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RomanceRe: Why Does She Scold My Facial Look Everytime? by eyonigger(m): 3:04pm On Feb 04, 2009
Czarskit:
@ Gab
Your, your. . .clothes? Hmmn. . .
Bite the dog back na. 50-50 no cheating or beta stil, bite its clothes.

@ eyonigger
The first person who spotted the 'reply turned topic' wasn't insultive. It occurs due to signal drops, perhaps a visit 2 d fones section 'll convince ur stupid a*s. If u like be hating, I don't care man, besides I feel better when ppl hate on me' cos it only makes me stronger. Akoshibero!

I'm loving the hate Man!
I wonda y I'm typing this sef. . .

*walks off humming 'Olorun Majé' & 'Omiye lala'* tongue
Lol, correct guy, Gab holler @ me na, u no jst wan halla.
RomanceRe: How Many Couples Take Hiv Test Before Tying The Knot? by eyonigger(op): 3:00pm On Feb 04, 2009
Ben2001, your word counted, I am back, phonyphoenix, u are a frustrated nairalander, A wanderer on every thread. Bt I love u gurl.lol
RomanceRe: How Many Couples Take Hiv Test Before Tying The Knot? by eyonigger(op): 2:49pm On Feb 04, 2009
Yes na, I mean look into it from ur own perspective and tell us how many in %tage u know wey dey do test before marriage. As for me 10 out of 100 does test, the rest Nah!! So whats the difference between sex before marriage and inside marriage.
RomanceRe: Have You Been Heart broken Before, How Did You Come Out? "hollandis" word 4 you by eyonigger(m): 2:41pm On Feb 04, 2009
smooooooth:
Have You Been Broken Hearted Before, How Did You Came Out?

shocked shocked shocked.

just stay right there brother, cos u may hurt your self trying to caming out
Hahahaha, smooooth u be craze person, u for just correct the dude instead of worsening the grammatical error he committed. Poster modify your subject by changing your came to come, two past tenses cannot go all at once. Please do that quick b4 heatfusion, siskill,phoenix busybody and other's come at ur rescue. Infact reverse that broken hearted to heartbroken.
Poems For ReviewRe: Excercise In Exorcism by eyonigger(m): 2:40pm On Feb 04, 2009
Hmmmm, how I am creative? I might be, bt I am not just aware of it. Please tell me then I can remain on this section.
RomanceHow Many Couples Take Hiv Test Before Tying The Knot? by eyonigger(op): 11:21am On Feb 04, 2009
Yes na, na true na, analyze make u urself see.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Need A Girlfriend by eyonigger(m): 11:04am On Feb 04, 2009
I know of some gurls looking and willing to meet a guy. February is still the best time to catch a single girl. Give me a shout out, will hook u up. And whats ya age?
RomanceRe: His Gf Has Never Gone Out With Him, Even On Vals Day! by eyonigger(op): 10:54am On Feb 04, 2009
ok.
Poems For ReviewRe: Excercise In Exorcism by eyonigger(m): 10:53am On Feb 04, 2009
SIskill, what makes u think my attn is needed here?
RomanceRe: Why Does She Scold My Facial Look Everytime? by eyonigger(m): 10:47am On Feb 04, 2009
Czarskit, aint nobody hating on u or jealous , u did thangz that called for insults, anyway Gab, plz email me there, I'll tell u what's up.
RomanceRe: I Like This Girl Very Much, But My English Is Not Good. Can I Use Pidgin? by eyonigger(m): 1:21am On Feb 04, 2009
HeatFusion:
What manliness?
You call that lil marbles even a magnifying glass cannot find a privates?

When they said Yoruba men are the most endowed in naija, it's obvious they missed evaluating you and ur male family members.
Han han!!! Why u come involve my family member's into this, as u weak reach, u still come fall ur hand finally, seriously as from now on I renounce ur existence and response to ur post. Tnx 4 ya fun giving attacks. Chao!!
RomanceRe: His Gf Has Never Gone Out With Him, Even On Vals Day! by eyonigger(op): 1:14am On Feb 04, 2009
So they are better of 2geda. kid+kid= Good deed!!
RomanceRe: I Like This Girl Very Much, But My English Is Not Good. Can I Use Pidgin? by eyonigger(m): 1:11am On Feb 04, 2009
DaPhoenix:
you wish https://i42.tinypic.com/mv3ybq.jpg
Not a wish, but an obvious Ish!!!


