₦airaland Forum

MajorJeffery:
Even the heavens won't forgive whoever has the opportunity of leaving Nigeria but don't wanna utilize it.

Yes it's not a bed of roses any where but hardwork pays in saner societies. Providing safe society, energy, good drinking water, good roads and sound healthcare in Nigeria isn't a rocket science. Are those so hard to provide by those thieves in Abuja? Abeg, leave that sh1t hole if you can.

Just want to ask you, I have a friend who have a white lady that agree to marry him to gain green card for free but my friend doesn't have the money to foot the bills, so will you say such a guy don't want to utilize the opportunity to leave najia? Just asking.

Note: d white lady is not ready to foot d bills since she is doing it for free for my friend.

Wrong topic. Op, the topic should have been
THE ANCESTORS OF NATIONAL HOUSE OF ASSEMBLY.

NAIRALAND IS BECOMING MORE STUPID WITH THIS REGINAL DANIEL'S STORY.

IN ONE OF MY ENCOUNTER WITH JESUS, HE SAID TO ME "MY SON, EVERYONE IS SAYING WE ARE IN THE ERA OF GRACE.....WE ARE IN D ERA OF GRACE, BUT GRACE CAME FOR SIN TO DISAPPEAR, GRACE CAME THAT WE CAN BECOME PRISONERS OF RIGHTEOUSNESS".
#PROPHET AMOS EVOMOBOR.

GRACE IS NOT A LICENSE TO SIN AND LIVE ANYHOW,IF YOU KEEP ON SINNING AFTER KNOWING THE KNOWLEDGE OF THE TRUTH, DOOM AND DESTRUCTION AWAITS YOU ON THE LAST DAY.

PSTEMMA1960:
A Dying Soul Needs Ur Urgent Advice B4 It's 2 Late.

Good evening my good people of nairaland..hope everyone is doing fine?

don't know the right section to post this but I think i'll get mature response here...

Note: the post is going to be very long, but pls read to the end, I just want to pour out my heart to get an answer to some issues about my life.

My Name is Emmanuel born December 25-1991 from isiala mbano local government area of Imo state.
My grandparents gave birth to 11 children, as I type now all 11 of them are dead, none of them married b4 death, my dad was the only one that married.....

My dad died December 25 1997 and my mum died in the year 2000... it hasn't been easy since then.....my mum's people rejected us saying that my dad did not legally married my mum...

my 2 sister are in Lagos now (married with children) I came to Abj in the year 2006 with a woman that owns a restaurant at area3 (my aim then was to save some money and go back to the village and start doing okada)

after working there for 2 years I was able to raise some money (my salary then was 3k) when I told the woman that I wanted to go, she asked me not to do so, that she really wants to help me...(I was happy) she asked me to go and learn how to drive with a promise of buying a car for me on higher purchase.

after the driving school no car, she sacked their driver and I became their driver (1k was then added to my salary) I didn't complain I waited till December again, I told her that I want to go, she now explain that I must drive her for like 4 good years b4 she can buy the car, i lost interest immediately. .

then to give my my 3 years salary became a problem (I was telling her to save it for me because i was naive then)

the woman did plus and minus money for driving school, shortage of beer and other stuffs....i was left with only 1500 after 3 years of my hard labour.....I had no option but to carry my Ghana must go bag and start sleeping with Hausa guys outside. ..

that wasn't still enough the woman arrested me that her life was in danger because she has sacked me.....police asked my to sign an undertaken that if anything should happen to her I'm responsible which I did.....after 3 days I was released. .

I was still sleeping outside..... so many other experiences...but the last one was in Asokoro hospital canteen.....my salary then was 15k I was able to save 270k there was an Alhaji that was always coming there to eat almost everyday then "mr Haruna" there was a sallah period that he even dasshed me 20k.

so one evening I met the man he was telling me that he doesn't like the nature of my job, that I should give him my C.V for a better Job...when I told him my qualifications he was not impressed ..

then on my own i went to him after one week that since he is already willing to help me that he should assist me in getting a car. ..he said it was a minor thing, that his brother a custom officer at zone3 was in charge of auctioning......I told him how much I had, he said he was going to add it up to make it 500k I went to Oceanic back then and withdrew the 270k gave to him. ....till today I didn't set my eyes on the man ..

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anotherguyonNL:
Would the Chinese embassy give visa to someone going to China for a language program?

maybe,but I know they have a school in Lagos where they study Chinese language, and your 300level and 400level will be done in China. So I was told.

Premiumwriter:
God: Wetin ur number end with

Simplep:
God pick my call too o
God: Wetin ur number end with



This cracked me up seriously.... So na you be God now? Naija I hail.. Haha

A micro chip should be inserted into their head to control their animalistic nature.

If you can,get canada citizenship,its more better. Have alot of aunties there,their citizenship is one of the best.

