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Health / Re: Asthmatic Patient Escapes Death In Port-Harcourt (Photos) by Eyepencil: 9:07pm On Feb 15, 2016
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Health / Re: Asthmatic Patient Escapes Death In Port-Harcourt (Photos) by Eyepencil: 9:02pm On Feb 15, 2016
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Even without being told, how can sm1 be administering inhaler through nose. Na cocaine??

Common sense
Politics / Re: Saraki Meets Innocent Chukwuma Of InnosonMotors (Photos) by Eyepencil: 8:51pm On Feb 15, 2016
playtheblues:
He's 58.
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No, he's 54 yrs old. Born on 1961.
Politics / Re: Saraki Meets Innocent Chukwuma Of InnosonMotors (Photos) by Eyepencil: 8:48pm On Feb 15, 2016
raker300:
I heard Innoson is just 44 yrs old? That man is something else..makes me want to hustle more.

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No...He's actually 54 yrs old. He was born in 1961

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Romance / Re: The iPhone My Girlfriend Gave Me As Valentine's Gift by Eyepencil: 2:27pm On Feb 15, 2016
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Why do naija girls like buying 2nd hand things??

OP... If you know how many times phone repairers have worked on that phone, you will be disappointed grin

Though the babe try shaa!
Politics / Re: Buhari Is A Useless Nonentity Kunu Drinker And The Worst President In The World by Eyepencil: 9:05am On Feb 15, 2016
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Buhari is a child rapist cum terrorist

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Romance / Re: Val's Dinner: Rate My Fiancee And I. :D by Eyepencil: 7:53am On Feb 15, 2016
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Hope dis pretty girl will help you from Aisha's rice.

Don't convert her to a zombie like you.

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Celebrities / Re: Female Fan Of Flavour Reacts To His Presence On Stage by Eyepencil: 7:57pm On Feb 13, 2016
ThoniaSlim:
This flavor that looks like a local palm wine tapper! I don't get the thrill ladies see in this village champion. undecided
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My friend shatap dia... Na you fine pass him 2 baby mamas?

Ike nsi!

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Politics / Re: Corpse Of Murtala Muhammed In 1976 (pix) by Eyepencil: 7:48pm On Feb 13, 2016
Spanner4:
Who is murtala Mohammed? I don't knw who he is
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An hausa/fulani rapist.

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Romance / Re: U Hardly Find Black Pretty Girls In Nigeria Dis Days by Eyepencil: 3:10pm On Feb 13, 2016
Blacksilver77:


Black is still beautiful and will always b beautiful. Some bleach because of low self-esteem.... Be proud of ur complexion .
Adaeze003:

I'm sorry but what made you an authority to say what is and what isn't beautiful?
*when will we blacks let go of the chains of slavery*
Blacksilver77:


Black is still beautiful and will always b beautiful. Some bleach because of low self-esteem.... Be proud of ur complexion .
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Black is dirty!

White is clean!

Both have no comparison...though there are exceptions.
Romance / Re: U Hardly Find Black Pretty Girls In Nigeria Dis Days by Eyepencil: 9:43pm On Feb 12, 2016
misscastle:

Nah.. I simply never did
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That's ok...uhm! smiley
Romance / Re: U Hardly Find Black Pretty Girls In Nigeria Dis Days by Eyepencil: 8:45pm On Feb 12, 2016
misscastle:
Nope.. I just don't
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Hmm...Any reason
Politics / Re: Obiano Buying Dried Fish During Project Inspection - Photos by Eyepencil: 6:50pm On Feb 12, 2016
NinaArsenal:
fly to Portland with the fish.
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Lols...grin
Politics / Re: Obiano Buying Dried Fish During Project Inspection - Photos by Eyepencil: 6:43pm On Feb 12, 2016
NinaArsenal:
yes
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That's nice, I would like to taste it.
Romance / Re: U Hardly Find Black Pretty Girls In Nigeria Dis Days by Eyepencil: 6:41pm On Feb 12, 2016
misscastle:
uh.. thanks smiley
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smiley You don't follow anybody on NL, Do you forbid it?
Celebrities / Re: Olajumoke Orisaguana Gets Luxury Apartment In Lagos (pics) by Eyepencil: 6:32pm On Feb 12, 2016
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That her husband sef!grin grin

The man just dey form "YEA SHE'S MY WIFE".

