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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Fans Thread. by eyonigger(m): 11:37pm On Oct 31, 2009
I am ok with my 1 point.
Romance / Re: He Farts Too Much by eyonigger(m): 3:19pm On Oct 31, 2009
wetin dey worry that guy wey talk sey i get HIV. Be serious ojare, some1 please give me a very good point.
Romance / Re: He Farts Too Much by eyonigger(m): 10:19am On Oct 31, 2009
Thank goodness for this thread, I was about creating a thread regarding my gf who farts almost everytime when we r together. But the help I need here is, my fart has started smelling like hers, what is going on Nlanders? I know the smell of my fart is quite different, but whenever she farts in my presence, the next day my fart wud start smelling like hers, does any1 have an idea of what that is? Very curious.

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Education / Re: Unilag Post Ume Cut Off Mark 2009/2010 by eyonigger(m): 9:45am On Oct 31, 2009
sunboy, I went with my bro yesterday to obtain a change of course form, on their website it was 500, but yesterday it was 700. Anyway we purchased it, because a vital source told us that our uncle cannot do anything to secure him admission for his desired course which is Pol science since he is 3% short of the cut off, but getting a change of course form can do the magic through our uncle.

Now we are having problem selecting a course he can choose that is of almost the same requirements for Pol science, because we tried to check the cut off mark on their website, and it has been removed, does anyone know how I can go about this? The poor boy has been running temperature since yesterday. sad
Rap Battles / Re: ****WARCRAFT: RAMPAGE(II) (Ibime Vs H.J)**** by eyonigger(m): 12:26am On Oct 31, 2009
Hahahaha, I don laff tire. Yes its Valerie in the house Mrs Saurong. Nl's fakest.

Remember the lines that I spitted way back?

Yea eyonigger just took a little BITE/
Aint like Sauron that yall can SPITE/

I aint no fake, you are, so imma leave ofoka to take care of you as he would always do.


HJ, I lost interest in this section wayback, just checking it out today, and I can see something big is cracking on here.
Romance / Re: What Do You Think Of Nairaland Guys? by eyonigger(m): 11:57pm On Oct 30, 2009
What I think about Nairaland guys?

I think Nairaland guys hates ur silly ass sweetakara abi what ya call urself. And some ladies does too.
My 5 cedes.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Fans Thread. by eyonigger(m): 11:52pm On Oct 30, 2009
lala, does asking or trying to correct the date set for the osasuna match got anything to do with grinning? George you are a fake, two mouthed prawn.


Barca style of play to feature in Nike competition



http://www.fcbarcelona.com/web/english/noticies/futbol/temporada09-10/10/n091027107486.html
Politics / Re: Nigerians Again: NYC Temp Accused Of Stealing Identities by eyonigger(m): 7:54am On Oct 30, 2009
Fl dear, how come ya trading jabs with some drunk tribalistic tankards here?
You know I LOVE YOU, so dnt get stained by um dirty mouth.
Rap Battles / Re: ****WARCRAFT: RAMPAGE(II) (Ibime Vs H.J)**** by eyonigger(m): 6:56am On Oct 30, 2009
Eldee, thanks for setting up these battles in an appropriate and spectacular manner. But we need an internet CIA to investigate WORD for WORD that Sauron drops. He has a biting record already on this section of NL.

H.J hwfar? Long time BOSS.
Rap Battles / Re: ***WARCRAFT 2-CHAOS IN NAIRALAND** OFOKA VS STREETWISE*** NO HOLDS BARRED by eyonigger(m): 6:46am On Oct 30, 2009
;d
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Carling Cup: Arsenal V Liverpool [2 - 1] on Wed 28th October by eyonigger(m): 6:30am On Oct 30, 2009
Lol, @ handball photos.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Thierry Henry Officially The World's Best Player! by eyonigger(m): 6:21am On Oct 30, 2009
Barca dominating all aspects of this football thingy.
Politics / Re: Nigerians Again: NYC Temp Accused Of Stealing Identities by eyonigger(m): 6:16am On Oct 30, 2009
Yankee guys and girls gone gugu-gaga on here.
@ post, this aint no NEWS, Because no be today.
Nairaland / General / Re: I Keep Seeing The Same Number All The Time - 555 by eyonigger(m): 10:32pm On Oct 29, 2009
poster there was this guy named beck500 on Nairaland here, he actually posted something very similar to what you are talking about, but what he sees most of the time is 911. How about that?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Fans Thread. by eyonigger(m): 8:48pm On Oct 29, 2009
George D, shut the Bleep up, you are a loser and an intruder. Only God knows which spy agent he works 4.