HeatFusion:
The boy is too weak, na my Acid I want. Go and bring him back for me oooooooo
Yes for u I am WEAK,/but on all threads u keep sucking on my D*ICK/
RomanceRe: His Gf Has Never Gone Out With Him, Even On Vals Day! by eyonigger(op): 1:06am On Feb 04, 2009
Ooops sorry, Kunle is just 21, and the gurl is 18.
RomanceRe: His Gf Has Never Gone Out With Him, Even On Vals Day! by eyonigger(op): 1:03am On Feb 04, 2009
Treetop20:
tell your friend to stop dating kids
If ur true love is to come ur way and she is under 17-18-19, would you regard her as a kid and wnt take her love?
RomanceRe: His Gf Has Never Gone Out With Him, Even On Vals Day! by eyonigger(op): 1:01am On Feb 04, 2009
I don tire for ur attacks. Instead of u to just add sumtin, u go just dey attack me. This thing don turn personal issue. Ok I am sorry, lol
RomanceRe: I Like This Girl Very Much, But My English Is Not Good. Can I Use Pidgin? by eyonigger(m): 12:51am On Feb 04, 2009
Phonyphoenix, its obvious dat u lyk me.
RomanceRe: I Like This Girl Very Much, But My English Is Not Good. Can I Use Pidgin? by eyonigger(m): 12:27am On Feb 04, 2009
embarassed
RomanceRe: His Gf Has Never Gone Out With Him, Even On Vals Day! by eyonigger(op): 12:25am On Feb 04, 2009
HeatFusion:
lmao. . . .yes, and I'm Cleopatra.

You berra ask for forgiveness. . . .your life dey on a thin line if you dnt know and I got a scissors on my hand to cut it!
Sharrap jo!! u nor dey tire, post on another threaD, I can see ur on those threads already.


CyberG:
No long story: the girl is not really into your friend. He should realize that now or find out later.

If he really likes this girl and can put up with the disappointment whenever it happens, he may choose to go with the "flow". However, I think he should leave his options open by getting a "backup" grin. However, if he doesn't want to waste his time, money and feelings (the most important of all), he should move on. I bet there are many other ladies who are still waiting, hoping and looking!
Not really into him? He goes to see her and I myself have seen the intimacy btwn them both, had it been I have never seen the intimacy and the chemistry they share, I would have told him the same thing u said. The more reason why I am so much confused seeking answer''s on nairaland. There must really be something to this.
RomanceRe: I Like This Girl Very Much, But My English Is Not Good. Can I Use Pidgin? by eyonigger(m): 12:21am On Feb 04, 2009
HeatFusion:
Of course when your own be 13/100 grin grin
Oloshi, Lol Lol, i know sey u must talk.
RomanceRe: Re: I Like This Girl Very Much, But My English Is Not Good. Can I Use Pidgin? by eyonigger(m): 12:20am On Feb 04, 2009
I tire ooo, there aint enuff GB space on Nairaland, na pple like u dey make wasteful usage of am. Mumu!!
RomanceRe: I Like This Girl Very Much, But My English Is Not Good. Can I Use Pidgin? by eyonigger(m): 12:18am On Feb 04, 2009
Poster, ur written English here I rate 73/100, however most peeps know how to write bt dnt know how to speak. Have u ever flow in pidgin with her before? If so, read her actions, if she''s ok with it, you can be spitting it often but not all the time, cos I think ur problem is that, u cant flow all along with pure English so u gota mix it with Pidgin, I hope that helps!!
RomanceRe: His Gf Has Never Gone Out With Him, Even On Vals Day! by eyonigger(op): 12:10am On Feb 04, 2009
HeatFusion:
alabuku were adugbo!! Mind ya business!!
The koko be, you should be on ya knees begging for forgiveness. grin

I can see that u be the kind wey dey spend his tithe money on kulikuli, SO MY EPE GO REACH U QUICKER!
Hahahaha, this gives me a 100 reason to see how fake u are, I am the highest tithe payer in my church, Eyonigger, I derive pleasure in paying tithes, by virtue of that I pronounce BLESSINGS UNTO U, wat else can I do bt to be good to pple that hates me. Hahaha!!
RomanceRe: His Gf Has Never Gone Out With Him, Even On Vals Day! by eyonigger(op): 12:03am On Feb 04, 2009
HeatFusion:
You no suppose to dey feel am oloriburuku oshi.

Sorry no be with my mouth. Na the skin go fall off, then the bones being to disolved, until it fally falls off your body. Then It'd be my pleasure to roast it and eat it!! cool cool
Ode nie, U should perform better than this. Be serious, r u a gurl or a guy? Cos mehn ur profile is too coded.
RomanceRe: His Gf Has Never Gone Out With Him, Even On Vals Day! by eyonigger(op): 11:55pm On Feb 03, 2009
HeatFusion:
I dey warn you, darl!

