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Mrfixitt:
Amadioha klill you and your miserable family ediotic zombiee

Sopona loh ma fo iya ati baba lohju. Irandiran eee iku lo ma payin danu eyin omo ofo jatijati.

Who cares if you guys kill yourself. Now you have got no fulani herdsmen to blame.

fraustration can make one to do anything. YOu people condeming that guy dont know what's up

lamideee:
am sure you aren't talking to me. Are the one buying me data. Oniyeye

awww my love u finally found me here!

lamideee:
If you ask me, na who I go ask?

I did not ask you because I know you dont have data to watch the video.

Did he actually call Babcock a Village skool??

Whizdorm001:
Happy birthday sir.......... But why your nose come be like don jazzy own

Is he on NL ode...you people just comment for nothing. always acting like f.ools. social media as made u guys to be brainless.

Deltayankeeboi:
can anything good come out of nazareth buhari?
waiting patiently for the dullard to disgrace us in 5 4 3 2. . .

when u dont have better thing to say why wasting space??

RoyalBlak007:
Has someone ever told you that you used a wrong word? Well, you're not alone. Many people confuse terms without even knowing it. You might think that it's usually the English language learners who get the names of concepts or objects all mixed up, but it's not unusual for native speakers to get tangled up in misconceptions too.


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Hello bro. I love these pictures could you please send them to this email ajayibode90@yahoo.com. I look forward to it. Thanks

Funfair001:
Hello Nlanders, I need mature advice please. I'm a 29years old man....I dropped out of University for business and I'm making stable income but now, I want to go back to school (abroad) which I have started my admission processing. Next year, I will be 30years old and some guys are advising me to get married since I have the money to take care of my family and my studies.

I'm confused even though I wish to get married too but still, I don't know what to do. Please I need mature advise if I should just go ahead or shun marriage for now.

Thank you all

I am also in your shoes. I will advise u don't get married now if u are sure u want to further your studies. If u get married now it will make u lose focus. It will also pull you down. It won't make u achieve your aim on time. I will advise you to be focus with ur study for now. Many people made that mistake years back. Now they are mere secondary school teachers. If you really want to go far with ur academics and business don't give marriage a thought now. Presently am out of the country for my post graduate study...when it comes to marriage am over due for it but I won't give it a thought till the next few years. So decide well.

Ussyberry:
Students can be very busy sometimes but please please please do not leave that country without visiting Easter island!

It's part of the country although it's far away so u don't need an additional visa. Maximize that visa that seems so hard to get.

I will eventually get a tourist visa so I can see that island.

I heard the place is something else.

They always talk about the island on "Ancient Aliens" the TV documentary series

You seem to know more about Chile sef. Never heard of Chile before until they started beating Messi in dir Copa America games.

Shewunoshewa:
Come on, stop consoling yourself. Abraham has always been Tinubu's candidate even in 2012.

The Monday, August 29 meeting in Abuja was a technical nullification Tinubu's endorsement of Abraham and the delegates got the message.

Had the election held last week as planned, Abraham would have emerged easily.

Consoling myself for what? You think am one of the APC members....nope....I am just a fan of sweetz, interesting and technical politics. I see all those in APC and in one man, that's BAT.

You read politics online without following the technicality of it.

If you were to be in Akure in 2012 you will know Aketi is the real candidate of BAT. You all were distracted by the early support shown to brother Abraham.

You will soon understand what am tryna tell you. Watch out for 2019.

Mixty:
Nobody would have ever imagined that the former NBA chairman, Rotimi Akeredolu would defeat Tinubu's annointed candidate (Segun Abraham) in Ondo state APC primaries. This is someone who openly castigated Tinubu for not keeping to his words.

I have always said it that Tinubu's political influence is overrated.

Does this signal the beginning of the end for the Tinubu's political structure? Is Tinubu gradually becoming irrelevant in the south west and in extension, Nigeria?

You will soon know how relevant Tinubu is. All the brouhaha just before the primaries was a plan work. Akeredolu Aketi is the real anointed candidate of Tinubu. ...you all were being distracted with Segun Abraham and the dumbest of all Tunji Abayomi that could only squeeze out 33 votes.

Tinubu will continue teaching you politics. Give him the respect.

Don't rush to type or talk against Tinubu if u don't know the truth behind some of his decisions.

You will soon know the truth of what I said.

It's really tough in Nigeria not having job. So I don't blame the guy. What he did is the surest way to get a job dis days.

