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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Massive Recruitment At Michael Okpara University Of Agriculture, Umudike by excel001(m): 8:31pm On Jan 24, 2015
Wuuworld:
when was the last time u took ur medications?....u need to be operate on.....who told u am from uniben?......chaaii!!!,this guy have gone mad again!!!
I was referring to the uniben graduate, you sound like someone who never saw the wall of any higher institution

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Massive Recruitment At Michael Okpara University Of Agriculture, Umudike by excel001(m): 8:29pm On Jan 24, 2015
ifyonuoha:
One tin in nigeria is dat the school you attended or u r attending does not matter.... I am civil engineering student at MOUAU and my uncle is a senior surveyor at julius berger and a friend with the minster of works in nigeria..... a first class civil engineering student from UI, FUTA, FUTO, FUTminna, UNILORIN etc may find it difficult to get the least of jobs at julius berger but my case is just to finish my studies , even with a pass, am still dia........its just like buhari who doesn't have a legitimate certificate contesting with goodluck jonathan whose certificates are authentic.....so for some fools who boost of their schools, u guys still have a long way to go in life
Tell those short sighted fools, how many Uniben graduates are employed.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Massive Recruitment At Michael Okpara University Of Agriculture, Umudike by excel001(m): 10:26pm On Jan 23, 2015
Wuuworld:
Am not wrong,am referring to d school as a farm.
I was born in Benin and we came back 1993 when MKO Abiola's election was annulled (though very small then sha ) in I998 i went back to Benin to continue my schooling until i finally came back to east. u claim to be a graduate of uniben where my aunt owns a canteen, what's so special about the school that should warrant you call umudike the only university of agriculture in south east a bush? do you know the last NANS convention was held in MOUAU? you're just myopic in sight and allowing an old glory to becloud your sense of judgment.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Massive Recruitment At Michael Okpara University Of Agriculture, Umudike by excel001(m): 10:04pm On Jan 23, 2015
Am not partisan but just speaking the reality on ground, Prof. Hillary Edeoga who is a friend to GEJ is the worst thing that happened to MOUAU.This young man took over from a renowned academic giant Prof ikenna onyido just because he was a friend to the man at the top during their days at the university of portharcourt. he ascended this post despite all odds and even said the wife didn't believe he could make it in one of his inauguration speech at Pius Anyim Auditorium. This is what this imposter changed our school to.
1. School fees from 22000 to 33500 and fifty sth for year ones.
2. Acceptance fee from 8000 to 15000
3. Hostel fee from 7000 to 60000 compulsory for yr ones
4. Selling of test books which was prohibited now compulsory by most lecturers
5. everything is now online and requires scratch cards.
6. NUC accreditation from 29 to 76 (still counting) yet we've 4 pointers everywhere with empty brains because of sorting.
7. Ready to bounce on any opposition and recently threatened to nullify the admission of some year ones he couldn't give hostel who came protesting.
The MOUAU we used to be proud of, where dull brains fly to nearby schools for degree has now become a breeding ground for pinging girls and cultists. Anyway I just have few months to leave the school.

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Health / Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by excel001(m): 5:49am On Jan 22, 2015
I didn't know we've alot of irresponsible and corrupt minds in nairaland (both men and women ) since i was born I've never seen where there are so much insulting and shameful comparison between the vagina and the dick. please ladies if guys refuse to stop this contest, then you stop and behave African for once, Tufiakwa ihe ojo.

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Health / Re: How To Keep Vagina Clean And Healthy (NHS) by excel001(m): 7:46am On Jan 21, 2015
@poster.
picture of a smelling vagina or i won't believe you.
Health / Re: How To Keep Vagina Clean And Healthy (NHS) by excel001(m): 7:38am On Jan 21, 2015
wow! I didn't know that the vagina is acidic in nature, just have to be careful the way i use it this time.

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Romance / Re: Differences Between A Prostitute And A Runs Girl by excel001(m): 7:26am On Jan 17, 2015
1. Ashawo will not allow you kiss, handle her breast while digging her hole but a runs girl wouldn't mind in as much the money is there.
2. Ashawos are always hostile and ready to fight at any provocation but a runs girl can endure and pretend for the cash.
3. Most ashawo don't care if you are enjoying the sex or not, just release the load, pay and see the door.
4. A runs girl can do her runs from home in as much as she is smart, while Ashe wouldn't mind leaving her state since is a full time business.
5. Ashawo are mostly patronize by low class people, those without a home, slaves in their oga houses, while runs girls are for people that can afford it.
Politics / What Every True Nigerian Should Know. by excel001(m): 10:15am On Dec 29, 2014
Don't cast your vote 2015 on ethnicity basis!!
Don't cast your vote out of sympathy !!
Don't allow someone tell you who to vote for!!
If you are upto 18 you know the nigeria of your dream!!
The 2 major flag bearers have head this country, access their govt and follow your conscience!!
I would have preferred Sam Nda Isaiah, Adams Oshiomole or even Rabiu kwankwaso to Buhari as APC flag bearer. we have 15 contesters, Thank God we have a man like Chekwas Okorie/Bello Umar in the race, though he will not win but to satisfy my conscience I will gently vote for him, President Goodluck and General Buhari are two options that are not good enough.
please you're entitled to your own opinion.
Politics / Re: 2015 ELECTION: INEC Releases List Of Ten Presidential Candidates by excel001(m): 10:56pm On Dec 28, 2014
JackBaueress1:
I wish Chekwas Okorie the best!
Honestly because Goodluck Jonathan and general Buhari are two options that are not good enough.
Health / Re: Nigerian Hunchbacks: "People See Us As Money-making Machines" by excel001(m): 9:41pm On Dec 21, 2014
hazyfm:
Hmmmm


