"He has been taken care of".

This is not good.

Thank God he has been sent to jail.

When this man loses I will laugh to my full.

Lie.

Instead of saying "stolen" they will say "looted".

See what Buhari has turned Nigeria into. People can't endure the two years that remain. They've had enough.

And the way the policemen are holding him they are like...

You are going nowhere. You must follow and suffer this suffer with us till 2023.

How does someone attempt suicide 5 times? It means you still enjoy living.

Orphan wey still fit go Covenant University...is dat one an orphan?

An orphan is an orphan that loses both parents in 100 level while attending the University of Uyo...

Make we see as you wan take graduate.

And you, Mr F F K, are a saint.

You should be thanking God your addiction is to vital food. Or would you rather be addicted to Arizona?

The Nigerian military is cursed.

See how well they know the names, works, itinerary and bases of the bandits but the Southeast is the only place befitting of the guns and bullets of the military.

I thought they were about cancelling AFCON...

Abeg make dem cancel am so dat Liverpool squad go fit dey complete when I wan squash Chelsea for Stamford bridge.

You know, everybody is a title contender until Liverpool pays them a visit.

Chelsea fans can ask Leicester.

But wait o I want to ask, why didn't the American government pack all these military stuff away. Why did they leave them? Even if they didn't themselves need them again why did they not sell them to other countries? Because I know one thing and that is that these military vehicles and stuff are expensive. Except of course there is an agreement between the Americans and the Taliban.

G

Show of shame.

May be that is one of the sensible things you did but we also need you to also explain to us how you possibly allocated billions of dollars to NEPA yet we still groped in darkness.

Go and query Ganduje's source of income first. What rubbish is this?

Please, just grant them more amnesty.

Already wishing I were an Afghan who escaped in that plane. Free entry into the UK.

Type in full.

Okay now, make all of us start to post am.

That's an average of N3.7million per customer.

So God foresaw all these evils in this country and still brought me to Nigeria. At this point there is almost no hope for Nigeria. 2023 will not solve our problems. Seccession will not. Prayer will not.