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this is a nice idea coming from Mr wole,

we will see if (book) leadership works, i.e if there is any difference between wole and the current politicians

hey jarus,

i think my guy bilms should be one of the ermerging legend on this forum,

i wonder how he moves around on this forum, moving from religion, to sport,music,culture,politics,jokes, lol

d guy deserve it oh

to save u d stress, i quote these just for u to understand why his best miracle is the Qur'an.

As for the Prophet's miracles, it is to be stated that a number of miracles were bestowed upon and performed by the Prophet Muhammad to establish the proof of his prophethood. Those miracles are granted by the power and permission of Allah and are usually in the field in which his people excel and are recognized as superiors. For example, Moses' contemporaries were excellent in magic. So his major miracle was to defeat the best magicians of Egypt of his days. Jesus' contemporaries were recognized as skillful physicians. Therefore, his miracles were to raise the dead and cure the incurable diseases. The Arabs, the contemporaries of the Prophet Muhammad, were known for their eloquence and magnificent poetry. So Prophet Muhammad's major miracle was the Qur'an, the equivalent of which the whole legion of the Arab poets and orators could not produce despite the repeated challenge from the Qur'an itself.

Again Prophet Muhammad's greatest miracle has something special about it. All previous miracles were limited by time and place, i.e., they were shown to specific people at a specific time. Not so the miracle of Muhammad, the Qur'an. It is a universal and everlasting miracle. Previous generations witnessed it and future generations will witness its miraculous nature in terms of its style, content and spiritual uplifting. These still can be tested and will thereby prove the divine origin of the Qur'an.

noetic16:
all I want is a break down . . . , of the miracle. how did he divide the moon? what ladder did he climb to get to the moon? or did the moon come to him?. . .and what was the purpose of dividing the moon?. . . . .please ignore my sarcasm. . .not only do I disbelieve the ridiculous miracle. . . .I also cannot identify the benefit of dividing the moon.

if u re asking these question, then u didn't read d post, so go back and read d post b4 u post anything else

ur question has already been answred many times,

okay

tell me, why english? the islamic nations are mostly arabic speaking, only few english speaking nations are muslims,

so why use english instead of arabic, and even all the english speaking muslim nations also understand arabic, they use it to say there daily prayers,

No muslim will not no arabic because u say ur prayer five times daily in arabic language,

so why english?

jazakallahu

lol

Born Muslim in Jeddah, Saudi-Arabia, return back to my country Nigeria, in the '90's

Am a Sociologist but most of my Sociological answers came from my noble Quran even though Sociologist "are either biased of Islamic Societies or ignorant of Islam" (Max Weber).

I respect people of all kind and their religiosity; but I disrespect people who disrespect my religion.

Muslim apologist, Ahmed Deedat opened my eyes and is my hero. He reminds me of my status as a Muslim and puts me to the point of defence:

Answering the critics. I love the apologetics business.

I love Jesus. I love Mary, the mother of Jesus. I love his religion (Islam) and I also believe in his Gospel and what it teaches.

I don't believe though in the Gospel According to Matthew and Mark and Luke and John.

If Christianity means the religion of Jesus I'm a Christian; I follow the teaching of the Christ Jesus.

But if by Christianity you mean believing in the blood of Jesus as the key to atonement or believe in the divinity of Jesus, something that Jesus didn't say and do; I reject that Christianity.

"Don't close your mind before you gather all the facts"

please, this topic in not meant for argument,

if you have any thing to discus, open a new thread.

plz,

the thread is for sincere and polite discussion,

no using of insulting or abusive language

J.Ijaya:
Blims or wat did u cal your self backside u must be insane did u ever heard artiste crown his fellow artiste a crown,barrister is a traitor and injustice old man.Hav u ever witness or heard dat a footballer will title his fellow footballer a world best,no,but rather d organising body known as FIFA.But we can call saheed d boss and king of nonentities and fighter in fuji world.U can meet me on jamo.ijaya@yahoo.com.Inshort blims is an olodo,ode,oponu,ayirada,obo{monkey}nuisance.Reply me on my mail if u ar really saheed oponu loyal fan.silly

ha ha ha ha

lol



inferiority,

are we playing ball that we need fifa? if i may ask you, who created football?

