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Hahaha..... Everyone is pretending as if mmm is not helping out. As for me, i no no where i for day if i didn't join mmm community 2 months ago. Am already earning 10k weekly from referral bonuses, that's aside my 30% of whatever amount i put..... Abeg if u never join the community, that means u need deliverance, so see me!

Raph01:
Bush baby kwa! Thats serious oo

BTW! Seun, Dominique, Lalasticlala, Mynd44 and other supermods, pls look into the matter of ur antispam bot thats banning people unnecessarily... If U ban everybody 4 Nairaland finish, una body go cum down!

That's how one mod who believe was high on dry weed banned one of my guy for 3 weeks for nothing o..... That my guy decided he was never gonna be in this platform again...... I wonder if they ban all of us who is actually loosing...

WONT SAY ANYTHING UNTIL I KNOW THE MEANING OF OBSESSED

mrkings84:
Hahahaha..... Hunger is bad. Bro I understand ur pains.... God will help us in this country. Am still wondering how we got ourselves stuck up

GUY THIS IS NOT A LAFFIN MATTER O

Please how much is a sachet peak milk sold in ur area?
In PH its selling for #50 for about 2 months now, but my annoyance is that, this morning i went to buy one so i can drink custard with it, lo and belold, the quantity of what was inside is like 1/3 of what use to be inside. I was madly mad when i opened it to see that there was nothing inside it.

PLEASE SOMETHING NEEDS TO BE DONE O...OR......!!!!
IF NOT UNA GO HEAR FROM ME SOON IN A SPECIAL WAY!!

And soon buhari and apc will count this as one of their numerous achievements....
of a truth change begins with u!!!

Nigeria in serious joke, who is gonna do the slaughtering when all those fulani men walk about with AK47 riffles

of a truth this our presido is sick in the head

mrkings84:
Edo apc & thuggery be like.... Abeg who hold that our (be like) picture Bring am sharp sharp

Bros na this one??

Am from Niger Delta, if a truth, we haven't lost anyone yet....

Men, Rythm93.7fm in the gardens city PH wants to burst my ear...... With sugar boy tracks....

I don't understand. You mean, there are people whose jobs are to go after these drug addicts? When in my area they smoke weeds of all kind freely..... Pls how can u guys come for a total cleanup in my domains

mrkings84:
This just happened a few minutes ago in my area. I was just preparing to go out when i heard a loud shout outside, on getting there, i saw this healthy guy already on the floor. I learned he wanted to rape a 10 years old girl who just came out from the bathroom with wrapper. He grabbed the minor and dragged her back to the bathroom, falling her wrapper on d floor, its the shout of the little girl that attracted neighbours who rescued her. The shameless rapist would have been mobbed if not the intervention of some elders. Machetes and other dangerous weapons have already reached him....

Anyway, i was in a hurry so I didn't mention the name of d place this took place, its actually in a community called Mgbudohia, in Rumuolumeni axis of Rivers state

Nusaf:
No, not disappointed cos the environment has spoken .

Are u a maps man, how did u know what environment is that cos no name was mentioned.....

Nusaf:
From the dressing of the witnesses in the 2nd picture, one can tell the region, in which case, their religion is not in doubt. Rape, human ritual, armed robbery, yahoo, prostitution, adultery etc, nawao.

I know u came to check names.... U are disappointed right??

And u guys allowed him to go scotch free?? He's even sitting on a chair!

There's only one man that needs to be blame here, and that's buhari.......


Pls make una help me tell am say....

WE ARE NO LONGER ASKING buhari TO DEVELOP NIGERIA .
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At this point, we are only asking him to return Nigeria to the state she was before he (Buhari) was sworn into office.
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Return our dear Naira to 170 per Dollar
Return our bag of rice to #7000
Return our bankers to their jobs
Return the over 400 multinational companies that relocated out of this country back to Nigeria.
Return the thousands of Nigerians you made jobless back to their respective jobs.
Return our economy to the fastest growing economy in Africa
Return Dangote back to his position as the richest man in Afirca.
Return our only indigenous car manufacturing company INNOSON Motors back to production.
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Forget about adding anything new, just do these and we will ask for no more.
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We are no longer asking Buhari to develop Nigeria.
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At this point, we are only asking him to return Nigeria to the state she was before he (Buhari) was sworn into office.
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Return our dear Naira to 170 per Dollar
Return our bag of rice to #7000
Return our bankers to their jobs
Return the over 400 multinational companies that relocated out of this country back to Nigeria.
Return the thousands of Nigeria you made jobless back to their respective jobs.
Return our economy to the fastest growing economy in Africa
Return Dangote back to his position as the richest man in Afirca.
Return our only indigenous car manufacturing company INNOSON Motors back to production.
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Forget about adding anything new, just do these and we will ask for no more.
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#BuhariBringBackOurNigeria#Copied

This is pretty wedding photos are taking different dimension these days.... Soon someone will act as a undertaker and d spouse as a mortuary attendance....



