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Celebrities / Re: Emma Okoye 6th Birthday: Jude Okoye Celebrates His Daughter (Photos) by excel001(m): 6:49pm On Nov 29, 2020
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright....beautiful girl
What i love about this little girl is her slim body

If she can keep it up or rather maintain it mehnnnnn
My love for slim girls knows no bound...
I doubt if she can keep it
Once the progesterone and estrogen don dey flow for her body well well na coupled with fact that the quest for dick go come be priority then her body go come explode

Lol, why will quest for dick be her priority!! nawa for you ooo
Politics / Game Of Thrown Between The Jagaban And President Buhari by excel001(m): 8:43am On Jun 26, 2020
National Daily Newspaper
Tinubu-backed NWC rejects Buhari’s illegal dissolution, ready to sue NEC
Hours after its dissolution by President Muhammadu Buhari during the APC NEC meeting on Thursday, the party’s NWC is preparing for a legal battle to tackle the president and his decision.

According to the NWC, the NEC meeting convened by the self-appointed Ag. National Chairman Victor Giadom was illegal. The Hillard Eta-led committee said the former deputy secretary has no authority to call for such meeting.

Buhari had claimed he had good legal advice before he backed the Giadom one-man NWC. But many, including one of the president’s associates, Prof. Itse Sagay, believe the advice was ‘mischievous’.

The NWC was initially headed by the late southwest national vice chairman Abiola Ajimobi, and it was composed of excos loyal to the suspended chairman Adams Oshiomhole and his major backer Bola Tinubu, the party national chairman.

In a statement the NWC issued Thursday evening, the group said it already began consultation with stakeholders and lawyers for necessary court action.

This seems a defiance of the resolution by Buhari–that all litigation, past, present, and future, should be put on hold.

Litigation has become ten a penny in the ruling party, and it’s mostly a battle royale. National excos can be hurled out of the party from the ward level—as it happened to Oshiomhole; and a low-ranking deputy can sue for the top job in the national committee—as it favoured Giadom.

In the spiraling confusion that engulfs the party, some critics have urged the NWC to take the plunge: expel Buhari from the NEC or the party.

“I want the Tinubu faction of the APC led by Ajimobi to suspend president Buhari from the party if he goes ahead to attend Gaidom’s NEC. I want them to be courageous,” said Deji Adeyanju, the convener of Concerned Nigerians.

Also at the Thursday NEC meeting Vice President, Yemi Osinbajo, embattled Deputy National Secretary of APC, Victor Giadom and some members of the APC National Working Committee, NWC

Yobe State Governor, Mai Mala Buni, has been appointed as Caretaker Committee chairman of the APC.
Copied from
National Daily Newspaper.
Can President Buhari be expelled from NWC as advised by those critics.
From your political experience what do you think will be Jagaban's and his follower next move and the consequence?
Religion / Re: William Kumuyi Celebrates His 79th Birthday by excel001(m): 11:06am On Jun 06, 2020
Happy birthday to one of the Kingdom generals in Nigeria, a consistent Holiness and righteousness preacher of our time, Gods Grace upon you Sir.

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Romance / Re: No Sex Before Marriage Is A Scam by excel001(m): 10:43am On May 31, 2020
ufondunenye:
No sex before marriage can be very risky at times oo.
Its kinda 50/50 thing. Even if I'm to agree to that terms and conditions,I must have to Welgh your thing very well, especially when you wake up in the morning to know exactly how many inches the thing fit be.
E get why. shocked shocked shocked






























































Because, I no just wan do away match for inside my marriage.
Yea you are right. but your problem started when...

















You started allowing dickks of different sizes to be entering your kitten, now you want the one that will perfectly size it. if you be virgin you no go reason like this. i don't mean insult plsss
Foreign Affairs / Re: Idris Derby Visited By Chadian Legislators At His Temporary Base In The Forest by excel001(m): 9:31am On Apr 09, 2020
Yenefer:
don't let nairaland get to your head... Few thousand like in nairaland doesn't make someone relevant thou
Look at the message and not the messenger, what is you and this your relevance of a thing!! can you boldly say President Buhari has a good score sheet security wise. who even know you. mtcheeww!!
Romance / Re: About To Lose A Good Girl. Please Help! by excel001(m): 8:07am On Jan 29, 2020
Jeffmonti:
My concern is what my girlfriend will do to herself, if she leaves I’ll have my self to blame and move on. if i have my way i will pay child support to for the child when he/she come out after a DNA test of course. But I’ll never marry a desperate woman. I was thinking of calling Lola on another phone and set up a meeting to let her i know I’ll pay child support. But not sure if i should wait for the child to be born first or just do it today. I have been really restless for many weeks.