Haha. ..i have laughed and laughed till I was tired.. I don't have time to argue, who came from who...or join in d battle for supremacy.
But I have this to say, I blame the whites, they caused this, they have distorted history in Nigeria to a point no one know's the truths,this they did dibratley to keep us divided against ourselves. The same way they also made sure Africa as a continent is divided because they are afraid of our unity... Keep arguing while they keep developing their countries and maintaining their super power status.
If all of us on nairaland have a job were are payed 1miilion per month am sure by now you will be asleep so as to wake up early tomorrow to be able to resume work early... But alas!!! work nor dey naija na only argument work dem create.... Lol.
In d voice of fella... ARGUMENT, ARGUMENTS ARGUE ARGUMENTS.

hmm... if only she knows. I shut it there.

All these yeye apps they use have turn them Into animals, imagine God created you human and you choose to be an animal.... nonsense tire person.
you can't see a guy doing that. thumbs up to we guys.

if we call them fish brain now dem go dey vex.

ottersberger:
You're seriously gambling with your life coming here to solicit medical advice in this manner .

Consult a trained physician. I'm tired of reading gone too soon.

Dont be negative oga.
if he consult a physician they are gonna book him for an operation, and when he gets operated on for atleast 3 months he will not recover to get himself,he will not be able to lift things or do heavy work.

presentley:
What's is this one saying? "What you not is not all, what you know not is not not" abi what are you saying?Oga, gerrarahere!! Hired killer

Hahaha... inability to comprehend... shows you are unlearned,and that you are an indomie generation. I don't argue with kids.
#bye.

IamD18:
He should finish what he has started.
Konji knows no Religious office.
Ask Pastor suileman.

YOU MEAN IMAM SULEIMAN THAT RAPED AISHA?

presentley:
Oga, all of these people who have commented here do not have your interest at heart at all. Herbs for appendicitis? Patronise them at your own risk

DONT SAY WHAT YOU DONT KNOW.
ALL YOU KNOW IS NOT ALL THERE IS, AND ALL THERE IS, IS NOT ALL YOU KNOW.

Factfinder1:
Location

My dad is in Benin city

Factfinder1:
I had a serious typhoid which triggered lower abdominal pain I went for test and scan and was told it was appendix please is there any local herb or any medicine I can use to dry it off or subdue the pains for a while... I've spent soo much treating typhoid and I'm not ready for surgery now please help

Mynd44, lalasticlala

THERE IS A HERBAL MEDICINE FOR IT... DONE BY MY DAD. PURLY HERBS NO FETISH REQUIREMENTS AND AT LEAST ONE WEEK YOU WILL EXCRETE THEM OUT.

Brother, first go to the gym of self confidence and build your confidence that's what you lack.
see Aki and pawpaw what they have is confidence. carry yourself well and others will respect you.

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XhosaNostra:
Awwww, that's good to hear. You sound like such a good guy. She's one lucky lady

"Yeast" or "Waste"?

kwaa..... Hahaha. lol.
she is lucky and am lucky to have her too.
yeast.... yeast make things rise... so yeast it is... no waste at all.. � haha.

XhosaNostra:
Great job. We welcome you to la familia Halala! Treat her well

Are you Nigerian?

Thank you so much...lol
she has never regretted knowing me.. her worth and due respect has never diminish one bit.
Yes am a Nigerian from d southern part of Nigeria too.

XhosaNostra:
LMFAO. Wow, sbali! How did you learn the language? Most people claim it's difficult.

Hahaha..lol I have always be in love with South Africa so I had the zeal to learn... lol. she taught me and I also did my own research. till now am still learning #smile#

XhosaNostra:
The congratulations are in order then, yes?

haha.. Ewe,enkosi kakhulu Sisi wam.

XhosaNostra:
There must be more to the story

Don't let her slip between your fingers. We rock

Haha...you are 101% right, Xhosa babes are the best. what a beautiful calm ,intelligent and humble lady she is. she goes no where.. haha.

XhosaNostra:
Oh OK. How did you guys meet?

send me a mail we will talk better... don't want to reveal too much here.. smile# thanks for your understanding Xhosa babe.

XhosaNostra:
Oh, thought you made an error for a moment.

East London & Mthatha are two different places lol. They're not even close to each other.

she stays in east London, but her main village is the other one... they usually travel to umatata during Christmas.

XhosaNostra:
Zinitha? Are you sure it's not Zimkhitha? Zinitha is a strange name.
If she's from EL, then she's my homegirl. Do you know where she's from in EL?

No not zimkhitha... Its Zinitha, conned from the English name zenith.
her village is umatata something... hahaha can't pronounce it well.

XhosaNostra:
What's his/her name?

Her name is Zinitha, stays in east London .

XhosaNostra:
Suffocate inside your rectum then

hahahaha...you are very funny. ...funny Xhosa girl. my best friend is a Xhosa too.

Anything weh Oyibo do they always dey better pass, see their open roof keke napep with portable doors.