look at this fool,well its not ur fault, pasuma is a friend to my brother so i wont blame u because i no him better than u

ode,

saheed is a prophet, and he deliver his message thru music,

who create fuji music, not a body but some body, the person acknowledged the talent and crown it the king, i.e best of the bests,

so whats ur stress?

salamualaikum

if you want to see more info about this,

please visit

http://www.islamcan.com/miracles/index.shtml


another proof to man that islam is the way is in turkey,


the earthquake did not affect any mosque and all building rounding it all gone,

many more

Cactus Tree fashions itself to glorify Allah
Place: N/A Source: N/A

Meat testifies to the truth
Place: England, Source: Newspaper

Masjid unaffected once again by earthquake in Turkey
Place: Turkish city of Afyon Date: February 3, 2002

Muhammad written on the Moon - First Discovery
Place: England, America, South Africa Date: January 1, 2002

How Allah is written in Arabic, see this first before seeing the other miracles

Allah and Muhammad written in the Moon
Place: Bransbury and Oxfordshire, England Date: February 3, 2002

A tree in the posture of Islamic prayer
Place: Near Sidney, Australia Date: N/A

Allah written in a Tomato
Place: N/A Date: N/A

Toman fish testifies to the truth
Place: Rawang Date: N/A

Quranic description of explosion of the heavenly bodies come true today
Place: The Cat's Eye Nebula Date: October 31, 1999

Is this Angel Mikael who is in the charge of weather?
Place: N/A Date: N/A

Allah written in a water melon
Place: N/A Date: N/A

Reflections of the word Allah on the world's longest bridge
Place: Peneng Bridge, Malasyia Date: N/A

Allah written in an eggplant
Place: N/A Date: N/A

Allah written by the Bees
Place: Turkey Date: N/A

Allah written in a bean
Place: N/A Date: N/A

Allah written in an Aubergine
Place: N/A Date: N/A

Allah written in the Oceans - picture from Apollo 11 Shuttle
Place: Space Date: N/A

Allah written in an ear of a baby
Place: N/A Date: N/A

Allah written in the hands
Place: Everyone's Hands Date: N/A

Allah written in the clouds
Place: N/A Date: N/A

lol,

so which is the demand of big Girls since u said all listed is is one to them,

abi

because he choose,

the same way he choose you to look like u look not like a goat,

or can u tell me why God choose to give this image you have? and also tell me why he didnt make you look like a goat,

or why must he use english?


The reason why he choosed arabic can be said that because everything about islam is in arabic, and by seeing the name Allah which is arabic testify that Allah is truely the creator,

if he choose to use english, how will you know that islam is d right way?, but by using arabic that is a proof,

and it was stated in the Qur'an

Surah 41:53 Fussilat (Expounded)

Soon We will show them Our Signs in the Regions and in their own souls,
Until it becomes manifest to them that this is the Truth.

surah 41:53



On the earth are Signs for those of assured Faith, as also in your own Selves: Will ye not then see?
And in heaven is your Sustenance, as that which ye are promised. (5003)
Then, by the Lord of heaven and earth, this is the very Truth. (5004)

surah 51:20-22 .


thanx

Assalamualaikum waramatullahi wabarakatu.

May the peace and blessing of the Almighty Allah be with you all ( Ameen)

karo93:
Christianity tells me it secures my hereafter so give me concrete proof or something i ld be looking for

Thanks for your Honesty, and i really appreciate it,

since Christianity promise you hereafter, what will you be looking for in Islam?

what you should be looking for is not in Islam,but in Christianity, u should be looking for the fact that can Christianity really secure you hereafter?

u should look for this answer sincerely, and i promise you, u will not get it, because along d line, u will get confuse,

and when u re confuse that is when Islam will come in, Islam will show you ur confusion and show u the right way,

I am not telling u to accept Islam now, but search ur faith and discover the truth,

this is what God says:

So if they dispute with you, say ‘I have submitted my whole self to God, and so have those who follow me.’ And say to the People of the Scripture and to the unlearned: ‘Do you also submit yourselves?’ If they do, then they are on right guidance. But if they turn away, your duty is only to convey the Message. And in God’s sight are all of His servants.” (Quran 3:20),

proo212:
Christianity tells me that my hereafter is secure if I believe on the Lord Jesus and acknowledge that he died for my sins. If I have done that and live this life accordingly, and why do I have to believe in another 'Prophet' that God supposedly sent many many years after especially when the same sacrifice said it is finished. Ultimately we are saying that the sacrifice that Jesus made on the cross was pointless. That would be a very painful and pointless exercise. Now, who in his right mind will go through all that aggro to find out it was all for nothing. I know I wouldn't.