Brothers learn from my mistakes abeg

Though am not in support of your unfaithfulness, but i agree with you that she is so desperate and even deceitful, she fully knows you have a fiancee, agreed to often have a casual sex with you, when pregnancy set in, she started with she can't have anything to do with you but must keep the baby because of her age, later went to her friend who advised her to force her belongings into your home, started demanding for money, later had the money with the agreement to remove the baby but is still keeping it.
How are you sure she wasn't the one that asked her sister to call you?
Nigga these lady still have many packages for you, she is mean, forget her pretence.
She is even lucky to catch a man that has a reputation to cover in her web, if not she wouldn't have needed any advice to remove the baby.
My advice for you is to confirm she still have the pregnancy, when confirmed break the shameful news to your fiancee and embrace whatever consequence from it(if she wants to go, let her go)
DON'T EVER marry your baby mama no matter what. I am so much into this because i have a similar story. i despise decietful, pretendtious and desperate women.

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Romance / Re: He's Having A Problem With His Wife To Be And Her Rich Parents by excel001(m): 4:23pm On Jan 28, 2020
Vortex369:
Money, you dont have. Yet you have pride.

Why spend 2m for honeymoon and peanut for wedding. Such crazy level of reasoning is why he is poor in the first place.

The lady shouldnt marry such a disaster. Wedding should be perfectly as the lady wants and the father-in-law will gladly sponsor the honeymoon.

Guy doesnt have sense.
Did u say someone that worth 4m is poor in this Buhari's regime? You never see poverty be dat
Romance / Re: He's Having A Problem With His Wife To Be And Her Rich Parents by excel001(m): 4:20pm On Jan 28, 2020
234GT:
I am confused here. Very confused. Who organises a wedding? Is it the bride's family or the groom himself?
I think the bride's father is the one to organise the wedding based in his capabilities, and the grooms family is to provide financial support to the brides parents.
If my thoughts are wrong, someone should PLEASE enlighten me.
Bride's father organises wedding? which part of the country are you from? that will help us in answering your question.

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Education / Re: Francis Otunta Accused Of impregnating Girlfriend & Graduating Her In 3rd Year by excel001(m): 2:46pm On Jan 28, 2020
fergie001:
Old news.....that's very true.

Someone he even sent abroad sef...and pressurise even fellow female Drs and Profs sef.

Shey na next year, he will pack his kaya and go.

It's a curse there since after the enigmatic Ikenna Onyido left there.
You are right bro, prof. Onyido is the best thing that happened to that school, am happy to have met his regime, Not Nkshallom talking about an imposter like Edeoga. don't know much about prof. Otunta anyway
Education / Re: Tragedy, The World's Shortest Man Dies by excel001(m): 4:35am On Jan 26, 2020
Where is KHAGENDRA THAPAR MAGAR? His peculiarity did not still make their government of the day to take care and full responsibility of his welfare.
They allowed him to die of asthma and Pneumonia.
Inside life!!!!!! RIP bro.
Romance / Re: My Experience With A Strange Lady by excel001(m): 4:26am On Jan 26, 2020
I said what of her boyfriend? She told me to forget that one.
This alone, i don zoom off. No time for bullshit!!

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Romance / Re: The Number One Thing No Girl Can Resist In A Guy. Hint: It’s Not Money. by excel001(m): 4:16am On Jan 26, 2020
Everything still boils down to money. For someone who rose from grass to grace, Money comes with confidence and lesser time for bullshit(including licking a girl's ass') Sometimes all a girl needs to be loyal is rivals, knowing fully well that other more pretty ladies are out there waiting for her to be kicked out.

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Romance / Re: Why Hausa And Fulani Women Hardly Sleep Around by excel001(m): 3:52am On Jan 26, 2020
I have been to so many Northern states, mingled with their guys and babes(with carefulness oo) in terms of beauty most Hausa/Fulani girls are dope, even the ugly ones among them dresses and package beautifully. But forget about chastity or sexual abstinence. Bleep'ing among youths now cut across all ethnic nationalities, just that my people down south dresses and do theirs shamelessly while average hausa/fulani girls do theirs with respect because of religious inclination and that's one good thing i like about Islam

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Romance / Re: Why Hausa And Fulani Women Hardly Sleep Around by excel001(m): 3:36am On Jan 26, 2020
idoms:
If you never chook Hausa/Fulani babe. You still be virgin. Those women sabi mehnn!!!
Hahahahaha i dey tell u bro, i can relate with your post. Those days for Yauri in Kebbi, Salima want finish my life.

