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Guruz in da house..
Here's a challenge 4 u guys..
My bros bought D3 oo.. him no creat gmail account and he cum dey lock him fone wit pattern.. na him friend go draw wrong pattern exceed d number of tymz given..
Naw he's required to unlock wit gmail acc and passwrd(wich he doesnt ve) and him data even dey off..
Una see hw d mata dey go so??
Summary:
1. He aint got a gmail acc to unlock..
2. Even if i wanted to use my gmail since non has bin created on his device his data is off,so no connection..
3.we don rmove ba3 and sim restart still e no work..
4. We dey reason to flash d fone..
5. Una claim say una b gurus..
6. Oya mek una show us hw we go tek unlock dat fone witout flashing..hehehe

Oya wey dem??
Cus me na to nak dat fone 4 ground b d nxt tin by den i cum knw inside me and tecno who get sense pass

Politrickz....

lacosteIII: https://www.dropbox.com/s/0box5q1ellhtons/Desktop.zip

Downloaded.. do i nid to ask wat nxt?

byvan: So being broke equals to an Ideal man,being rich equals to a jerk,i hear you

Ure responsible for wat u understand..

As a woman, Stupidity is when you sitback
crosslegged and search for an already made man.
Incase you don't know, every already made man
out there, has a woman who has been with him
from when he had only a pair of shorts and a single
shirt. That's why majority of well to do men, usually make you nothing but a sextoy, for you mean
absolutely nothing to them. He might cheat on her
with you, but truth is, he'l never leave her for
you. . . .If you are guilty of hunting for an already
made man, then i tell you, my dear you are such a
cow, you actually need horns. When good healthy brains settles, yours floats! That man who is head over heels inlove with you
right now and you are taking for granted this
minute:::::
He may not own a car.He may not earn a lot of
money.
He may not live in a posh estate. He may not be able to shower you with gifts all the
time.
He may not have a great job.
But its enough to know you are the only one he
craves for and loves unconditionally.. .. ..IF
He has a heart of gold.He is Honest. He is very hardworking.He is humble.
He keeps that smile on your face.He talks to you
everyday.
He actually listens to you.He tolerates you when
you're moody.
His family knows you.He tells you your beautiful all the time.
He sees you every chance he gets.
He appreciates the tiniest things you do.
He is there when you need him.He Respects you. He
is proud you are his and likes showing you off.
And he treats you like a queen. . . .my dear you are indeed lucky to have him. He may not have it all now, but one day he will...
He may not be living his dream now, but one day
he will..
And as He pictures all this..He pictures You.
Ladies, there's no perfect man on earth, never you
forget this fact. Learn to appreciate that man in your life who strives to be all you need. That man who
promises you nothing but tries his utmost best to
give you everything. #enoughsaid#

lacosteIII:

subscribe for 1,500 naira own...send "BBM" to 21600...both are unlimited but the speed of the 1,500 own is more faster than the 1,000 naira own...its your choice though;;;....enjoy

subscribe for 1,500 naira own...send "BBM" to 21600...both are unlimited but the speed of the 1,500 own is more faster than the 1,000 naira own...its your choice though;;;....enjoy

bros ya head still dey ur neck...
ur teeth koret...
mtn?? dier grand father left back!!
so after i subscribe am, no nid 4 2h to 131
abi?

@9free ur mata still dey my table, u dey form
paparazi 4 tompolo boys abi?
kari ur kala wait 4 us..

Nascimento: Akpos

bros hw ur mata be?
u get ghana eskey mek we dey roll dey go?

[quote author=lacosteIII]

subscribe for 1,500 naira own...send "BBM" to 21600...both are unlimited but the speed of the 1,500 own is more faster than the 1,000 naira own...its your choice though;;;....

bros ya head still dey ur neck...
ur teeth koret...
mtn?? dier grand father left back!!
so after i subscribe am, no nid 4 2h to 131 abi?

@9free ur mata still dey my table, u dey form paparazi 4 tompolo boys abi?
kari ur kala wait 4 us..

