₦airaland Forum

pazienza:
Ijaw men and women must have been infertile to be that old and have just over 2million people in terms of population.
Joke of the day.

By your definition Isreal, Iran, Ethiopia, Egypt etc should be the most populated countries in the world....

Do you know how old the Russ is?
And what is the population of Russia?

Some times I try to wonder how some of you use your brains but, it beats my imagination.

Kukutente23:
And yours raised a zombie

It's a disaster

Keep following me about

[quote author=Malroux post=133398310][/quote]Your ancestors were jumping from tree to tree dragging space with monkeys and walking naked when these were already towns with zinc roof.
As at Independence your people were still walking naked while these cities were built....

If you have any sense you would know that this is sign of early civilization which can not be found in your place....

Go to Egypt, Israel, Ethiopia and insult them for having old buildings also....
You are still mentally jumping from tree to tree dragging tree branches with monkeys....

Kukutente23:
Shut up

Since you guys see experts at sharing pictures
Why don't you share pictures of work that's ongoing or is your camera bad

Who let the dogs out

First sentence is "shut up"

Your parents did a horrible job at raising you.
It's pity

justi40:
You said nationwide on Monday, okay I will give you the benefit of doubt, on Tuesday afternoon I will go get fuel to confirm the new price.
For now I keep my hailing to myself
Naira swap indeed and price no come back 500 naira
Wash, please Sir rest, even us to we dun rest for you refinery matter after you scam us wit fake hope of price reduction during construction and groundbreaking

Naira swap only means the crude would be sold in Naira and not in Dollars. It will still be sold at the equivalent of the dollar.

Many of you swim in ignorance and you speak from the dept of the ignorance

Kukutente23:
This one don go from minister of works to minister of talks

Na mouth he dey use build road

That's how they claimed they'll start Lagos Calabar from the Calabar end in June.

Na December we dey now and they are yet to even complete just 20km even with claims of almost 2trn released

I fear APC has corrupted this man's file

Have you gone to the sites and you found them not working?
Or your are just practicing your bitterness

mankan2k7:
No life jacket for a sitting governor?

He is on a yatch.
Doesn't need a jacket.
Except there is an emergency

malali:
Bola Tinubu’s recent fiscal policies—like the fuel subsidy removal and naira redesign—were meant to stabilize the economy, but they’ve caused widespread suffering. Could this have been avoided? Absolutely, if implemented with more care.

First, gradual change would’ve made all the difference. Instead of a sudden fuel price hike, a phased approach, paired with support for the vulnerable, could’ve eased the burden. The abruptness of the changes left Nigerians struggling to cope with the shock to their wallets.

Second, communication is key. The government failed to explain the long-term benefits of these policies, leaving many confused and frustrated. Nigerians needed to understand how these moves would eventually improve their lives, but instead, they were left in the dark.

If Tinubu’s team had taken a more gradual and inclusive approach, Nigerians wouldn’t be in the pain they’re in today. Leadership isn’t just about bold moves—it’s about timing, empathy, and long-term vision. That’s where the failure lies.

There was no possible way the Tinubu administration would have executed the subsidy removal gradually sir.
The subsidy was already removed by the Buhari administration in 2022.
The subsidy was never captured in the 2023 budget.
NNPC was paying the subsidy from January 2023 and they continued to say they won't pay beyond May 2023.
Without a budget provision for subsidy and Tinubu coming in on the 29th of May, being the last days of May. How would he have removed the subsidy gradually.

Be he announced or not the subsidy was gone.
We all saw it in the 2023 budget, we all heard NNPCL say they won't pay beyond May.
So everybody suddenly acting suprised on the 29th of May is funny.

Nigerians no dey hear word
I want us to note that most of the stampedes we have had in recent days has not really being the fault of Organizers but the stubbornness and stewpeedity of Nigerians.
We never listen and follow instructions.
So even when organisers say follow door A, you will see Nigerians at door B, C, D and some at G.

Tell Nigerians to queue up and form a straight line and you will see a circle with hundreds of people in the middle.

My sons we stock in traffic after going bowling at Twin Waters a few days ago. I was told the traffic light at Marwa was working but some people ran the red lights and blocked the road... They got home about 11pm.

We are never orderly and when we are told to behave we get mad....

The problem with Nigeria is not and I repeat it's NOT the politicians.
The problem with Nigeria is "The Nigerian Mindset".

We want Nigeria to be like the sanner clins but we behave insane.

Are we going to import citizens who will behave on our behalf?

We call them sanner clines because the residents of those countries act sane...

Very good of the President

gabolak:
It is not always about poverty jare, many times our people are not disciplined and orderly

Thank you Sir.

Tho the OP didn't provide the source of this news for to be certain it's not fake.

I want us to note that most of the stampedes we have had in recent days has not really being the fault of Organizers but the stubbornness and stewpeedity of Nigerians.
We never listen and follow instructions.
So even when organisers say follow door A, you will see Nigerians at door B, C, D and some at G.

Tell Nigerians to queue up and form a straight line and you will see a circle with hundreds of people in the middle.

My sons we stock in traffic after going bowling at Twin Waters a few days ago. I was told the traffic light at Marwa was working but some people ran the red lights and blocked the road... They got home about 11pm.

We are never orderly and when we are told to behave we get mad....

The problem with Nigeria is not and I repeat it's NOT the politicians.
The problem with Nigeria is "The Nigerians Mindset".

We want Nigeria to be like the sanner clins but we behave insane.

Are we going to import citizens who will behave on our behalf?

