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Family › Re: I Like Sex But My Wife Doesn't, Please Advice by eyeon(m): 10:50am On Oct 23, 2014

malaria:
You are a mad man I swear

Mad man ke? I know I said the right thing cos' they always does'nt sound right... *he should follow this path*
"and don't swear yet before you die earlier than due" *in Uche Odoputa's voice* "use wisdom"...

Family › Re: I Like Sex But My Wife Doesn't, Please Advice by eyeon(m): 5:15pm On Oct 20, 2014

Go ahead and have sex with her...
If she likes, let she not have sex with you... *in Ichie Nwosu's voice* "Simpulu and shoortu."

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Romance › Re: A Letter To Single Guys by eyeon(m): 7:38am On Oct 18, 2014

I read it where you called it a 'letter'...
I read and loved the letter *educating*
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I read where you wrote 'rubber'
Anyway, the only 'rubber' I know is 'money' *unique*
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After reading the letter, one question came to my mind...
When do I read the "YOUR'S FAITHFULLY" or "YOUR'S SINCERELY" part of the letter huh

*just wondering and expecting*

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Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Pics(made In Naija by eyeon(m): 12:08pm On Oct 17, 2014

"He that swallows a whole coconut has complete faith in his anus" ILU(proverb)!!!

Celebrities › Re: Actor Clems Onyeka Killed By Stray Bullet In Asaba This Afternoon by eyeon(m): 5:11pm On Oct 14, 2014

DAMN!!! I JUST LOST A BROTHER...
What a world...
Rest in peace bro... #painful

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Romance › Re: Why Do Ladies Ignore Their Male Friends On Social Networks? by eyeon(m): 3:11pm On Oct 14, 2014

I do this to them like sh!t...
Seat fillers full everywhere naa.

Romance › Re: Who Do Ladies Dress To Impress? Men Or Other Ladies by eyeon(m): 9:36am On Oct 14, 2014

Honey, they simply dress to make me think they hotter than you are, but since I myself am hot, I think I need a cooler chick like you.
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They dress to make me leave you alone...
I dress to make them leave me alone...
#Egwu-akwa(dress).

Sports › Manchester United Facebook Fans, Almost 60 MILLION. by eyeon(op): 10:56am On Oct 13, 2014

I don't really care how our rivals'll feel about this, especially, "the peripheral ones from London".
It's not really something for all y'all.
It's just a simple but great news 'I think' for me/you/we the Manchester United fan(s) on facebook.
MANCHESTER UNITED is almost about to celebrate it's 60 MILLION FACEBOOK FANS...
It's a great news for me 'A UNITED', I don't know about you.
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You are now free to view (including the bad belles)
GGMU!

Celebrities › Re: TY Bello Delivers Twin Boys After 9 Years Of Marriage by eyeon(m): 10:27am On Oct 13, 2014

"The land is getting green for you..."
So so happy for her.

Romance › Re: You Will Be Surprised. Some Things Guys Look At First On A Woman. by eyeon(m): 9:39pm On Oct 12, 2014

Small red lips dazzles me.

Celebrities › Re: I Have No Boyfriend And Am Not Looking For One Either - Genevieve Nnaji by eyeon(m): 9:28am On Oct 10, 2014

"I KNOW YOU LIKE D'BAAAAAAAAAAANJ AND YOU LIKE DON JAZZY" hmmm...

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Celebrities › Re: Who Is Your Nigerian Celebrity Crush? by eyeon(m): 2:49pm On Oct 09, 2014

Mine is "PATIENCE JONATHAN"
*mute*...

Celebrities › Re: Paul Okoye's Funny Reaction To The Food In DUBAI (photos) by eyeon(m): 12:09pm On Oct 09, 2014

echobee:
*Wakes up and gives him beating of his life*

*over-heard her singing a song tittled "Vitamin D is good for your health"*

Family › Re: Successful Women Have Plenty Men In Their Lives by eyeon(m): 11:53am On Oct 09, 2014

GBAM!!!

Family › Re: Is It Ever Okay To Make Little Babies Up ( Photos ) by eyeon(m): 11:44am On Oct 09, 2014

Honey, don't try that on my baby...
Baby, don't try that on you body...
IT'S SO SO WRONG.
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You think you're older and you needed some make ups to look younger SO what do you expect the baby to look for wanting to make her up? Older?

