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why do girls always hide sexual harassment at the early stage . when the man finally have his way, they will start enjoying it but when smtn go wrong they will come open

its best to come open at 1st attempt. here silent is not virtue

hope u go fvck urself as well

Millenniumlady:
She's so beautiful I think this will be my next move cause I don't have time for all this wife beaters and cheating men nah to marry myself nahim sure pass........UP WE GO FEMINISTS

shatap there were u sexually inactive in secondary sch? who knows if u didnt fvck in primary

Mastadestiny:
Children of nowadays have become sexually active at a very tender age. Only the right sex education can bring a way forward.

obviously chances that ppl will die is 50/50 so u aint giving any prophecy mr preacher. meanwhile u didnt start screeching this same prophesy today. this is guess work and when a politician died ur members will be praising u as magician and predator wey u be. abeg get life and continue ur looting of the gullible for ur jets . Nigeria will not be okay until we kill religion kill all the thieves in religion and politics

ask them oo bro they are all claiming what i dont know. Mere other ppls myth that is full of lies

sarcasticdude:
If u can give me just one single evidence of the existence of christ and the authenticity of the bible,I'll shave my head bald

ur senses have not told u that god doesnt exist, why has he been silent since u guys started calling him. it is high time we drop the scem myth and and take action against our attackers. u watch naija movie thats where u see gods action not in reality. solution is to fight back simple. if u like keep calling smtn that doesnt exist to save u from today till tomorrow u will be a sitting duck when ur enemies kpai u. god exist only in church where they arrange miracles and in naija movie where he intervene instantly.

Get sense and blame the government that gave us bad leaders who gave us socioeconomic and political crisis .

essy1:
God please save us from this people

have u seen that something b4? it is a pure scam. b4 the current god story, that has been diff god stories and they gradually modify it to what we have today. I dont worship any fucking god. here in chevron such question was even asked who believe in existence of god only the nigerians raised hand while all the whites who happen to be our oga them refuted it as scam

hilario12:
God story is not scam. You didn't create yourself and neither can you control natural affairs like rain, sun e.t.c. we couldn't prevent ourselves from dieing and we couldn't raise the dead. There is someone above and beyond who control all affairs.

good a thing it is just a mere believe not founded. as urself who even saw that heaven and who has been there b4. this human mind and nothing more. God story is scam and heave and hell are lies

hilario12:
In Islam, we believed we enjoy forever. We will have wives, eat whatever we wish to eat at the immediate time we wish for it and many more. The least enjoyment in paradise is better than the entire superb enjoyment of this world. I prayed we make it to paradise oo.

just like u believe in god that does not exist and u claim u love him so much, if say oya come and meet ur god u will shout god forbid so why do u so much love this non existing heaven.

its time u guys unlearn the olden days lies

MARKone:
Tell the tell the Oga kpatakpata of FCMB to prepare now and meet God for further negotiations, he go ask "you and who"

the girl in the other picture will be good in bed

we need recallibrate this girl's head. its obvious that she lack sense . is marriage an achievement ? why didnt all the apostles and jesus marry , is giving to birth an achievement? it is all a personal choice.

ppl at the age of 80 still celebrate life whether married or not.

better go get sense.

Cos our people say if person after e piss finish, shake prick pass 2 times no be piss wen remain e dey try comot again.

I knock!

As dem ask who be that? I say na room service, say we get problem with their payment.

As door open, Na so I push deacon Etim wen open am fall.

Brethren! See Deacon Etim, Pastor Yemi, the thief dem from yesterday, and all our money and phone as e spread for table.

Check out!

I tell dem say I don tell my babe wetin dey happen so if anything do me, she go expose una. I no wan expose una.

Eye wen see get share

Make una Just reason me something and if I talk anything, make thunder fire my papa brother!

Dem reason am. Reason am. Come count like 80k give me. Plus like two of the phones wen I see for the table.

“Merry Christmas” na so I tell dem as I Dey fall out. After all, na we we
I waka go up, room 204, naked dey said my mother Christmas, babyrisky. As e Dey hot. Na now the Christmas merry.

As I dey touch the 80k, I dey hear baby Jesus cry. Ehen! Na now dem born am for my side.

Thank you!

Receptionist for the hotel give me the room key. Direct me say Na upstairs.

Before I pay I sha use the receptionist phone call babyrisky to sure say she dey come before you know as devil dey work.

