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PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye Shows Harley-Davidson Bike & Eats Fufu With Other People(pix) by Ewatomi26(f): 7:43pm On May 04, 2016
What makes the people eating fufu, poor... Nawa ooo
RomanceRe: Your Womancrushwednesday by Ewatomi26(op): 11:12am On May 04, 2016
PoseidonTrident:
Lol, I've been there, it's deeper. I don't have an NL crush. e-crushing has never been my thing.
Okay... Not even one... I see bro
RomanceRe: Your Womancrushwednesday by Ewatomi26(op): 10:52am On May 04, 2016
ehix89:
you ain't bad for a start,your smile is infectious btw dark ladies are my fantasy.
Thanks dear
RomanceRe: Your Womancrushwednesday by Ewatomi26(op): 10:48am On May 04, 2016
PoseidonTrident:
Keep crushing while others date your crush. I just dy wonder who start this WCW madness undecided
Crushing on someone does not necessary mean you have to date them, bro... It just means you admire their personality... So don't be shy, tell us who she is
RomanceRe: Your Womancrushwednesday by Ewatomi26(op): 10:44am On May 04, 2016
possibilita:
3 crushs






1.Celine Dion








2.Rihana










3.Nicki Minaj.
They should be nairalanders, bro... Don't tell me there is none o, because you guys keep sending DMs to them.
RomanceYour Womancrushwednesday by Ewatomi26(op): 7:56am On May 04, 2016
Its wednesday, and its going to be about the female of this land being appreciated, despite the skin colour, body size or tribe... So guys come in here and tell us, who your WCW, is... She has to be a nairalander... Let the prophet be appreciated her own home... So Let The Drums Roll.
HealthRe: Top 10 Fertility Myths Debunked by Ewatomi26(f): 11:14pm On May 03, 2016
Nice one Op

The last one, pisses me off, when I hear men blame their wives, for not being able to conceive... And the poor woman would start running from pillar to post and then fall victim to fake prophets and Alfas
PoliticsRe: Arase Launches Police SPY Uniform (photos) by Ewatomi26(f): 8:20pm On May 03, 2016
Why is the word SPY, if they would have to wear a uniform... I tire for this IG of police ooo...

See as they all carry load for front, like pregnant women... Spy police or Shy police
FashionRe: Every Slim Nigerian Girl Will Relate To These Problems by Ewatomi26(f): 3:50pm On May 03, 2016
My bestie, is always scared of raining season... And if we are out, and its gets windy, she is always being lifted off the ground, but I always get her covered ... I love my smallie any day, any time
FamilyRe: Freeman David, A Nairalander Is Dead! by Ewatomi26(f): 8:54am On May 02, 2016
Rest On Freeman Dave...
CelebritiesRe: Odunlade Adekola, Adekunle Gold And Seyi Law Arrives In Dublin by Ewatomi26(f): 11:54am On Apr 30, 2016
Anytime, I see Adekunle Gold, I can't help but smile he makes me proud as an African...

He is always slaying in adire outfits
RomanceRe: Nigerian Gives UK Babe N14,500 For Having A Beautiful Smile (photo) by Ewatomi26(f): 11:47am On Apr 30, 2016
:DI haff come and vex now oooo, all this guys would be telling me "you have a beautiful smile, your smile is cute" without dropping anything... Don't like my smile without doing the needful... I have said my own ooo
FamilyRe: 17 Pictures That Will Only Make Sense To People Who Grew Up In Nigeria by Ewatomi26(f): 11:08am On Apr 30, 2016
prettysolid:
Good old days of voltron force and tales by moonlight.
Today is just a lazy and boring one for me,any capable nairalander willing to take me out and spoil me silly without expecting anything in return. And please I don't do taxis or scrap cars
Lolzzz... You sure, you really want to go out??

Well tag me along ooo
RomanceRe: Why Most Slim Girls Will Always Remain Single!!!! UPDATED by Ewatomi26(f): 10:43pm On Apr 29, 2016
bardella1:
wish dat was tru
Btwn do u follow ur slim frnds to d bed grin
If you are in my clique, or have the type of girlfriends that I keep. You won't have to follow them to bed before you know their skills... We know because we tell.
CelebritiesRe: 31 Pics Of Seriously Crazy Signs. Have A Good Laugh by Ewatomi26(f): 7:50pm On Apr 29, 2016
Lolzzz...

Do dumb people live in those countryhuh, then and only then, would I fear for the country.

crazy notice every where.
RomanceRe: Why Most Slim Girls Will Always Remain Single!!!! UPDATED by Ewatomi26(f): 7:24pm On Apr 29, 2016
bardella1:
Every one is unique in deir own ways

Fat gurls tho
u just be on top dem nd be floating
U can't even raise their thighs dats heavy work on its own tongue
Nd so on grin
Your opinion, no doubt...
But being fat does not stop a lady's expertise on bed, its called laziness, when a lady can't be flexible on bed... I have slim friends who are very lazy on bed, and I have chubby friends who would give any guy, a swell time on bed..

