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Outstrip:
So you have had sex with more than 9 women. Does that not make you an ashawo. Na wa oh. Those women should be crying because of what they might catch from you. Abeg respect yourself.

Nawaoo!!! How old are u? Do u mean u have not yet shagged more than 9 girls in ur lifetime? As for that fool underneath, no answer for u.

yes I lyk to shag, bt my dick wont cut off until it hit urs, if thats ur wish for me, then come dril me.

The one that was lucky to get a gift outa my gurls got a 6 thousand nairaland wristwatch, I did not get anything, but she shagged me like tmr never exist.

ibkaye:
But what if the tears are really genuine 

Im a psychologist by profession, I know it when a gurl sheds genuine tears.

For guys that dnt know yet, please beware of girls that love to shed crocodile tears when you are about to make the first love making to them, crying and saying they are not sure of ur love, My men, no go gork oooo, na JOB them dey JOB u, it has happened to me like 9 times now in my whole lifetime, and this has become obvious sey na fake emotion. I just experienced another today.

I just wonder how they do it, how can someone fake tears to be as good as they do it. I know some guys are out there that are not aware of this yet, so a word for u, no go fall tears SCAM for any girl. Though it depends!!

I gave 3 of my gf's excuse that I was travelling to Ondo state for a wedding.!!

dhtml:
I dey fear fear because nothing don happen and she dey ask for 10K - if she increase am to 100k nko?

Then u are not even sure of urself and the girl u wana date, wetin wan happen before? Sex Or u wan kukuma buy her love?

Even with explanation first, I no go pay, mehn that gurl quickly wan turn u to overnight CLIENT!!, Moreover it could be a trial, she might want to test ur agility in getting her heart. Give am the bar, she go return am to u, sey make u no worry, but if she hold am, ohboy wetin u wan do

Mai Suya:
That's the sprit. Focus on your strengths and downplay the (perceived) deficiencies. As for me, though I fully aware I'm no Jim Iyke, (why you think say I no get foto for my profile - in fact the thing no even gree upload ), my 6'3 adequately compensates for the wowo face - at least the constant stream of chykes whey dey find me is proof of that.  

So any time I hear statements like "gaskiya mai suya this your nose is a little on the large side . . .", I go just laff small then shift back or stand up  (flaunting my height in the process & preventing her from staring at the nose!) and b4 you can say HEIGHT the babe don mellow . . . 

LMAO!!!

Poster, in my own opinion, there is nuttin like good girls are hard to get, if u are a PLAYA, U can also be classified as a BAD BOY, but illustration tells us that BAD boys are the onez dat gets the good girl, but they never know the good ones, so they end up losing the goodies. I think u fall in the same category, u want a good girl, but u be bad guy. Play the card right maybe u'll catch a big SALMON in the lake with ur broken hook.

sleekdoc:
@ eyonigger

Thats exactly what iv been doing o my brother, working out like crazy now, tryin to be as sexy as possible, i want the height thing to be the only f, k up i have.
I'll swoon them with everything else, thanks for the advice jare, dont mind those girls on this thread instead of them to gimme tips i can use to win hearts of slightly taller chics, they'v been busy yappin me and arguing about doggy styles,lol
I appreciate their candidness though.

@slyvao
i will get there too, say amen. But it has to be right, i want to be able to look at her and not have any doubts whatsoever

Correct my guy, u no DULL @ all, make I email u my account details pay unrequested consultation fee, although I know sey u don dey hit gmyn already.

na hotmail boys plenty pass 4 here self, na just few yahoo yahoo dey. Guy go press computer make u collect control lyk those men wey dey ur next street driving santana! Big up man.

sleekdoc:
Chei, if this thread is anything to go by, i guess i'm finished!  But Finished not in the sense that i cant get any chic at all,( i guess the only reason iv been gettin so many chics anyway is cos they all seem to think i'm cute or somethin ),  but that i cant get the type i'll really be interested in.
Thanks for adding to my misery guys.
Thanks for your candidness sistawoman, i have a feeling most women think that way too,
Wow, maybe ill jus forget about trying to get my choice and focus on other things (like cheddars).
I jus wish there was a way out though! cos iv made up my mind never to marry some1 i'm not completely and totally into, cos i know myself, i could get bored easily and that will spell disaster for the marriage.