We call them sanner clines because the residents of those countries act sane...

seunayantokun:
Father died at 76
Uncle died at 66 - Mysterio Snr
Son living and is 50 - Mysterio Jnr, mentored by uncle.

Dont blame me.
The writer wasn't very clear.

He didn't state who was who.
He just kept mentioning names and ages like we grew up in the same community with the Mysterios

Father 76
son 66
another son 50


I may need to read through this again

This Obidients no dey tire

dapsoneh:
I trust Obasanjo, he will vehemently reject this
He doesnt believe in being wastful
He will tell Tinubu, the money cls be channed to spmething else

On a lighter note, Tinubu na crazy man aswear
Come and collect my money and still run ur mouth anyhow, na wetin we go use campaign be that

You mean the same money they have collected year in year out?
He will suddenly say NO?
Some of you don't even know what the budget says until some media asses bring up things like this.

This is jn the budget every year yet Nigerians don't know.
una ignorance dey weak person

Bello is a huge disgrace to our great party.
We encourage the EFCC to get their job done no matter whose ox is gored.

It's a shame to have the likes of Bello in our party

Bello is a disgrace to the great APC

Frankiss44:
The state house of assembly has no constitutional right to suspend elected local government chairmen.. Know this and know peace

Smokers

vanbonattel:
You really failed economics in school. POS agents now stronger than banks, go back to school.

LoL
If you understand a sentence in what I just wrote you won't be saying this.

When or where did I say POS controls the bank.
I am telling you that the POS agents buy money from the gas stations, the traders and all.
People who used to take money to the banks no longer take money to the banks.
If you had any education, you would know that banks don't mint money.
Banks give out money that is deposited.
When nobody is depositing money what will they give....

Block heads be claiming woke

vanbonattel:
Anything to limit or kill all the small businesses is what drug baron and his bunch of crooks wants.

The POS agents are the reason you don't have money in the banks.
There is cash out there but no money in the banks.
With this move, the POS agents will stop buying cash from traders and traders will have to take their money to the bank so that you can now withdraw from the ATM without anybody asking you to pay for you to spend your money

Long overdue.
This needed to happen

Edygrin:
"Former President Buhari is personally not the owner of the said plot of land, which is allocated in the name of a ‘Muhammadu Buhari Foundation.

The Foundation was itself floated by some utilitarian individuals around him who, it must be said, went about it in a lawful manner with the support of a number of well-meaning persons."
One thing with media aides is that most of them just come out to debunk things without knowing whether it will resonate well or not.

The land belonged to a foundation in Buhari's name) that was floated by individuals around him, how come the ex-president never told them to do away with the land if he wasn't interested, this was the same thing that happened in his administration, he sent people around him including his relatives to loot the nation dry so that he'll maintain a good name when his stooges are eventually caught.

Buhari is a very corrupt individual, they called GEJ clueless because he couldn't control some people in his administration, if GEJ was clueless then I wonder what Buhari is.

It clearly stated there that the president rejected the land but because it doesn't suit your narrative you became temporarily blind when you got to that line

When will the most popular Nigerian billionaires be recognized na.

Everyone in that region keeps saying he is a billionaire. I no dey understand

Ballzproblem2:
Still no news about the children that died from stampede in oyo state .

Should we stop breathing?

This one done see one mumu buy tickets for am now, we no go hear word again

Kukutente23:
I hope you have seen the FG's stand on the suspension

https://www.nairaland.com/8297216/fg-says-edo-governor-no/2

Shame on you. I know you'll go back to your vomit now

You can see that you are actually retarded.
We were talking about the state house of Assembly.
The news initially said it was the state house of Assembly...
was i talking about the governor...

You a re just a retard.
No wonder someone was calling out your brainlessness on the other thread

Topman7:
This is all about state police coming up soon.

Other states will follow suit.

Good stuff.

You mean Lagos state police trust fund just started?

lol
How many police, military, nscdc vehicles do you see in Lagos without "Lagos State Security Trust Fund" written on them?

Una go just dey talk wetin una no sabi

Ahmback:
Another white elephant project done and delivered but will never be of service to the public till it begins to get rotten.

Meanwhile, for just N5,000 you can get outstanding flyers and logos for your business/brand. Check flyer for contact detail

Do you know what a "white elephant project" is

I was in primary school when I knew what a white elephant project is...

Your parents sending you to school is a white elephant project...

Kukutente23:
Shut up you lying scoundrel

Your imagination gave you a baby mama and an SUV from inside the keke napep you're typing from

I don't blame you

How can anyone support APC and still be sane

Even what you read you still can't recap.
I clearly stated the trim of car but you turned it around and you are the person calling me a liar....

I actually have time this afternoon tho....

Else how I am arguing with a man who cannot read beats my imagination....
From the previous thread you are the same and only person who lacks comprehension.
Same way I wrote something clearly and you said I wrote another thing.
You are hear again....

Who are those selling phones to mad people in Nigeria...


All you have been saying is "shut up".......

Some of you have remained poor because of you lack of courtesy and moral....
But who am to blame you for what your parents did wrong.
proper upbringing from your parents would have prevented this.
Unfortunately your children will learn this madness from you and the circle continues...
Pity

Kukutente23:
You're still here lying
Dem take lie swear for you?

This is beyond you... We are all on earth but definitely not the same reality.....
Keep following me from thread to thread.
I have finally given you a job.
I am on my way to another thread if you are not there before I get there you will be suspended, I expect you to take this your job seriously..