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Only Usain Bolt has won more gold medals in the Olympics than Nigeria in all Olympics competition.......

1 man beating over 180 million use(less) people....

So what was the outcome?

Pls someone should help me, is world Bank now into diving??

1.Steal more than your tenth generation can possibly spend, there are lots of witches and wizards in Nigeria, if you steal small amounts like 10 million naira, a single agbana can finish it in a couple of days, so steal beyond what the Nigeria Association of Professional Witches (NAPW) can overturn, steal till you can steal no more!, when you’ve stolen well enough, witches will no longer disturb youat night, since the witches and Wizards association will endorse you for elections, steal oh man, steal!

STEP 2. When caught, tell the whole worldyou are sick, and need a medical attention, such that anyone who calls you to court will be considered to be persecuting you E.g Madam Cici, the Luxurious-hospital-roomspace SixMonth-prisoner, a recent example is the yellow sisi, Madam “ALI the SINner”,if you mention Ali’son or mama Petrol, you’re strictly on your own

STEP 3. It will surely involve money and documents, try Arson, burn the burn-ableThis step explains why strange fire falls from heaven, the Elijah way, and burn only departments being investigated, in public officesIt also explains how a local government officer steals salary of workers and burns a few notesto present to the government andpeople, haba, habatically!

Step 4. Try the tribal sentiment, let your tribes men know that you’re being persecuted for being one ofthem, even if you never benefited them in anyway while in power, this works!, some idiotic morons will go all over the social media to chant your name, some will even go the extra mile to carry placards, it surely takes slow pokes to be ruled by fools!

STEP 5. If the above step fails, Change political affiliation, start supporting the government of theday (I heard with one hear that a certain serial Jumpist is about to jump again, and he has started by hailing the present Ceaser, smh)

STEP 6 Buy the word “integrity” away from the Justice department’s thesaurus, it helps, oiling a few palms, lawyers and judges alike, will do the magic, If the Nigerian judge shall set you free, YOU SHALL BE FREE INDEED, but there’s a warning, If you feel like relaxing or going on holidays, make sure its Tinapa or ikogosi, don’t go to London o, Metro police people are bad belles, ask Ibori

STEP 7 Try plea bargain, If you’ve stolen 20 naira, giving back 1 naira to the government wouldn’t be too much, will it? Since you’ll still invest part of the rest in future election bids of the incumbent, give, as it has been ‘given’ unto you, pay your tithe and you’ll not be tight, ahahaha.

STEP 8. Go to Church/Mosque and do thanksgiving, call the same gullible people whose collective wealth you’ve stolen, whose Children’s education lies fallow inyour Swiss account, give them some Aso ebi, they’ll celebrate with you, even the scriptures says we should celebrate with those who are rejoicing, isn’t it?

STEP 9. As a bank manager, plot with robbers to rob your bank branch, when those robbers still 10m, tell the world that 500m was stolen..... My dear, once u do this, I tell u, even the people whose monies u stole will be celebrating u!

Abi no be Nigeria we day??

nacapido!

Symphony007:
cut the crap and stop all this stereotypical and tribalistic bullshit! What was the aim of your comment other than insulting and demeaning a whole tribe of people and all this from a harmless topic that is totally unrelated to you vitriol.

When I grow I go speak English pass u!

Imagine it was apc's Oshomole kissing Lara...

Those holy holy sisters with suddenly pregnancies be like apc &......?

OP may God forgive u for these blasphemies.
How is this native doctor a pastor??

Anyway, na change era, lies everywhere.

OP with lies be like........

I pray those fulani men don't kill him...

United States of Nigeria I hail thee

Why is everyone denying buhari now??

They left the Shores of this country when things were better...... Now they are coming back when off of us are looking for a way to leave...



Freely they return, freely they will go back!!!

FunmiOdogun:
You actually took that question from my mind.

My dear i fear o

And they are already burying her?
Was her burial prepared b4 she died??

