₦airaland Forum

Mondisweets:
Its always wiser to read a post carefully i said your mother's generation, that is women who grew up in your mother's generation. I never stopped at "your mother"So i dont know what u want me to apologise for exactly.

I am in a relstionship so you can save your prayers for your fellow 40year men who do not act their age

The young man you quoted have been trying to be meek, gentle and reasonable in his chart with u , yet you've resorted to insult and call someone you know nothing about names. I think am in the same mood with you atleast to make your life worth living, I wonder who the hell is in a relation-sheep with a God forsaken LovePeddler like you. If you have hatred for men of 40 years, hope is not a boy of 15 that is digging that your expired hole. face me since you came here to rant nonsense, AKPA AMU.

shumuel:
One good reason why i loved visiting my Female friends back then in school, ladies likes doing it a lot when you pay them a visit in their Hostel/room, i swear sooner than later that roommate of her's would do the same.

Its called advertising the ''Beautiful Packagings'' a lady would only do that when she likes you a lot and when she needs you.
Hope you no dull ya sef

dull? My SUG presido no fit dull nah especially with such a palatable food before him, what i did was just to wait for the roommate to leave the room, I pray her roommate should make a move sha because that one fine die.

DICKtator:
Number 8.
Hmmmmmmm.....
I phucccck this girl real good, she told her friend with a big bakassi
You know the rest!.
Was strange to me cos I thought girls don't kiss and tell though!

Is really getting out of hand ooo, a girl i was roasting changed her cloths right before me even in the presence of her roommate. The roommate couldn't believe it, but her response was what haven't i seen, that am i a Baby? But this girls body was not far from being perfect, so sexy, nice shape with flesh at the right proportion.

Wuuworld:
when was the last time u took ur medications?....u need to be operate on.....who told u am from uniben?......chaaii!!!,this guy have gone mad again!!!

I was referring to the uniben graduate, you sound like someone who never saw the wall of any higher institution

ifyonuoha:
One tin in nigeria is dat the school you attended or u r attending does not matter.... I am civil engineering student at MOUAU and my uncle is a senior surveyor at julius berger and a friend with the minster of works in nigeria..... a first class civil engineering student from UI, FUTA, FUTO, FUTminna, UNILORIN etc may find it difficult to get the least of jobs at julius berger but my case is just to finish my studies , even with a pass, am still dia........its just like buhari who doesn't have a legitimate certificate contesting with goodluck jonathan whose certificates are authentic.....so for some fools who boost of their schools, u guys still have a long way to go in life

Tell those short sighted fools, how many Uniben graduates are employed.

Wuuworld:
Am not wrong,am referring to d school as a farm.

I was born in Benin and we came back 1993 when MKO Abiola's election was annulled (though very small then sha ) in I998 i went back to Benin to continue my schooling until i finally came back to east. u claim to be a graduate of uniben where my aunt owns a canteen, what's so special about the school that should warrant you call umudike the only university of agriculture in south east a bush? do you know the last NANS convention was held in MOUAU? you're just myopic in sight and allowing an old glory to becloud your sense of judgment.

Am not partisan but just speaking the reality on ground, Prof. Hillary Edeoga who is a friend to GEJ is the worst thing that happened to MOUAU.This young man took over from a renowned academic giant Prof ikenna onyido just because he was a friend to the man at the top during their days at the university of portharcourt. he ascended this post despite all odds and even said the wife didn't believe he could make it in one of his inauguration speech at Pius Anyim Auditorium. This is what this imposter changed our school to.
1. School fees from 22000 to 33500 and fifty sth for year ones.
2. Acceptance fee from 8000 to 15000
3. Hostel fee from 7000 to 60000 compulsory for yr ones
4. Selling of test books which was prohibited now compulsory by most lecturers
5. everything is now online and requires scratch cards.
6. NUC accreditation from 29 to 76 (still counting) yet we've 4 pointers everywhere with empty brains because of sorting.
7. Ready to bounce on any opposition and recently threatened to nullify the admission of some year ones he couldn't give hostel who came protesting.
The MOUAU we used to be proud of, where dull brains fly to nearby schools for degree has now become a breeding ground for pinging girls and cultists. Anyway I just have few months to leave the school.

I didn't know we've alot of irresponsible and corrupt minds in nairaland (both men and women ) since i was born I've never seen where there are so much insulting and shameful comparison between the vagina and the dick. please ladies if guys refuse to stop this contest, then you stop and behave African for once, Tufiakwa ihe ojo.

@poster.
picture of a smelling vagina or i won't believe you.

wow! I didn't know that the vagina is acidic in nature, just have to be careful the way i use it this time.

1. Ashawo will not allow you kiss, handle her breast while digging her hole but a runs girl wouldn't mind in as much the money is there.
2. Ashawos are always hostile and ready to fight at any provocation but a runs girl can endure and pretend for the cash.
3. Most ashawo don't care if you are enjoying the sex or not, just release the load, pay and see the door.
4. A runs girl can do her runs from home in as much as she is smart, while Ashe wouldn't mind leaving her state since is a full time business.
5. Ashawo are mostly patronize by low class people, those without a home, slaves in their oga houses, while runs girls are for people that can afford it.

Don't cast your vote 2015 on ethnicity basis!!
Don't cast your vote out of sympathy !!
Don't allow someone tell you who to vote for!!
If you are upto 18 you know the nigeria of your dream!!
The 2 major flag bearers have head this country, access their govt and follow your conscience!!
I would have preferred Sam Nda Isaiah, Adams Oshiomole or even Rabiu kwankwaso to Buhari as APC flag bearer. we have 15 contesters, Thank God we have a man like Chekwas Okorie/Bello Umar in the race, though he will not win but to satisfy my conscience I will gently vote for him, President Goodluck and General Buhari are two options that are not good enough.
please you're entitled to your own opinion.

