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ireneony:By AAU, do you mean Ambrose Alli University, Ekpoma? |
Was shocked to my marrow yesterday, when this girl I used to see as a matured-minded young lady loosened her hair, and told me she wants to go make a "valentine's hair". I was like WTF?? EVEN YOU?? This is really the period to know those who have a healthy thinking configuration. |
English shaaa ![]() |
One month, and she said she'd pour you acid if you break her heart? Its either she's a psychopath, or an adolescent. Definitely not a "fabulous lady" ![]() One month, and you want out? How/why did you ask her out in the first place? The both of you aren't serious. Now leave my office. I can't be your therapist. NEXT PATIENT!!! ![]() |
Where's a Sniper when you need one? ![]() |
Noble nor even get one sense. Is Ice Prince a rapper? ![]() |
I don't even want to read the crap. If you actually left that sum, to pursue a college degree, then you better start learning how to pursue very well, because you're gonna pursuing job vacancy up and down, pursuing money, and pursuing fly from your nyansh by the time owu gives you some lashes. You obviously haven't heard about the world's billionaires of today. I'm not even coming back to this thread again. |
This man should go and sit down. He is still suffering from military hangover. |
Another Michael Scoffield from Yabaleft. ![]() |
You are a confused writer. You personified the subheadings, without the " " signs, and then the body points at your audience. |
How did you manage to kill this so perfectly?? At first, I thought you were being too "African", but at the end, you couldn't have said it any better. ![]() |
The smallest sense for this life, nor dey this OP head. ![]() I'll give my reasons; 1, where on earth is the cleavage? 2, How can someone look great in nothing? Because there's no outfit here. ![]() |
Patience Ozokwor |
Who ask this one question again? |
I been dey think say na 9ja you dey, I been wan ask you weda you don ever reach dat point for school, wia evritin don finish, com remain only garri and sugar. |
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Nice shots. I like it when a tall man makes a tall woman look short. ![]() |
Op, go look for beta tin to do wit your life oo. Suffer is real oo. ![]() |
Ojo! Ojo!! Come hia!!! Why you tell me say the answer to the riddle "I am pregnant, and the baby inside of me is pregnant, what am I?" na "Onions?!" ![]() |
What wouldn't happen to this guy? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
When she wears my stuff I don't know where it's coming from, but when I see her looking really "small" in my oversized boxers and white long-sleeved shirt, all I want to do just take them all off. When my call wakes her up She's got a really cute, high-pitched voice, but when it's my call that woke her up in the morning, there's this thing that sounds like a "mini-baritone" when she's still tryna "know where she is", and still struggling to wake all her senses up. This does it for me Everytime. When I crack her knuckles I don't know if I'm the only crazy one that does this, but when I tryna crack her knuckles, and it's gone beyond the "normal" point where it's supposed to have cracked, and it didn't, that moment when she squirms and cringes, the powerlessness and "mini-pain" written all over her face does it for me. When she sleeps over, and try not to say much until she's eliminated her morning breath For this one, I nor need you to tell me say I don dey kolo ![]() Natural nails In short, anything natural does it for me(as it's hard to find these days). |
Wow!!! This corruption has gone deeper than first thought. It is actually very shameful, and unthinkably horrible, that a common member of the House of Assembly will have the right to be shouting at a General. This is what you get when you sell your rights and power for money. |
God!!! Bros, you will never understand the kind of nostalgic feeling that you just unearthed in my tommy ![]() |
Just do what you're doing, and do it well. The whole world will come to your caravan one day. ![]() |
bsolo1:It was because of cattle like you that Soludo said within his article that he thanked Nigerians both at home, and in diaspora for not trying to politicise the issue. If you really think that GMB can be sending people to jail as if he was sending his aides to go get him water(that's if he even wins), like it was in his previous regime, then I might have been wasting my time replying an amoral being. |
The thunder that will fire you, is stuck on traffic. ![]() |
You are what you attract!!! It's good to know that 'our kinds' are still very much out there, and that we can't be annihilated. Nice one buddy. ![]() |
Who counted them? |
Wow... just wow!!! |
Like I used to tell my buddies back then in the uni, Be so great a guy, that even if sex doesn't occur and the whole thing ends abruptly, she will still miss you deeply. No matter how small, make sure you teach your girl something, and she'll remember you for life whenever she does that thing. At the beginning of the relationship, let her know that not only a penile penetration is considered as sex in your camp, and whenever she wants to act out because sex hasn't happened yet, you shoot her down by telling her that the fact that she comes to your house all alone, and stay for a couple of hours before departing, everyone around already thinks you're guys are having sex. Trust me, this works everytime. |
jackpot:Really?? ![]() this is the sperm that swam the fastest? ![]() |
, if e pass school gate, u go know say Na express road e wan enter be that" 