We all acknowledge that the Almighty God is all knowing, and is the beginning and the end. If he knew that he was going to make "another way" available, why did he offer this huge sacrifice of his son? This means God is not all knowing like everyone says he is.


I am just trying to put this into context here,
In John 15:13, it says that Greater love than this has no man known that a man should lay down his life for his friends. (SACRIFICE) And by this same sacrifice, in Hebrews 10:10, it says "And by that will, we have been made holy through the sacrifice of the body of Jesus Christ once for all." Going on to verse 12 But when this priest had offered for all time one sacrifice for sins, he sat down at the right hand of God. And lastly verse 14 because by one sacrifice he has made perfect forever those who are being made holy.

I guess all I am trying to say is that the sacrifice that was made was/is a one time thing. We do not need a new message or a new way to get to the Father. This is what the bible tells me.

Now who would I believe? Someone that paid such a price for me because he loved me, and tells me to love my neighbours as myself (because, let's face it, If I did that alone, my neighbours shouldn't find problems with me) but hey, we are humans and someone who didn't offer such a sacrifice?

u re welcome and May God increase ur knowledge,

this is exactly what i invite you to seek,

seek the truth about jesus, seek the truth about your religion, seek the truth about ur faith,

i understand you are really concern about all u asked but believe me, i cry when i see people believe in the wrong thing, people do the wrong thing passionately,

how i wish you re doing the right thing, imagine the abundance blessing you will receive from God,

Imagine you doing all u re doing now in the name of God just to get to him and discovered all u have been doing is not what he require of you.

just like a student who enter d exam hall and glance through the question paper and started writing without understanding the question, \

he wrote all he knew and he believed he will pass,

but unknowing to him, he did not understand the question, meaning that all he has been writing is wrong according to the question,

it will be very painful, and there will be nothing you can do about it, there is no chance to comeback and do the right thing,

why dnt you take the chance now to search the truth about your faith

“I invite you to accept Islam. If you accept Islam, you will find safety. If you accept Islam, God will give you a double reward. However, if you turn away, upon you will be the sin of your subjects.”

One of the fundamental truths established by the sacred texts is that no one can be compelled to accept Islam. It is the duty of Muslims to establish the proof of Islam to the people so that truth can be made clear from falsehood. After that, whoever wishes to accept Islam may do so and whoever wishes to continue upon unbelief may do so. No one should be threatened or harmed in any way if he does not wish to accept Islam.

Among the many decisive pieces of evidence in this regard are the following. God says:

“Let there be no compulsion in religion. Truth has been made clear from error. Whoever rejects false worship and believes in God has grasped the most trustworthy handhold that never breaks. And God hears and knows all things.” (Quran 2:256)

God says:

“If it had been your Lord’s will, all of the people on Earth would have believed. Would you then compel the people so to have them believe?” (Quran 10:99)

God says:

“So if they dispute with you, say ‘I have submitted my whole self to God, and so have those who follow me.’ And say to the People of the Scripture and to the unlearned: ‘Do you also submit yourselves?’ If they do, then they are on right guidance. But if they turn away, your duty is only to convey the Message. And in God’s sight are all of His servants.” (Quran 3:20)

God says:

“The Messenger’s duty is but to proclaim the Message.” (Quran 5:99)

Some people might be wondering that if Islam indeed advocates such an approach, then what is all this we hear about jihad? How can we explain the warfare that the Prophet, may the mercy and blessings of God be upon him, and his Companions waged against the pagans? The answer to this is that jihad in Islamic Law can be waged for a number of reasons, but compelling people to accept Islam is simply not one of them. As for conversion, this is to be done peacefully by disseminating the Message with the written and spoken word. There is no place for the use of weapons to compel people to accept Islam.

Had the purpose of jihad been to force the unbelievers to accept Islam, the Prophet would never have commanded the Muslims to refrain from hostilities if the enemy relented. He would not have prohibited the killing of women and children. However, this is exactly what he did.

During a battle, the Prophet saw people gathered together. He dispatched a man to find out why they were gathered. The man returned and said: “They are gathered around a slain woman.” So God’s Messenger said:

“She should not have been attacked!” Khalid b. al-Walid was leading the forces, so he dispatched a man to him saying: “Tell Khalid not to kill women or laborers”.


