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AmbFitsaint:

Boss Eyideejay
Once a boss is forever a boss sir!
Twale!

AmbFitsaint:
Congrats to the fresh queenites, idiaites, awoites,mellanbites,tedderites.kutites(great men),bellites, katangites(Indites) and the balubarites( the ever hilarious and charismatic zikites).

FYI. It is a great privilege to be allocated to an hall of residence at the premier university. Stale students are apt to tell u what it takes to enjoy this opp- that abut on being an exco in the hall,a first class or having big guns in the university who will influence the process if d stalite is lucky anyways. Congrats once again. To my guys in zik... Twale! Will give u a recipe on how life in zik hall is asap.

I will make it an onus to complimentarily give out tips and formulae that will come in handy for every fresgmher that has a penchant for smooth ride on campus and excellence(7 points things) on this thread.

B4 I rest my case this am. Lemme drop some facts abt UI and UITEs as I am fond of.

1. 98% of the staff and students of UI do not know how to sing the anthem of this great universitiy by heart. We fumble helplessly. Even our ogas at the top need a book to flow with the beautifully composed but mind-bending melodious anthem.

2. Halls with a close proximity to the administrative blocks like Queen Eliz, Mellanby.Kuti, Bello and Tedder have a greater power supply than other halls that are distant to/ from the admin.

3. UI students are highly funny with their modus operandi of staging a protest. We protest against unfair treatment, dark out and water scarcity et all mostly at night when no one sees our face but hears our voice. It is either we have no liver or our liver has no secretion. Who wants to face SDC. SDC is the student disciplanary committee.

Good morning everyone.

More facts loading just stay glued to the thread and never hesitate asking questions. We'd oblige

Taylor184:
You a katangite?

Whizard001:
which block is best in independence hall

Richardking:
Any stalite here??

AmbFitsaint:
Tonight would have been my 35th time of covering it from cover to cover if not for the vigil in offing.

# Tongue in cheeks

AmbFitsaint:
All protocols observed with reverence.

Now that the preclinicals battle has begun, I deemed it politic to draw out plans to scale through the anatomical, physiological and biochemical mountains. But I realised I needed to rapport with intrepid soldiers who are already equipped, versed and informed with a focused view to having an auspicious head-start and a stunning big picture. Where is the best place in the world to find them? Says my heart .

If not on this awesome thread, where could it have been?

Pls, I stumbled on some medical test books and I realise the ease of getting depressed sequel to the large volume of stuffs to cover in a little frame of time. How do u handle this?

Consistency has been d common best advice for a green medic. What is your definition or is it just abt jacking everyday?

Do u skip dissections to create more personal study time?

Now that a distinction in my college is 80%... I can't imagine its remote possibility. With d new syllabus thingy in UI. I learnt we would round off BCH,anat and physio in 8 months and subsequently start path and pharm even b4 MB1. Hmmmnn.
Is prep towards MB1 enough to ace USMLE step one or is there a decrepancy in the syllabuses of both?

Time and space won't permit me to go further.

Senior medics in the hauz, your younger ones need u and u.

Mega thanks.

AmbFitsaint:
Prof James. Twale sir!

AmbFitsaint:
Prof James. Twale sir!

AmbFitsaint:
I doff my invisible hat for everyone here. To the stalites offering smashing pieces of professional advice, rattling experiences and guarded guidance... I pray more power to your elbow.

To the incoming newbies on this thread, I say a big congratulations on your admission to the FIRST AND THE BEST UNIVERSITY IN OUR FATHERS' LAND- NIGERIA.

I am here to contribute my quota as a quid pro quo for the invaluable bits of info I got here during my admissions seeking days.

I belong to this family and I hope I am welcomed to heed painstakingly to questions and matters arising on this platform with due courtesy and sincerity.

Shout out to all MBBS guys here. I remain Vincent by nomenclature.

Giga thanks

gr8virus: check your mail

ayummy: I will be writing U.I's post utme next week Saturday ... Pls bro, can u enlighten me on aw dey set deir post utme questions for MBBS candidates. Thank you

Eyideejay: Hey guyz, one of my friends was admitted to study pharmacology in OOU, so he wants to know what it entails... i am a medicine fresher in UI. Dr. Hesjay I C U!

Sadeluhv: UI file,u go see am buy 4 dere,sm ppl sell am #50 while sm sell am #100.