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PoliticsRe: Yerima Abbas Shettima: Why Our Support Is For Yahaya Bello by excel001(m): 2:04am On Apr 14, 2022
cocoboss:
So all this people na imported commenters ���
So you can't see that all the accounts were registered the same day, 12th April, 2022.
You dey mind the clown
RomanceRe: Help! A Man Is Threatening To Release My Nudes, I'm Depressed! by excel001(m): 1:53pm On Apr 07, 2022
We4all:
She was only pretending. No one changes from one day to the next.
Bro. It is not pretence ooooo, when a woman truly loves you, she does things that you will begin to ask if this is the person you used to know. i am a living witness but God forbid i take advantage of such a vulnerable state. I pray and hope God gives me a woman that truly loves me.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Sent Me Pregnancy Results And Ask Me To Fund Her Trip To UK by excel001(m): 10:11am On Apr 01, 2022
Preshieben:
If I'm the lady
You will have to do what I want if truly I'm pregnant or else undecided
Cos I'm sure she must have told you to use condom and you refused
And when he refused what happens to saying no, that she won't do since she is the one in a risk of getting pregnant for a married man or was the lady in question raped? Just be glad is not you Sha.....
PoliticsRe: Murray-Bruce Announced Bianca Ojukwu As Miss Intercontinental In 1989 (Video) by excel001(m): 9:15am On Mar 19, 2022
Nigerialabalaba:
Hahaha..with all dos bleaching cream, artificial hair, fake eye lashes, fake nail ,pancake, lipsticks, etc yet u still dey pretend say u no see am, walahi , u fit lie for Africa aswear2gud.

I like her o, as a strong widow, she try but she don old and she no get work, period. She used her prime to dey chase or allow old men chase her so tey at 50 she don quick old and still no get job despite on top plenty money her papa,late Chief Onoh, take send her go school for 9ja and Uk . Chief onoh go dey regret and turn for hin grave how her daughter don turn. abi u go fit compare her to Helen Prest-Ajayi? if u win beauty contest, e no mean u go turn to ashewo.

dis go teach dos oloshos wey dey form celebrities today wey tink say dem go fine for ever, na so dem too go old like bianca. go learn beta work, ashewo no be work o.

Go see d likes of Kate Henshaw if u dey look for old, pretty wey con get work for hand, no be dem wey be ashewo at 50 like Bianca, according to Ebere obiano. If she get work, ebere no go dey call her ashewo. nobody go fit call Kate Henshaw or Helen Prest-Ajayi ashewo even as dem two no get husband and dem be over 50 years.

I like dem beauty and brains not beauty, brawn and zero brain. tufiakwa!
So much hatred and bitterness in your post, does any of your sisters or relatives even in their prime come close to her in terms of beauty even in her 50+, talking about being useful i don't think she made her any bad choice by marrying the warlord General Ojukwu because her name will always remain in the radar until the world comes to an end not to talk of Mrs Obiano that will be forgotten with the end of the husband's administration
PoliticsRe: IPOB/ESN Parades Child Soldier To Fight Nigeria Army - Photos by excel001(m): 12:12am On Mar 09, 2022
GenBuhari:
iPod that cannot even organise an election boycott because they have no influence on most Igbos who are increasingly seeing them as the terrorist cultists that they are.
Did you say most Igbos see them as terrorist? From this comment i am 90% sure you're not an Igbo person, Don't allow politicians decieve you, Igbos have a way they do things! if Igbos want to end IPOB they will approach them by their families, these guys don't hide their identities, is it people that go to courts in solidarity with their director that you call terrorist? If you go to Igbo land and say this, it is even non members that will finish you up, Igbos feel marginalised and i repeat that every Igbo person is IPOB by heart and blood. Believe it or not.
PoliticsRe: IPOB/ESN Parades Child Soldier To Fight Nigeria Army - Photos by excel001(m): 10:07pm On Mar 08, 2022
GenBuhari:
Exactly when iPod formed their UGM / ESN and told them to enter bush I assumed the bush would be Sambisa forest , I never knew the cretins would be in Igboland robbing, kidnapping, raping, killing and cannibalising innocent Igbos in our own land.
You think the bush will be sambisa forest, it really shows how dum.b you are, so an organisation against the Nigeria state formed to protect their people should go to sambisa forest to fight bokoharam that is shield, protected by some people in the government. ESN is doing non of those things you mentioned and every Igbo man is IPOB by default, know that and know peace.
PoliticsRe: 2023: Is Rochas Okorocha The Best Candidate From South-East? by excel001(m): 4:47pm On Feb 23, 2022
OreoPaschal:
I thought I was the only person that observed such! cheesy cheesy grin grin.

