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 Romance › Re: Ladies If You Are Not Interested, Don't Keep Us As Friends!!! by Extom(m): 11:56pm On Dec 19, 2014 |
donpeey22:Okay  |
| Literature › Re: Never Write Anyone Off. by Extom(op): 11:55pm On Dec 19, 2014 |
harpy4:  Apparently, the first guy missed the humour. |
| Romance › Re: Your First Crush by Extom(m): 11:52pm On Dec 19, 2014 |
olexjay:Whenever I say "English na bastard", people get worked up.  |
| Romance › Re: Ladies If You Are Not Interested, Don't Keep Us As Friends!!! by Extom(m): 11:43pm On Dec 19, 2014 |
If it is forward match, then it should be backward lighter, don't you think? |
| Celebrities › Re: Fashion: Ever Cute Jennifer Lopez Shows Off Boobs At People Magazine Awards.... by Extom(m): 11:30pm On Dec 19, 2014 |
And I thought only Pharrel was the Vampire.  |
| Romance › Re: Why Do Nigerian Boys Double Date by Extom(m): 11:28pm On Dec 19, 2014 |
English shaaaaa. |
| Romance › Re: . by Extom(m): 11:26pm On Dec 19, 2014 |
You can't have it both ways bro. Do these things, and you're no longer a "nice guy". But come to think of it, who the hell wants to be a nice guy these days? Even a certified nice guy will tell you he's not a nice guy  |
| Literature › Never Write Anyone Off. by Extom(op): 11:08pm On Dec 19, 2014 |
His teacher always yelled at him calling him a waste of space and telling him he would never amount to anything in life. One day Ranayo’s grandmother came to school to check on how her grandson was doing. The teacher told her quite frankly that she had never seen such a dumb boy in all her life, and advised his grandmother to withdraw and enrol him under a handicrafter because formal schooling for Ranayo would be a total waste of time and money. The grandmother, shocked at the feedback, withdrew her grandson from the school and moved to Benin City. 25 years later the teacher was diagnosed with a brain tumour. All the doctors she met strongly advised her to do surgery. One which only a certain doctor in the whole of Nigeria (practicing in Benin) could perform. Left with no other option, the teacher agreed to have the surgery performed. It was successful. When she opened her eyes in the ICU hours after surgery, she saw a handsome doctor smiling down at her. She wanted to thank him but could not speak. Suddenly her face started to turn blue. She frantically made attempts to raise her hand and tell him something but couldn't. Then she died. The doctor was shocked. He tried to find out what went wrong. Eventually he found out that it was our dear friend Ranayo (now working as a cleaner in the hospital) who had disconnected the lady's ventilator to connect his phone charger. Wait, You guys thought that Ranayo became the doctor? NO OH! Not in my story oh. |
| Romance › Re: That ONE GOOD Thing You Missed About Your Ex..u May Not Get Elsewhere. by Extom(m): 3:45am On Dec 18, 2014 |
Forget that she can lie for africa, there's this way she talks, and it's so eccentric and seductive. I think it was this calmness in her, and the fact that she always seemed too fragile, that got me fooled for a period of time. At first(when we just broke up), any girl with that calming effect will instantaneously give me that nostalgic feeling. But now, any girl does that, and I'm like "Taaaah! Hol it dia. Don go dia!!! I've been fooled by 'Cleopatra-effect'!!! " I think that's one of the bad things about been heartbroken by someone you used to look up to; you just can't fall for that same "act", even if the new one might be for real. 2 Likes |
| Celebrities › Re: How Man Died Over Ownership Of Face Cap by Extom(m): 3:43am On Dec 18, 2014 |
| Education › Re: A Dumping Letter To My Campus Darling by Extom(m): 3:32am On Dec 18, 2014 |
Not as concise as I was expecting it to be. |
| Education › Re: Best Medical Graduating Student OAU Ife by Extom(m): 3:31am On Dec 18, 2014 |
Go get em bae.  |
| Celebrities › Re: Nollywood Diva Yet To Marry And Why: I Am Afraid Of Divorce — Genevieve Nnaji by Extom(m): 3:30am On Dec 18, 2014 |