Anti-Islamic people often use the following verses to justify the stereotype that Islam is a religion of violence and intolerance, which was spread by the sword. The explanations here were aided by Abdullah Yusuf Ali's commentary on the Holy Quran.

Sura 8.12 "Remember thy lord has inspired the angels with the message. Give firmness to the believers and instill terror into the hearts of the unbelievers. Smite them above their necks and smite the fingertips of them."

Sura 9.5 "When the sacred months have passed, kill the idolaters whereever you find them."

Sura 47.4 "When you encounter the unbelievers, Strike off their heads. Untill you have made a wide slaughter among them tie up the remaining captives."

Sura 8 is about a BATTLE - the Battle of Badr - not just some daily affair. A battles take two side to occur. Are you under the impression that while these 'horrid' Muslims were fighting, the enemies were simply standing there like good little peaceful men?

Sura 47 was revealed during the first year of Hijrah when the Muslims were under *threat of extinction* by invasion from Makkah.

Sura 9 is interesting. Non-Muslims almost invariably quote verse 5 but leave out verse 4 and 6. Why? Because verse 4 says, "But the treatires are not dissolved with those Pagans with whom you have entered into alliance and who have you subsequently failed you in aught, nor aided anyone against you. So fulfill your engagements with them to the end of their term: for God Loves the righteous."

And verse 6 says, "If one among the Pagans ask thee for asylum, grant it to him so that he may hear the Word of God; and then escort him to where he can be secure."

So basically what has been done above is:
1. The background to each sura was shown. One cannot take a verse revealed for a battle and insist it is if for the daily affairs of Muslims.

2. It was shown how Non-muslims who wish to attack Islam, conveniently leave out verses before and after their quoted verse. Above, I have shown only one of the many examples.


This long list of verses from the Holy Quran and the Traditions of Prophet Muhammad (may peace be upon him) show that Islam at it's core and at its source is a religion of peace. Terrorists who persecute innocent people because of their faith are not welcome - their use of Islam as a scapegoat, does not make Islam what they portray it to be.
2:256 There is no compulsion in religion, for the right way is clearly from the wrong way. Whoever therefore rejects the forces of evil and believes in God, he has taken hold of a support most unfailing, which shall never give way, for God is All Hearing and Knowing.

16:82 But if they turn away from you, (O Prophet remember that) your only duty is a clear delivery of the Message (entrusted to you).

6:107 Yet if God had so willed, they would not have ascribed Divinity to aught besides him; hence, We have not made you their keeper, nor are you (of your own choice) a guardian over them.

4:79, 80 (Say to everyone of them,) 'Whatever good betides you is from God and whatever evil betides you is from your own self and that We have (O Prophet) sent you to mankind only as a messenger and all sufficing is God as witness. Whoso obeys the Messenger, he indeed obeys God. And for those who turn away, We have not sent you as a keeper."

11:28 (Noah to his people) He (Noah) said "O my people! think over it! If 1 act upon a clear direction from my Lord who has bestowed on me from Himself the Merciful talent of seeing the right way, a way which you cannot see for yourself, does it follow that we can force you to take the right path when you definitely decline to take it?°

17:53, 54 And tell my servants that they should speak in a most kindly manner (unto those who do not share their beliefs). Verily, Satan is always ready to stir up discord between men; for verily; Satan is mans foe , Hence, We have not sent you (Unto men O Prophet) with power to determine their Faith.

21:107 to 109 (O Prophet?) 'We have not sent you except to be a mercy to all mankind:" Declare, "Verily, what is revealed to me is this, your God is the only One God, so is it not up to you to bow down to Him?' But if they turn away then say, "I have delivered the Truth in a manner clear to one and all, and I know not whether the promised hour (of Judgment) is near or far."

22:67 To every people have We appointed ceremonial rites (of prayer) which they observe; therefore, let them not wrangle over this matter with you, but bid them to turn to your Lord (since that is the main objective of religion). You indeed are rightly guided. But if they still dispute you in this matter, (then say,) `God best knows (the value of) what you do."

88:21, 22; also see 24:54 And so, (O Prophet!) exhort them your task is only to exhort; you cannot compel them to believe.

48:28 He it is Who has sent forth His Messenger with the (task of spreading) Guidance and the Religion of Truth, to the end that tie make it prevail over every (false) religion, and none can bear witness to the Truth as God does.

