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Bootybuttchic: perv alert

No I jux like to straf

Bootybuttchic: i dont know why people fear soldiers,it amazes me ,
maybe cos am an excommando sha

bootyy commando abi

Chorus

War is in the airrr
Tell dem fi prepare
Experimentist
Buss up di bombaclaat rifle make dem hear
Buss it ova there
Clap it ova here
Dem scared
Mi nuh see nuh bwoy
Wosa weh mi fear

Verse one

Me realise, a dead man walking
Face me and get ya head buss out
(Time) you dead easy
Dem find you wit your suck-tongue cut out
Dem gyal dem say you love suck thing
Put mi gun inna yuh mouth
And make yuh suck out
How much time you fi dead inna war
How much time yuh wan yuor head buss out?
Mi see you first mi gun ah bust unu know me
Di gay a gwan like is ah on going story
When Experimentist a kill
Mi a kill fi di glory
We haffi dead
But bumbohole dead before me
And dem a hype wid a one gun
And ah hype wid a two gun
Gully God a fiyah new gun
Twenty man a fiyah one strap
Dat a crew gun
Infrared well screw dung
Inna face dem see di nine
Head flat out like a shoes tongue
Kibaki nuh cater ah fi who son
Knock head outta socket
Mi bust di big matic
Ah suh mi kill bwoy gruesome

Chorus

You hear
Dem betta prepare..........

You fit book space for facebook?

Andyblaze: Guys, i need your help on this.

I had a very strong reason to believe my gurl is
cheating on me, coz when she visits, she never
answers any calls. she would later switch off her
phone and claim it did on its own. The more
pronounced one is a number that reads 'sweet
mother' which she never picks as well, according to
her, "ma mum wld not be pleased if she hear noise
in the background" 'i will rather call her back when
we are home', she will say. believe me that chapter
is closed for that day.

it so happened that she got terribly ill recently, and
was admitted. the same 'sweet mother' called. i
picked the phone hoping to inform her mother of her
state, but to my greatest shock, i heard a white man
that wld definitely be in his late 40s or early 50s
speak, on hearing a male voice, he hung up. he later
called thrice, of which he did same as he first did -
hung up.

he then sent a text saying - 'im coming to lagos on
saturday, dont expect a call'. that was friday night.
when she recovered, i enquired from her who it was
that called, she told me if it's because of the bills i
paid that is giving me rights over her i should make
them available and she will re-pay me back.

i forgot to mention that the money i used to settle
the hospital bills was supposed to clear part of fees,
now im not in school.

wt do i do? i still love her.




#BITG

Source pls?

Atmmachine: What is in his tumbler ? Ogogoro or Water

na white b dat o

holyboss: Presii na handsome man O see as he full d chair with hin pink lips









If u wish for it click like GEJ till 2019

I'm I mad?

If I no comment for dis thread na bleeps up.

Hmm, Yes/No

When did dis hapun?

Oh boy I don high o, God!

Banyami: i Nigeria 3 Germany 0

Amin

prettythicksme: hmmm but shey you have money

money no b problem.. So u like money?

Legalise marijuana

GeneralBadman: This Boy ehnnn

You never repent.

Wait make I go price for my area, shall be back.

Hahahahahahaahahahahaahaha

Anambra Adigo Mma.

repent for wetin? I be sinner?



Abeg confirm am one time..

prettythicksme: I for agree say make we hook up but afraid of your moniker make you no go use me as an experiment

I don't do that! I'll treat you like a lady

etunoman76: Nigeria’s controversial preacher, T.B. Joshua of The Synagogue Church Of All Nations (SCOAN), has declared that the killer disease Ebola currently ravaging West Africa is from ‘the pit of hell’.

According to Mr. Joshua, who, on Sunday, led his congregation in prayer for the nations and individuals affected by the disease, time was up for the ‘strange ailment’ and life would soon return to normal for the affected countries.