Sylvekzee: Did you subscribe to MTN BIS first? Cos u need to.

shuuu!! me wey don dey sunscribe MTN BIS since june last year... na just last 2months wey i neva subscribe cus airtel gimme 3gb free to expire sunday 20th and me don exhaust am finish 4 dis tekeno andriod wey dey swt me pass wen i dey spy my neighbor wey dey Bleep...
mek i still subscribe again??
1k own abi 1.5k own??
oghene biko!!!

bros dem...
una talent raw pass skin 2 skin...
egg don break karnel stone don dey fear...
naw see hw d mata be,dis ehm mtn unlimited wey una dey yan so abeg hw dem dey tek do am??
e don Chop my 250 tire,som say i go dey mtnpulse,som say i go remove sim card same nxt day b4 d tym i do am dey reach...
me don tire ooo..
mek sombody wey get church mind help dis warri boy abeg..
God go couple ur mata 4u. tanx!

LEGEND7466: Guy don't dull....Dats what am playing on ma phone. It's worth it.

i don download d two oo
165mb game cache file na zip..
so wats next?? b4 i go install d *apk

LEGEND7466: Yes download both. Goodluck!

jeez...
e too big 4 dis my n3 wey i dey kari lyk egg..
i dey fear mek e no bring out smoke oo. hmm

bola4love: go download am from andriod.mob.org and na 2 file u see for u go download and copy it to adriod/obb

bros e dey 2 for dere oo..
d *apk own wit 29mb and
d game cache wit 165mb...
na d 2 i go download?

bros dem....
since 3weeks naw wey i download pes2012 e neva gree pass dat stage wey require additional data to install with wifi or 3g/edge/gprs..
the wifi networks wey dey my area are all secured with password...
my airtel 3g na bomb,it browse faster dan google search engine...
naw can som1 gimme 1 reason why i no fit play pes2012 4 my n3..
cus na 1 of d tins wey pepeli my brain to dump my ex(bold2) for n3 oooo..

Hayordejee: http://www.apkmania.co/2012/05/pes-2012-pro-evolution-soccer-v105-apk.html

bros ya head dey ya neck..
bros i say ya teeth koret..
dier father!!

mek person drop beta link wey i go use download pes2012 abeg.. dier father!!

am in..
just hook up wit tecno n3 3days ago for a long term relationship and all i cud say to my ex(bold3) is "u aint gud enough"...
naw wats all dis "rooting" stuff all about?
can som1 help??

NDA short-service straight away... Navy wing!! Dier father!!

valigil: i just recieved the sms, pls i would like the exxon past questiond thanks email: wizbundle@gmail.com

check ur email 4 questions.. Wish u success come saturday! We go chop d oil money! Dier father!!

Received mine too.. Choosed uyo as my center. Go and study GMAT(general method aptitude test) it will help. they re gona giv us questions on general knowledge(grammar,verbal,comprehension.60questions dey say dis section kari's), quantitative reasoning,numeric reasoning,diagrammatic reasoning and questions concernin ur course of study. Might uplaod som of their past questions here in pdf format mayb 2nyt or 2mao mornin! Wish u all success on saturday 2nd march
!

SCHOOL: A place where Papa pays
and Son plays.
STUDENT: someone who knows
little of everything.
PROFESSOR: someone that knows a
lot about so little.
LECTURE: An art of transferring
information from the notes of the
Lecturer to the notes of the
students without passing through
"the minds of either".
LIFE INSURANCE: A contract that
keeps you poor all your life so
that you can die Rich.
NURSE: A person who wakes u
up to give you sleeping pills.
MARRIAGE: It's an agreement in
which a man loses his bachelor
degree and a woman gains her
masters.
DIVORCE: Future tense of
Marriage.
CONFERENCE: The confusion of one
man multiplied by the number present.
HOUSE OF REPS. : A place
where everybody talks, nobody listens
and everybody disagrees later on.
COMPROMISE : The art of
dividing a cake in such a way that
everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
DICTIONARY : A place where
success comes before work.
FATHER: A banker provided by
nature.
CRIMINAL: A guy not different
from the rest....except that he got caught.
BOSS: Someone who is early when you are late
and late when you are early.
POLITICIAN : One who shakes
your hand before elections and your
Confidence after.
DOCTOR : A person who kills
your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
SMILE : A curve that can set a lot
of things straight.
OFFICE: A place where you can
relax after your strenuous home life.
YAWN: The only time some married men
ever get to open their mouth.
COMMITTEE: Individuals who can
do nothing individually and sit to
decide that nothing can be done
together.
EXPERIENCE: The name men give
to their mistakes.
E.T.C .: A sign to make others
believe that you know more than you
actually do.