36:16, 17 (Three Messengers to their people)Said (the Messengers), "Our Sustainer knows that we have indeed been sent unto you, but we are not bound to more than clearly deliver the Message entrusted to us.'

39:41 Assuredly, We have sent down the Book to you in right form for the good of man. Whoso guided himself by it does so to his own advantage, and whoso turns away from it does so at his own loss. You certainly are not their keeper.

42:6, 48 And whoso takes for patrons others besides God, over them does God keep a watch. Mark, you are not a keeper over them. But if they turn aside from you (do not get disheartened), for We have not sent you to be a keeper over them; your task is but to preach ,

64:12 Obey God then and obey the Messenger, but if you turn away (no blame shall attach to our Messenger), for the duty of Our Messenger is just to deliver the message.

67:25, 26 And they ask, "When shall the promise be fulfilled if you speak the Truth?" Say, "The knowledge of it is verily with God alone, and verily I am but a plain warner."

60:8 Allah forbids you not, with regard to those who fight you not for (your) Faith nor drive you out of your homes, from dealing kindly and justly with them: for Allah loveth those who are just.

60:9 Allah only forbids you, with regard to those who fight you for (your) Faith, and drive you out of your homes, and support (others) in driving you out, from turning to them (for friendship and protection). It is such as turn to them (in these circumstances), that do wrong.



The teachings of the Prophet on how you and I should treat our Non-Muslim friends and neighbours on a day to day basis as well as how to government should treat a Non-Muslim citizen of a Muslim state.

"He who believes in God and the Last Day should honour his guest, should not harm his neighbour, should speak good or keep quiet." (Bukhari, Muslim)

"Whoever hurts a Non-Muslim citizen of a Muslim state hurts me, and he who hurts me annoys God." (Bukhari)

"He who hurts a Non-Muslim citizen of a Muslim state, I am his adversary, and I shall be his adversary on the Day of a Judgement." (Bukhari)

"Beware on the Day of Judgement; I shall mysefl be complainant against him who wrongs a Non-Muslim citizen of a Muslim state or lays on him a responsibility greater than he can bear or deprives him of anything that belongs to him." (Al-Mawardi)

"Anyone who kills a Non-Muslim who had become our ally will not smell the fragrance of Paradise." (Bukhari)

Kgdavid:
i intend to purchase a quran soon as i regularly engage in discussion with my muslim friends. should be interesting. the koran was written at least 500 years after christianity. most of the books of the bible were written separately and at the time period of the ccurence of the events described therein. big question is why the koran has such striking similiarites with the bible when the two books are clearly not united in their message?

Christianity is a religion that follows jesus and to my believe despite all changes that had occured in d bible,i still know that some basic truth can not be replaced,

islam in the other hand is a religion that was founded by prophet mohammed,

mohammed didn't condem any thing in the bible expect what has been tampered with,

and d Qur'an contain everything in the bible and more details,

this is a sign that prophet mohammed is a prophet sent by God to mankind just like jesus.

ha ha ha

Challenges

Wen u try and u crash
dnt cry for dat is trash
dnt ask y cos life is harsh
just be calm and neva be rash.

kip ur mind for nothin comes easy in life
and den in time u wl find dat ur mind is made to wind and bind.

nopuqeater:
@kgdavid: « #40 on: March 02, 2010, 08:27 PM » thats just part of the reasons he married many. others were to keep the women from falling into the hands of vulture like men, like you who just see them for intimacy and nothing else. some of their marriages were to cement the alliances with many potential clans who were enemies of islam, in the fledging days, ready to fight it. since many of them outlived him, they became the storytellers of his legacy, and our mothers, etc. may Allah bless them all.

yet the women described him as having the power of 30 men? are you for real, or do you think that volume is quality? their complaint was simply that they wanted to spend more time with him. afterall, when he passed away, none of them married anyone else. that should tell you something.

there is a time for intimacy and there is time for prayers. Muhammad is not like you whose existence is mere basis, almost animal like; eat and sleep and when worship, it is the wrong diety. whats your essence of being on earth?

