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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Expert17: 8:34pm On Aug 21, 2020
OJURONGBE1:
I hope those touting Diego Carlos for Chelsea can see how reckless and flustered when under pressure he is.
Imagine paying £64m for this piece of crap.
Saw this on the game thread

Diego Carlos has now conceded a penalty in each of his last three UEL appearances:

⭕️ Quarter-final vs. Wolves
⭕️ Semi-final vs. Man Utd
⭕️ Final vs. Inter
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Expert17: 8:20pm On Aug 21, 2020
Our boy doing well in Italy...


*Romelu Lukaku has now scored 34 goals for Inter Milan this season, matching Ronaldo’s record for most goals in a debut season for the club.


*6 - Romelu Lukaku is the first player to score in six consecutive knockout stage matches in major European competition since Cristiano Ronaldo between 2012 and 2013. Inevitable


*Romelu Lukaku has now scored in ELEVEN consecutive UEL games:

☑️ Wolfsburg
☑️ Young Boys
☑️ Young Boys
☑️ Dynamo Kyiv
☑️ Dynamo Kyiv
☑️ Ludogorets
☑️ Ludogorets
☑️ Getafe
☑️ Leverkusen
☑️ Shakhtar
☑️ Sevilla
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Expert17: 8:11pm On Aug 21, 2020
Lukaku nice one.

OLE come and learn how to win trophy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Expert17: 6:41pm On Aug 21, 2020
I don't know how you want to convince someone who don't believe in God....,to believe in juju.

Make the matter die abeg.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Expert17: 5:46pm On Aug 21, 2020
donjazet:
I see you've added more stories to the one you had before. cheesy cheesy
It's either these tales are lies or you managed to condition your naive and gullible mind to believe misconstrued events.

You only continue to promulgate ignorance, myths and fairy tales that have held sway in our African mentality and society. Myths that fall flat in the face of logic and scrutiny.

You have still not described or shown me how a stolen prick looks like.
You have still not shown me a video proving the efficacy of "touch and follow" or the so-called magun.


One only wonders why Africa will be the bedrock of powerful magics but still be leading the world in all negative indices of life. Shortest average life span, highest crime rate, highest poverty rate etc.

Why can't this juju which you claimed help catch a thief help our police men to catch all criminals and make our society crime free.
Why couldn't buhari use touch and follow on trump to enable him come to Nigeria and help us?


Why can't our juju men band together and establish multi-billion dollar health and security industries that will show the worlds military how to be naturally bullet proof, instead our military men are chopping bullet and dying like fowl.

Why can't this juju men form multi-billion dollar finance services since they have the "power" to make people fall mugu instead they are all wretched men living in ingrained poverty.

Sege my bro, you need to evolve in your thought process. we are now in an era where it is very easy to dump ignorance and be enlightened, we are no more in the 15th century where access to information was a privilege. Educate yourself, my brother.
You are the same person who wrote in your DIARY about parts of dead bodies bn sold to ritualist for various purpose.

I guess the purpose is for suya.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Expert17: 3:54pm On Aug 21, 2020
Funny comments about Maguire's arrest on FP


"Defender on the pitch, attacker off the field

When he sees attackers on the pitch coming, he no go fit defend himself

I trust Bruno Penaldenz, he will accept the penalty on behalf of maguire"

And

"
Woeful captain, both on and off pitch

Why will you attack police when you're a defender"

grin grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Expert17: 11:05am On Aug 21, 2020
Leyqute:
Where you played as a professional GK?

Isn’t that why you want Utd to sell DDG? Cos you know better than him?
cheesy cheesy

No vex.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Expert17: 10:56am On Aug 21, 2020
Leyqute:
Didn’t you grow up in Ireland?
Ireland?

Fut Minna in Ireland? cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Expert17: 9:36am On Aug 21, 2020
Bjteensdes24:
@bolded can be explained well..the case of doing charm that doesn't allow only gunshot to penetrate but other things can just like doing okigbe( machete won't enter if being used on you) but if stone or glass is used on you, it will penetrate
Good points,...that's why I laugh at those that are saying nothing like charm.

Even this common MAGUN in Yoruba land is a very potent charm.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Expert17: 9:23am On Aug 21, 2020
Segedinho:
grin grin

I understand perfectly well that we human are crafted in such a way to believe whatever we want to until somehow first hand experience changes our orientation

Talking about juju,i have done it n it worked perfectly

I have someone that did "touch and follow"on a gal that really dislike him back den in d sec school

I have seen witches confessed on a verifiable account infact an aunt of mine confessed years back.