Fashion › Re: Top 6 Reasons You Should Stop Sagging by eyeon(m): 11:26am On Oct 09, 2014

Some people have very-very flat asses that no matter how much they PULL-UP and tighten their belts, their pants keep sagging...
NOTE: Anyone who sees a flat-assed fellow with a sag, just help 'em and "PULL 'EM UP"; or better still, a gift of a crossing belt will do.

Romance › Re: My Relationship Dilemma, I Need Your Advice by eyeon(m): 2:38pm On Oct 08, 2014

slap1:
You can't truly love two people at a time; because if you really love the first, you won't need the second.

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I know you won't take my advice but I'll just give it anyway: LEAVE BOTH OF THEM!
Why? You are sitting on a time bomb by dating a cultist. ( What kind of girl are you self?!)

I also feel the second guy knows you're crushing on him and is waiting to crush you back.

For safety sake, leave the second guy completely and pretend you still love the first one...maka ndu gi.

Solidly behind you but her personal text said she's a "hustler"
*stuuupit gial*

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Romance › Re: How To Be A Good Girlfriend. by eyeon(op): 6:54am On Sep 28, 2014

omotolatoyosi: No

good to be a "no"

Jokes Etc › Re: Childhood Days Biscuits by eyeon(op): 6:16pm On Sep 26, 2014

achinaboy: 13pieces of cabin melted into a cup of milo and nestle powderd milk in a dom house,,priceless

Em mama pikin.

Jokes Etc › Re: Childhood Days Biscuits by eyeon(op): 3:07pm On Sep 26, 2014

deb6: My best were cabin and coconut cookies.

nice though but I kept speeding for speedy.

Jokes Etc › Re: Childhood Days Biscuits by eyeon(op): 3:06pm On Sep 26, 2014

saxwizard: mine was titan gem

this was also cool

Jokes Etc › Re: Childhood Days Biscuits by eyeon(op): 1:43pm On Sep 26, 2014

eyeon: I just wanna know.
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How many of us ate these biscuits and if you really did eat it, which was your favourite, mine was "speedy". Which was your's?

Jokes Etc › Childhood Days Biscuits by eyeon(op): 1:41pm On Sep 26, 2014

I just wanna know.
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How many of us ate these biscuits and if you really did eat it, which was your favourite, mine was "speedy". Which was your's?

Jokes Etc › Re: DO NOT VIEW!!! "It's Almost Blank" by eyeon(op): 1:25pm On Sep 26, 2014

edozie04: MUmuNI

welcome onboard.

Romance › Re: How To Be A Good Girlfriend. by eyeon(op): 12:49pm On Sep 26, 2014

Durchess: shhhhhh

mouth zipped *mmh-mmh-mmmmmh*

Romance › Re: How To Be A Good Girlfriend. by eyeon(op): 12:46pm On Sep 26, 2014

youmour: OP I doubt u gan read this thing u post,all this copy n paste meastros

you're always right.

Romance › Re: How To Be A Good Girlfriend. by eyeon(op): 12:45pm On Sep 26, 2014

Charles4075: Another broken hearted fellow who has turned into a relationship expert..

yarn me yarn make I yarn.

Romance › Re: How To Be A Good Girlfriend. by eyeon(op): 12:42pm On Sep 26, 2014

Durchess: NL home of 'em all... anoda relationship expert.

we all learners, gat that?

Jokes Etc › DO NOT VIEW!!! "It's Almost Blank" by eyeon(op): 12:36pm On Sep 26, 2014

(',')...(;-')...('- wink

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I told you, DO NOT VIEW!!! "it's almost blank"
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NO VEX, I TOLD YOU EARLIER
"DO NOT VIEW!!! "it's almost empty".

Romance › Re: How To Be A Good Girlfriend. by eyeon(op): 12:11pm On Sep 26, 2014

omotolatoyosi: hmmmmmmnnnn

too hard for ya?

Romance › Re: How To Be A Good Girlfriend. by eyeon(op): 12:10pm On Sep 26, 2014

pfijacobs: Omo go tell beyonce

you can still help me tell her.

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