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Programming / Re: Data Science Enthusiasts, Let's Meet Here, Talk And Share Ideas! by excel001(m): 9:38pm On Jan 25, 2020
akinade28:
I'm very interested
I don't have your personal contact, so i have to type it here. Anything that brings you to Abuja, Seminar, business, visit etc. just let me know, i will like to meet u in person cos i have been following your comments(not abt this one), you must be interesting to be with.
Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Arrested, His Luxury Cars Seized by excel001(m): 9:20pm On Jan 24, 2020
President2031:


You this gay. You will be arrested like your colleague Bobbrisky
I have tested the sweetness in women and i have access to my pretty ladies than here, so need being a gay unlike some people who cover their skiny smelly body/bones in the day time in some part of the country only to come out like dogs on heat at nights for their uncircumcised niggars.
Down here in the south, we don't hide what we eat!!! No time to pour alcohol inside kettle and call it water.
Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Arrested, His Luxury Cars Seized by excel001(m): 9:03pm On Jan 24, 2020
TemmyT002:



Get it right. Kids are not allowed to make some choices until they reach a certain age.
When you have kids, you will understand.
There is no time a society will be free from bad influencers(which Bobrisky may be termed to be one), that is why parents are there as guide to their kids but when a nation leaves a national discourse and start going after trivial things like this, the nation is bound to fail, someone was just murdered in a cold blood by religion fanatics, there are some roads people dread to travel by because of killers/hoodlums and they are after a noise maker that can be avoided.
Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Arrested, His Luxury Cars Seized by excel001(m): 8:51pm On Jan 24, 2020
YusufTheGreat:
shut up You make 0 sense
How can i make sense to you when you have washed your brain with cattle urine. It takes someone who has brain to see sense in a writeup.
I still insist that:
Bobrisky is not our problem, Bokoharam are!
Bobrisky is not the problem, people who support certificateless and uneducated politicians are!
Bobrisky is not the problem, our security outfits(police, army, Navy) that go after armless civilians but avoide terrorist zone are!
Bobrisky is not the problem but people that kill their proposed infidels and shout Ahllakubar are!
If you share sentiment and believe with any of the above mentioned, then you are one of the problem.
You want them to arrest/jail someone not forcing people to live his life but de-radicalise, rehabilitate and reintegrate captured Bokoharam members that have killed alot of your so called infidels.
HYPOCRITES!!!!!
Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Arrested, His Luxury Cars Seized by excel001(m): 8:26pm On Jan 24, 2020
AuwalYusuf812:
abeg leave the mumu alone because waiting u dey talk now too big for his sense to carry.
Imagine an aboki calling me mumu, i don't expect someone bearing Yusuf to support my writeup since i talked about your brothers fighting and killing for a weak Allah.
But you can go and hug tranformer for all i care including president2031.

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Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Arrested, His Luxury Cars Seized by excel001(m): 4:23pm On Jan 24, 2020
Though i don't subscribe to Bobbrisky's way of life, i don't think he deserves to be arrested, he does not pose any national threat. nobody should talk about bad influence here oo, because life is all about choice. Marlians are busy flouting the law and behaving anyhow yet Naira Marley is free moving about.
I just see that Niggar as an entertainer and they need to check his anus for leakage when he comes back because i don't trust Nigeria Police.
Our security outfits always pursuing wind, where they are
killing innocent people and slicing throats in the name of Allah, they won't go there��

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Romance / Re: Why Women Find An Intelligent Man Sexually Attractive by excel001(m): 4:02pm On Jan 24, 2020
You have to sit down before you balance on a seat, it is very difficult to find a lady from a poor family craving for only intelligence in a man, not with all the family problems on her head. The condition of the country has thrown intelligence to the dust bin.

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Romance / Re: Meet The Nigerian Couple Who Never Met Physically Until Their Wedding by excel001(m): 3:43pm On Jan 24, 2020
A bit risky, why proposed online to a point of wedding arrangement when there are some things that can not be ascertained online. I can't thread Features like Body or mouth Odour, if she cooks well & fast for anything ooo. Leave sex apart, is meant to be exploited after marraige.
Crime / Re: Boko Haram Executed Ropvil Daciya Dalep, University Of Maiduguri Student by excel001(m): 7:24am On Jan 24, 2020
odehaj:
Sharrap! Yet they kept Leah Sharibu out of 105 because she’s a Christian and you’re here spewing trash from your gutter. Continue!!
You are listening to the hypocrites
Crime / Re: Boko Haram Executed Ropvil Daciya Dalep, University Of Maiduguri Student by excel001(m): 7:14am On Jan 24, 2020
BluntBoy:


I don't know why you people like to get violent when someone opposes you. The difference between you and a Boko Haram member is in the type of violence.

