@every1
i must indeed say this banking job of ours is really demanding,but we have no choice,either ur employed or not.
but wait dat doent mean we should kill ourself just because we are trying to make profit for a boss or company.
honestly over here @ access,e no easy atall especially when ur handling a big conglomerate like DANGOTE INDUSTRIES.

@EVERYONE,
well av taken pains 2 read what y'all av said.and i perfectly understand d poster from his point of view.but i want to ask y'all a question;WHAT IS LOVE?

love to me,is FINDING D IMPERFECT PERSON PERFECT!

so if this my little definition goes down well with y'all.then i think d poster should give her a second chance,she deserves it.

for her 2 still stick 2 u,even when she knows she's older proofs 2 us that she respects ur decision,sees u as d boss all d time and loves u very muchand she's ready to be submissive evn in wedlock.

my mum of blessed memory was older than my dad,but i swear i never saw it in her 4 a second.she got 2 tell me few months before she died.i honestly enjoyed their union especially the mutual respect they have for each other and that was because ,apart from love,God was always in their centre of affairs,which is very important in a marital life.

so my dear poster,go get ur girl back and make her feel secured with u k?

all da best bro,

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FOR ALL THAT WANT TO KNOW A LITTLE ABOUT WHO THEY ARE:

Jan
     
Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth.
Stubborn. Repost this in 5 mins and you will meet someone new in 8 days that will perfectly balance your personality





think i love this part.
well i was born on jan22,so if u match me ,lets hook up


@poster
pls wud really love to know more about myself i mean the aquarians.

@poster
my dear,am a living testimony to the schimmy activities of globaldrilloil and gas.
i wrote the exam january this year after paying for it last year november.
infact i read the materials sent 2 me and no juju would have stoped from passing
at the end of the day,the result was sent to my box and they said im got 46% out of the cut off which was
50%.if u see the exam ,any mumu wud have scored over the cut off.i called them and complained that my result should be re-marked.but they started jodging me.
seriously these guys are fake.pls visit their sites @ www.globaldrill 1sta.com
and take a look.
my blif is that the qatarn govt might have an agent in nig that recruits pple 4 them but our pple will go behind ,collect bribe from pple who are desperate and give a little slot 4 others.
am seriously thinking of reporting them 2 efcc for scrutiny or what do u think?

there is notin impossible to get in naija.
infact a younger broda 2 my pal got a girl pregnant and its just about
a month old and she really wanna get it out.
any workable help is welcomed a functional pill she can take
since the stuff is still fresh,

HELLO LANDERS,
2WKS AGO I POSTED THIS PARTICULAR TOPIC AND You GUYZ REALLY GAVE ME YOUR SHOULDERS 2 LEAN ON.
WANNA TELL You GUYZ THAT HER BIRTHDAY WAS LAST SATURDAY AND GOSHHH///,I BLEW HER MIND OUT.I GOT
2 HER SKOOL WITHOUT TELLING HER,SHE ALMOST FAINTED WHEN I TOLD HER I WAS OUTSIDE OF HER HOSTEL,
THEN I TOOK HER OUT INCLUDING 2 OF HER PALS(THIS WAS FRIDAY NITE).
THEN ON SATURDAY I SUPRISED HER WITH SOMETHING SHAE HAS ALWAYS LONGEE 2 HAVE,THEN I TOOK HER OUT ON A CANDLE LITE DINNER JUST 2 TWO.GOSH SHE WAS IN TEARS.THEN WE CAPPED IT UP BY SPENDING THE EVENING 2GETHER WHERE I MADE HER FALL 2 G GROUND WITH TEARS  WITH ANOTHER ROUND OF GIFTS.WE WERE 2GETHER TILL DAWN[don't ask me what follwed notin actually did }
I LOVE HER SO MUCH AND SHE CRAZY ABOUT ME.
THANKS LANDERS,You GUYZ MADE IT POSSIBLE.
Ewons@accessbankplc.com

Re:hello,
please if u are a memeber of the church of christ and u are a lander like me,
please indicate and lets discuss.
am EWONS DARLYNTON,church of christ uselu,benin-city,currently serving in kogi state.
would love to meet my fellow brethren,thanks,

onyeka_ng:

Hey all

i dnt think d financial aspect is d most important tin here, n tank God d lady in question is nt d demanding type.