....or she wont be with you in 2014!!

Also need the NEBOSH IGC material too... Austino4life@gmail.com. thanks!

AKPORS AND EKAITTE - EARLY MORNING FIGHT
(How the fight started)
Akpors: "Baby, I'm gonna tell you a story with 4 parts. Remember that, 4 parts!"
Ekaitte: "Alright love.."
Akpors: "Okay, i'm gonna start with part 1..
There was a husband and a wife, they were driving to a campsite when they came upon a split road.
The husband says "let's take the left one."
The wife says "I think we should take the right road."
Then the husband slaps the wife across the face " who's driving, me or you?!" and they take the left path."
Ekaitte: "Hahahahahahaha ­­haha"
Akpors: "Now i'm gonna tell you part 2..
Once they get to the campsite the husband goes fishing so his wife can cook their dinner.
He comes back and the wife says"good now I can cook fish soup for us to eat!"
The husband says "but I wanna eat fried fish"
The wife slaps the husband across the face and says "who's cooking me or you?!" and they end up drinking fish soup.
Ekaitte: "Oh crap!" lmao
Akpors: "Now I'm gonna tell you part 4"
Ekaitte: "What about part 3?!"
Akpors: [Landed Ekaitte hot slap across the face] who's telling the story me or you!!
(I'll update u as soon as I'm able to separate the fight)

bunmioguns: @OP. .

Good: you av access to open a thread here

Worse: your thread no even make sense

Bad: u gat no sense of humor

I don work 1 full month finish, naw wey i wan kolet my salary on 24th(monday) nah u dey tel me say world go end on saturday. Ótùocha!! Ooops!! E no fit work! Dem dey craze wel wel!

Good: Your hubby and you agree,no more kids
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills
Worse: Your daughter borrowed them
Good: Your son studies a lot in his room
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there
Worse: You're in them
Good: Your husband understands fashion
Bad: He's a cross dresser
Worse: He looks better than you
Good: Your son`s finally maturing
Bad: He`s involved with the woman next door
Worse: So are you
Good: You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter
Bad: She keeps interrupting
Worse: With corrections
Good: Your wife`s not talking to you
Bad: She wants a divorce
Worse: She's a lawyer
Good: You get into bed, and she's feeling Hot tonight.
Bad: You are drunk, and are feeling tired.
Worse: You forgot her mother is staying over, and you`ve entered the wrong room.

jhydebaba: To me, there is no difference between a girl n a woman. All that is important is the fact that both have pot I can pour my hot juice.

lol.. U kiddin me ryt? Hot juice indeed!

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN A GIRL AND A WOMAN:
»A Girl searches for a rich man
»A Woman searches for a caring and loving
man
»A Girls envies those who move ahead and
hate the players
»A Woman shares their knowledge and help
others move ahead by not hating the players
but teaching them the rules to the game.
»A Girl measures her man's worth by the
weight of his pocket.
»A Woman measures her man's worth by his
level of Wisdom and the fear of God, and how
disciplined he can be towards his finances.
»A Girl breaks up with silly excuses
»A Woman has endurance, knowing that
everything happens for a reason
»A Girl thinks about present
»A Woman thinks about the future of you and
herself
»A Girl loves to have many guys going after
her
»A Woman knows the law of demand
(Cheap things have high purchasers)
»A Girl takes relationship affairs outside
»A Woman solves the problems within herself
and her partner
»A Girl demands for money to buy make-Ups
» A Woman demand for money to fulfill her
plans
»A Girl gets hurt by one man and makes all
other men pay for it.
»A Woman knows that, that was just ONE
man.
»A girl is "learning"...A woman"knows"
»A Girl will read this and get an attitude.
»A REAL WOMAN will read this and pass it to other
women
And
A real man will drop a comment; Hapi Xmaz In Advance! Itz 10days away!

Pretenderz!!! So cheap, cuz dey're fake.