My late dad has really made me understand the repercussion of using juju negatively.

Some things can't be explained physically/scientifically.

Here in 9ja,we had bakassi in d ibo land.

I have friends that have been shot in close range but no penetration cos he was an OPC.


I know many will wonna debunk my statement

B4 u do,ask ur self what is my gain to disparage my aunt and d upheld d efficacy of juju just to score a point


Thanks

grin grin
The same juju we use back then in boarding school to reveal/expose thieves among us....

I have seen guys that bullet can't penetrate but cutlass can, how will they explain this.

I have friends doing Yahoo-plus, using innocent girls... Go to Lautech.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Expert17: 9:14am On Aug 21, 2020
odizeey:
Sule don fall JuJu advocates hand. embarassed

Fall our hands.
The person wey drop picture don mad already......go check the guy profile and posts.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Expert17: 6:23pm On Aug 20, 2020
BARAJ92:
Mention a single team that has been winning trophies by sacking coach up and down after going three or four years without trophy.
Liverpool started winning trophies in the third or fourth season of Klopp. Chelsea has a stabilized team.
We dey here together, EPL is starting soon.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Expert17: 4:29pm On Aug 20, 2020
Sulele04:
IT IS NOT GOOD TO BE IGNORANT.
THE CHARM THAT WILL DESTROY LOW-LIFES LIKE YOU IS VERY CHEAP, CHEAPER THAM PURE WATER. BUT THE CHARM THAT WILL MAKE YOUR LIFE DECENT AGAIN IS WORTH MORE THAN YOUR LIFE ITSELF.

POST YOUR PIC HERE 50NAIRA IS WHAT I WILL SPEND, IF YOU DONT RUN MAD I WILL EAT MY WORDS.
Memory verse
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Expert17: 3:44pm On Aug 20, 2020
OtemAtum:
I know three herbalists and none of their children is living large. Give me home address of a herbalist whose child is living large. I want to interact with him or her.
I will connect you with them once they are looking for human head to renew their money ritual for the month of September
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Expert17: 3:32pm On Aug 20, 2020
OtemAtum:
What I'm saying is that if Tinubu, Obasanjo, Buhari etc are seeing some baba somewhere, then they would be paid in millions. Then we should be having many hushpuppi babalawos up and down. The Babalawo I know on nairaland is just an hustler like many here. Pastors are the real deal. They know how to cash out on both the rich and the poor cheesy
You watch Yoruba movies too much, thats why you think Herbalist don't have money.

Go and check their kids living large
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Expert17: 3:23pm On Aug 20, 2020
OtemAtum:
Thisl is a very wrong opinion. If true, we should be have herbalists cashing out billions from the politicians. But what do we have? Poor, hustling bedbug infested herbalists all over. So pastor Osinbajo too is seeing a juju priest. What about Bill Gate, is he spiritually backed too?
Is the Herbalist ready to sacrifice his mother? his erection? Can he stop eating anything that has salt or pepper?? Etc

Bro, condition dey...It's not easy.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Expert17: 3:11pm On Aug 20, 2020
OtemAtum:
grin cheesy

Our politicians are doing evil, but he can't use any of their pictures. It is one dude out there that hasn't done any harm to his ancestors and will do no harm to his generations he wants his pictures cheesy Yeye can smell!!
90% of politicians are spiritually backed.

You think say na ordinary eyes dey de use cheesy cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Expert17: 1:11pm On Aug 20, 2020
Clubs dey win trophies with taking right and fast decisions on managers.....we still dey talk of DNA and Philosophy.

Kwantinue.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Expert17: 12:37pm On Aug 20, 2020
Lana1:
Shey when i brought it up, they said it's ok for the club to owe half a billion in debts.

They've tried. They have really tried. Leemao!
grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Expert17: 6:50pm On Aug 19, 2020
Nezzjnr:
I don't think he'll be sold anytime soon cheesy cheesy

Heard the club want to get rid of a particular Defender to get funds for Sancho

Dortmund rejected the plan of us paying 80 20 20
We have to be fast with Sancho's deal.

Once Barcelona offload Coutinho, Rakitic, Suarez and some other stars...they will surely look to the direction of Sancho.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Expert17: 6:38pm On Aug 19, 2020
Nezzjnr:
Expert17 food don land ooo cheesy grin

De Gea has to sit up now
Let's just sell him now, he will be 30 soon and currently on 375k per week.

