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Noted!!!

Awesome!!!

Yes. You can go ahead and ask her out now.

What will they not say?

I can imagine him telling this to a girl who hates Mathematics right from her primary school days, because she didn't her mathematics teacher.
I can assure you that instead of scoring points, he'll be dropping some.

Okay. We don hear.

Your tithe is 10 percent of your disposable income so I'm guessing it should be 4900

Nigga, we're rare oo. You should be happy.
Or would you prefer a gorilla-esque kind of palm?

We saw this coming.

Op, are you sure you know what a weight loss looks like??

Citizenship is too much sef. Some girls will agree to marry a guy once that small flag on BBM that shows your current location has changed from green-white-green. Them nor wan know even if na Togo the guy dey.

There's a girl that's not on NL that I sometimes copy links and send to her to educate her, if I copy this one give her, maganà yá zo!!!

unuane1:
3. Do you see green or black fuzzy spots on the
piece of bread you're about to throw into the
toaster? Toss out the whole loaf! Don't just
throw away the pieces with the mold. That's
because the mold may have spread to other
parts of the loaf. There are a few different kinds
of mold that pop up on bread. The blue-gray-
green fuzzy mold is the same fungus that can
produce penicillin.

So long as I can't see the mold everywhere, my bread is still fresh. All I just have to do is cut off the fungus-infested area.
Grandpa has been doing this, and he still plays golf. Lmao

It would shock you to know how many guys would want to use the opportunity to wow her with their impeccable essay-writing prowess.
6 years ago, that would have been me, but today, the amount of "well, phuck it" that I say a day would make someone think I'm a nymphomaniac.

Great songs are been churned out every now and then, so I wouldn't be so rigid about it.
Besides, the wife might have plans of her own.
If I had my way though, Owl City and Passenger would be performing live.

OP, I'm very sure you've not been to a house where the man doesn't have a job(either as a result of losing the one he had, or his small establishment folded up), and it is the job of the woman to run the house. You will understand perfectly when you see such.
I know of a family of 6(parents and four kids), ever since the man lost his job, he's been reduced to a driver. A DRIVER op!!!
He doesn't even have a say on what his kids does anymore, let alone the wife.
There are some women that can handle such situation maturely, but it's 1 in every 140. Women are good followers, and not very good leaders(no pun intended) so it is your duty as a man to run your house, while she supports.
Every young, successful woman wants an even stronger, and more successful man she can look up to. The only ones that cries blue murder are the ones whose biological clock has started ticking, so they become desperate, and wants anything that calls himself a man.
I thank God for most Nigerian men(like yours truly) that would rather be single, than allow one woman to boss us around because she got some stacks of cash.
#GuardYourReputation
#WithYourLife

lastchild:
that's life for you,we must not want the same thing,btw am not talking about getting fat,I just want to be huge

If you mean muscles, then eat good food, and hit the gym.

A Lot of people want to lose weight, and you want to gain weight. #Orisirisi

You have a point, but that's all it is... a point

My sharpener don spoil. I dey come make I quick buy one for junction.
You need eraser too?

Okay.

By the time these MODs don start to dey ban you, your eyes go neat.

We're here

When you're being raised by Tarzans(bush people), what do you expect??

Have you ever bought fresh fish with a black nylon, then forget to wash it, only for you to open the nylon some days later and perceive a pungent smell that can bring tears to your eyes?
Well, when I took off the panties and perceived some funny smell, I thought I could manage it, and didn't wanna hurt her ego (besides, junior wasn't thinking straight anymore, just wobbling it's head from left to right, and getting harder with every beat of my heart ). But bros, immediately after a couple of pendulum movement, I could see odour for the first time in my life. The remaining part of the interCURSE was just like a punishment.

MORAL: not every light-skinned, pretty and clean-looking girl is clean !!!

God bless him.

Well scripted, but that's what it is: a SCRIPT!!!

I can tell when a girl is lying to my face though.

Fasting and Prayers all the way!!!

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