While the Boko Haram member kills, the average Nigerian Christian curses and gets very insultive and mannerless.

For the record, Buhari rejected Boko Haram's nomination and has long put it off as a ploy to ruin his name by the then ruling PDP.

As for Buhari's words concerning killing Boko Haram members, it could be merely the words of a politician appealing to the North for support. After all, the then president, GEJ, called Boko Haram members his brothers.

And like I wrote earlier, many of you Christians are too rude and intolerant. When someone opposes you, your first reaction is always to throw insults.

I must confess, Muslims are on the average more tolerant than Christians.

Put it to the test. Go to the Muslim thread and abuse Allah. They would either ignore you or tell you to leave their thread. But abuse a mere man like Oyedepo, and all these Christians will start frothing around the mouth.

Hypocrites!!!
If Christains type of violence as you pressumed is what we see in the north today, there will be no cause for an alarm, let it stop at insult and not taking of life, our greatest regret on the last day will be to find out that killing of a moslem is not sin and that there is a reward just as moslems believe about us.
Did i hear u say Moslems are tolerants than christains? i think that is the highest joke of the year!!! you are quoting same nairaland that you need to take an oath before you comment on their thread.
or is it a religion that started killing people because of Mohammed(PBUH) picture that was portrayed in a far away country.
i served in Katsina state, kaita LGA to be precise and they warned us right in the camp(before Nigerian soldiers) to stay away from their women and religion if we want to leave alive, which christain state will say such?
If Buhari's sympathetic and supportive statement about Bokoharam is to appeal to the north for supports, then there is no need sending our billions of naira to the same North that love Bokoharam in the name of security vote.
Buhari told Nigerians that the "Cock and Baboons will be soaked in blood" if he looses election, was there massive killings after he lost 2003 and 2007 or not?
People who are powerless seem to talk alot(insults as you called it) and you people have to thank the Christain God and the bible that made it so.

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Crime / Re: Boko Haram Executed Ropvil Daciya Dalep, University Of Maiduguri Student by excel001(m): 12:34am On Jan 24, 2020
BluntBoy:


No country has defeated terrorism.

And as for Buhari, he has tried by drastically limiting the actions of Boko Haram. The frequency and sophistication of attacks has reduced.

Before Buhari, Boko Haram had recorded casualties even outside Borno. They had recorded massive casualties even in Abuja when they masterminded the Nyanya bombings.

But today, Boko Haram has been reduced solely to kidnappings. When last did we hear of a Boko Haram bombing or a high number of casualties at a point in time?

The reason why terrorism is hard to defeat is due to the brainwashing and blackmailing tactics that the terrorists use in recruiting people.

Like one soldier said once, "the more you kill them, the more they come."

The question is: "why are these young men and women never scared to die?"

Even our soldiers get scared sometimes and run away. But these men don't seem to give a damn about dying.

It is the effect of serious brainwashing.

It is like those Christians who have been brainwashed into believing something. Show them Bible verses to show them that they are wrong and they would blindly argue on.

You ended up talking rubbish, who are the christains brainwashed and what is their believe that affects humanity like the killings we are seeing here.
On what basis did Bokoharam choose and pick Buhari as their spoke persons for negotiation with Government.
Wasn't the highest bombing recorded when he lost election
What did he mean by the attack on bokoharam is attack on the north.
There is no blackmailing tactics that passes promise of a reward in paradise when you kill an infidel which islam supports and that is why they are never scared to die
What is the logic behind Derecalization, rehabilitation and reintegration into the society when the war is still on, isn't it a way of recycling them.
Forget this your long writeup, we all know the truth but decide to keep quite and be praying for a leader that will see beyond ethnic and religion line or better still a peaceful disintegration.
Northern leaders should continue enjoying the money for security votes while it last.
Celebrities / Re: Cee-c Braless In A Bodycon Dress (photos) by excel001(m): 4:13pm On Nov 21, 2019
Ezequi5:
Today's game is available just call or Whatsapp, Congratulations to all subscribers.
And the second one is
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19:00 Notodden - Asane
let's see if it will end 2:1 as you predicted
Nairalanders also take note.

