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Business › Re: Money Was Wrongfully Transfered Into My Account, What Should I Do? Pls Advise by eyeon(m): 12:27pm On Jan 07, 2015
Rightfully send it to my bank account, simple.
Sports › Re: Referee Beaten Blue Black Today In Abuja by eyeon(m): 9:48am On Dec 20, 2014
homesteady:
Where security men not there?
6 SHARP BLOWS CAN DO JUST THAT BEFORE SECURITY MEN TAKES CONTROL...
Crime › Re: 18-Year-Old Cultist Arranged The Gang Rape Of His 16 Year-Old Girlfriend (Pic) by eyeon(m): 7:19am On Dec 15, 2014
Odikwa egwo o!
Nairaland General › Re: At 34 His Father Still Beats Him In His Dreams; What Should He Do? by eyeon(m): 5:39pm On Dec 14, 2014
JUST STOP DREAMING... SIMPLE!
Nairaland General › Re: Mysterious Huge Fish Found At The Tip 0f Eleko Beach...(pictures***) by eyeon(m): 5:36pm On Dec 14, 2014
Where is the fish?
Health › Re: A Bro Is In Need Of Advice On How To Make His Teeths White by eyeon(m): 6:22am On Dec 09, 2014
You almost died then but your white teeth died instead of you... You should be thanking God...
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Anyways, try crushed charcoal mixed with little salt.
Make chewing stick your brush while the crushed charcoal and salt becomes your dusty paste for the main time... GOODLUCK.
Nairaland General › Re: Don't Lie, Choose Your Position by eyeon(m): 10:14am On Dec 06, 2014
kennyman20:
That means u bedwet.. Automatically, u sleep like a bedwetter.. Just my suggestion oooo cos its only bedwetter style that isnt there..
Nairaland General › Re: Don't Lie, Choose Your Position by eyeon(m): 10:14am On Dec 06, 2014
kennyman20:
That means u bedwet.. Automatically, u sleep like a bedwetter.. Just my suggestion oooo cos its only bedwetter style that isnt there..
Lemme check...
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Nwanne, you just lied.
Nairaland General › Re: Don't Lie, Choose Your Position by eyeon(m): 9:14pm On Dec 05, 2014
Mine is not here, honestly...
Romance › Re: What Gift Do You Expect From Your Boo This Christmas Season... by eyeon(m): 6:36am On Dec 04, 2014
Sunnybabe:
anything she give me. i go collect am with love
Including a wrapped pack of toothpick?
Romance › Re: What Gift Do You Expect From Your Boo This Christmas Season... by eyeon(m): 6:34am On Dec 04, 2014
Telling me things like "Baby, just don't worry about buying me anything this Christmas" will be my best gift, THE BABE GREEDY WELLA...
Events › Re: What Is Black Friday? by eyeon(m): 1:59pm On Nov 28, 2014
If you ask me, na who I go ask?...
Ijuo'm, mu ajukwaanu onye?
Jokes Etc › What Will Be Your Reaction Or Greatest Fear? by eyeon(op): 9:43am On Nov 26, 2014
If there has been a micro video camera positioned in your bathroom for the past 3 years without your knowlege, and you just figured out, what will be your reaction or your greatest fearhuh BE FRANK AND PLAIN!
Romance › Re: What’s The Sexiest Outfit A Girl Should Wear To Turn You On? by eyeon(m): 3:18pm On Nov 19, 2014
A white helmet, a blue raincoat(cover-all) and a white and blue safety boot.
Romance › Re: What’s The Sexiest Outfit A Girl Should Wear To Turn You On? by eyeon(m): 3:16pm On Nov 19, 2014
A white helmet, a blue raincoat and a white and blue safety boot...
Romance › Re: If You Get Back Your Virginity, Will You Lose It Again To The Same Person? by eyeon(m): 3:09pm On Nov 19, 2014
IYANGBALI:
yes dem,the 2 weapons of mass destruction that are in betweeen my legs,I named dem dickson and puzy
I don't know your team but "Amen" to your signature... *winks*
Romance › Re: Guys Why Do U Have More Than One Girlfriend??? by eyeon(m): 2:59pm On Nov 19, 2014
A girlfriend is a girl who is a friend to somebody... Anyone can have many of such...