JackBaueress1:
I wish Chekwas Okorie the best!

Honestly because Goodluck Jonathan and general Buhari are two options that are not good enough.

hazyfm:
Hmmmm


I thought it only happens in Nigeria home video

All the states mentioned here are yorubas state o, after they will say igbos love money pass

PDP has really failed us both at states and federal level, I was very happy when the merger between ACN, ANPP, CPC became successful and gave birth to the only opposition party APC, all well meaning Nigerians that needed change so much craved for such an opportunity but each time i wake up and remember that the party (APC ) i want to vote for has General Buhari as it's flag bearer, I loose hope in Nigeria. I believe some people are of the same view with me and would really appreciate their comments. (not Jonathan or Buhari supporters) Do you think our votes are between the devil and the deep blue sea?

PDP has really failed us but each time i wake up and remember that the party (APC ) i want to vote for has General Buhari as it's flag bearer, I loose hope in Nigeria. believe it or leave it We're between the devil and the deep blue sea.

ayodot:
What if you knew. We done hear what's next on is book.










Enrich ur MIND

ohhhh my God can't even comprehend this bullshit

Right from the inception of this great party APC i know they will favour the general during the primaries. This is where APC got it wrong, Buhari and the national leaders of APC should have known Nigerians from other ethnic group see GMB as a sectional leader and bokoharam personified, this alone should have made them field a man like Sam Nda Isaiah, Gov. Rabiu Kwankwaso or Gov. Rochas Okorocha. I have always been a crusader of change, I have no respect for your ethnic background but personality which encompasses pretence, By giving Buhari the flag APC have given well meaning Nigerians like us a difficult task to convince an ordinary man/woman on the road of ABA, Onitsha, Owerri, Umuahia, Abakiliki etcetera that APC can bring the desired change to make their life better. It will only take elites like us who understand what true governance is, to know that president Goodluck Jonathan's government failed Nigerians. how many elites or enlightened Nigerians do we have today especially in south east where i came from? APC leaders forgot that this is a game of numbers and that Nigeria is too big for a region to produce it's president. I have nothing against the general (whom certainly i will vote for) but would have preferred he shield his ambition and interest for us to wrestle power from the failed ruling party PDP for the betterment of all Nigerians come 2015. God bless all the opposition parties, God bless Nigeria from Adolphus Chukwuebuka 08068350015.

Am here to tease your brain, it will take an intellectual mind and a rare genius to make a meaningful contribution here. now let me see how you think, just add YOURS.
1. Carbohydrate is not sugar but sugar is carbohydrate.
2. All women are not mother's but all mother's are women.

carefreewannabe:
I have heard the story of a man who was not able to have s*ex with his wife after he had witnessed the birth of their first child. I have done some research and found out that this man is not a single case. It happens that some men experience something that comes close to trauma when they witness the birth of a child.

Of a truth, I don't think i can stand it neither.

BABE3:
He enjoyed watching, and recording

are you serious? what's the recording for, your man get heart no be small

I want to know if am of different opinion with you guys, will you like to watch your wife give birth or being watched by your husband while giving birth?

Don't rejoice yet, Winning the game does not guarantee our ticket to 2015 AFCON because we're on the same point with Congo

@75 still wants to be a governor by the time he gets there, he will like to stay for 8 years making him 83, nawa oo, no space for we youths. RIP sha.

I have given it a thought on several occasions, my problem in campus started immediately i started keeping a girl friend. Being single is a nice option for me oooo.

Truth24:
Devil..

I guess devil should be ranked alongside Jesus because that's the opposite. for Lionel Messi I doubt it.

history have it that Jesus is the most popular man on earth, apart from him who do you think is the second most popular that ever lived or still living?

please i want to know if it is possible to Sue my vice chancellor (Prof Edeoga ). this young man has politicized virtually everything in my school. if I had met him when I gained admission, I wouldn't have been able to graduate. school fees skyrocked from 22,000 to 33,500 and now 45000. hostel fee from 10,000 to 60,000(compulsory for all year ones). the worst part is that he brought out a course online form made it compulsory for all levels, after registration, the printed form bears you're an indigene of enugu state where our vc hails from and contesting for a senatorial post under PDP. This is trampling on our indigenous right and also achieving his political ambition illegally with our money, time and future.

just woke up some minutes ago, thinking of how to carry out my project analysis for the week. who is awake? share your ordeals or thought, good morning friends.

A woman got married to a rich guy she kept pestering him with demands until the man ran bankrupt, out of excess thinking he ran out of his mind which led to a loss in memory. The man was hospitalized and discharged after some months medication on the note that he was now okay. When he got home the following happened:
WIFE: welcome darling, now that you're back I think it will be proper to remind you of the new car and 100,000 you promised me for August meeting.
MAN: Listen Mr man I can't continue to pay for something I did not use, 100,000 is too much for a NEPA bill.

I just read on vanguard newspaper yestersay that Dim Chukwuemeka Odimegwu Ojukwu placed Dr Nnamdi Azikwe on house arrest before the civil started because he refused the secession of Biafra from Nigeria, that most Onitsha people were against the move and as a result hated Ojukwu till date to a point that Ojukwu's statue that was raised in onitsha by Peter Obi recently is on a time bomb. please I want to know Onitsha and Zik's role before, during and after the civil war, was Zik actually arrested for the said cause? your comments on anything you know about this please.