₦airaland Forum

Unibenstudent:
are u taller than this.

Jesus! Haba Tallesty1 no tall reach like this na

Tallesty1:
Yea... 5.9 is ok but 6ft is better.

Morning bro, searched everywhere for you on boxing day but couldn't find you.

I wanted to knockout some of your teeth.

You would've beaten me so easily but that if you're the kung fu master

Tallesty1:
By Average here you mean hw many ft?

An average height show be around 5.5-5.9fts

lonngmann:
Their children should be tall
I dont see much height difference...6ft 2in is quite tall o

I tell you

mayapop:

C'mon have not something to share with us

2SWT:
true fact
cos
l
know
nothing
about
s.men

I'm buying this from you. My seven years old lil is likely to know what so**m is, at least because she goes to school. I shouldn't be so quick to judge, how old are you

Skimpledawg:
Like BluePearls said, dz barbie is loyal and she nt only showers me gifts, she disturbs her fam members just to make sure they fix me somewhre(job) so dah I will b comfortable! She believes she can win my love! Tho her family members alwz mock her dat I dnt love her, mehn! Dz babe no send dem! I just taya!

And you truly love but just living in a self denial

Skimpledawg:
She knows bout dz gal! And she is confused as to how n why a fellow girl loves her man madly to d extent of ditching a rich and flamboyant niccur for her humble boy

I know you're confuse now but what is your mind telling you to do?

kristen12:
These aren't enough reasons sha........

But seriously, why will a lady go into lesbianism when there are able men that are willing

That was the reason for this thread sweetheart

There is nothing wrong with talking her - I mean just talking

You mean when trying to woo a girl or when in a relationship

Skimpledawg:
I do care bout her tho! Buh she just nt ma kind of girl....maybe I dint mention dat I av a gf nd I love her dearly! And she loves me too! Buh dz babe is just a pain in d arse. She keeps tokn of marriage as if she will pay the groom price

You mean you have been cheating on her? Did she know about it?

Skimpledawg:
Lol niqqa! Dz babe actually loves me real! Just dnt knw d words to tell her off dah wnt make her cry dat much! She is so soft

Congratulation bro, you are already in love with her . Why do care about her if don't don't love her esp someone who has a pain in your assshole

2SWT:
Omawumi's voice singing**If u ask me na who l go ask

So you have nothing to contribute to this thread

kayman77:
It's very effective,when my girl discovered the effectiveness,she doesn't even care about the smell any longer,she applies it every time we have sex...lol

So i don't need to spend money buying cream for my gf again. Guess my next action

youngpol:
Well, i would take it that the fluid our OP here is refering to is the one that comes out of the males, commonly known as sp*rm. It is true. It contains a set of‎تالالاتةيعغقعوي‎ that is very effective in moisturizing and keeping the skin in good condition. Now don't go abt wanking your mole in the name of using it on your skin...

I was definitely asking about the sper.m. My post just got modified automatically like I send them , i.e were fluid comes about. Trying mood activated

Hey guys, what is the title of this movie

tosyne2much:
I just thought of this nasty stuff and decided to bring it up here... If we were to pay N5000 jst to toast every lady not minding if she would decline ur request or successful end up friend-zoning u.. Am pretty sure higher percentage of Nigerian dudes wldnt toast up to 5 ladies before marriage especially those who ar stil seeking employment; and more often than not, d rate of Chop-and Clean mouth wld reduce

So guys how often would u woo ladies if u were to pay 5k per wooing?

It depend on how fat my pocket is at a time

2SWT:
singing in Omawimi's voice ** if u ask me na who l go ask...

Lol. Then you have no other option than to accept my idea dear.

bestdeals0:
Which fluid is that?..correction fluid or?

Modified

serious

I was having a discussion with a runs girl about the various creams one can use to smoothen the skin, and she told me that, s.emen is also very effective in smoothening the skin . She plainly told me that she has been using it - though she said, she usually mix the s.emen with her cream. I was shocked to hear that and I had to ask three of my female friends for confirmation, but none of them ever heard of it. That is why I have run up here to Nairaland to look for help. Can s.emen be use for smoothening the skin
My Cream experts, Biologists Doctors etc over to you

2SWT:
Gentleman.....opposite of woman wrapper...?


U're really an exjoker

Oya tell us what the opposite is

FLAWLES:
See all this DRUNKARDS and WIFE BEATers(mtsswww

Hey

Because they have fish brain

Forgiving her should not be a problem if she is actually sorry for her selfish behavior

Gentleman

You have played your part dear...maybe he needed time to reciprocate your love

What was she thinking when she dated the broke guy?

Rapsainot:
nice one from the Americans

Was Americans the only people listed on that list? There was an Irish, a Spanish and a Scottish listed on that list too

Beautifully staged. My pray is that Ebola will be over power in the first quarter of 2015