GET TO THE POINT!!!
Romance › Re: His Girlfriend Coming From Abroad, What Should He Expect From Her ? by eyeon(m): 2:56pm On Nov 19, 2014
i you really trusted her for a wholesome 25 years, just tell her not to ever leave you again...
She should get you a box of TRUST-PAY.
Romance › Re: If You Get Back Your Virginity, Will You Lose It Again To The Same Person? by eyeon(m): 10:36am On Nov 19, 2014
Who is a VIRGIN?
Celebrities › Re: I Wish All My Children Came From One Woman – 2face Idibia by eyeon(m): 6:16pm On Nov 17, 2014
You should've loved to be a striker and not a goal keeper.
NYSC › Re: Female Corper Decamped For Slapping A Male Corper in Delta State by eyeon(m): 5:33pm On Nov 17, 2014
QMark:
What would a fellow corper (male/female) do to deserve a slap?

Slapping a colleague is to me a bigger offence than shooting him.
Nnaa eeeh, I wonder... "why must she slap a man, like, why really must she slap a man?"
Romance › Re: Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady by eyeon(m): 6:21pm On Nov 13, 2014
Sanguine77:
You have "kelt" it.
Like?
Celebrities › Re: Stones Thrown At 2face Idibia's Mum Over Village House by eyeon(m): 2:43pm On Nov 13, 2014
Cai...
But is St. Steven 2face's uncle?
Romance › Re: Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady by eyeon(m): 2:24pm On Nov 13, 2014
vitality22:
In Igbo language, we call this "Ohuru nwanyi sie rice" grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin sorry, i don't need to translate it
Make I helep you nwanne. "Ohuru nwanyi sie rice" na those kind we e be say once them see woman, them go use them three months salary wey them want carry pay them house rent go carry the babe go one classic boutique and also, them go carry them electricity money/bill go fast food with the chick...
AND FOR SCHOOL, na them dey owe school fees and still them dey dispense powerful android phones give babes like say them be techno...
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Nwanne, okwa owu ha?
Romance › Re: How To Test True Love by eyeon(m): 1:59pm On Nov 13, 2014
GBAM!
Tested and trusted...
Eziokwu ka ikwuru.
Romance › Re: Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady by eyeon(m): 12:55pm On Nov 13, 2014
I'm the kind that say...
"Omoge jasi, mi o ni maserati..."
"mi o le gbe e sinu bugatti"
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I don't brag and I hate guys that do such.
Sports › David Moyes Is Now The New Real Sociedad's Manager. by eyeon(op): 5:57am On Nov 12, 2014
The former everton's and manchester united's manager David Moyes, has yesterday been confirmed as the new Real sociedad manager by the teams management...
I wish him the best of lucks that he was never opportuned to have at everton and manchester united.
Romance › Re: Guys Killer Curve Or Beautiful Face???? by eyeon(m): 7:39am On Nov 10, 2014
All I need is a beautiful mind and a well curved character... Simpulu.
Romance › Re: Ladies Why Do You Enjoy Kissing So Much? by eyeon(m): 4:17pm On Nov 04, 2014
Please, what's kissing?
Romance › Re: What's The Factor That's Kept Your Relationship Or Marriage Till Today. by eyeon(m): 7:26pm On Nov 01, 2014
Mine should be "SEX-FREEISM".
Celebrities › Re: Segun Arinze Shows Off His Baby Girl (photos) by eyeon(m): 6:29pm On Oct 31, 2014
I must see her (e)y(e) b(a)lls to believe it's really Segun (E)y(e)rinze's daughter...
Romance › Re: Which Of These Sustains A Relationship? by eyeon(m): 9:18am On Oct 30, 2014
I think the option isn't there, it should be LOVE.

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