Jesus was not wealthy. unlike Solomon, Muhammad and jesus were not wealthy. no one of the wives of Muhammad (as) said he was not a great husband, except only by the human female nature that each iwas individually jealouse, in the same way a man who ignorantly accept one wife lifestyle, while he keeps horde of girlfriends out there, wishing the society would not shortchanged his male nature.

did you hear anyone of them say she was not happy in the marriage because of his poverty? you call yourself kingdavid; could you tell me how david provided for his wife, including the wife of the man he killed so that he can take his wife, according to you and your Bible? shame on you to have accepted the name of an adulterer, killer, murderer, by your own standard.

a mere 1000m years ago, the life span of man was 24. please could you tell me what age was maturity then, if 24 was the top age, and often most died?
just the other day i saw a show on MTV, titled "16 and pregnant". they often become mothers even before 16 in the best country that the christians of the world hold on to as their pride. in the united states, there are tv programs like maury show, hosted by maury povitch where you see 12 years old or even younger girls sexually active, day in day out. if you went to Utah, in the USA, the age of marriage is even almost 10 or just above. what about the show of Jerry Springer, a former mayor of Cincinnati, Ohio, where everything goes or Steve Wilkos show, too. man, get with the program, and see how naive you are of the reality of the world, by going on Youtube. if this is today's reality, what was the reality of 1400 plus years ago? tell us man, if you lived way back then.


@GODSON2009: « #41 on: March 03, 2010, 01:46 PM » arrogance of ignorance. if muhammad (as) conferred prophethood upon himself, what was the need to wait till he was 40, instead of say the age of strenght between 25 and 35? afterall, jesus conferred godship on himself between 30 and 33 or maybe younger? i laugh at you in your mother tongue, whatever it is, godson. yet khadijah (ra) took him to waraqah ibn naf, the christian who said what he said. i think you should read what waraqah a true christian said about what muhammad (as) was about to become. that statement renders all you silliness as pure rubbish.
neither of these people's name appeared in the Quran as a protector of Muhammad and the muslims. we knw by ahadith that abitalib was a protector. khadijah was never a protector. you are now the one who lacks full knowledge, in the same fashion as the biblical Jsus, your god.

Muhammd did not leave Makka immediately his wife and or his uncle died. another person protected him, even after the death of his uncle. by the Quran and the ahadith, we know that Muhammad (as0 waited for revelation for his ZHijr, since many hijra were already made by the muslims, twice to Ethiopia and later the steady streaming of muslims to Madina from Makka. Islam of Muhammad was 13 years in makka before his own Hijr.
your point is so weak, since we saw that Baghirah the monk warned his uncle about the harm that could befall him, if he was taken to Syria as a young boy of say 8 or 9.

ridiculous ypothesis. a woman is still gender restricted even now, and in the days of Muhammad it was not different, since while Khadijah was banished to outside the city limit of Makka along with the rest of the Muslims, until the oath posted on the wall of Makka came out as it did, which was how the banishment of the muslims ended. you dont know that, or you are selective in your memory, just like Jesus of the Bible; sometimes he was god, other times he was just a prophet, yet at another a son of man.

except that his wife did not protect him. why pass lies as truth godson? and a wife as president or vice president still the wife of the husband. or in your world, she becomes your husband and you are the one now wearing the skirt?

jazakallahu khair,

huh

this is a wonderful post,


oremi u try die,

jazakallahu khair,

more of this,

music can be categorized in two categories

rock and lyrical music,

but i tell u, d best of music is a meaningful lyrical song,

saheed is better than pasuma any day,

yes pasuma is good as an entertainer,but is far from matching king saheed,

saheed produce classical song from day 1 and still maitain till date,

no comparison

what going on?

who is this wack nigga @ my head
u re wack and lack d skills to hack

wow

thanks man,

this is my first flow,

i will improve as we go
so that people will know
i have learn my lessons to flow
not just to low
when other rappers blow

which one be dis?

d malam suppose pay her for her cry join now abi?

hey guys,

i keep watching thread grow without dropping a flow
what will i throw when i gat no thou,
so i take it slow to learn my flow
now am sure am set to blow,
i can't just watch no more,



i learn some lessons,

Step 1. Start easy
No need to start off rhyming “the toasty cow’s utter” with “most o’ my flow’s butter”. No need to even rhyme. Just forget everything else and flow. The rhythm can be simple, the words might be second-grade level, but you’re still freestyling as long as you make it up. This was my first freestyle rap, which I spit when I was 11 months old:

I am funny,
I like bunnies,
Touch my tummy,
Mummy