If I be that him wife I go dey flog am every morning grin grin.

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Politics / Re: Obiano Buying Dried Fish During Project Inspection - Photos by Eyepencil: 6:29pm On Feb 12, 2016
NinaArsenal:
Those fish go make sense for jollies rice with red oil oo.
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Can you cook it? grin
Romance / Re: U Hardly Find Black Pretty Girls In Nigeria Dis Days by Eyepencil: 6:13pm On Feb 12, 2016
misscastle:
Yeah, I am
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Wow! thats cool. I think you're pretty.
Romance / Re: U Hardly Find Black Pretty Girls In Nigeria Dis Days by Eyepencil: 6:04pm On Feb 12, 2016
misscastle:
Proudly. my IG handle even starts with ‘dark'
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I see! Are you the lady on ur DP?
Romance / Re: U Hardly Find Black Pretty Girls In Nigeria Dis Days by Eyepencil: 5:56pm On Feb 12, 2016
misscastle:
Don't force your opinions on others. Please.
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Lol...but thats the true fact.
Are you dark skin?
Romance / Re: This Is What Happens Sometimes When You Stop A Girl And Ask For Her Number by Eyepencil: 5:20pm On Feb 12, 2016
Once I collect your number I MUST confirm it immediately in your presence in exchange of mine.

Anything short of that YOU BE MUGU grin
Romance / Re: Ladies Please Help! How Do I Approach Her? by Eyepencil: 5:13pm On Feb 12, 2016
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You're probably killing yourself over someone's babe.

You wan go toast a babe 2days to VAL...You no fit wait after VAL?

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Romance / Re: I Feel Guilty- I Slept With My Friend's Girlfriend. by Eyepencil: 5:05pm On Feb 12, 2016
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Op... The witches in your village are after you.

Its only God that can set you free..
Travel / Re: Wow! See Where An African Migrant Was Caught Hiding In Spain [photo] by Eyepencil: 5:00pm On Feb 12, 2016
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Nwoke n' ife grin grin
Car Talk / Re: Innoson Cars May Be Used As Official Cars For National Assembly by Eyepencil: 4:55pm On Feb 12, 2016
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God bless you MR. Innocent Chukwuma.

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Politics / Re: Obiano Buying Dried Fish During Project Inspection - Photos by Eyepencil: 4:48pm On Feb 12, 2016
aaronson:
That's one word that describe the type of specie your bloodline carries genetically.
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Ewu awusa grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: Obiano Buying Dried Fish During Project Inspection - Photos by Eyepencil: 4:42pm On Feb 12, 2016
aaronson:
How would this bail out Kalu from detention in regard to his treason felony?
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Zombie

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Politics / Re: Obiano Buying Dried Fish During Project Inspection - Photos by Eyepencil: 4:41pm On Feb 12, 2016
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Chaii obiano don join them oo. grin

Nigerian politicians deceiving us since 1960.grin grin

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Romance / Re: U Hardly Find Black Pretty Girls In Nigeria Dis Days by Eyepencil: 4:27pm On Feb 12, 2016
EMEKUSBOY9:
@Eyepencil. LOL But english people say black is beautiful but for nigeria, be like say na white be beautiful nah ooooo.
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Black was never beautiful just manageable...The ladies have now realised the real truth.
Romance / Re: U Hardly Find Black Pretty Girls In Nigeria Dis Days by Eyepencil: 4:18pm On Feb 12, 2016
Pheals:
am not white . . am natural the way am born
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You're not white, You're not black... Then you should be "albino"
Romance / Re: U Hardly Find Black Pretty Girls In Nigeria Dis Days by Eyepencil: 4:14pm On Feb 12, 2016
Hahahahaha

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"Black is no longer beautiful"

Some don bleach dia future comot.

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Politics / Re: IPOD Conversation With The Yoruba Friend- One Nigeria Concept by Eyepencil: 4:10pm On Feb 12, 2016
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We all know the truth just that an average nigerian is a crook.


"Nigerians are criminals"- BUBU

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