I thought it only happens in Nigeria home video
All the states mentioned here are yorubas state o, after they will say igbos love money pass
Politics / 2015 = The Devil Or The Deep Blue Sea by excel001(m): 11:14pm On Dec 17, 2014
PDP has really failed us both at states and federal level, I was very happy when the merger between ACN, ANPP, CPC became successful and gave birth to the only opposition party APC, all well meaning Nigerians that needed change so much craved for such an opportunity but each time i wake up and remember that the party (APC ) i want to vote for has General Buhari as it's flag bearer, I loose hope in Nigeria. I believe some people are of the same view with me and would really appreciate their comments. (not Jonathan or Buhari supporters) Do you think our votes are between the devil and the deep blue sea?
Politics / Re: Rivers PDP 'Congratulates' Amaechi For Losing APC's VP Slot. by excel001(m): 10:43pm On Dec 17, 2014
PDP has really failed us but each time i wake up and remember that the party (APC ) i want to vote for has General Buhari as it's flag bearer, I loose hope in Nigeria. believe it or leave it We're between the devil and the deep blue sea.
Politics / Re: I Didn’t Know About Stella’s Tummy Tuck That Turned Tragic – Obasanjo by excel001(m): 10:07pm On Dec 15, 2014
ayodot:
What if you knew. We done hear what's next on is book.










Enrich ur MIND
ohhhh my God can't even comprehend this bullshit
Politics / Re: Full Text Of The Acceptance Speech By General Muhammadu Buhari, GCFR by excel001(m): 5:01am On Dec 13, 2014
Right from the inception of this great party APC i know they will favour the general during the primaries. This is where APC got it wrong, Buhari and the national leaders of APC should have known Nigerians from other ethnic group see GMB as a sectional leader and bokoharam personified, this alone should have made them field a man like Sam Nda Isaiah, Gov. Rabiu Kwankwaso or Gov. Rochas Okorocha. I have always been a crusader of change, I have no respect for your ethnic background but personality which encompasses pretence, By giving Buhari the flag APC have given well meaning Nigerians like us a difficult task to convince an ordinary man/woman on the road of ABA, Onitsha, Owerri, Umuahia, Abakiliki etcetera that APC can bring the desired change to make their life better. It will only take elites like us who understand what true governance is, to know that president Goodluck Jonathan's government failed Nigerians. how many elites or enlightened Nigerians do we have today especially in south east where i came from? APC leaders forgot that this is a game of numbers and that Nigeria is too big for a region to produce it's president. I have nothing against the general (whom certainly i will vote for) but would have preferred he shield his ambition and interest for us to wrestle power from the failed ruling party PDP for the betterment of all Nigerians come 2015. God bless all the opposition parties, God bless Nigeria from Adolphus Chukwuebuka 08068350015.
Nairaland / General / A Brain Teaser by excel001(m): 4:49am On Nov 25, 2014
Am here to tease your brain, it will take an intellectual mind and a rare genius to make a meaningful contribution here. now let me see how you think, just add YOURS.
1. Carbohydrate is not sugar but sugar is carbohydrate.
2. All women are not mother's but all mother's are women.
Family / Re: Is It Strange Or Interesting? by excel001(m): 8:13am On Nov 21, 2014
carefreewannabe:
I have heard the story of a man who was not able to have s*ex with his wife after he had witnessed the birth of their first child. I have done some research and found out that this man is not a single case. It happens that some men experience something that comes close to trauma when they witness the birth of a child.

Of a truth, I don't think i can stand it neither.
Family / Re: Is It Strange Or Interesting? by excel001(m): 8:10am On Nov 21, 2014
BABE3:
He enjoyed watching, and recording cheesy
are you serious? what's the recording for, your man get heart no be small
Family / Is It Strange Or Interesting? by excel001(m): 4:49pm On Nov 20, 2014
I want to know if am of different opinion with you guys, will you like to watch your wife give birth or being watched by your husband while giving birth?
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa: AFCON Qualifier (2 - 2) On 19th November 2014 by excel001(m): 11:18pm On Nov 16, 2014
Don't rejoice yet, Winning the game does not guarantee our ticket to 2015 AFCON because we're on the same point with Congo
Politics / Re: This Is What I Call Africa Magic: PDP Governorship Aspirant Dies In His Sleep by excel001(m): 11:06pm On Nov 16, 2014
@75 still wants to be a governor by the time he gets there, he will like to stay for 8 years making him 83, nawa oo, no space for we youths. RIP sha.
Romance / Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by excel001(m): 9:56pm On Nov 05, 2014
I have given it a thought on several occasions, my problem in campus started immediately i started keeping a girl friend. Being single is a nice option for me oooo.

