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RomanceRe: Do Relationships After School Ever Work Out? by Extom(m): 8:01pm On Feb 16, 2015
ireneony:
It doesn't work out ..
According to popular saying in AAU
" school relationship end at school gate grin, if e pass school gate, u go know say Na express road e wan enter be that" grin

Op, there is your answer
By AAU, do you mean Ambrose Alli University, Ekpoma?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Thread For Those Who Feel Valentine Is Overhyped Or Dont Believe In It At All! by Extom(m): 8:26am On Feb 14, 2015
Was shocked to my marrow yesterday, when this girl I used to see as a matured-minded young lady loosened her hair, and told me she wants to go make a "valentine's hair".
I was like WTF?? EVEN YOU??

This is really the period to know those who have a healthy thinking configuration.
Christianity EtcRe: sexual decadence; the christain stand point by Extom(m): 7:08am On Feb 14, 2015
English shaaa embarassed
RomanceRe: HELP!!!!!!! Don't Know How To Tell Her Its Over by Extom(m): 6:28am On Feb 10, 2015
One month, and she said she'd pour you acid if you break her heart? Its either she's a psychopath, or an adolescent. Definitely not a "fabulous lady" undecided
One month, and you want out? How/why did you ask her out in the first place?
The both of you aren't serious.
Now leave my office. I can't be your therapist.
NEXT PATIENT!!! angry
PoliticsRe: Rich White Kid Buys 51 Year Old Nigerian Man As Toy (photo) by Extom(m): 6:26am On Feb 10, 2015
Where's a Sniper when you need one? angry undecided
CelebritiesRe: Ice Prince & Mi Reunite Against Critic by Extom(m): 6:23am On Feb 10, 2015
Noble nor even get one sense. Is Ice Prince a rapper? undecided
ProgrammingRe: Why I Left $100,000 In Funding To Pursue A College Degree by Extom(m): 6:14am On Feb 10, 2015
I don't even want to read the crap. If you actually left that sum, to pursue a college degree, then you better start learning how to pursue very well, because you're gonna pursuing job vacancy up and down, pursuing money, and pursuing fly from your nyansh by the time owu gives you some lashes.
You obviously haven't heard about the world's billionaires of today.


I'm not even coming back to this thread again.
PoliticsRe: Another Election Postponement Would Be A Coup - Buhari by Extom(m): 6:06am On Feb 10, 2015
This man should go and sit down. He is still suffering from military hangover.
If he is coming to start talking about a coup in a democratic country, he should quietly step aside for Fashola.


N.B I don't even like the one from Otuoke, so all these E-dogs, better stay on your leash. undecided
EducationRe: Top 10 Scariest Details Of (black) Box IPO by Extom(m): 5:59am On Feb 10, 2015
Another Michael Scoffield from Yabaleft. undecided
RomanceRe: 8 Good Reasons Why Guys Dump Girls by Extom(m): 5:54am On Feb 10, 2015
You are a confused writer. You personified the subheadings, without the " " signs, and then the body points at your audience.
RomanceRe: Nine Reasons Why Some African Ladies End Up Single For Life by Extom(m): 5:48am On Feb 10, 2015
How did you manage to kill this so perfectly?? shocked
At first, I thought you were being too "African", but at the end, you couldn't have said it any better. cool
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh Shows Off Major Cleavage In Revealing outfit by Extom(m): 12:47pm On Feb 09, 2015
The smallest sense for this life, nor dey this OP head. undecided
I'll give my reasons;
1, where on earth is the cleavage?
2, How can someone look great in nothing? Because there's no outfit here.
angry
SportsRe: This Girl Is A Sister To One Arsenal Player, Who Could That Be? by Extom(m): 3:42am On Feb 08, 2015
Patience Ozokwor angry
PoliticsRe: Buhari's Original Certificate Submitted To Army Board - Gen. Akinrinade by Extom(m): 3:39am On Feb 08, 2015
Who ask this one question again? undecided
FoodRe: Is It Possible To Get Addicted To A Particular Food? by Extom(m): 2:35am On Feb 08, 2015
I been dey think say na 9ja you dey, I been wan ask you weda you don ever reach dat point for school, wia evritin don finish, com remain only garri and sugar. cheesy
RomanceRe: How To Handle Being In Love With Two People by Extom(m):
^^^^
Two big heads above (one head be like pawpaw, the other one resemble Jonathan) are busy derailing this thread. angry angry angry


