₦airaland Forum

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Who is deceiving who? What about the 20B Naira earmarked for the prosecution of election? We are not fooled by this nonsense.

Dlionsheart:
So u dey fear like dis. After u go dey make mouth, u go dey do gara gara like say u no dey fear. Small boy wey no even know where school door dey, call u an u don dey piss 4 kaki.

So threatening someone's life is a fair game?

In a sane world, Tompolo would have been invited this morning for questioning and possible prosecution. We now live in the world of Jonathan that criminals are being paid $40,000,000 per year to "secure" oil facilities in the country. Criminals are the top brass in GEJ administration.

Buhari needs to come and clean the system. Nigeria does need cleansing.

RUBBISH!

maimalari:
There's a stalemate in enugu, and what they were discussing isn't out of place.
Sullivan Chime is obviously better than Sambo. And they're both Nigerians, so I see nothing wrong.

And you won't have problem with so called Christian/Christian but you would if it was Buhari/Fashola.

I wasn't wrong when I said eebos are cursed people holding Nigeria down. We need to wipe you guys out once and for all for Nigeria to move forward. Ain't joking with you'all no more.

maimalari:
I overheard some people gossiping inside Sheraton abuja. Top politicians discussing that Jonathan asked someone his opinion about replacing Sambo with Sullivan Chime.

This combo will surely finish the race come 2015.

Best combo of all time. He might as well drop Sambo and go with Bianca.

raumdeuter:
Ojuku the god of Ibos is a coward crook

He was a big coward that ran to Abidjan.

Ojukwu and Fani kayoed loved the same thing at one point in time.

LeStylo:
JIM NWOBODO got a 113yrs sentence
SOLOMON LAR - 88yrs

This is what we want.

Imagine when someone knows he's facing 88 years imprisonment if he or she diverts public funds. The person won't dare do such thing.

Callimo:
Anumanu, mumu like u. Na u and ur whole generation is cursed. Even ur generations unborn are cursed. Idiot !!

It is widely known people from Eastern part of Nigeria are cursed people. Ask your parents, they should be able to grudgingly tell you Ibos are cursed people. If you were not cursed, you wouldn't have fought a war that was glaring to all that you were going to lose 3 million cursed souls.

Ibos or Igbos are cursed. Period!

BOAR:
Ibos are cursed.

See hypocrisy written all over the first few comments.

Of course they are cursed. They know themselves they are cursed. We don't need to reiterate it for them to know they are cursed. If they were not cursed, they wouldn't be running from Iboland the same way mosquitoes run from Baygon.

They are cursed. Period!

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Ikengawo:
I see apc on Nairaland more than I see them on the streets. Internet party


Perhaps the true meaning of APC is A Personal Computer?

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What a stinking troll you are!

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Ikengawo:
You're blaming gej for something that started in 1973?

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Why are you being defensive? Was GEJ ever mentioned anywhere? Omo eebo, keep chasing shadow.

You have to be stupid to think any Hausa will be willing to impeach one their own. You also have to be dumb to think Tambuwal doesn't have the number in his pocket before switching his party. Action in futility is what PDP is trying to do.

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tit:
we do not want to be dealt with the way boko haram and fulani headsmen are dealing with northern minorities!
are you people not never tired of shedding blood?

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Rubbish! GEJ has the power to stop blood shedding but he seems love it to continue for political gain.

RagaMufeen:
exposing buhari dey pain you? friend please G and D, you know what that mean abi.

Start shitting in your pant because when Buhari becomes the president next year, your entire family will be dealt with if they continue their criminal activities.

Bunch of hopeless criminals.

tit:
yes.
Buhari is just a killer.

I guess he killed members of your family who were in cocaine business. How many of your family you lost during Buhari regime?

chrismmm:
Only a bastard yoruba person wil vote him , kill him!

Only a criminal and a bastard like yourself wouldn't vote for Buhari.

TinoTino:
Hi toria the kitchen cabinet ranges from 250 for the basic designs and above pending on the length, heigth and other design intricacies.

250 naira or 250, 000 naira?

175:
Jonathan is doing it! GEJ. . . .the finger of God is upon you!

And may Almighty God work on your life and every member of your family the same way PDP has worked on Nigeria affairs since 1999. May God touch your life the same way Jonathan has touched the lives of the young graduates who went to write the immigration test. May God work on your life the same way Jonathan has handled the Chibok girls issue. May God handle your life and your every member of your family exactly the same way Jonathan and PDP have handled the issue of electricity and corruption in Nigeria. Finally, may God work on your life the same way Jonathan has been working hard on the terror activities going on in North East.

Amen!

Mogidi:
Its only APC that hates primaries, he can get a form and try, I wish him Goodluck.

May God run your life the same way PDP has been running Nigeria affairs since 1999. Amen

bloodyklller:
otu nne i


otolo gbagbu nne i
ala fejuo nna i anya
nkita lifo lu mma i nsi

ISEEEEEEEEEEEE

Kobaje fun tebi tara. Koni da fun iya e ati babe e. Ofo l'omi efo nse, ofo lomo se dojo ale.

Ase!

Sloan:
Where is Seun and his mods to ban this street urchin eternally from public space?

[size=20pt]AYE IYA RE ATI BABE RE O NI SUWON, ORIBURUKU OMOADANU, OKO AKOYOYO LO MA RUN GBOGBO IRAN RE PA! TO YOUR FATHER & MOTHER, BACK TO SENDER![/size]

Amin!

bloodyklller:
and and yolobar or awussa that is against GEJ should die by bokoharam bomb and rot in indefinit hell.

son of condemed arm robber and a cheap drunk harlot mother

sloan afo sagbuo nne i na nna i

otu nne i ebea

We are kicking your azz out of our land soon. We are just waiting for go........ and there you have it. Don't say I didn't tell you. Flat.heads, the gloves are off. Nothing is off limit. We are battle ready. OPC for life.

Any Ibo against Buhari/Fashola should go back home and die.

Mogidi:
He's the best candidate and an answer to our prayers, Buhari has lost three elections in a roll for a reason. All parties should adopt God's anointed GEJ.

May God run your life the same way Jonathan is running Nigeria affairs. Amen

I can see some yeebos running wild here. I hate yeebos with passion.

E be like say Fani Kayode is now their friend. The Igbos are funny set of 1diots

Krak:
Everything is wrong with the idea behind that billboard.

I expect the foolish man to backtrack and blame someone else for the poster when people start to criticize the mofo of a president.

Crazy azz man. Corruption personified. The biggest con of a president. He lied and deceived so many people. There is nothing this man has done for this country.

segcymoor:
Floor tiles

Good job Oga Segcymoor,

What is the name of this floor tiles? How much does it cost per square meter?

Looking forward to your response, sir.

Mogidi:
Boko haram wanted Buhari to act as their middle man in Saudi Arabia when the negotiation was first mooted but he reneged.
So can someone please shed light on this Danladi Ahmadu, is he related to the Buko hari leader?

If you knowingly lied that Boko Haram wanted Buhari to be their middleman, may you and your family know no peace of mind for the rest of your life. If you lied against Buhari, may you and your family witness the worst of terrorist attack in your family. If you lied against Buhari, may the worst of health problem befall you and whoever in your household. May the Lord bring sorrow to your home for the rest of your life if you lied that Boko Haram wanted Buhari to be their middleman.

The only way you can survive these curses is if you told the truth about Buhari.

Amen.