AM HAPPY BECAUSE I SERVE A GOD THAT FIGHTS FOR ME BECAUSE HE IS SO POWERFUL AND HIS NAME IS JESUS.
BUT THEY SERVE A POWERLESS GOD WHOM THEY HAD TO FIGHT FOR.... AM SORROWS U KNOW THE NAME......

But really seems Google have answers to every question whether negative or positive!!

U won't believe what answers Google gave to this question...


WHERE CAN I STEAL 10M NAIRA WITHOUT BEING CAUGHT??

For the NAMES CHECKERS ASSOCIATION, I have observed something, that every bad news if it's not from the Nigeria Israelis, it is d Afonjas (as they have chosen to be answering) ...


My question now is, why is it always these two groups

It takes Divine Grace for a well to do lady who contributed for her marriage to be submissive to her husband.....

Guys be warned!!

Am still trying to figure out the man's picture... I can't just understand

This kind news sef..... I will rather kill myself than to commit suicide if am the suspect!

So why eat rat na?
Even after hearing of lassa fever??

Rip to him. People just dying this time around. Fish smells in this adm

Who God has blessed, no one can course!!

How do I contact them??

Steve Ayorinde, Lagos State Commissioner for Information, could not be reached for comments last night as phone calls and text messages to his mobile number yielded no response..



If na u be d commissioner u go respond?

I can't find any picture, seems my android has Age Checker App

Maiconyoung:
can u help me with the summary?

Hahaha.... U are funny tho, why not scale through the major points without reading d details??

Anyone got it??

kk4kiss:
First half draw

My dear predict the scoreline for the 90mins, no bring that pattern come here...

If you are still single, there are many things that may attract you to a man or woman for marital relationship which has nothing to do with marriage, but you may be willfully ignorant of them. Here is the list of such things:

1 TALENTS
When you see a brother who plays a musical instrument very well or a young lady or man who has a good voice, and you feel attracted to the person for marital relationship, now what does singing or musical instrument has to do with marriage? It is called *single ignorance.* You may not realize this until you get into marital relationship or you get married that you will know that what attracted you to the person in the first instance has nothing to do with having a successful marriage at all!

2 PHYSICAL ATTRACTION
This is very funny, but to many singles out there, it is not funny at all. It is rather a costly ignorance. When you are attracted to a man because he knows how to dress very well, or to a lady because she has straight legs, because the person is tall, slim, light skinned, or because the person has good set of teeth, long hair, or a good smile, you are under the influence of common singles' ignorance, because none of these things have anything to do with having a good marriage.

If you go into marital relationship or get married wrongly to a person because of physical attraction, when the agony of bad marriage overwhelms you, you will wish to use cutlass to cut off the straight legs or whatever that lured you to the person.

3 PHYSICAL BEAUTY
In the book of Proverbs 31: 30, the Bible says, “Charm is deceitful and beauty is passing, but a woman who fears the LORD, she shall be praised.” If you are single and you are still overwhelmed with single exorbitance, this Bible verse will not make any sense to you. You will feel like, “No o, beauty is something to me o. I want to marry a beautiful woman, that is my longtime dream.” Or “I want to marry a handsome man; in fact I can't marry no other than that.” And you even quote Bible to it that God gives good things to His children. You know what? To the single, beauty is something or everything, but to the married, *beauty is nothing.*

If you see a beautiful lady or a handsome young man, and you are attracted to the person for marital relationship, because of the beauty, you know what? You are under the influence of single ignorance which will soon clear from your eyes when you get into it.

Physical beauty has nothing to do with a good or happy marriage. If physical beauty has anything to contribute to happy marriage, why do celebrities have more divorce rate? *Why do most men with beautiful wives still cheat on their wives or abuse them physically or verbally?* It is simply because physical beauty has nothing to do with having a good marriage, and just as the Bible says in Proverbs 31:30 that beauty is passing – meaning the impression that the beauty of the person has on you will later pass away in marriage and you will face the reality.

4 FINANCIAL & MATERIAL INFLUENCE
If you marry somebody because the person is rich or have a good job or business, after you get married, you then realize that God already destined you to prosper on your own without the person. Then you will wish you married the right person and prospered together. When you marry somebody because of their financial or material influence, you will not have respect for the person and you will not have rest of mind. Later you will realize that you could have made it rich without the person, that you could have married the poor right person and made it together.