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Celebrities / Re: Cee-c Braless In A Bodycon Dress (photos) by excel001(m): 4:06pm On Nov 21, 2019
Ezequi5:
Today's game is available just call or Whatsapp, Congratulations to all subscribers.
Oga this game you blurred is between F Almager vs Koge in Denmark first division. the time is exactly 19:00. let's see if it will end 0:1 correct score that you predicted. Nairalanders take note!!
Romance / Re: Please Your Girlfriend Should Come First Before Football by excel001(m): 5:14am On Oct 15, 2019
simiife:



U dey eye dat gel abi,e b lyk sey u wan make chuk my finger inside ur eye,#warn ur sef,lol

On a more serious note, I had a crush on her first tym I saw dat pic,but I don't anymore.
Bro honestly i don't fail to look at her pics each time she makes a comment, the only demoralising factor is that her profile says she stays in Lagos while i live in a far away Abuja. Why did you lose interest? is there something bad you heard/read about her
Education / Re: Anti-Islam Policy: University Of Ibadan Professors Petition Management by excel001(m): 5:07am On Oct 15, 2019
fairfora:
I'm Mr south-west. I know every length and breadth of my region. I was born in Ekiti, in formerly Ondo state, schooled in kwara and Lagos, grew up in ibadan. I know every part of ibadan, have clients in osun. I've been a marketer all my life and I know virtually everywhere in lagos. I served and still serving people from education to health and religious materials especially in those days. I'm very inquisitive too. I have friends both muslims and Christians across Nigeria, especially in the south west. I have cousins too from the maternal side who are muslims and we don't discriminate and that's why muslims down south are different from those the north. We visit and celebrate with one another during religious festivities. In the south, Islam is truly religion of peace it connotes( that's the meaning of the word islam) whilst the reverse is the case up north. We carry everyone along. Even down south, especially in Christian dominated areas, if a governor is a xtian, his deputy would he muslim and vice versa. No hate speeches apart from those orchestrated by aregbesola of osun state which nearly escalated into violence and hatred among our people by forcing muslims to be wearing an hijab in a Christian school but instead of fighting, the elders waded in and quenched the crises.

That's why I can't wait to see a sovereign odu'a republic because religion doesn't take precedence in decision making process in the south as obtainable in the north. Anyone can be a leader, so long as we love and support him, though some few still discriminate when it comes to choice of a leader but not as obvious as it is in the north. Tinubu, my erstwhile political leader and one time advocate of restructuring is now a thoothless bulldog.
You have cleared the little doubt i had about your writeup, though i would have loved a united Nigeria but i don't see that happening any time soon, that's why i also support secession. our ethnic and religion differences is stronger than what binds us together but some people especially at the top will disagree with my ascertion because of what they gain from the failed union. i was born in Edo, got all my education in the east, served in katsina, presently work and lives in Abuja. I have never been to any southwest state apart from going to Murtala Mohammed Airport in Lagos to welcome my inlaw home, thats why i value this your information so much.
Education / Re: Anti-Islam Policy: University Of Ibadan Professors Petition Management by excel001(m): 5:31am On Oct 14, 2019
fairfora:
That's not true. The only states in the south west or yoruba nation where you could find muslims as dominant are Osun and Oyo States. In Lagos, Ondo, Ekiti and ogun States, Christians are on the majority side. Oyo's population is almost 50/50. In Osun, the population is 60/40 and you have the majority of non muslims in ilesha and ife, except eleyele/lagere area where u see the mallams. No Muslim civilian governor has ruled Ondo and Ekiti states since independence. Gov mimiko would have set the record for the muslims but he converted to christianity at a time. Apart from oyinlola who had a short tenure, no Christian had also ruled osun since independence though his religious belief was controversial. In lagos, Christians are more in population than muslims. You find the majority of Muslim residents in agege and lagos island and epe. Ikorodu is mixed. In fact, there are much more atheist or idol worshippers in ikorodu than in any part of lagos. In my hometown in Ekiti. Only one family has a concentrated number of muslims and we know them. My town is one of the major towns in the state
Though don't know how truthful this your writeup is, but i really appreciate the information. A big thanks bro.
Romance / Re: Please Your Girlfriend Should Come First Before Football by excel001(m): 4:25pm On Oct 04, 2019
seunmohmoh:
They come hand in hand.. If your bf watches football you should join him. As for me. My husband and I must watch it together. What a sweet feeling. The PASSION and JOY Of it.

PS: Football is a sport that is less than 3 hours, he's yours after then. This thread isn't necessary.
Why change that sexy profile pics. i always view it each time u post a comment on nairaland. Nice comment on the subject matter sha. Lol
Education / Re: Flogging Boys On The Buttocks And Girls On The Hands In Schools by excel001(m): 9:20am On Sep 07, 2019
meobizy:

If you have no thoughts on the subject then I have none too.
I love this your response, honestly i do, you can't be working on a project and your brain would be blank towards the subject matter

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