@ Yesterdays match, didnt watch it, but I can only grin grin

lailai long time, wetin dey happen with you?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: French Ligue 1, Spanish La Liga, Italian Serie A, Dutch Eredivisi And Bundesliga by eyonigger(m): 6:12pm On Oct 26, 2009
Kray do not call on the deaf in the land of hearing when there is nothing REALLY they have to say. However we have the LIKES of Sharon who can cook up a good debate regarding the former criticism towards Ibra. Chimp can too, but dude wud sound stupid.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Fans Thread. by eyonigger(m): 5:58pm On Oct 26, 2009
Muki na invisible Barca Lover, she uses Yaya as a point of her indirect expression. You better decamp now, dnt wait until ya gooners go without a single trophy this season, thats gonna be a sour case.
Romance / Re: Can You Marry The Kind Of Guys Or Babes U Date? by eyonigger(m): 5:39pm On Oct 26, 2009
I and my gf are in an open relationship, in which we have conversed to a level that we both are aware thay we wont marry each other, it dnt mean we aint in love, its just a matter of open decision. Although she is a marriage material, some few things just dnt catch up.
Education / Re: UNILAG Releases 2009/2010 Admission List. by eyonigger(m): 12:19am On Oct 26, 2009
Romance / Re: Why Do Girls Always Do This? by eyonigger(m): 12:04am On Oct 26, 2009
Amaka thanks a bunch.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Fans Thread. by eyonigger(m): 11:51pm On Oct 25, 2009
Scantee and Kray, una do well for representing. I enjoyed the game, I hope Ibra can continue like this, but hey yall, I will keep saying it, marquez is becoming a bad luck. What do we do about that chap?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Manchester Utd [2 - 0] On Sunday 25th October by eyonigger(m): 6:01pm On Oct 25, 2009
Hahahaha, Saurong, Valerie in the house. grin

What happened to your team today? Seems you guys cant face the thicker red. Blood is thicker than blood.

Crizzle you seem to be a little worked up today over this loss. You are'nt always like this. WEIRD!!
Romance / Re: What Makes Your Relationship A Success? by eyonigger(m): 9:29am On Oct 25, 2009
Ekpoma1:

Some ladies, we never forgive a guy who cheated on them even if he was the one who confessed.Don't you think alot of guys will go for the second option hoping & praying she never find-out, alot never find-out.
@190 I hail o.

Thats a fact bro. I'll opt for option 2.
Romance / Re: What Makes Your Relationship A Success? by eyonigger(m): 8:20am On Oct 25, 2009
Well they said in such instance you might lose her or she might never have to trust you again.
Romance / Re: Post Your Picture If You Think You're Beautiful/handsome by eyonigger(m): 8:18am On Oct 25, 2009
Amaka good thing you said ur not the one in that pic. Ok prove to me that you are at least ok if you are not a wowority. grin

You can try to show me your pic in private. And na truth be wetin I yarm formerly.

As for you sweetypie, I once complained about you, you seem to have this insecurity about your looks.
Romance / Re: Why Do Girls Always Do This? by eyonigger(m): 8:08am On Oct 25, 2009
OYINBOGOJU:

ROSE I DEY YOUR BACK,

NIGERIAN GIRLS NO GET JOB, NA TO THINK OF THE NEXT DATE BE THEIR PROBLEM, HUNGRY BITCHES,


Amaka, deal with this girl.
Romance / Re: Share Your Pranks ?! by eyonigger(m): 8:03am On Oct 25, 2009
I think yall already know the prank played lately.
Romance / Re: What Makes Your Relationship A Success? by eyonigger(m): 1:50am On Oct 25, 2009
Mcleo007:

@Eyonigger,bein open implies u tel your woman everytin no matter wat it is.Evn wen your boning som1else.It goes 2 shw u hv her in mind nd respect her.

I was thinking part of being open is to tell ur gf you cheated on her after you did. Is that a part of it?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: The Galacticos (Real Madrid Fans Only) by eyonigger(m): 1:06am On Oct 25, 2009
~Borat~:

Madrid are looking more and more clueless with every passing game.
If indeed they cant win without cr9, then i'm afraid the la liga have pretty much got their job cut out for them

Please construct your implicating erroneous statement well Borat, who is cr9 for you to make mention of laliga in a whole?Please quote madrid instead.
Brah, Blasphemy is not allowed,

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