This OP isn't only teaching people bad things, he's also giving them ways to justify the bad things grin grin cheesy cheesy grin
CelebritiesRe: Stephanie Okereke Linus Shares Pictures Of Herself & Her Husband by Extom(m): 2:03am On Feb 08, 2015
Nice shots.
I like it when a tall man makes a tall woman look short. smiley
RomanceRe: 3 Steps To End A Bad Relationship by Extom(m): 2:01am On Feb 08, 2015
Op, go look for beta tin to do wit your life oo. Suffer is real oo. undecided
HealthRe: Mysterious Baby Girl Born Pregnant With Twins! by Extom(m): 1:55am On Feb 08, 2015
Ojo! Ojo!! Come hia!!!
Why you tell me say the answer to the riddle "I am pregnant, and the baby inside of me is pregnant, what am I?" na "Onions?!" angry
CelebritiesRe: Bovi Jumps Into The Crowd At PDP Rally, Gets Robbed In The Process (PHOTOS) by Extom(m): 4:30am On Feb 07, 2015
What wouldn't happen to this guy? cheesygrincheesycheesy
RomanceRe: Strange Things That Turn You On! by Extom(m):
When she wears my stuff
I don't know where it's coming from, but when I see her looking really "small" in my oversized boxers and white long-sleeved shirt, all I want to do just take them all off.

When my call wakes her up
She's got a really cute, high-pitched voice, but when it's my call that woke her up in the morning, there's this thing that sounds like a "mini-baritone" when she's still tryna "know where she is", and still struggling to wake all her senses up. This does it for me Everytime.

When I crack her knuckles
I don't know if I'm the only crazy one that does this, but when I tryna crack her knuckles, and it's gone beyond the "normal" point where it's supposed to have cracked, and it didn't, that moment when she squirms and cringes, the powerlessness and "mini-pain" written all over her face does it for me.

When she sleeps over, and try not to say much until she's eliminated her morning breath
For this one, I nor need you to tell me say I don dey kolo cheesy

Natural nails
In short, anything natural does it for me(as it's hard to find these days).
PoliticsRe: Audio Tape Exposes Why USA is Not Supporting Nigerian Army by Extom(m):
Wow!!!
This corruption has gone deeper than first thought.
It is actually very shameful, and unthinkably horrible, that a common member of the House of Assembly will have the right to be shouting at a General. This is what you get when you sell your rights and power for money.
TV/MoviesRe: Willy-willy Don Die,kill And Go(na Who Killa Am)?who Remember This Tv Series? by Extom(m): 2:54am On Feb 07, 2015
God!!! shocked shocked shocked
Bros, you will never understand the kind of nostalgic feeling that you just unearthed in my tommy embarassed embarassed embarassed
CelebritiesRe: Olamide’s Son Naming Ceremony, Gov. Fashola Others Attend (Photos) by Extom(m): 2:49am On Feb 07, 2015
Just do what you're doing, and do it well. The whole world will come to your caravan one day. smiley
PoliticsRe: I Stand By My Statement On Missing N30trn-- Soludo by Extom(m): 2:47am On Feb 07, 2015
bsolo1:
Soludo should jst keep every intel intact 4 now becos after the 29th of may, wen the General must have been sworn in, Every 1 of dis info will be needed 2 send Gej and his co-horts to Kirikiri Maximum Prisons.



Jonathan for Otuoke.
It was because of cattle like you that Soludo said within his article that he thanked Nigerians both at home, and in diaspora for not trying to politicise the issue.
If you really think that GMB can be sending people to jail as if he was sending his aides to go get him water(that's if he even wins), like it was in his previous regime, then I might have been wasting my time replying an amoral being.
EducationRe: New Nigerian Word In The English Dictionary by Extom(m): 12:19pm On Feb 06, 2015
The thunder that will fire you, is stuck on traffic. undecided
RomanceRe: About Compatibility, Relationships And Personalities by Extom(m): 7:48am On Feb 06, 2015
You are what you attract!!!
It's good to know that 'our kinds' are still very much out there, and that we can't be annihilated.
Nice one buddy. smiley
PoliticsRe: 6,000 Apc Members Defect To Pdp In Sokoto by Extom(m): 12:48am On Feb 06, 2015
Who counted them?
CareerRe: He Lost His Job Because Of Trust by Extom(m): 12:37am On Feb 06, 2015
Wow... just wow!!!
RomanceRe: 10 Annoying Characters Many Young Ladies Exhibit In NO SEX Relationships by Extom(m):
Like I used to tell my buddies back then in the uni, Be so great a guy, that even if sex doesn't occur and the whole thing ends abruptly, she will still miss you deeply. No matter how small, make sure you teach your girl something, and she'll remember you for life whenever she does that thing.

At the beginning of the relationship, let her know that not only a penile penetration is considered as sex in your camp, and whenever she wants to act out because sex hasn't happened yet, you shoot her down by telling her that the fact that she comes to your house all alone, and stay for a couple of hours before departing, everyone around already thinks you're guys are having sex. Trust me, this works everytime.
CelebritiesRe: Timi Dakolo Flaunts His Ranger Rover In A Stylish Manner by Extom(m): 8:07pm On Jan 29, 2015
jackpot:
He should show the original certificates/documents of that Range Rover and the Birth Certificate of that baby or. . .Adonbilivit!!!
Really?? angry
this is the sperm that swam the fastest? angry

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