Good thing they're all coming out. |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Pls I Need Help *breaks Down* by Extom(m): 3:23am On Dec 18, 2014 |
Give her my number Seems you've never heard of wet dream before. These people will link everything to spirit. 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: I'm Joining Buhari To Rebuild Nigeria - Osinbajo by Extom(m): 3:21am On Dec 18, 2014 |
Honestly, I wasn't really feeling the APC. But seeing this move, you can't but notice that this is a very logical and objective team-up with depth, commitment and the will to serve. KICK CLUELESSNESS OUT OF ASO ROCK ALREADY!!! 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: How Do I Tell My Husband To Be That I Don't Won't To Be His Wife. by Extom(m): 3:15am On Dec 18, 2014 |
It's very, very simple. TELL YOUR HUSBAND-TO-BE, THAT YOU DONT WANT TO BE HIS WIFE!!! And then leave us out of it. 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Who Cheats Most In A Relationship by Extom(m): 3:11am On Dec 18, 2014 |
It is the party feels more neglected, the party that feels they've been used in one way,or the other, the party that's less interested in the relationship, and the party that's just a cheat. Simple. |
| Pets › Re: SCARY? I Found A Cat Living In My Car Engine Compartment. by Extom(m): 10:29am On Dec 17, 2014 |
Bigcake:Hehe |
| Pets › Re: SCARY? I Found A Cat Living In My Car Engine Compartment. by Extom(m): 10:06am On Dec 17, 2014 |
Bigcake:The bible said "Fear Not", but did the bible say "It's ok to take the mysterious cat into your home"? |
| Romance › Re: Secrets That Will Save Your Marriage by Extom(m): 9:49am On Dec 17, 2014 |
succyreal:Mbok, that your glasses nor be here oo.  |
| Romance › Re: >>benefits Of Dating A Blogger Or A Website Owner<< by Extom(m): 9:47am On Dec 17, 2014 |
gottoboy:Just went through your profile, and saw that you're here too. Now I know why the post is this dry. I don't want to fight you yet, but don't force my hands. |
| Romance › Re: Identifying The Differences Between Love And Lust by Extom(m): 9:22am On Dec 17, 2014 |
If this is how you plan to reach frontpage, I'll tell Seun to open a "backpage", and slam your post there. 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Why Is It Only Nigeria Woman Without Big Nyash In Africa by Extom(m): 9:12am On Dec 17, 2014 |
OP did you say Kenya? Kenyans don't even have enough flesh to go around the whole body, let alone having hips. |
| Politics › Re: Obasanjo's Book Volume 2:How I Dealt With The Doctor That Killed My Wife Stella by Extom(m): 9:07am On Dec 17, 2014 |
Lies. Bunch of lies!!! |
| Romance › Re: Secrets That Will Save Your Marriage by Extom(m): 9:04am On Dec 17, 2014 |
What you should give them is husbands. How can you keep what you don have? |
| Pets › Re: SCARY? I Found A Cat Living In My Car Engine Compartment. by Extom(m): 8:58am On Dec 17, 2014 |
This one be wan use him hand carry trouble enter house!!! Of all the places in your house, your engine seemed the most appropriate and conducive for it  Guy, put anointing oil for that engine oo. 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Help, In My 30s And Still A Virgin by Extom(m): 8:55am On Dec 17, 2014 |
What help does this one need?? |
| TV/Movies › Re: Snake In A Woman Stomach! by Extom(m): 8:54am On Dec 17, 2014 |
Pinshure!!! What's my business with video? Just show me the pinshure, and we're good. |
| Romance › Re: >>benefits Of Dating A Blogger Or A Website Owner<< by Extom(m): 8:43am On Dec 17, 2014 |
Is it the Harmattan, or is this post just dryer than kilishi? OP, the only traffic you would get with these kind of posts, is posting them while driving past National Mosque, on a Friday, by 3pm!!! |
| Celebrities › Re: I Wouldn't Mind Being A Second Wife. Nkiru Sylvanus by Extom(m): 8:39am On Dec 17, 2014 |
That's what you get when you're always saying "His status is not high enough for me", "he's too short", "he's too this, he's too that". I looking forward to hearing what the rest of her "teammates" in this same "league" with her has to say. |
| Health › Re: 5 Eating Habits That Will Help You Lower Cholesterol by Extom(m): 8:36am On Dec 17, 2014 |
Noted. |