This babe will never learn. How can she go for someone who has a daughter again. She will never learn from her past mistakes. Young dudes like us full ground, still she will find it difficult going for one. We are watching again. I pray this work out this time arnd for her.

lamideee:
If u ask me,na who I go ask?amebo, what is ur business wit that

Iya aiye e tun wa mi de bi.

She keeps showing the boys what about dir father

wallex1983:
Quote me

[size=16pt]PDP will begin to pick their pieces and perhaps come together the day OBJ finds the pieces of his torn PDP card and joins them together [/size]

You just said the pure fact.

The wailing wailers won't like what u just said.

The Nigerian Pastor won't talk about Usain Bolt or Serena Williams.

They won't talk about late Dora Akunyili or Tony Elumelu.

The Nigerian pastor wont talk about Steve Jobs or the young people in Silicon Valley reshaping our world.

They won't talk about young American scientists spending endless hours in search of a cure to a disease that's predominantly in the Tropical African region.

The Nigerian pastor won't talk about Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie or Ben Okri.

In every corner of the world, there exist young men and women who has defiled all odds and became successful through hardwork, creativity and dedication.

The Nigerian pastor wont talk about them neither will he ask his members to emulate the spirit of these individuals.

He would rather talk about sister Agatha who got a job she WAS NOT THE MOST QUALIFIED because she prayed and fasted in line with their church program.
Or
Brother John who became a millionaire because he used all his salary as a seed in the church.
Or
Papa Miracle who he laid his hands on and 3 of his children got admission in the university
Or
Mama Esther paid her tithe and her business started growing everywhere across the nation......no business plan, just boom, everywhere.

This has led to a new breed of mentally lazy young people who now see God as a rewarder of mediocrity.

To the Nigeria Pastors
the only way to prosper is by paying your tithe and sowing seeds in the church. So they will never talk about those who has through hardwork and dedication placed theirselves in the world map.

No......the Nigeria God only blesses the first 30 people that rush to the altar to drop 100,000 as seed.

The Nigeria God abhors hardwork and creative thinking, He only gives to those who sow seeds and offerings......and those who shout "i am a millionaire" every morning and do nothing the rest of the day.

Continue....
You want God to come down and help you use the talent He gave you and bless you because you are going to church to shout "Daddy, I receive it"

You all jokers.
Can someone tell these jokers that irrespective of your creed, faith or religion, blessings and favours follows you once you start using your talent and become useful to your society.

God doesn't owe you N5!

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1. SEX LOWERS BLOOD PRESSURE
Even if it’s just a quickie, some forms of physical contact can improve your blood pressure significantly. A study found that sex reduces diastolic blood pressure – which is the bottom number on a blood pressure reading – making us healthier all around!

2. SEX AIDS PAIN RELIEF
If you’re experiencing aches, pains or migraines then sex may be a better form of pain relief than pills! Arthritis specialist conducted a study on his patients and found that those who had sex often experienced significantly less pain than their counterparts who went without.

3. IT ENSURES REGULAR PERIOD
If your periods are a bit erratic, it could be down to a stressful lifestyle. As mentioned previously, sex reduces stress and so will also have an impact on your menstrual cycle!

4. IT REDUCES RISK OF CANCER
Particularly for men, regular sex reduces the chances of developing cancer. In an Australian study published the Journal of the American Medical Association, it was found that men who ejaculated at least 21 times a month were much less likely to suffer form prostate cancer.

5. IT MAKES YOU SLEEP BETTER
Like exercise, sex increases your heart rate which leads to relaxation. In addition to this, it’s common knowledge that male ejaculation leads to lethargy which can make men extremely sleepy after sex.

6. SEX GIVES YOUR LIFE LENGTH
The ultimate culmination of all of these wonderful, positive effects regular sex has on our health and minds is that we will add years to our life spans. In fact, a study published in the British Medical Journal revealed that male participants who had sex regularly lived twice as long as those who rarely got any action!

7. IT REDUCES STRESS
If you’ve had a long day at work or you’re simply feeling a little overwhelmed, then sex will help you relax and reduce your stress levels! During sex our bodies produce dopamine, endorphins and oxytocin which together help us to de-stress, increases our natural happiness levels and enhances desire.

8. ITS AN ENJOYABLE EXERCISE
When faced with the word ‘workout’ many of us will recoil in horror, unless of course that workout involves sex. Throughout sex our bodies are continually experiencing physiological changes that are consistent with an exercise routine. Our breathing rates rise which in turn burns calories, which means that if you have sex just three times a week you can burn around 7,500 calories a year. That’s the same as running 75 miles!

