting theory has been offered.
If you give me this permission I will be very thankful and it will be a great help for the understanding of my major related course.
Sincerely,
Nis cole

Guess the new moniker u just created cos of this thread is ur matric number?

The video is not interesting. ....

•Gowon - from 6k to 8.45kobo
•Murtala - from 8.45k to 9k
•Obasanjo - from 9k to 15.3k
•Shagari - from 15.3k to 20k
•Buhari - from 20k to 20k (Price remains the same)
•Babangida - from 20k to 39.5k
•Babangida - from 39.5k to 42k
•Babangida - from 42k to 60k (Private
Vehicles)
•Babangida - from 60k to 70k
•Shonekan - from 70k to N5 (Naira)
•Abacha - from N5 to N3.25k (Price drops)
•Abacha - from N3.25k to N15
•Abacha - from N15 to N11 (Price drops)
•Abubakar - from N11 to N25
•Abubakar - from N25 to N20 (Price drops)
•Obasanjo - from N20 to N30
•Obasanjo - from N30 to N22 (Price drops)
•Obasanjo - from N22 to N26
•Obasanjo - from N26 to N42
•Obasanjo - from N42 to N50
•Obasanjo - from N50 to N65
•Obasanjo - from N65 to N75
•Yar'Adua - from N75 to N65 (Price drops)
•Jonathan - (New year present) N141
•Jonathan - (After labor strike) N97
°Jonathan - (Before election) N97 to N87
°Buhari - (again) from N87 to #85 or N86.50k (Price drops after removing the fraudulent subsidy)
BUHARI and YAR'ADUA did not increase
prices. In fact, YARADUA reduced the pump price from N75 to N65. Buhari is back again to reduce the price even after removing the FUEL subsidy that has proven to be a monumental fraud in NNPC over the years, the first of its kind in the history of Nigeria. May God give him more wisdom and long life to take Nigeria back to the top again!

I saw this on a friend's wall on fb and I decided to share with NL famz because it might help someone. Please take time to read through!
To maintain a healthy vagina you must know what to do to avoid infection and it is equally important to educate your sexual partner on some of them to also help you help the vagina.
Here are some few things you can do or avoid.
1. Fingering
During pre-intimacy or romance, as part of it some people insert their finger or fingers into the vagina. The question is, how many people wash their hands before sexual intercourse? Some people do not even keep their nails clean so it gathers a lot of germs and during the fingering, these germs are deposited in the vagina...leading to infection. Same thing apply to autopleasure acts or masturbation.
2. Anal sex
I am not here to tell anybody to have anal sex or not to but I simply want to draw the attention of those who engage in anal sex with the opposite sex that it is dangerous to have anal sex and continue having penovaginal sex. If this is done, the penis will pick bacteria from the anus and deliver them to the vagina even if you are using a condom....which will lead to infection.
3. Quest to make the vagina TIGHT
Some guys complain bitterly about the vagina of their sexual partners. They complain that it's too big and they no more feel any sensation during intercourse. Some ladies are therefore pushed to find a quick solution and in the process some use herbs or other substances in the vagina with the hope of making the vagina tight. Some of the substances cause infection or sepsis. Some of the herbs can cause the vagina to get tighter to the extent that penetration is no more possible. This will require treatment.
4. Douching
Some parents, when bathing for their baby girls put warm water in a milk tin or dip a towel in the warm water and pour the water through a hole made beneath the tin or squeeze the water out of the towel into the vagina of the baby. This is sooooo WRONG as it can damage the hymen.
Some parents also insert ginger or pepper or both into the vagina of adolescents as a form of punishment. This is sooooo WRONG as it can lead to infection.
Some people are use to bathing by adding dettol or other detergents to the water and they put this solution inside the vagina with the help of sponge or towel or just the hand with soap to clean the vagina. This is soooo WRONG as it will change the normal flora in the vagina, leading to infection.
5. Use of water closet
Some people have the habit of not sitting on the seat of the WC when using it so they end up urinating on the seat. The possibility of picking infection when using it in that condition is high. Don't let your pant be at the thigh level when using the WC especially the public ones as the inner of the pant may rub the surface of the WC. Where the water is not running and people have used but have not flushed and you don't have any choice but to also use it, use enough toilet roll to cover before using the WC to avoid any splashes on the vulva.
6. Washing and drying
Develop the habit of disinfecting your panties frequently...depending on the number of pants you have. Keep exclusive panties to wear whenever you are menstruating and don't mix those panties with your regular panties. Pay particular attention to those panties when washing. Ensure that the panties are made of cotton and are dried in the sun or well ironed to kill germs.
7. Change sanitary pads
Some people try to economize the use of their sanitary pads so during the period they tend to still wear the pad because there is little or no blood. This is soooo WRONG as it can lead to infection.
NB: If there is any bad scent from the vagina or there is a discharge coming from the vagina then it might be an infection which you have to have it treated.
Help save the vagina by ensuring that you get the message to as many friends as possible. Help save the vagina by getting the message to your sexual partner or sisters. Let us all join hand in saving the Virgina. By Counsellor Michael Tagoe

The German Shepherd!