Take note...
CelebritiesRe: omg!!!!! Wizkid Is Wicked O, See How He Blasted Tiwa Savage And Dr Sid by Ewatomi26(f): 6:32pm On Apr 29, 2016
It can't possibly be wihzkid
RomanceRe: This Is Why I And My Boyfriend Cannot Breakup!!(pictures) 18+ by Ewatomi26(f): 6:15pm On Apr 29, 2016
I got lost in the middle of it, and I can't seem to find my way back...

Am I meant to cry somewhere or wishhuh
CelebritiesRe: AliBaba Indirectly Weighs On Tiwa & Teebillz Saga? by Ewatomi26(f): 2:24pm On Apr 29, 2016
If I say, I understand, am lying....
Can I get a better interpretation of the writeuphuh
CelebritiesRe: My Look If I Were A Man - Toolz by Ewatomi26(f): 10:15am On Apr 29, 2016
Now, I don't get...

What going to be hot about her being a boy? The hair, beards, boobs, or curves ?

A kind fellow should help me out....
RomanceRe: When A Girl Keeps Changing Boyfriends Like Clothes by Ewatomi26(f): 9:35am On Apr 29, 2016
My question to the Op, Do you have a girlfriend? Or have you ever heard sexual relationship with any girl?


If you give me answers to this questions, I would know what to really comment, thanks.
RomanceRe: See What This Excited Dad-to-be Did To His Wife's Baby Bump..soo Cute by Ewatomi26(f): 12:59am On Apr 29, 2016
So adorable...
This one na real joy of fatherhood..
RomanceRe: If You See This At Your First Visit? Photos by Ewatomi26(f): 12:39am On Apr 29, 2016
Vacating the premises, would be as important as air...
Abort... Abort.. Abort. To whatever mission, I was planning to accomplish..
RomanceRe: Lies Some Women Tell To Get Money From Men by Ewatomi26(f): 10:49pm On Apr 28, 2016
Lovely writeup, can't stop smiling at each of your points, because you are so on point dear...


Am so so guilty... I hope he doesn't open this thread, like baba segun oo... Lolzzzzz
CelebritiesRe: Agbani Darego Stunning In Lanre Da Silva (photos) by Ewatomi26(f): 9:54pm On Apr 23, 2016
Beautiful lady...

But there is something about that eyebrow of her's, can't seem to figure it out...
CelebritiesRe: Toolz Smoked Like A Chimney In Night Club Yesterday (photos) by Ewatomi26(f): 9:03pm On Apr 23, 2016
There are certain behaviors expected of a LADY, in public places, siting manners, standing posture, tables manners, talking manners, and so on. But that doesn't mean we don't break those manners in our closet..

Prince william wife, won't do such a thing in public, even if she does it in her closet... Ladies let always bring out the Queen in us, at all times.. Celeb or not
CelebritiesRe: Toolz Smoked Like A Chimney In Night Club Yesterday (photos) by Ewatomi26(f): 9:02pm On Apr 23, 2016
There are certain behaviors expected of a LADY, in public places, siting manners, standing posture, tables manners, talking manners, and so on. But that doesn't mean they don't break those manners in their closet..

Prince william wife, won't do such a thing in public, even if she does it in her closet... Ladies let always bring out the Queen in us, at all times.. Celeb or not
RomanceRe: Dangerous Mistakes Most Guys Make About Women by Ewatomi26(f): 8:43pm On Apr 21, 2016
Ehn ehn, see this Op o. You want to spoil the show abi...

Abeg don't listen to the Op oo, what concerns the Op...

Back to the prospective toasters, please continue trying to buy our attention with food and money ooo...

You are buying the attention of our prayers, Please who doesn't love prayers??

Please Skip that part when reading this thread. Thank you
RomanceRe: If Mountain Doesn't Go To Muhammed, Muhammed Should Go To The Mountain!! (pic) by Ewatomi26(f): 7:39pm On Apr 19, 2016
Ehn ehn

Shey na like this e go dey dey!!!

I like it this way, you would now know that we ladies have the baddest pickup lines...

Wait ooo am coming to toast you.
PhonesRe: Here's The 5 Apps You Should Remove Right Now From Your Smartphone by Ewatomi26(f): 7:07pm On Apr 19, 2016
Thanks Op, would make sure I don't install all of the above when I get a smartphone...

For now I don't know what you are talking about, don't you have advice for we with smartGSM
CelebritiesRe: Natural Hair Battle- Uche Jombo,omoni Oboli & Chioma Akpotha by Ewatomi26(f): 9:00pm On Apr 18, 2016
Three Beautiful women, rocking their natural hair... I forgot to mention their pretty smiles too
RomanceRe: Check Out What A Lady Wore To A Party ( Picture) by Ewatomi26(f): 8:30am On Apr 18, 2016
Am lost right now, where is the head and the tail of that clothing?

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