The praises were too good, to be true. Imagine has settle standards which is evident, the same as Peter Obi. However, I cannot say the same to Rochas of today. cry cry
And for it to have come sequentially, one after the other got me amazed! One or two of the accounts should have countered the thread, then another will come up with a superior argument which both of them will agree on. Am an Igbo man ooooo from same Imo state but this job wasn't wisely executed to be believed, am really disappointed.
TravelRe: Residents Stranded As Fuel Scarcity Bites Harder In Abuja by excel001(m): 5:15pm On Feb 15, 2022
Maobichek:
Abuja residents really felt the "change" APC brought. 2019 election was not funny as majority trooped out to support the change of government, quite unfortunate that Abj alone won't decide who rules Nigeria.
You are perfectly right, the heat is coming from here to other places, I still believe other places voted in like manners but their results were manipulated it is not easy to manipulate Abuja results, left for us here APC will be buried and forgotten.
TravelRe: Residents Stranded As Fuel Scarcity Bites Harder In Abuja by excel001(m): 2:35pm On Feb 15, 2022
Johel:
Many of them did..
Oga is a lie oooooo many of us here voted PDP check the last presidential result and the recent AMAC election. You guys in the state are the ones voting for APC����
RomanceRe: Men, Do Not Lose A Good Woman!!! by excel001(m): 11:43am On Feb 12, 2022
Unintentionally follow the guy to his house or hotel room
Unintentionally remove her clothes and lie down
Unintentionally allow the guy to climb her and even insert the di.ck back when it slips out
If you're not talking about rape here then you must think you are talking to fools... Mtcheew
SportsRe: Osimhen Says It "Feels So Good To Be Back", Praises Napoli Teammates by excel001(m): 5:39pm On Jan 18, 2022
If i be coach during world cup, i will say you're still Covid 19 positive.
RomanceRe: Stop Looking For Virgins And Get Married Guys, You Can't Eat Ur Cake And Have It by excel001(m): 8:15am On Dec 29, 2021
In the past, a white handkerchief stained with blood from the husband as a sign of virginity is used to show the parents and the world at large that the woman married has pride, dignity and was well brought up by her parents.
One of the things i learnt from a mentor is never to disvirgin a girl i am not ready or have plans of getting married to and since then i have kept to it despite having had the opportunities of banging upto 4 different virgins, even at the point of putting my Ojukwu and i find out the place is still intact i will just come down and zip up. On this i have the following conclusions
1. I have the right to seek for a virgin girl no matter how many Puna i have enjoyed
2. Oceanic bank customers should look for who opened their accounts for marriages
3. These over used drafts should tell their parents to reduce if possible cancel the huge bride price so that niggas can consider taking them for wives
4. The "you cannot have your cake and eat it should be for these damaged punany's" not for us that have never stained our anaconda with blood
I HAVE BEMBESTICALLY LANDED.
RomanceRe: Ever Had A Crush On The Girlfriend/boyfriend Of Your Best Friend? by excel001(m): 1:50am On Dec 28, 2021
My guy who was also my roommate then was in a serious relationship ooooo, then there's this girl who was his junior student in Secondary school that came around, on seeing this damsel i fell totally for her but i felt bad when my guy said he wants to be bleeping her as a side chick. Being somebody i know too well that doesn't joke with women i decided to back out to avoid wahala.
After some months things went south between them and they stopped communicating, luckily i ran into this pretty girl in our area looking for accommodation, i shoot my shot, she accepted but the thing later cast after my guy found out, he suddenly developed interest and started making trouble by then we have gone far.... though we are no longer together but is the best relationship i have ever had.... The love and care was massive, i can never forget precious. I still dey with my guy now dey roll wetin man go do.
RomanceRe: Ever Had A Crush On The Girlfriend/boyfriend Of Your Best Friend? by excel001(m): 1:30am On Dec 28, 2021
Yea, but it didn't end we
RomanceRe: My Expectations Are Too High by excel001(m): 6:07pm On Dec 27, 2021
akinade28:
Bros, there's no perfect man/woman. Everyone has their own flaws, even if you marry the perfect woman, what If the so called "perfect woman" develops an illness after marriage that makes her imperfect. Will you divorce her because of that?
One thing I think you need is tolerance and forbearing. Ability to accommodate people's flaws for long while helping them get solution.
I believe your girlfriend bad breath issue is solvable though it might not be instant. Some bad breath might be an indicaton for an underlying health conditions. Taking her to a good doctor/dentist and she maintaining good oral hygiene can solve it.
If you leave her because of this, the next girl will definitely come with her own set of problems which can be worse.