@ Poster

if you're d workaholic type jus take that day off n b wit her lik NEVER before, giv her all d attn n love on that day,i can assure u, she will never forget that day,because we ladies love soooooooooooo much attention n 2 know that we r loved and cared 4.really in my opinion i dnt think its about u buyin all d gifts in world,bt am nt sayin u cnt get her a thing or 2.

onyeka,thanks 4 ur suggestion,its almost exacty what i have in mind.my baby loves been attended to so much.and i think i know what to do on this note.ur a darlyn.

HEy guyz,
am serious here.u guyz should suggest something nice.pls dont make me feel i made a mistake by telling u guz a piece of my mind

What Do I Get 4 Her On Her Birthday////please Help

Hey landers, my girlfriend's birthday is exactly 2 weeks away and I honestly don't know what to get for her.
She is not the demanding type and that one of the things that makes me trip for her.

I really need your opinion and even good stuffs I can get for her. Thanks guys.

HELLO NEOTENY,
just wanna specially thank u 4 ur solution on re-formatting phones.
BOY d stuff worked 4 my send-x just like that.my set is now back 2 life.
and guess what,my baby'S PIX is now gracing the front of my screen.(laughs)
thanks 2 u.
ciao-ciao

hey babalola,
thanks so much dude.u dont know what uve done 4 me.though am yet to try it cos i just got ur reply.but anyhow,thanks.
if it works out,i'll let u know.ciao-ciao,
EWONS DE PRINCE/////

hello folks,
well i think the on going reforms in our currency is what i would term RE-DIGITALIZATION and not naira revaluation cos its not goin to make our naira come any close to the dollar.
i think what the gov should relly focus on now is mass orientation and re-orientation because it will b difficult for a market woman to accept and bring down the price of her commodity from N10 to 10kobo.e go hard well,well.
the truth is most nigerians are illetrate.
katch ya folks, darlynton ewons

helo doll,
thank God 4 u and ur hubby,
the site u gave doesn't exist am sorry to say.
pls fill us in on the correct site,abi u know wan spread
the good news proper

bros ade,
i just sent my resume 2 ur addy just now.
God bless u as help others.
thanks.
EWONS,

hey folks,may hey now.

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[i]HOW CAN ONE RE-FORMAT A PHONE/URGENT HELP FOLKS.
hello house pls ai need ur help concerning my set.its really misbehaving
and av been adviced to flash it(sendo-x).
i know it can be done manually but i dont know how.
i dont have money 2 buy a new phone now .so abeg make una help me
keep d one wey i dey use now alife atleast 4 now.thanks folks.
EWONS DE PRINCE,

hello house,
pls can anyone tell me about the pay package of oceanic bank.
wud be most grateful.thanks y'all.

[i]dear orji,dont b scared.alot of graduate like u signed it and moved on.2day they are gainfully employed.atleast there must be sum1 who can stand 4 u.i myself got skeptical of d stuff but wetin man go do.hoddles are meant 4 man to overcome and i know u will overcome it.am in access bank here in kogi state now though am still serving,
so my dude,give it a try.God is with u.peace///////////[color=#990000][/color]

dont mind them.the new intakes they absorbed since march are still around waiting to be called up how much more u.
i wud advice u start applying elsewhere pending when they call u.afterall there are better paying banks around like access bk.ciao-ciao

WOWWWW//// i thought i was d only one dat got the message on my e-mail dis morning.
sexyseula,just be urself o.k.i might see u there @ abuja but mine is slated for 12pm.
as 4 me is just gonna be like a normal entry level exam.just be up to date in current affairs and try ur hands in a little bit of general mathematics.by God"s grace,we wud make it.ciao-ciao[color=#990000][/color]