Guys/girls what are your heartbreak symptoms? Oh well we all know heartbreak represents a feeling you have in different ways after some1 u love breaks up with you. If its a sex mate, we call it sex-break and so on and so ratata!!

As for me, when I am being heartbroken, I feel this symptoms below:

1: Loss of Appetite
2: Uncontrollable thoughts of my ex.
3: Abnormal feeling of sleepiness.
4: Restlessness at all cost
5: Soliloquizing about what may have gone wrong.

You wanna share yours? Holler

SLIM-JEO:

eyonigger man i have gone through things like this okay, We men and women the best thing we all need is respect and concern and not looks, What about a man that date a cute girl but when it came to marriage, guess what? you know what i am talking, I am very handsome not by my looks because i do not realize that in me but by my attitude everywhere i go, everybody love me and shout, SLIM JEO HOW ARE YA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

You are ryte bro, same thing goes to me, good behavior good look, all join abegee.

Poster, what the gurl is doing to you is what u really need trust me. You said something like " you have never asked a girl out twice" that alone has added up to your uneccesary ego towards lady, and I am quite sure all of the ladies you have dated in the past are just THERE, iF U know what I mean, you can never be in love with them.

So as for this main gurl, giving you a hard time and hard to get is what u really need, reason for ur going insane, cos you have never experienced such before, trust me, if u really like this girl, keep pushing on, dnt stop, even if its 4 to 5 months, I swear by the time she opens up her heart to you, you'll be the most "in love" guy on earth. Just be careful sha!! I went through such, and my heart was broken into a million pieces after 8 months.

PEACE OUT.!!

Krayola:

I don't know. I think she likes me. but she's soooo not my type.

True Yanz my bro.

Valencia will try their best but all na story. Nobody can beat us. Na one small team wey we go take for granted go give us one kind sound beating one day, but nothin for all these other teams. We'll be too psyched up and they're just not good enough to beat us. No matter how well they play.

You are on point, team like xerex. Am off to bed, skepe too much for this body.

turbho, why is shrimp always following u about?
Omo mehn, match nor dey until only jah knows when, Valencia wont take it easy at the mestala abi na wetin them dey call am?
We are sure to beat this unbeaten record in europe.

Thread page number 101, to be continued here alliyall: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-334732.0.html#msg4694955

Trashing continua, 

Analysis yapa, we are yet to hear more.
SLIM-JEO, U sound like someone trying to console himself, even though ur right.

I just tire for reamma the resurrection agent attimes.

them never even start match, thread don reach page 5. Guys listen up, I can see Nija winning this Match, even though FUTURE TV did not confirm anything. If they are going to win us, then it wont be a very big goal margin, maybe 1 goal. I can see siasia shinning in this tournament.

iice:

Unless there is a serious grave issue. . .please let him go cry somewhere else

Lol, nothing different ought to come from u other than wat u have stated above.


I have always wanted to cry in the presence of my gurly just to prove how deeply emotional I am with her, because thats part of what she likes, just to see me go to some extent of proving how I really feel. But I seem not to see the tears flow down, I mean I can feel the current inside of me ascending from my belly, but to see tears come out, tears nor dey come ooo. Yes I can, it just havent happened.

Dear Nlanders, male and female, I kept wondering if the same meaning/definition goes for the words below:

For male: Handsome, cute, fine.
For female: Beautiful, pretty.

For me, I think they are all categorized in just one meaning,while some others feel they are almost similar in meaning,but with a little bit of difference, if anyone of you think they have different definitions, please analyze.

Thanks.

Rainbow hwfar nah?

Honeric, na so the thing go, those guys cant win anything this season, besides they can only get their rhythm next season. But them go still chop am join from the Almighty Hacker Barca.

segun I told u, please help quote my other post that states " playing sevilla will be your first test this season. Please no RONALDO as excuse here ooo.

Hahahaha, wonders shall never end. Segun where @ thou? Galactico u dey sleep? Where una oga binna for younder? Bunch of stupid kolokticos.

190, u of all people. Are you a bonified CLIENT?

what is all this on this thread? sHRIMP, Make u cool down guy, u are really make a f**l out of urself. ou be correct guy just cool down nah.!

sherry lo:

Are we still going through or not? pls somebody answer.

Todays game is gonna determine if Nigeria wud be considered as part of the best losers to qualify.

segunpc:

na soso celebration we dey for real madrid

He go soon end.

HmmmM!! Madam observation.

kanye west, your verbal madness is a natural NL thingy for newbies. As time goes by, you go tire. Then return to your mental state of gentlemanism.

We don do pass you. seeker free the bobo.

I just keep wondering why people keep getting scared of falling in love.
It comes and go, enjoy it while it last and be ready for whatever comes out of it negatively.
So because some feel so insecure about the other side of love, that would eventually stop them from falling in love?
Haba!! Thank goodness I have learnt, but nt all, at least something that can shiled my heart from the past emotional craps.

When I first fell in love, happiness filled my heart, then I knew how it is for God to love us.

You can posses all of the stated qualities to sustain a successful relationship, but if you cannot nack ur baby well, omo mehn you'll lose later.

The kolokticoz first test will be against sevilla, we shall see how you can handle um boys.

Malaga were paid to injure our players. What a dirty play.
Welington should have been red-carded ever since.

czarskit, first post ever to be seen by you. However you can impress your girl, but never make it a consistent act.

Poster, for how long have u guys been friends? I must confess that the girl likes you with all those things u have stated about her doings when ur around her. This is the scope to it just like kwibus said. Take your time with her, dnt talk about ur feelings anymore. Infact tell her you have decided to remain her friend for as long as earth remains, and Apologize that you ever asked her out in the first place.

My man, no1 will tell her when she'll eventually succumb herself to you.

A simple question needs a simple answer.
I'll break up, but forgive her. Thats human civility in righteousness there.