His transfer fee and addition of his weekly wages go almost complete Sancho money. ....I don tire for the guy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Expert17: 6:35pm On Aug 19, 2020
KingAlabi:
God, this is the hilarious

so it's KDB that does the work and doesn't follow pep tatics cheesy

Bruno doesn't follow ole tactics cheesy

Sha I no dey surprised na GK I dey talk too, na to Sidon for post dey look you sabi. grin

we United fans deserve Lingard as AM
we are fucking ungrateful.
If you watch Sarri's Juventus and some of those below average ex- Barcelona coaches you will understand my point.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Expert17: 4:45pm On Aug 19, 2020
Panther7:
We are spending heavily on one player, the spending is not evenly distributed. People keep saying we spent 200M but we just bought 4 players just 4! Out of that 200M 80 went to slabhead. Even the players we bought are replacement for players that left Maguire for smalling and AWB for Valencia, we didn't spend money to upgrade any position except from bruno which was need.
Nothing concern Glazers with all this...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Expert17: 4:30pm On Aug 19, 2020
Panther7:
Exactly!! They borrowed money to even buy United, it is regard as the most hostile takeover of any Football club till date.
We know all that,.

But we are spending heavily on Transfers regularly.

Maguire- Highest fee for a defender in EPL
Pogba- Highest fee for a midfieder in EPL

We still have the 2nd highest wage bill in the world.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Expert17: 4:17pm On Aug 19, 2020
Panther7:
Don't we need more quality? Maybe Poch will do a better job or Nagelsmann with these sort of players.
So Leipzig and Spurs players are better ours??

Yes , we need signings but this man can't tweak formation, can't make big decisions, so many things guyy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Expert17: 4:05pm On Aug 19, 2020
Panther7:
People are just quick to criticize, before January how many people saw United finishing 3rd with 3 semifinals?
Na Bruno cause all these now some people think we should be uplifting the champions league.
All is well!
Bruno did the magic, not OLE.

That's why after every defeat, you will hear something like "we need quality additions"
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Expert17: 4:02pm On Aug 19, 2020
eph12:
How is this a fault of Glazers? I don't understand. They have been releasing money, they still released 200m last season. It's not their fault if the money is spent wrongly
They want Glazers to spend all their income on Transfers...

They should mention 5 clubs that have spent higher than us since Glazers took over.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Expert17: 3:59pm On Aug 19, 2020
handelex:
So between Kante and Herrera who would you pick for your team?
Messi and Aguero who would you pick?

It doesn't mean Aguero is not good...

Herrera was our best midfieder during his time 2014-2019, so stop the agenda.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Expert17: 3:34pm On Aug 19, 2020
Leyqute:
Was about to mention this.

How many teams got to the semi final of all the competitions they entered at the beginning of the season?

We were 3 wins away from lifting 3 trophies. That in itself is not enough but no he moinmoin. Last season how many finals did we get to and how many semi finals?

Expert, if progress was staring at you in the face you wouldn’t see it.
Losing big games is progress?

So we didn't win Europa under Mourinho?

We didn't win FA cup under Van Gaal?

grin grin

OLE is not tactically sound, he is just a baby coach....simple.
The team is doing well due to the players self- abilities, we need the manager's brilliance, tactical moves and big decisions.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Expert17: 3:11pm On Aug 19, 2020
thorrvik55:
EPL did not fit Lukaku?
Yes grin grin grin and he scored 100+ goals

Italy suit his game bettter
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Expert17: 3:09pm On Aug 19, 2020
weedtaker:
Lukaku is an excellent goal scorer and would always deliver when played to his strength, apparently Jose was trying to use him as a target man which he clearly wasn’t, Lukaku struggled just like most of our players since SAF retired. we’re lucky the ones we put our trust in did not fail us. The move benefited all teams and player involved, conte should enjoy his man.
I rate Herrera, Fred is an excellent replacement though. I think Herrera as a DM for us was better than Matic [I know say you no go gree for dis one tongue ]

I’m not saying his sale was a mistake shaa,, I’m just happy that he’s finally playing at the biggest stage. I hope he gets an appearance in the final and win the CUp cheesy
He will surely play some part,... I'm happy he will end up as a Treble winner in his 1st season.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Expert17: 3:00pm On Aug 19, 2020
weedtaker:
jittery for where? Herrera is a baller that for some reason many people seem not to rate, yet praise kante to high heavens who even is a less technical player when compared to Herrera.
He was our no 1 midfieder under Van Gaal.

Mourinho go to man in Midfield.

Now he's limited, they should mention a better performer in our midfeld during Herrera tenure.

I fear Man utd fans.

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