Of course I be male. . . .am just saying, epe ti obirin le ju!

You see as you dey type, isoro ti wo aiye e!

And as you cook for your dinner, your digestive system dey break down. . . .

ahhhhhhhh, dnt even make me start on your dck!!! Last time you saw it, it was still intact with your body abi?

Watch closely as I serve it on my platter, all roasted and barbecued
Ok enuff of ya talk, perform ya black magic make i feel am. Whats a gurl pic doing on ur profile? You'll feel my rod in ur mouth raw attached to my body instead if it being bbcued.
RomanceRe: His Gf Has Never Gone Out With Him, Even On Vals Day! by eyonigger(op): 11:43pm On Feb 03, 2009
Busy_body:
Hey thats uncalled for angry How dare you talk to a female like that angry angry angry
What was uncalled for? HEATFUSION NA guy, Saw his pic, or is he Hamophre?



HeatFusion:
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

ewoooooooooooo!! ewoooooooooooo orisaaaaaaaaaa!!

You berra take it back b4 I go crazy on you shocked shocked shocked shocked

Omode to nge igi ko le moh ibi t'igi a subusi, sugbon gbalaga lo ba ti ge'giri lo le mon ibi ti igi a subi si!!

I dey tell you ohhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! You dnt want to walk in the public on a lovely afternoon, then suddenly, you dey rip your clothes off o.

My own aje pass the ones on nollywood o.

Ti e ti baje!! shocked shocked shocked
tell am o.
epe t'obirin lo buru ju!!
See this otumopo, u wana sound funny huh? U funny i go no lie, oma run down ni bi o se wa yen!!
RomanceRe: His Gf Has Never Gone Out With Him, Even On Vals Day! by eyonigger(op): 11:26pm On Feb 03, 2009
Hahahah, heatfusion, u be bastard I swear, u just dey make me laff, I cannot even quote any post right now, cos there are too many mixtures, I mean I love u all both good response giver and also the bad response giver, gab,phony phoenix,coldfusion,sisjinks,  and the rest.


I have contacted Kunle and enlightened him about some few stuvs i got from here, he said he'll follow his heart and try to make her go out with him on vals day, and if she does not, he'll take it like a man. I also asked him if he has any intention of having sex with her which is the main reason why he is asking her to go out with her, he says no, quoting "" Deji who go get Dupe as girlfriend wey fine pass mammy water wey u no go wan take am out and even flaunt her which is even the least reason why I want to take her out bla bla bla!!!
RomanceRe: His Gf Has Never Gone Out With Him, Even On Vals Day! by eyonigger(op): 7:55pm On Feb 03, 2009
sistawoman:
Ok then disregard the part about sex. And pay attention the rest.


Does he really want her to go against her father?

When he has a daughter does he want his daughters bf convincing her to go against his will.

KARMA IS A BITCH!!!!!!

What goes around always comes back around.
The pops is not living with her and her mum, and I stated kunle knows her mum, I did not state that her folks are the problem.


DaPhoenix:
lol leave those young girls alone. Let them grow.
Na u sabi jo, na them better pass all this old blood wey go dey give u ""OSE"'.


HeatFusion:
She was 16, now she's 18 in a week's time? undecided

Thread is you no? opuro oshi grin grin
Heatfusion, wat else can I get from u, negative responses, I thank u gan!! OLosi, I am not talking about my gurl, my friends gurl, Oloriburuku nie!!
RomanceRe: His Gf Has Never Gone Out With Him, Even On Vals Day! by eyonigger(op): 7:26pm On Feb 03, 2009
Daphoenix, why cant u just shut ur mouth, I am not talking about my gurl, my friend's gurl is who im posting this thread about. She is 18.



sistawoman:
Why would he want to call it quits on a good girl?

She proves to him that she is obiendant and follows her parents directions. If he is just looking to deflower her and move on then he should just move on and leave this girl to a MAN that understands her value.

Her parents are in control of her now and have told her not to date, does he really want to start to foster disrespect in his girl. Does he really want a girl that would disrespect, lie, and sneak around behind her father back? Once you start someone down that path it is very hard to turn them around. Plus we all know Karma is a bitch, becareful what you put on others because it is sure to come back on you.

He must sit and think if this girl is worth the wait; if she is then he must continue to toast her and wait until she is old enough to accept. Just find a FWB to keep his manliness busy.
Did i state that he wants to take her out for sex? Did u read the post well at all?
RomanceRe: His Gf Has Never Gone Out With Him, Even On Vals Day! by eyonigger(op): 4:16pm On Feb 03, 2009
Abi ooo!!!

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