I wish I could help you. I understand what u going thru....Naija with there nonchalant attitude to ones future. God will send helpers to you soon.

lamideee:
there is nothing wrong to inform her about it although she will be embarrassed sha,there is no biggie jere

Nice one.....If a guy walked up to u to inform u ....how would u feel ?? Be sincere ooo!

This is the main reason I don't dig pvssie licking like my very good frnd ojuigo......ladies with dir wahala sha!


I have a qstn for the house;

As a guy if I see any lady that has stain...is it advisable for me to inform her?? Have seen ladies with stain many times but I don't always feel comfortable informing them cos I Don't know how they will feel about it.

The last one I experienced was last week Friday during a church program, one beautiful woman was siting pretty beside my younger sister. As I moved closer to do some lawayi with my sister, I just saw the blood stain on sit I had to turn back. It was later when she wanted to sit that she noticed.

Please kindly advise me incase I see sth of such later is it good for me as a guy to call the ladie's attention to it?

Please is dir any Nigerian that resides in Nairobi I need an urgent help pls....i don't want to travel down to Nairobi cos of what i intend doing dir....Please kindly contact me via whatsapp +2348088109421

This OBJ knows more about our legislooters!! He knows how to give them raw...am expecting the likes of woman beater and his cohorts to respond to what baba said.

@op are u one of the Anifowose twin

I don't fall for this scam at all. All what happened was an arrangeee thing. I was in Alibaba Spontaneity show at Muson centre onikan when Akpororo distributed his flyers for all the people that came for the show including Kate Henshaw herself. She sat right in front of me and she never react when she got same flyer with her name well written on it as the host of the Akpororo show. Believe the public outburst Kate put up at ur on peril. All what happened was used as advert for those of u that didn't have an idea of the show. If I didn't go to Muson centre there is no way I wld be aware of Akpororo show too.

Another name for Chile should be doom. Chile is Messi's doom. Don't give up yet bro Merciless. Though it's sad and u are in a very bad situation which nobody can be of help to u. If Argentina hired 10 Diego Simeone, if God says u r not wining any major trophy with Argentina again there is nothing u can do about it, you will just continue playing final ni. From what God told me this mrn when I heard the sad news. If you want to win trophy with your country the simple thing you need to do is to play for Manutd! It's as simple as that leave Barca play for another team and see what God will do in your international career. Check out those that have been successful in football if they have not played for more than one club. Leave the cheating club and see a new turn around in your international career. That's the simple message I have for u.

RisMas:
hehehehe... Hausa girls get grade ooO, there are Zuru from kebbi, Kaje Girls from Kaduna. They are mostly Christians and easy to lay. But core hausa girls arent easy. You just have to be patient and funny to get their attention. Forget about ba turenci ish, dem sabi english, its just a ploy to send off a guy they dont like. Goodluck in your dream of nyashing hausa babe sha

You must be a badooo to know all these u spilling put about their various tribes....I never knew at all.

RisMas:
Maybe u no run your package well, guy, no be by language ooo, na by whats in ur pocket and small packaging. I dont even understand hausa, but being a muslim was an advantage. Hausa girls are attracted to funny guyz. You need to be funny and ready to spend a little. Dont be too rush but be sincere with her, be loyal and a bit romantic.

My sokoto hausa girlfriends still call me up till today, i served in only girls school, but i never took advantage of them. As worwor as i look bro, na dem dey send me love letter. The only side attraction was that i was very funny .

You were lucky to serve in a girls only skool and the fact that u r a Muslim , If I had that opportunity , I guess we wld be sharing same experience by now.

To be sincere of all the tribes in Nigeria it's only core Hausa babes that have not related pretty with. Maybe my luck is on the way cos I plan to visit there soon.

Where I do see most of them then was in a bank. Clean and beautiful ones....but before i utter anything, all I would here is bah Turenchi.

Also majority of those girls that I want for my self do have a serious fiancé with great commitment.

I don't mind if u have any of those Hausa babes contact in South west Lagos most expecially I don't mind you linking me up with her.

RisMas:
So, you camped at farufaru too i was in batch B 2007, served at Nana Girls Sec Sch.

Hope u had fun at Daddy's Smart & Mammy

Never a dull moment baba....the only issue I had then was that I couldnt have pretty access to the core Hausa ladies cos of language barrier ....it's only my fellow female corpers I had package with.