Na xo e dey start....before we knw it the whole check up stuffz will turn to babe mama drama...

God will soon put all these anti Buhari to shame!

APCHaram:
You must be silly to drag Jonathan into this bastard affair

Wetin concern Jonathan with Davido bastard child?

Seems it's so tough for you to read in between the lines. ...bastard mothefucker!

Power pass power. ...from what I read, it shows that Dele Momodu is more influential than the Adelekes. ..If it were to be PDP/Jonafinish era...The Adelekes wld av taken the babie easily. Shame on both families though!

Thank God no loss of life!

Do guys still toast sha?

Pls is dir anybody above 30 years that's shortlisted ??

This Dasuki is really handsome. ...money nah devil wahlai....it just mess up this man life and career ...e don be for him niyen!

As tongue-in-cheek as this question might sound, it is just as serious. This question is one that continues to ‘live’ on year after year and so far, it is yet to have a conclusive answer.
When a woman is ‘single’ and is not spoken for in any way, it’s natural that the ownership of her breasts is not at all questionable. Once she gets into a relationship, in this case, a sexual relationship, the ownership rights become arguable… The man immediately assumes co-ownership deeming it fit to use, misuse, demand for and play with them to his contentment and to the amusement and sometimes, pure chagrin of the woman. Not that he minds; To the best of his knowledge, the breasts belong to him!
During the relationship, the breasts serve as a playful and sometimes, recreational tool (so to say). Most importantly, it serves as a sexual tool which brings about the baby ultimately. Ironic, don’t you think? At the later stages of pregnancy, the man begins to mentally prepare himself for the separation from his good friends (do they ever?) and the woman begins to mentally prepare herself for the months of breastfeeding.
Cue in ‘The baby’. That little bundle of joy that changes the name of the game. From the time that they arrive, they waste no time in demanding their rightful possession and first source of survival – breast milk. Woe betides anyone who refrains from granting them their heart’s desire as often as they need it so naturally the man (sensible as he is ) steps back and lets the baby claim ownership.
Fast forward to a year of ‘hand-me-down’ breast time from the baby ( you dare not attempt to take it away completely! ), the man is ready to take over and rule but dear baby has refused to eat solid foods so Mom has to keep breastfeeding. The irritated and jealous man will have to suck it up until they can slowly, excruciatingly wean the baby off breast milk. When that e-v-e-n-t-u-a-l-l-y happens, he resumes ownership.
What does the woman stand to gain in all of this? She carries them proudly; she gains pleasure more often than not from the man’s ‘many uses’ and fulfillment from providing for and comforting her child while bonding with her child. If you ask me, she’s getting a good deal.
Imagine for a second that the breasts were just a pair made to make up the woman’s anatomy having no use or ‘purpose’; It would virtually be non-existent. The breasts exist because of their many functions and uses which are ultimately catered to the child for survival, the man for pleasure and his right as her partner and lastly, the woman for her looks, pleasure, mothering and all-round joy.

greatiyk4u:
Lolz......how?

I dont need to cast you here bro....that babe is fine though!...cld u pls link me up wth her...make i do ma own?

olowookerekemi:
mine

better remove this thing u called pic before they hit u hard here...

for married guys....25 days[b][/b] subtracting the 5days menstrual period from the normal 30, 31 days in a month
assuming married guys go for minimum of 3 rounds in a day...1 in the morning then 2 at night...excluding weekends.....[b]75 rounds [/b]in a month!!

this op sef nah the original gold digger....we sabi ur type!

not sure if the No. 2 is dead for real...

madridguy:
GEJ GREAT HERO IN CORRUPTION.

Corruption gone wrong!

menix:
Have u not heard of a child looking like the Landlord especially when the woman is disturbed of the rent due date...

Hmmmmmmn!

Original endtime weddin or nah marriage....This is craziness of the highest order!

teebaxy:
Nice observation... he be like say naa contract wedding dem do

If nah contract, that means another dude will be doing her at the back....The babe clean sha!

menix:
Anticipated means, I have faith of being a father soon..

Am a virgin for now..

...shows on ur face that u r a virgin....whose daughter are u carrying? I have a little problem with the slight resemblance though! that's why i asked if u scored goal b4 the commencement of the real match..

Iko5000:
[size=30pt]He assassinated The Head of state and up till today he has not been prosecuted for his crimes . What a country.[/size]

which of the head of state

menix:
Adorable photo of Menix Onye Uwa Mmebi nd his anticipated family..

@Aniticipated family....do u mean u scored goal before the commencement of the real match? you must be a sharp shooter if yes..