E fit be today wen she and her family no go make am if she try am

But the babe head dey there like banky.

She say make I dey the room, naked dey wait for am.

The electric shock start from my ear, shock my brain, my body, even shock my thing; blade, come shock my mouth sotay wen like flavor n’abania I shout “oyolima!” I no know I swear.

I been dey climb step go my room wen I hear some voice wen I know for one room. Dem dey argue. I been wan pass go but my leg no gree.

Wait! I know this voice. I press my ear for the door wen e Dey come from.

I mad.

Wait a minute!

Deacon Etim

I been no really know the other voice but deacon Etim big English no dey two for market “ you shouldn’t have assaulted me. That wasn’t the plan you nattering nitwits”

Na so e dey halla, dey shout.

I come hear another voice

Pastor Yemi-wen-dey-drink-big-stout voice.

Ah!

Wait! Dem come meeting Abi Wetin? For graziella hotel? Lai Lai. Na only mekwe meeting dey happen for this hotel.

I been wan bone am Make I free I come hear papa-do-something-for-Jesus voice; Church Finsec.

Their papa! I must know Wetin dey happen here today.

I must know

Na that time OritseKemi sleep almost 2 weeks for cell. Why?

Baba get strong face, carry dada, draw skull tattoo, open ear, and as dem bust him room dem see am for laptop where e dey mix him new song Na him police shout “ Egbe! Na their ring leader be this.

Life imprisonment!”


Na with almost 50k and plenty Oga Abeg! Na him dem use free am.

So all of us for area no say police no go find anything wen loss for the church but how Pastor-Yemi-wen-dey-drink-big-stout go do na?

Him gast cooperate that morning

At all at all na winsh. As I don loss phone loss money, I no fit loss Babirisky Christmas Lashing.

Something wen I don plan say she go know the difference between egbin and igbin.

Na beg I beg my sister Make she borrow me 10k make I do something important

Mekwe important Abeg

I don first use my sister phone resend Babirisky the address of the hotel wen I go use my thunder fire am like Sango.

My blood dey hot.

The hotel no Dey area at all because Babirisky brothers Na mental. If dem hear say I dey mekwe their sister.

AJ no go fit hide me aswear

Me and her been dey keep our thing low key so na our mekwe na always away match with 2 sure odds so we no go cast for area.

The hotel dey inside Inside Orile and anybody wen u jam for there eh, just shake am tell am say baba! Bad man Na bad man.

The men dem no rush o, even collect the 3 chicken iya Samuel and family been wan use for thanksgiving.

DJ CMC dey blast “Customer dada ni” for outside as bro Martins lead singer, dey try make e no cry 4 mic as dem dey collect him phone and even him belt say Na original leather

For the mic, e dey sing it is well in the name of Jesus, but anybody wen him spiritual ear dey hear well well no say Na lie.

The real song e dey sing na “Holy Ghost fire! Fire fall on them”

Ah! E pain am die


How this men take miss we no know. One minute dem dey collect phone, the next minute dem dey threaten to “blast any malafuka” wen look up. Next minute, piam! Dem don disappear.

Na wen everybody come begin dey shout area come use know Wetin dey sup since inside church

Dem laugh us sha.

Say abi Na we like god pass. Say if to say we dey street jamz who for come rob us. And no be lie dem talk.

With Long long face like lorry and plenty vex for body, all man dey cry him personal cry, dey count Wetin don loss.

Merry which Christmas?

We hear say the next day Police dem from Ajeronmi police station come church come do investigation, early mo mo.

No be eke dem again?

Na to come dey ask jamb question dem sabi and to catch boys wen dey smoke weed jeje for little heaven if alarm don blow dem.

Mtchewww

Police dem wen be say dem rob bank for boundary/aiyetoro road, dem begin enter all the compound around the bank dey arrest any boy wen get suspicious face.

You carry dada; arrest

You draw tattoo; arrest

Strong face; arrest

Dey use laptop; arrest

Ear ring nko; arrest

Because I know as area dey be, I been no wan leave all my bar for house so I carry am come church.

Na why wen pastor dey shout say make we sow seed wen go provoke God to bless us, I hold my money tight

Him papa!

Why i me go wan provoke God? Ordinary man like me?

Waka!

Money wen I don plan to use pay for hotel wen me and babyrisky go dey 2moro, jolly our Christmas, as we dey use mekwe thunder fire ourselves. Na him dem say make I use provoke who?