“The so called strange ailment coming from three nations – Guinea, Sierra Leone, Liberia… satan is the manufacturer, the source,” Joshua defiantly declared to the faithful.

“Begin to capture the covenant of that strange sickness,” the cleric then enjoined the congregation. “Command that strange ailment to come out and go to the pit of hell, in the name of Jesus Christ!”

“Because of Christ, people of Liberia, Sierra Leona, Guinea, you are released,” Mr. Joshua said, accompanied by the vibrant congregants in a service believed to have been viewed by millions worldwide through Joshua’s Christian television station Emmanuel TV.

The controversial pastor boldly declared that God had spoken to him to pray for the nations affected by Ebola as its reign of fear was close to closure.

The pastor, cited to be one of Africa’s most influential individuals, decried the toll Ebola had taken on society, especially in the areas of kinship and kindness.

“People are no longer their brother’s keepers because of this strange disease,” he lamented, adding that if someone publicly collapsed from any form of sickness, people would likely abandon the invalid as opposed to lending a helping hand.

“Once satan takes love out of people, he has taken life. Satan is not happy that we are one; he is against oneness. He knows when we are not one, we can be defeated,” he fumed.

“The weapon satan is afraid of is love,” Mr. Joshua continued. “Satan can fight anything but he cannot fight love.”

The cleric then cited a poignant question asked by Jesus in Luke 18:8: “When the Son of Man comes, will he find faith on the earth?”

He added that the prayer Jesus offered for His followers’ faith not to fail indicated challenges would arise in the last days which would make many ‘abandon their faith’, Ebola being one of such challenges.

Mr. Joshua made headlines this week in local and international media for sending 4,000 bottles of ‘Anointing Water’ to the Ebola-stricken nation of Sierra Leone on the request of the government, alongside $50,000 in humanitarian aid.

Last week, Mr. Joshua debunked a rumour attributed to him that went viral in Nigeria claiming that bathing in salt water could prevent the disease.

With over 1.2million followers on Facebook and 90,000 YouTube subscribers, the preacher has a huge social media following.



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Idowu Suckca Olalekan

My wife and I were having a serious quarrel
when I said to her...
"pack your things and ....."
At that point, her phone rang, so I had to stop
for her to receive the call.
It was her her dad. The phone was on speaker
so I could hear what he was saying. After the
usual pleasantries between father and daughter,
he said:
"my daughter, I have transferred $1,000,000
into your account, give your husband $500,000
out of it, and you can have the other half."
After the good-byes, the call ended, and she
turned to me:
"you said I should pack my things and do
what?"
"I SAID PACK YOUR THINGS AND GIVE THEM
TO ME TO WASH.

onila: am here, babe

Ok holla at a brother then

onila: what favour

I want you

Wow

Onila pls I need your favour

Kindly confirm the price and tell us here.. We are working on a survey..

Aall we are saying is, give us GMB

Satan has suffered.. *continues smoking weed, passes claro to Satan*

atilla: I stay behind tantalizers phase 1 so I'm always around. K o. Enjoy ur ganja

ok we go hook up on a good day.. Shey u knw dat barber shop around there?

mrceo63:
ok i bet one beg of lizard shi*t..

hw u tek gather one bag? U be chinese?

Nnamdini: Interesting write-up from the quran but i want to make something clear.the events are a bit distorted by the biblical version & also the book of the jews but something else happened thereafter.

The children of Pharoah became muslims while the children of Moses(Musa) became mostly jews and some christians.

interesting.. How come?

Smoke a lot of weed and chicks will be all over you like cloths

WTF! I commented first on this thread but my comment ain't even at top 10

*smashes head on the wall*

mrceo63: I bet..

ok I bet one bag of weed

victorazy: If ur thinking so bro, ur making a very big mistake "Allah is diff from God" you can find that in the characters of their warshipers, one is gentle but the other is mad.

ok