I can't just love your post less, you are so matured wise and consistent in your way of reasoning that i have no doubt that you are well brought up. I have never regretted following you on nairaland and i honestly wish to see you in person someday no matter the cost. Akinade28 i am based in Abuja though from Imo and i am bold to tell you this day that you have a sound spirit, we may not be sound in spirit (though we pray for Grace) but when we see one, we identify and spot it and if this is who you truly are in person, I bless the day you are born and your husband must be lucky to have you, i pray the holy spirit directs you. Akinade28 you have a big fan or should i say a secret admirer in me��. Is well dear.
RomanceRe: The Lady I Wanted To Marry Pretended To Be A Graduate To Me by excel001(m): 5:42pm On Dec 27, 2021
Don't mind our English professors talking about your grammar, the point is that you have communicated. My take is that you go to that school she claims to have reached 500Level and make enquiries, if she is being truthful, without much academic challenges look for a way to sort out her financial challenge so that she can be a woman of your dream. If you find out lies there just drop the marriage plans and move on with your life. DON'T ever make a mistake of settling for less, you have something you want in a woman so leave her for someone who will truly love her without certificate. This is a lifetime engagement ooooo and shouldn't be managed. I have landed!!!
RomanceRe: The Lady I Wanted To Marry Pretended To Be A Graduate To Me by excel001(m): 5:32pm On Dec 27, 2021
Agybabe:
Young man, I don't think being rude is a necessity here. I am entitled to my opinion. Please mind your language because I can read backwards too.
Hahahahaha this one really made me laugh out! Honestly i didn't read the gabbage he dropped there until i saw your response. Lol��No mind the guy, Na werey him be.
Christianity EtcRe: Simon Odo ‘King Of Satan’ Dies: Enugu Native Doctor Who Married 59 Wives Is Dead by excel001(m): 1:22pm On Dec 15, 2021
My pastor has told us about this man and how diabolic he is. Death is an inevitable end sha. He should go and face his maker to give account of his stewardship.
Science/TechnologyRe: Anaconda Wraps Itself Round A Deadly Caiman In Brutal Fight For Survival(Pics) by excel001(m): 4:41am On Oct 13, 2021
If there is anyone deluded, that needs to be blocked if Seun adds a block button i think it is you. The gospel must be preached whether you like it or not. God will help the young man to continue with the good work.
Kingosytex:
You're deluded.
It's high time Seun added block button to this platform.
I need to block you and that suya guy because you hardly make sense.
Science/TechnologyRe: Anaconda Wraps Itself Round A Deadly Caiman In Brutal Fight For Survival(Pics) by excel001(m): 4:36am On Oct 13, 2021
If you like write a long episode just to discredit his write-up or feel comfortable with your lifestyle. Judgement day is coming when every man will be rewarded according to his work. Believe or not, it doesn't change the fact
floss:
I'm sure God will want you to take a minute break sometimes and rest, Humans especially Nigerians forget everything including events, actions, lifestyle, belief, thoughts, peace, war etc was designed and created by God and left for humanity to choose, what pastor Righteousness is displaying here is that God made a mistake allowing humanity make use of their free will or probably God never created those things in the first place, probably they just came into existence.
Even from the Christian Holy Book (Bible) it says " On the seventh day God rested" meaning he had to take some time off and forget about man and his problems. Even on some occasions the Pharisees questioned Jesus and his disciples over dining with sinners and tax collectors... meaning that God might not be as Ruthless as Pastor Righteousness and his cohorts are painting him to be, after all the son of God came for sinners and died for them, he acknowledged them but never threatened them or cast them away from his side just as Nigerian pastors threaten their victms about going to hell, You're not God that makes the decision on who is going to hell or who's not going, Preach God's kingdom with Love and not trying to Cajole anyone or puting fear in them.
Let me ask you this "what if on the last day, God decides to allow everyone into his kingdom, will you object because you have been shouting in the name of preaching?...
Sometimes we should not appear holier than God himself or wiser than him.
PoliticsRe: Prof Zulum Enrols 5,361 Orphans In Schools by excel001(m): 11:57am On Aug 13, 2021
Gov Zulum is yet to consider enrolling those their parents are still alive while the Bokoharam that made these ones orphans are given indomie and tea for just carrying placards asking for forgiveness. Did i read where he said he will bring a teacher to teach them islamiya hmmmmmmm
PoliticsRe: Okowa Warns Lawan: Don’t Vilify Southern Governors by excel001(m): 6:17pm On May 15, 2021
festacman:
I don't walk backwards. I bounce forward boldly.

