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I actually came here to read how she was busted, and arrested for the barbaric act, only to read that they're telling our ladies to deep a wooden spatula into their kinikon and use it to make home-made yoghurt.

*spits on thread, opens the door, gets out, slams the door, spits on doorknob*

Point 4 isn't that bad though.

Are you sure the girl didn't place a curse on you also, that you will never be able to construct an easy-to-read essay, owing to the fact that you were friends with him, and couldn't let her know he was being frisky behind her?

#JustWondering

Orijin105:
Guy, i promise you 1bottle of groundnut after I'm unbanned, i love dat comment

Please add banana to the groundnut. You know these girls loves banana.
#PunIntended

Infomizer:
#PunAlert!
How cüm you spelt come like that?

Because, my brother, there was pun intended

Bros, we're almost in the same boat - in fact, I think it was your boat that just sped past ours - but the difference is our age margin is smaller than yours, mine is already in medicine, and - most importantly - I'm not in dilemma. So as a person who can relate perfectly with your predicament, here are what you might wanna do.

1. Expect the worst: You have no idea what distance, peer pressure and sheer cravings for adventure will do to madame, when she finally gets the admission.

2. Keep all the heavy promises to yourself: For now, all the "I will never leave you", "I'll marry you before you graduate", "We'll have 4 kids", etc should be silent. You will be shocked at how much life loves to see us miserable.

3. Be very, very logical: As hard as it may sound right now, Bros, love should take a nap, while career and ambition should be at the driver's seat and the passenger's seat, respectively. That way, you will be able to steer away from all the roller coaster, irrational effect emotions bring.

It won't be easy, but I hope we both make it out of the bitter truth that the only good girls in our life right now, are still to experience so much rigours and realities of life. Good luck is what I wish us both.

I graduated from this great institution, and even though it was, sometimes, as hectic as fùck, there's no higher institution I'd rather be.
GREATEST GBOGBO!!!

I think the girl on the right is trying to make him cùm back to life.

That's not rice, that's stew!!!

wakacome:
Did APC inserted your common sense into your anus?it is obvious your common sense is no where to be found

Sire, normally I would come all goons blazing on you, but I would try to be calm for now

I wrote janjawééd, and the stupìd autobot changed it to whatever you saw.

I pray the autobot(whatever or whoever it is) gets hacked, and get messed up real bad.

LIE KILL YOU!!!

Every other thing, but sleep.
I am a chronic insomniac, and I don't even plan on stopping anytime soon.

The possibility of staying friends with my Ex's friend, is directly related to a few variables.


1. How hot she is.

2. How feasible it is to get laid by her.

3. How deep my relationship was with the said ex.

4. What led to the breakup with the said ex.

5.How hot she is.

She looks like one of those imaginary models that wallpaper makers would cut, and put close to "exotic" cars, trying to make us believe they belong to superstars like Nelly, Ja rule, LL Cool J, Etal around 1997 or so


#IndomieGenerationsAreSoLostRightNow

That's what you get when as medical students, some of these supposed lifesavers resort to smoking janjawééd.

Modified!!!
This autobot is so dumb, it changed janjawééd to supporter of APC . SMH

I just pray this initial flame is strong enough to prevent a divorce, sometimes in the future.

No. 1.
I am a total snub on social platforms.

DahtzFestjayz:
Go with the marriage after 19 years[with 3 children] then divorce her and Kill the Boss, Commit suicide and will my properties to my wife and 3 children.

Wacko

The devil is real, and she's not a little red man with horns and tail. Remember she was once an angel, and God's favourite at that.
Be wise bro.

Talk about marriage business...

Going back up to finish it...

I actually think the team Behind this awesome forum should make topic creation a premium package, so as to checkmate the amount of bullshìts these clowns churn out.

And I was made to believe that reading some posts cannot bring tears to one's eyes...

I am a guy, and even though I'm of a pure heart, and try to be myself always, you have no idea how much I would pretend to fit the description the girl of my interest is looking for in a guy. Sometimes it isn't their fault. They just happen to fall for the wrong guy, who at first, seemed like the real deal.

Absolutely!!!

The smallest of senses, I mean that tiny little bit of sense, isn't in your cranium.