When you see a couple in a brand new latest SUV, and they wear same design; When you see a couple spending their vacation or summer in an expensive place outside country, and you envy them and wish you have such marriage, What a fool! You don't know that all those things have nothing to do with happy home. Money, materials and others have nothing to do with a good and Godly home. For example, there is no amount of money your husband may have that can console you when you realize he is cheating on you.

If you are attracted to a lady because she has a good job or a man because he has money and good car, it means you have not known what marriage is all about. Do you know that more rich people commit suicide than the poor? Do you know that more wealthy couples divorce than poor couples? Do you know that money does not give joy and satisfaction in marriage? You may not believe this until you get into it; this is a common ignorance among the singles.

It is unfortunate that many singles are getting into marriage with complete ignorance of the priorities of marriage and with mistaken facts about marriage.

5 EDUCATION
Another common ignorance among singles in choosing a partner in marriage is education. You want to marry, and you have this idol of level of education in your heart that the lady you want to marry must be educated or the man you want to marry must not have lesser level of education than you. When you ignore the perfect Will of God for your life because he is not as educated as you want or because her academic qualification is too low, and you feel, “How will people feel that after all my education I now marry this person with low academic qualification.” Will it not sound well for people to hear that the person you want to marry graduated from so-so university, or s/he is a Dr, Lawyer, Engr. Etc.? You know what? People you are trying to impress by marrying a wrong 'educated' person will not be there with you in the marriage when the tragedy of wrong marriage starts to press on you.

7 TRIBE
Do you want to marry someone from a particular tribe or you want to marry the perfect Will of God for your life? Will it not be so painful that the heart-breaking wrong person you marry is of same tribe with you or so peaceful that the loving, Godly and right person you marry is from another tribe? Which one is better for you?

It is funny when I hear people say they must marry from their tribe as if they have not seen the worst husbands or wives from that tribe of theirs; as if marrying from their tribe is more important than marrying in the Lord.

8 PARENTAL INFLUENCE
When you allow your parents to choose for you instead of allowing God to choose for you or when you choose to marry somebody because his or her parents are good or Godly; If you go into marital relationship with somebody because it is the wish of your parents or because the parents of the person are ministers, popular, or powerful in the society, such is called ignorance of the singles. When you enter into the wrong marriage, your parents or the parents of your spouse will not be there with you.

THE ONLY RIGHT CHOICE
If you don't want to marry and mar your life, destiny, ministry and eternity, but you want to marry and make it in life, and make heaven, then the only person you can marry and never regret is the person who is the Will of God for you. God has created a person for you that fits your life, destiny and God's program for you and that is who is called the Will of God in marriage. If you miss the right school, the right career or the right job, please do not miss the right person God has created for you because if you miss him/her, you may miss everything including heaven.

*HOW TO DISCOVER THE WILL OF GOD IN MARRIAGE*
1, Surrender your life to Jesus. Only in Christ can you have the Will of God when you are genuinely saved.
2, Surrender your will and ways to God. Let His Will be your will and His Way be yours, no idol.
3, Seek Him for guidance. Lean not on your own understanding
4, Settle for God's Perfect Will, not His permissive Will.
5, Stay pure till marriage. No premarital inordinate affection or sexual immorality.

Here is the word of God – Isaiah 1:19, 20:
"If you are willing and obedient, You shall eat the good of the land;
20 But if you refuse and rebel, You shall be devoured by the sword”; For the mouth of the LORD has spoken."

Culled from: https://www.thekingswaydiaries.com

Peter5694:
Germany 3 - 2 Nigeria...08147046367 dtx mah numbr! b sure t0 snd me my card c0x m quite certain.. I no wn hia t0riii ooo

Hmmmm.... This ur prediction na.... I pray u don't win it o, but if u win too, expect ur card

Topam:
Nig 0 - Ger 1

Wow..... Topam u are d first to predict against Nigeria....