But as the men dem fall in, I see say that my plan dey like who wan chop fish lap; impossicant

I no go lie you I see some things wen surprise me that day as I lie down for ground dey peep.

When the men dem near you, dem go tell you to empty your pocket.

Bro Paul wen before dem do 1,2 buckle my shoe for prayers for church, e don speak 5 tongues empty pocket I surprise.

Apart from the two die die hundred hundred Naira wen fall out, I see three packet of durex condom wen fall out too.

Ah! Brother paulosho! Brother paulolala! Brother Paulhoe!

So him sef dey follow mekwe. Dey follow chop monkey hand.

Ah! Baba oh! Oga na master!


I use style style dey find pastor wife, wen dey always like preach about protection, security, jump down from mountain and baba God Go send angels make dem set mouka foam wen u go land ontop.

But omo eh! Be like as dem say lie down flat the woman move.


She no even reason her husband. I don know right from time say the woman na street. For her mind she go don talk say instead two go die make one person dey to wear black, organize burial.

After all if Ashewo marry thief born winsh. Who go dey dey house for night.

Na still that night I understand why sister Agnes dey always calm for church. Shout for her from now till next 12 years madam eye go just small as she calm.

As she empty bag Na so two full kpoli and one wen dem don kiss remain half fall out.

Ah!

I been talk am. I been suspect. All her red eye no be say she no dey sleep for night as she dey battle not against principalities and powers.

All the talk she dey follow herself talk. No be speaking in tongues. She and the weed dey get as Oyibo Dey call am “tete a tete”

Even mama itoro. Wen dey always beg style style begging for church because she be widow, Wen dem untie her wrapper, the money wen fall out eh, reach almost 20k, fit even pass.

Kai! and she beg me money before service say her last card na 200.

Ah! Yahoo woman!

Na that day we know say forget all the big big English, if deacon Etim pidgin English na rice wen dem put for fire, no be today e done.

Baba halla “Abasi mbok oh!!! But e no rish to tear me this kind slap Na brethren. Na we we oh! Mbok! No be so! Ah! No be so!


Him eye come dey like the tap for our compound wen u no close am well; tears just dey flow drop by drop.

But baba still stand like who paralyze half paralyze, dey cry, wen d thief ring am another slap

Towaiwai!!!

The way baba use dive ground eh.
Micheal Phelps never reach

E no even make sense to try shout make people help us because that night, Kehinde street boys dey do their street Jamz and na DJ cure-my-craze dey play.

Anybody wen know, know say once na DJ CMC dey jam, even if Last trumpet blow, nobody go hear am.

Lai lai!

How e use get the name sef; Cure my crase.

Baba been set bet say him fit smoke 12 jumbo igbo from SunnyFeather.

SunnyFeather weed wen be say only small kiss you go kiss am, you wen don marry go reach house dey ask your wife “is like I know this your face from somewhere”

After e smoke like 5 jumbo, the red wire and green wire for him head come go touch, small spark comot him head, him engine come knock.

Na like after 6 months, one morning e just well. But e no too well complete.

Cos baba fit see you for night still dey shout good morning boss!


Kehinde boys choose DJ CMC Cos after e well, come barber him head half dada half gorimakpa, come start DJ, nobody sound mental reach him own.

And as be say Mosholashi Street boys choose that same 24th to do their own street jamz, dem wan make sure say Na their sound go loud pass

The thief dem no wan hear say bird born 5 pikin and wen dem come Dey count how many die, dem say Na 12.

So dem tell two of the choir people to dey sing praise and worship as dem dey go round dey obtain all men for the church make e be like say normal service still dey on.

As the men dem dey waka round to make sure say anybody wen do anyhow go see anyhow, all of us dey do silent competition of who go lie down flat pass.

Even Papa Jamiu wen get kitchenbelle cos to call am pot no go describe am reach, lie down dey suck belle, wan come flat pass me






Him pikin papa!

Me sef suck my own inside sotay e flat pass Hausa mat. No be me dem go shoot because I no lie down flat reach.

Everybody been dey respect their self dey do as the men dem talk but Una know as e dey be. For every 12, one person must be Judas iscariot.

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Deacon Etim stand up, wan form Jagaban. Dey speak many English as e dey always do for testimony time.

“This is wrong. This is preposterous and unjust. Have you no shame? How can you rob in the house of God. On the eve of Christmas, how?”