It is useless wasting time crying about the past when you can use the same time to surmount the challenges the past brought about in the present in order to have a better tomorrow.
I wish i can like your post a million times. Because whoever he has in mind truncated a working system, we should remain stagnant or keep retrogressing. See reasoning!
RomanceRe: Why Can't Guys Date Without Having Sex? by excel001(m): 5:48am On May 01, 2021
dokkyelele:
Not all of them.....I know some who can.
Let me know if you are interested.
So if she is interested you will link her up? Meaning the guys in question are singles. Are you sure they have the money to fund their temptation
CrimeRe: Husband Kills Imam Attahiru Alhassan After ‘Catching Him In Bed’ With His Wife by excel001(m): 2:07pm On Apr 14, 2021
Hmmmm some people get mind oooo, you are stealing something that is not yours and you have the mind to spend hours! Did i read where he said he caught them sleeping? Nawa ooo
PoliticsRe: 2023 Presidency: List Of Potential Candidates From The South East by excel001(m): 10:52am On Apr 09, 2021
kenny1313:
The Truth is that Rochas is the only Igbo man an Hausa man can Vote, The top dogs in the east knows this that's why they are dragging his name to the mud in any given chance.

Northern has the Highest Voting population in Nigeria.
Rochas Okorocha is a house hold name in the whole north.
As much as i don't like this your write-up because of what Rochas has turned himself to, it remains a bitter truth. Rochas is a national figure likewise OUK, i served in Katsina state and i know how he is regarded.
RomanceRe: Coping With Office Romance Aka (coprommy) by excel001(m): 10:46pm On Apr 08, 2021
Lilpen3758:
Which one u break?
My compound lady ooo
RomanceRe: Coping With Office Romance Aka (coprommy) by excel001(m): 10:44pm On Apr 08, 2021
ashawopikin:
which one you break? grin
Street, same compound ooo
RomanceRe: Coping With Office Romance Aka (coprommy) by excel001(m): 10:43pm On Apr 08, 2021
kingsolomonjnr01:
sorry about that.... experience is the best teacher.
u must have learnt a big lesson.
and which of them did u fail?
This experience no follow ooo, i broke that of the street, infact same compound
RomanceRe: Coping With Office Romance Aka (coprommy) by excel001(m): 4:27am On Apr 07, 2021
I had this decision not to have affair with 3 sets of ladies.
Ladies in my church, street and work place. But i broke one of the vow two days ago and now it has landed me into big trouble.
RomanceRe: Coping With Office Romance Aka (coprommy) by excel001(m): 4:23am On Apr 07, 2021
kulikuli45:
In a standard office, the IT guys see everything.
Exactly what i wanted to say. Me wey camera dey for him head every seconds i spend in the office.
PoliticsRe: How Talle Mai Ruwa Was Burnt To Death In Bauchi For Blasphemy - Residents by excel001(m): 3:04pm On Apr 01, 2021
Mikehot:
you just ended up crying without saying anything
Leave the guy, he wanted to sound cool and civilized but ended up messing himself up! I don't support jungle justice but how dare you compare a thief that causes harm and even death to someone that verbally insulted a prophet you never met.
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo Defies Expectations As Nigeria's Vice-president by excel001(m): 3:28pm On Mar 30, 2021
LadySarah:
Osinbanjo media Crew all over front-page.
You will be surprised is not more than 3 people that are rebranding and hyping him since someone claims to have more than 10 accounts. the truth is that this government has failed and VP Osibanjo failed with it. you initiated program that does that does not have a direct impact on the life of the masses. All this for 2023 election. RUBBISH

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