My guy u have said it all, how can it be that easy to feel encouraged but rather discouraged by the posts u have read on ur thread. Anyway KINI BIG DEAL, I have a message for the shawties feeling the same way or going tru the same thing as u do. Hit the gymn, work out well, expand them muscles, HELLO!! This does not guarantee increase in height, it will only expand and shoot out ur muscles, with that if ur standing beside ur MUKE wey tall pass u, it wont seem assive one is taller than the other, try am make u come pay me money for life saving advise( Oopps sorry, Mental saving advise.

gabrywyl:
Eyo Ma Brotha, nothing wrong to have your own preferences but maybe you should try not generalizing because trust me, not all 20+ are immature and not all 16- are mature.They are many different types of people to make up the world. Always remember that.

By the way, I will be 26 years old this coming 12 May, am I also categorized under the immaturity section?

Gab my angel, read my post well, below is an example:


I find it hard trusting girls ages 22-26, due to the immoral acts spontaneously infecting our nija girls, not all though




My preference below:

I must confess that any girl of ages specified above will only be classified as play girl to me.


They are not all play girls, but to me they are, as in ones that comes around me and I straff.


My preference about smally:

Dnt get me wrong, smallies of nowadays are spoilt too, but they are better off than the onez am talking about.

No matter how spoilt they are, I just prefer them to either the good or bad 21-26 gurliez.

I hope u grab now gab!

Except for gab, I think all the girls and ladies on Nland does not add any value to their man's life, so they probably dnt know what it is, reason why thread is emtpy, lol

sydney82:
its like this girl that blabbed this quote above is an ekeyik baby
her age might be up to 29
yet no issue or husb.
na wo
me i like smally too
coz every where still tite
brain still small to convince
face still look fresh
u fit suck every where
she fit be virgin, then u can hold the key to her love and sex success in life
wali tali she no fit forget u if u treat her well

You be correct guy walai talai, see better point, I give you 97%.

Why Those He Treat Me This Way Those means plural, how many guys are treating u the wrong way then nlanders can best reply.

binhozie:
Gozilla u r a fool!
U r d one who deserves a ban for kissin ass
The poster stated his preferences. Its a free world. He has his point. It would seem very unnatural if d ladies dint jump on d thread and start defending womanhood.
He likes sweet sixteen so what.
In europe and america, a sixteen yr old has f*cked half the boys in college.
Girls can be pretentious little aliens

Thank u ojere!!! Its my view.

skylo:
i would like to say this to the posta,to be patient with responses as regard any post u send, its really important,big up and u guys stop acting as kids,it wouldnt help matters u know,we are all here to learn from each other,i dnt appreciate abusive words and responses.pls note,be nice with ur responses.to the commentators this time.tx

How can I be nice and patient when they are wicked and impatient regarding their responses. I dnt think thats possible.

Movingcoil:
holomorphic function and the
closed disk D = { z : | z − z 0 | ≤ r} is
completely contained in U.

This one na cocaine inspiration no doubt.

I need definitions and specified fact for the saying that goes" a girl adds value to my life" What kind of values are we talking about?

I have to make one thing clear,maybe the curse words will stop. All the 16-19 year old I have dated before, I have never had sexual experience with them, they are just fun to be in love with, its a very sweet thing for me, and I also date ages 21-26, they are the ones I HAVE SEX WITH. So the difference here is that, I love to have serious healthy relationship with smally, while I sleep with the older ones.

I hope u all understand now!!

wait till he does propose ke? The girl says the wedding is some months to come. Sit ur man down and discuss this with him. Do not let him feel u are going to call it off. JUst tell him u need this wedding to commence on a normal procedure which is him making a proposal and you Saying YES.

We await your actions and feed back.

You are probably a scammer or a joker.

Im a guy, and I am cheating on my girl. here are the clues:

1: I do not call regularly as I have been doing b4.
2: The love and affection expressed when we are together seems to have dropped in a higher %tage.
3: I give more excuses when am suppose to see her unlike b4 wey I go don go see her b4 she knows am coming.

ariblaze:
by smally you mean

those minds thats are being molded

that you can shape bully and intimidiate

me thinks, its cos you are scared a woman

will intimidate you thats why you go after girls

did i say that you deserve to be shot?

Ogun go ki**ll you, I do not feel intimidated by those of the average ages I specified. Bt dating a smally is a sweet loving thing, I love the way they talk, the way they express their love, they are fresh blood and so on, its not all about the Mr. Boss of a thing over them.

binhozie:
This thread has gone past its prime,
I'd say lock it!!