All man Look am like:


As e dey vibrate like nokia 3310, na him one of the thief, the one wen small pass inside all of them, near am, tell am say “Baba, kiss ground!”

Deacon Etim still no gree. E still dey yarn dust, dey talk plenty wen the small thief, sound am better slap.

Towai!!!!

Baba confuse

Can a man rob God!!? Na the last thing wen comot for pastor mouth before we hear person wen shout “Everybody lie down flat” and gun wen dem cock “KpraKpa!”

Nothing wen no dey happen for Ajegunle. Na why men fit get mind rob church on wash night day.

Brethren,
Na thread o!


Dem say na wen you don cross river finish you fit tell crocodile say him mouth dey smell.

Na why as the men dem wen carry gun wen no be childs dey rise like Ijebu garri from many corner of d church, all man don lie down flat wan even enter ground like seed wen dem wan plant

Pastor-Yemi-wen-dey-drink-big-stout no even wait make d men shout the lie down flat finish, baba don enter ground wan bury himself alive.

Haba! Pastor!

But I no blame am. Las las na so AJ be. When kasala burst, all man dey answer him papa name.

Even jaguda dey get Oga.

To Be Continued

I observed that when a guy meets a lady newly and asks her out, the first question the lady usually ask is: "Where do you work?" If the guy says he works in an oil company, the lady will quickly agree to date the guy. But if the guy says he is a teacher in one primary school or is still struggling to get a job, the lady will frown her face and after one week she will quit the relationship or will even not accept at all.

Hmm. To a large extent, I don't blame guys who tell lies. ladies are the reason why many guys tell lies. A guy would lie to a lady that he works in a bank just to make the lady agree to date him. But this is very wrong and very bad.

Dear ladies, do not date a guy based on his job, many working class ladies have been scammed into marriage thinking the guy is a big bachelor.

Do not date a guy because he works in a big company; and do not reject a guy because he is not working in a big company. His type of job does not matter.

What matters is the guy's loving and caring character and his kind heart. You can date a banker and this banker may be stingy and he may not take good care of you. But the guy with a menial job may take proper care of you with his little salary more than a banker. So it is not a matter of job, it is a matter of love, care and liberal heart. Date a guy for who he is and not for what he is.

Before you accept a guy based on his kind of job ask yourself;
1) what if he loses his job
2) what if he dies
3) etc
Remember that our emotions should be a function of our feeling towards the individual not towards his kind of Job

What are your opinions about this?

story for the gods. whats the diff between a girl visiting and fvcking u and having her in ur home . all na same so shut the fvck up

Quality20:
its of course very very wrong and a satanic inspiration. The manual for righteous and good conduct is d holy and divinely revealed scriptures for d guidance of mankind. But who ever decides to follow his/her whims and caprices might only enjoy for a short time but at d end of d day would be filled with nothing but regrets

my stance is that its not a must do in church

Kaycee7:
But the topic is about Christian marriage. For Christians. How it affects Christians.
Though the article itself is about reception which has little to nothing to do with the church.

am sure but not entirely sure that u aint gonna talk with me again at length having made my stance known to u.
1. once one dont believe ppls god they disdain him intantly
2. i have already said it so the tendency that u would hv disdained me is reduced
3. thats what christians do and am sure u know it (they hate a lot)

Kaycee7:
Then why interfere in the affairs of an institution you don't believe in?
Why would you be sure I'll stop speaking to you because you don't share my belief?

like i said i was once a christian. i interfered because marriage talk is not a christian thing rather it is a thing for procreation which involve human beings whether as a christian or non-christian so where it is upheld is not suppose to be compulsorily seen in light of religious belief rather family

Kaycee7:
Then why interfere in the affairs of an institution you don't believe in?
Why would you be sure I'll stop speaking to you because you don't share my belief?

am doing one and registering it with the government

Kaycee7:
Why are you doing two ceremonies? Shouldn't one be enough?

well mine is trad in-house and court registration

solasoulmusic:
Well I understand what your saying but I really depends on the couple and the size I have always wanted a small gathering and I even have a chapel in my house as well I want it very private and intimate with real friends and family and to save funds as well only 3 bridesmaids lol

i was but currently i dont believe in existence of god. but i dont tell ppl to disregard their belief. mine is straight and simple "live in peace with one another and assist ppl where u can and ask ppl when u need and hope to receive from them. i have no deity i worship because the entire stories are lies.