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Religion / Re: Popularity Ratings by excel001(m): 4:41am On Oct 27, 2014
Truth24:
Devil..
I guess devil should be ranked alongside Jesus because that's the opposite. for Lionel Messi I doubt it.
Religion / Popularity Ratings by excel001(m): 9:23pm On Oct 26, 2014
history have it that Jesus is the most popular man on earth, apart from him who do you think is the second most popular that ever lived or still living?
Education / Can I Sue My Vice Chancellor by excel001(m): 10:15am On Oct 19, 2014
please i want to know if it is possible to Sue my vice chancellor (Prof Edeoga ). this young man has politicized virtually everything in my school. if I had met him when I gained admission, I wouldn't have been able to graduate. school fees skyrocked from 22,000 to 33,500 and now 45000. hostel fee from 10,000 to 60,000(compulsory for all year ones). the worst part is that he brought out a course online form made it compulsory for all levels, after registration, the printed form bears you're an indigene of enugu state where our vc hails from and contesting for a senatorial post under PDP. This is trampling on our indigenous right and also achieving his political ambition illegally with our money, time and future.
Nairaland / General / What's Keeping You Awake? by excel001(m): 3:51am On Oct 13, 2014
just woke up some minutes ago, thinking of how to carry out my project analysis for the week. who is awake? share your ordeals or thought, good morning friends.
Jokes Etc / Lesson For Single And Married Ladies by excel001(m): 10:56am On Oct 06, 2014
A woman got married to a rich guy she kept pestering him with demands until the man ran bankrupt, out of excess thinking he ran out of his mind which led to a loss in memory. The man was hospitalized and discharged after some months medication on the note that he was now okay. When he got home the following happened:
WIFE: welcome darling, now that you're back I think it will be proper to remind you of the new car and 100,000 you promised me for August meeting.
MAN: Listen Mr man I can't continue to pay for something I did not use, 100,000 is too much for a NEPA bill.
Politics / Was Nnamdi Azikiwe Truely Arrested by excel001(m): 6:28am On Oct 04, 2014
I just read on vanguard newspaper yestersay that Dim Chukwuemeka Odimegwu Ojukwu placed Dr Nnamdi Azikwe on house arrest before the civil started because he refused the secession of Biafra from Nigeria, that most Onitsha people were against the move and as a result hated Ojukwu till date to a point that Ojukwu's statue that was raised in onitsha by Peter Obi recently is on a time bomb. please I want to know Onitsha and Zik's role before, during and after the civil war, was Zik actually arrested for the said cause? your comments on anything you know about this please.
Nairaland / General / Before You Leave Your Room by excel001(m): 3:26am On Sep 27, 2014
Most people struggle in vain with little or no knowledge that the spiritual controls the physical. Now that you've woken up, you will like to have some minutes pause to plan the activities of today, you don't know what the future holds but knows someone who holds the future, why not type "GOD DIRECT MY PATHS " and see what happens today. I strongly believe something must surely happen from now to Monday if you can just give him that chance by typing in faith, but don't forget to share your testimony here as well, God bless you.
Sports / Re: Babayaro Makes Fresh Case For Iheanacho’s Inclusion In Super Eagles by excel001(m): 12:07pm On Sep 21, 2014
Bobbystanley:

Did I hear u clearly?

A Most valuable player at a junior world cup is overrated?
A Manchester city player is overrated? Do u know what it takes to play for Man city? Even Musa,Oduamadi,Igiebor and even Onazi isn't good enough to play for the citizens.

Get Onazi out of your list because that young man is the best super eagles have now and besides the devil one knows is better than an unknown angel(iheanacho)
Politics / Re: President Jonathan Visits Oba Of Lagos As He Begins 2015 Campaigns (PHOTOS) by excel001(m): 7:49am On Sep 21, 2014
Just the way am not against president Goodluck Jonathan am not in anyway in support of his second term ambition because of slow and poor pace of development, I would go for a better candidate if any emerges and certainly not APC candidate(it makes no difference ). What captured my interest to reply this update is the fact that the INEC man(kayode idowu ) defended PDP, if I may ask what is a political party? what do we call a gathering where the party chairman, the flag bearer, and the party chieftains are, recounting their achievement so far and asking the masses to support their bid, if other parties have flaunt INEC rules, so everybody should follow suit? I really get sick when men who should stand for the truth see nothing good in doing so. Well i wish GEJ all best since there are no better candidates.

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