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Firstimer:
Lol, he's left finally.

Finally a breath of fresh air.

rosety:
I worked with a client last year to do this. He took her out to see a movie while we set things up at his place. So when they get back, she sees the trail of rose petals lead all the way to a bed of roses and diamond lights with the ring on it. The bottle of champagne is for the celebration afterwards.

That's lovely.

Happy Victoria Day?

Obinovictor:
One answer...#GRACE!

Yeah Grace. Very true.

I perfectly understand OP.

There's this 70+ Spanish man I always run into at my workplace cafeteria .... This man will bow for me like Chinese do and call me Ma'am when it's obvious I'm his daughter's age mate.

Got a chance to finally sit and chat with him over lunch , one afternoon .. His response made me call my Dad that night.
He said " ma'am your Aura fills up the space, I can't help but acknowledge that everytime I see you"... That's some deep spiritual shait right there

You can only force/drag a camel against his plight to the river, girl don't you dare force him to drink water if you don't want palava.

The man in question perfectly understands what he's getting himself into. Afteral he's an adult. There's only this much his wife can do besides talking to him.

Either he backs off now ( no more carpooling) or they sleep together till e clear for their eyes.

So my dear Firstimer, that's all I have to say. how's our little treasure doing? First birthday knocking eh. Curious to know what your funny BIL is up to now . God bless your home jare.

Ceeesaw:
My dear.. women get pretty defensive when ever the issue of child neglect is brought up. I understand its a touchy topic. Everybody wants to claim super mum.
Am a super mummy too

wow ... In 2015?

Yadayada

Op and bygala's posts , I very much agree with. All of 'em

Another one is Respect, that's the number one factor we mostly crave in marriages.
Spouses will go an extra mile for each other provided they're respected. I treat my husband like a king, I mostly leave our friend jaw hanging when they witness the star treatment he gets from me. And guess what, I'm treated same way too. Yoruba adage says'inu didun lon mori yiya'.

Outsiders (inlaws ,friends) will emulate your better half's representation of you.



Ceeesaw's most of it except the housewifery championing and Career women beat down part.

Moana.. I very much agree with all your posts, another one from me will be a repetition. Go girl. I love your spirit.

I worked approx. 60hrs last week alone, and my kids are pros in their individual sports , one Spelling bee champion and a proud mom of a gifted child. I don't think IF my busy schedule had a bad effect on them , they'll turn out this way-Great.

Championing lazy bones is not a way to go ... Let women stop using their kids as a lame excuse to watch Telemondo

#Going to church then to Chucky cheese , Ciao!

Lord I give you praise. Thank you.

boluyongp:
why should a woman want to hear a person crawl and beg and whine? that's wickedness, lack of genuine feelings, childishness and very low self-esteem. If someone needs to come down for you to feel on top, meen there's a need for a total esteem overhaul. I think I know girls like you. Bless your heart dear

You don't know a quarter of how womens' scheming works... Men are the most gullible creature to handle , no offence

I'll take the bold^^ in your comment as a compliment. Happy Sunday

hotgunz:
egocentric s worrying u, u wan to b d boss, y didn't make him beg b4 sex when courtin cos u tot u might loss him den..... Keep it up if he s nt compliantin means ur househelp s really helpin u.

Before nko? I am the boss. Complaining about what? He's a big boy and Too bad we don't have a house help I'm very good at cleaning and cooking like a piece of cake. No wahala.

chris4gold:
Thanks, I wouldn't admit it's a problem in as much it can be work on. Your advice has been noted.

Noted? That's your only solution so Get on it asap and stop complaining.

doyinbaby:
. Ha ha ha ha

Very funny

IamLEGEND1:
diz is naija, we dont do hip replacements and nursing homes.


as for u getting off seeing ur partner beg and plead his way into ur pänts.......

hmmmmmmmm......
while men cheat a lot(a trait thatat is biologically in place from the very beginning)


people ignore the effort some men put into trying to stay faithful to u.
So making him grovel is just making it easier for him to do away with any ethics he had, and believe me, they crumble pretty fast.

Sorry but Your post is a joke. I said once a while, it spices up marriage.

A cheat will cheat regardless. That's why you see spouses commit murder these days. A cheat will still cheat after everyday knacking at home.

That's another topic for another day.

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hotgunz:
The wan their hubby to b begger, bt sharp men knws d solution

And that is ?

I weep for yall future... Most of you will end up alone in hospice/nursing homes (after hip replacement ) in your last days without any woman to wipe your bums. That is when you'll understand the benefit of swallowing your ego once a while.

Yes I enjoy to hear him whine & beg coz it turns me on.

Dabbling

Lactic

edwife:
And i thought it was some kind of soap opera or one of those tv series...

Glad I'm not the only one

tearoses:
Its a chanel on gotv or is is DSTV? one or both of the two sha
It has a lot of Spanish soaps

owkay

Spanish soaps? So Nigerians watch the closed captioned version or hearing impaired version ? That'll be tough.

Please explain

What is Telemondo?

feran14:
the farting, he could be lactose intolerant...

the urinating, no idea

Mmm could be true but lactose intolerant symptom is mostly 'runs' (loose stools).

@frequent farting , Empty your bowel every morning and before bedtime. It reduces excessive gas production & helps to regulate your digestive system.

@Peeing... Any burning symptoms when you pee? If so then could be UTI ( urinary tract infection), so seeing a family doc will be the best option.

Hahahaha see gobe

Thank God for fingerprint ... Take it back to the high commission and you'll be reissued another visa asap. But ofcourse it'll cost you extra charges; Another visa fee, transit visa , and flight ticket deferment. That kid sef Na waya oh.

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Thank you Lord.

Ambrose is a human name, does that apply in this game?

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