Turn to iice and lock it.

d-ROC:
d-ROC's back in the building! Now where were we?

d-ROC, Thanks for this thread o jare, I wonder why Mr get around on every thread_eyonigger has not been here yet. To topic: I would say it does not really matter dating poor girls. As a guy wey soji, you do not need to do a whole year survey and test and see if the girl is all about the money or not. Abi some dey wey fit pretend?? Anyway as for me, if its a girl I love and I know she aint about my money, then I dnt see any reason nt dating the poor girl. I think I am making a point here.

ekpakpo:
i made a promised to myself not to express myself on NL in anyway, but i just have to break it because of this total fool[/i]
grow up, you complete idiot!

Opako or ekpakpo, u have lost self determination by breaking a promise u made to urself, what a total disgrace jst coz u want to swallow my puke. Oma se oo !!!

Uwaje:
you  said girls of 22-26 yrs of age are "immoral", LMAO.Girls at 16,17,18,19 can be "immoral" hell, ANYONE can be IMMORAL, sooo u dont see what ur doing as immoral? chasing 16-19 yr olds?you know what? you are just very lucky you are not in US,Canada or UK, bc dem go show u how far if to say u wan date 16-17yr old.Automatic statutory RAPE. all I can say is good luck in finding a girl of those ages whos parents agree to that, I'm 18 and a man of 24 expressed intrest in me, but in the end it was a control thing (not to mention the man acted like a baby   ) he was at the point in his life where he wanted a serious gf, I was just out of highschool and about to go to college and  I[i] just turned 18. So my point is, while shes in school and trying to figure out who she is, ur there at 24, probably a college grad, trying to look for a job and possibly get married to a long time gf, shes still having her fun and in school, you know why? because shes STILL A YOUNG GIRL. Girls of 16-19 dont need somebody of 24 or 25 holdin them down and tellin them what they can and cannot do.Im 18 and will never again make the mistake of even merely speaking to a man of 24 or 25 if he hints the slightest intrest in me

why dont you listen to the females on this board, they would know better. They are just telling you the truth. If u cant handle the heat get out of the kitchen.I am scared for you, how do you act around ur nieces,sisters,female cousins? would you allow YOUR own daughter of 16 to date a GROWN ASS MAN of 25? Do you know what this man really has on his mind? You are a man so you should figure that out easily

I think u needed to read my post well in order for u to clearly understand what I stated in specifics. I never said all girls ranging from ages 22-26 are all immoral, I gave specifics of %tage that are immoral to my own opinion, ur own opinion might be different. And I also stated that not all from ages 16-19 are also good girls, but that I prefer them to the older ones all the way round. So please be well fed before u spit.


Mos females on this board are selfish, instead of saying it how it is, na so so curse curse, jst becoz the subject points to the females. There is nothing I can do about it, I love smallies.

topup:
[color=#008855]There is nothing with having a personal preference, however I will warn you, having a stereotype/image of what these 'smallies' are like can actually result in you being fooled or heartbroken, you shouldn't trust anybody too much without them earning it, so by giving these younger girls the advantage from the get go you put yourself in a position to be heartbroken or disapointed.

So what happens when the 'smallie' turns 22? Do you dump her, imagine if you dated her for 6 years, will you break up with her on her birthday .

Maybe you choose to be more cautious, but I think you should just work on trying to be better at judging characters and reading the signs, rather than taking the 'easier' option.

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I have been heartbroken so many times, and I am strong enough to undergo any upcoming heartbreak, its even a form of pleasure to me. bT DATING smally is just too sweet, no be sey i dey desecrate them ooo.

Gab, ur bf's friend ur talking about, is he Nigerian?"Cos if he is.;;;; thats the way we Nija act attimes.

Hahahah, una never halla,yall SKURETE shuould keep showcasing your talent in lambasting my expression. Yall are the cowards, I say what I know and what I like even if u do not like it. You can swallow my puke. MORE COMMENTS!!

michelin89:
so every girl above 21 is a LovePeddler? Aren't you a LovePeddler yourself because you are much older than a girl of 22, aren't you?

You are stupid and shallow and not even ashamed to say it.

And also a pedophile. Gosh.

Ok let me understand. All girls are spoilt but you prefer the younger ones because even though you won't admit it, you like the taste of young girls. You like to be in control and you know small girls won't have the guts to talk back or do anything. The truth my friend is that you are a coward. You are not man enough for your agemates and you have decided to hide under stupid excuses.

In the 15th century, people didn't know the earth was round, but that didn't change the fact that the earth was indeed round.

Your ignorance doesn't prove the existence of anything but it sure proves that your brains don't exist.

PIG!

I renounce all of your pointless statements for the fact that you are a female. I could not expect much than what am getting from u. ODE!!

I am 24 to be 25. Anything wrong?