We are waiting!!!

What's she campaigning for??

Asking cos, even without a single campaign pdp will still win. Can any one with clear eyes cast his/her vote to this badluck party called apc??


meanwhile,....

WE ARE NO LONGER ASKING buhari TO DEVELOP NIGERIA .
.
At this point, we are only asking him to return Nigeria to the state she was before he (Buhari) was sworn into office.
.
Return our dear Naira to 170 per Dollar
Return our bag of rice to #7000
Return our bankers to their jobs
Return the over 400 multinational companies that relocated out of this country back to Nigeria.
Return the thousands of Nigerians you made jobless back to their respective jobs.
Return our economy to the fastest growing economy in Africa
Return Dangote back to his position as the richest man in Afirca.
Return our only indigenous car manufacturing company INNOSON Motors back to production.
.
Forget about adding anything new, just do these and we will ask for no more.
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#BuhariBringBackOurNigeria#Copied

Without much recapitulation, he got a digitalised, laconic, laconia respond!!

All hail United States of Nigeria!!!

I have mistakenly sent a nude pics of a man to my pastor's wife before!, when I noticed, I sharply called her to explain that it was a mistake.....


She was like.... Go and explain it to God.... He will understand better.... I was so ashamed!

Snakes are very dangerously poisonous!

Beware!!

GOD BLESS MY WIFE TO BE!

I go beg una again b4 una go wish me happy birthday??

I CAN'T SING IT ALONE!! _pls help me!_

Great is Your mercy towards me
Your loving kindness towards me
Your tender mercy, I see - Day after day

Forever faithful towards me
And You're always providing for me
Great is Your mercy towards me
Great is Your grace.....

*OF A TRUTH GOD'S BEEN GOOD TO ME*

Help me thank Him 4 His mercies towards me & sing His Praise for adding a year to my years today!!




_Happy birthday to me!!!_

I CAN'T SING IT ALONE!! _pls help me!_

Great is Your mercy towards me
Your loving kindness towards me
Your tender mercy, I see - Day after day

Forever faithful towards me
And You're always providing for me
Great is Your mercy towards me
Great is Your grace.....

*OF A TRUTH GOD'S BEEN GOOD TO ME*

Help me thank Him 4 His mercies towards me & sing His Praise for adding a year to my years today!!




_Happy birthday to me!!!_

Am in support, let Nigeria be grounded alongside, or better still, be given as a collateral to China or US for food b4 all of us die if hunger

Why are they still missing?
U mean after the purpose that led to their adoption has been achieved & their adoptor on seat they are still missing?





Pls i can't believe this!

*Radical for Jesus.....*
One of my major concern about our youths is that whenever they hear the song "Radical for Jesus" the first thing that comes to their minds is carrying white seats up. I have seen where folks even carry the offering box and be running around just to show they are radical for Jesus!

To tell you the truth, it used to make my heart burn in discontent. All we have achieved in showing our radicalism is breaking white seats and destroying church properties.
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Then after the song, during the time for God's word, you will
see the brothers and sisters that carried chair, sleep off.

During prayer, others will be standing up while radicals are
sitting and looking. That's if the prayer session is on a
Sunday because if it's a prayer meeting, the radicals don't even show up.

On evangelism day... Hahahahaha! Let's leave it at that.

A radical is an extremist. And the way my generational
youths shows their extremism for Christ is only during dance
session.
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I'm bothered. I know the glory of the youths is their strength.
The Bible says so. It's time to use that glory for spiritual
purposes.
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It's time, our youths hold their hands and pray for an hour or two nonstop. Yes that's a bit like radicalism.
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It's time our youths stand up during word sessions because
they rather stand than sleep. Yes, that's more like radicalism.
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It's time our youths go for evangelism or mission work,
preach God's word, cast out Devils and heal the sick... That's
radicalism.
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If we must sing that song... *"oo oo oooo radical for Jesus",*
let's sing it to the streets, preaching, sharing tracts... It's a
street song not an in-house song.
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Let's see how a radical talked in the Bible
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"Then Paul answered, "Why are you weeping and breaking my heart? I am ready not only to be bound, but also to die in
Jerusalem for the name of the Lord Jesus."
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But our own radicals...
Don't pray
Don't study
Don't preach
Don't fast
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We only dance and break seats.
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Indeed we are radicals— radical for "shoki, kukere, alanta".
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But not for Jesus.
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Until we pass the test of being 'normal Christians let's leave
this radical matter.
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Youths Arise!
It's time to take our place.
Have a great day!


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