Am sure u will stop talking to me from now u know i dont share ur belief

Kaycee7:
Are you a Christian?

do u know the major reason why many girls remain unmarried till today? because the guys are busy either saving to meet up with the ceremonies first b4 they approach or they are hoping to get the best paying job that will sustain the currently perceived wedding ceremonies which all the girls glee for. My advise to u is, if see that young that just want only family in-house marriage rituals pls accept him and encourage him to take u to the court for registration

solasoulmusic:
I would like a white wedding but not a big one just one that all my real people can come to and celebrate with me o would appreciate it if it was same day as well for both traditional and white

whats the importance of being wedded by a minister? The last time i checked, our parents or guidance are our god on earth of which with their consent and proclamation the deal is done

Kaycee7:
I never implied anything like that. It would be a very stupid assumption. I'm only trying to clarify issues to people who claim to be Christians and yet feel they don't need to be wed by a minister of God.

that u are christian doesnt mean that ppl that dont share ur belief and marry in their own choicest way are not married na

Kaycee7:
Because I am a Christian.

Although lots of people are married in the Bible, there are no descriptions of any ceremonies. Adam and Eve are “married” simply by the fact that they are made for each other and they procreate. Jacob marries Leah by mistake, which happens not because of a disguised bride at a wedding ceremony, but because he consummates the marriage in the darkness of a tent. Jesus attends a wedding in Cana which consists of a family party, but no ceremony is described.

The only “ceremony” I can find in the Bible is Tobit 7:12-14 in which a father places the hand of his daughter in the hand of the husband, and then writes a contract.

The reason why there are no marriage ceremonies in the Bible is because marriage did not involve a ceremony. Marriage in the Bible simply consists of a man and woman, with the consent of the woman’s father or guardian, living together and attempting procreation.

No vows, no priest, no ritual, no prayer, no pronouncement, no license, no registration.

This is quite different from how we define and enact marriage today.

Today, for a marriage to be “real” it must be legal; in other words, it must be recognized by the laws of the state and registered with the state.

Also, for many Christians, a marriage is not a “Christian marriage” unless it is officiated by a credentialed minister who makes a verbal pronouncement, preferably in the presence of the congregation.

But these are all recent innovations. For most of human history, marriage has simply been an agreement, recognized or arranged by the immediate families, for a man and woman to live together.

Marriage as a legal institution, and as a religious ceremony, began as a result of the Reformation.

Beginning in the Middle Ages, churches kept records of who was married to whom. But Luther viewed marriage as a “worldly matter,” and so he turned over the recording of marriages to the state.

Calvin believed that for a marriage to be valid it needed to be both recorded by the state and officiated by the church.

The Catholic Church did not require marriages to be officiated by a priest until 1563, and the Anglican Church did not get around to making this requirement until 1753.

So for the past five hundred years there have been, in the European tradition, three kinds of marriage: legal, religious, and social. But social marriage, strictly speaking, is the most biblical.

What would happen if the church today were to once again recognize social marriage?

It would mean that couples living together, particularly those raising children, could be treated as married even if they are not legally married or have not undergone any kind of religious ritual.

Indeed, during most of history, society as well as the church would have regarded such couples as married. Since a growing number of couples today are choosing to live together and raise children without a ceremony or legal license, it may be advantageous for the church to look more kindly and inclusively upon them.

Otherwise, we will alienate these couples and they will not benefit from the guidance and support of the church.

This does not mean the church should stop advocating for religious ceremonies and legalized marriages. These innovations have important purposes.( Note Important purpose doesn't mean u must wed in church for it to be recognized)

A public ceremony that includes vows and prayers makes the couple’s commitment to each other clear, links the couple’s love to the sacred story of God’s love, and gives the community and congregation an explicitly supportive role in helping to maintain the marriage. (reason being that the story of God existence instill decency in them)

A legally recognized marriage gives the couple various rights and benefits, provides additional stability to the relationship, and protects both spouses and children in case of divorce. (My choice of marriage)

The church supports marriage and family the best, I think, when it recognizes that couples who intend to share their lives together represent a type of marriage.

I do not know why an increasing number of couples in our society are choosing not to legally marry, but we are doing them no good by rejecting them.

Let us instead welcome them, treat them as if they were married, and advocate for the benefits of public religious ritual and legal status.