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Franzinni:
For the right price ... we can

How much

X0X0:
Actually quite easy. But will you pay

How Much?

Hi


Please who can create something similar to this?

Xhaka100:
What is our crime?

4 + 4

What font were used on this book cover? What are the names.

OyigboUpdate:
I decided to visit Abba Kyari Facebook profile to see comments on hushpuppi. I searched his name I couldn't see it despite am a top fan of his. Then I remembered I shared his post. I tried opening from my profile only to discover the account has been hidden.

Finally you've seen new fonder to chew besides IPOB

SUCKCESSFUL:
I just dey pity China
Even Putin wey dey try impress Russians know say America no be him papa agemate.
You'll never see America doing this kind of shit, anyways them chinks are just showing Dutch courage.

The weaponry America will employ against them is still classified, no be everybody get the info.

Do your research, the whole Europe would've been a German colony if not for the US. France and great Britain are still grateful till today.

Ordinary China wey Japan invade, war is not won by numbers, Hannibal had fewer men but he almost conquered Rome.

Besides the US has Bases, submarines and aircraft carriers in their backyard whilst none of them have any Ally or base near the north American Continent.

Modified

For some chinko fanboys quoting me and talking shit about Russia stopping the Germans and not the Americans.

Do you know how many Americans that died on the D day at Normandy?

Do you know the amount of support and logistics America gave in the war effort Even before joining the war?

The Russians did nothing tangible against the Germans, Hitler almost took Russia, it was natural causes that stopped him ( which by then America American has joined the war, the Germans were fighting on many fronts amidst depleting resources). That was when your overrated Soviet Union came with their tanks and started forming gra gra.

Where were the Russians when Hitler took Austria and Poland their neighbors??
The same Russia will later claim half of Germany after committing war crimes and raping German girls and women.
Y'all just hate the US.

The real MVPs are Britain and the US
Respect the star spangled banner!!!

As for China, they only want Taiwan in order to have more stake in the south China Sea.
Taiwan and Hong Kong are developed and more democratic than mainland China sef, why is China hell-bent on reuniting it? The Taiwanese people are happy, why are the communist not contented with their over 1 billion population? The answer is simple, the Chinese are greedy people!!!!

I duff my hat to you sir. You really know the history of the world War 2.

However, you overlooked one minor stuff about Taiwan. Thar tiny island is the largest and most advanced microchip maker in the world. If they go on holiday for 1 week every car, phone and computer maker in the world from Mercedes to Apple will close down.

DoctorDree:
Turkey of all places

Lol, it's like you wear second hand clothes only. If you are used to new ones you'll quickly realized that the best and most expensive wears in the market come from Turkey.

Turkish suits cost 100k upwards.

Not even South Africa is at the level of Turkey.
Turkey is part of the European Union and a solid member of NATO

1F30M4:
GTB but they're also stepping on my neck.. I go soon port go another bank.

Lol, I ran from gtb to Zenith.
Normally you don't notice all these deductions when there is little money in your account but when big money and high traffic ehem

The tax, stamp duty, SMS charges and other deductions these banks are hitting me with now, it makes me so bitter.

1F30M4:
Got so pissed that I moved my money out.. Left it at zero balance but it's reading negative now.. I do not know what they're still deducting.

Which bank did you go To?

After this move to Zenith.

Uba is the richest Nigerian bank yet their services aren't top notch. Cases like yours is why they are so rich. So many people just let it go while the bank gets the money.

tony0806:
I don't know. But I'm a Nigerian and I know my PayPal is safe

What Country?

tony0806:
If you paid through PayPal, it's simple. PAYPAL will retrieve your money if you excalate the issue. As long as the person didn't deliver as agreed, trust paypal

Pls which is safest paypal account to get as a Nigerian? USA or SA?

OyigboUpdate:
The youths are getting wiser. Knowing fully well IPOB is a death trap, so the recruit members now u have to force them. Nobody wan die osho free die again for man wey dey wear polo of 1.1 million naira but will reward them for their death when Biafra comes

Now I understand why you spend your lifetime opening all these nonsensical threads. You are a bitter enemy of everything Igbo

chukel:
nwanne, i am igbo and i have my reasons for making tgat comment. Yo most likely did not read the story to the end. A family that can gang up and lie that the poster raped the girl, got her pregnant and absconded. They even went with police to effect arrest of the guy. Will you want to get entangled with such family? Just take your time and read the story. You will see that marriage will never last if it happens. From the story, he may not even be responsible for the pregnancy.

My brother I read it well. All I can say is don't underestimate Human desperation.

I repeat, this guy needs to marry that girl not her lying parents.

Theoutsider:
You DONT even know the girl!
You dont know if she slept around multiple men.

Stop trying to confuse tradition with cucking.

You automatically sided with the woman because you are emotionally compromised. IN your feelings.

I feel like giving YOU a good beating because there are many men fathering kids that are not biologically theirs. So shut your trap.

What I said is the honest truth. You dont have to like it though.

Understabd that God's ways are not the ways of man. For instance this dating thing before marriage is not his way,

This guy needs to marry that girl not because she is worth but because his put his seed in her womb.

Thanks

chukel:
In everything you do, NEVER marry that girl. She and her family are evil. You may not even be the father of the baby.

I disagree.
Are you Igbo? Do you know the kind of disgrace and stigma that comes to the parents of a girl who got pregnant in her father's house? How about the girl herself?

In Igbo land, to find young girls driven out of their homes for getting pregnant is not odd at all. Sometimes the parent's marriage to older men just to save face.

Igbos are not like Yoruba and Calabar people who consider it ok for a girl to stay in her father's house *(unmarried) and have kids. That girl's parents are doing all they can to save themselves from terrible public shame.

Priceless007:
Hello Nairalanders,

It's a long story, but I'll try to keep it short and to the vital points. Please endure the length.

There's a girl i met at a theological college in where I was studying to become a clergyman and also learning a skill under the civil engineering department of the college. She was my junior in the course, as I was a year away from graduating from my first course, while she was just a fresher. She was always having issues getting through her courses and projects and would always ask for my assistance since I was the course rep in that department. It was forbidden to have any intimate relationship with your course mate or anyone in the college for that matter, the penalty would be expulsion. But unfortunately for me, out of sheer lust and seduction on her part, and gross indiscipline and lack of self control on my part, I got intimate with her and we ended up committing fornication during one of our semester vacations. And it just happened once, of which out of deep regret and remorse I confessed the matter to the college Admin when the next semester resumed. We were panelled, after which I was suspended, while she was expelled.

During this time I was learning a skill sponsored by the college, of which I use to get paid some weekly stipend. After I was suspended I was also stopped from continuing my apprenticeship, because I was not to associate with any of the students or lecturers in the school while my suspension lasted. So I was without a job and without a source of income since I wasn't yet mastered on the skill. The condition that was given to me to resume my studies and apprenticeship was that I should go and get married before I could come back to college, so as not to be tempted to repeat my error. But I wasn't ready for marriage whether financially or any other wise for that matter. So while I was contemplating my next move, this girl came to me that she was pregnant, that she needed us to go and see her parents. I told her I had no money neither was I ready to father a child at this point in my life. I pleaded she should give me time to think about what next to do. Two weeks passed, and I called her to enquire about her welfare but her number wasn't reachable, I decided to go to her place, but I was told she had travelled a week ago to go see her family. A week later, I received a call from a woman telling me she was the girl's mother, that her daughter came home with a pregnancy, and she asked me if I was responsible for the pregnancy, I answered her in the affirmative. She then asked when I was coming to see her family. I told her I wasn't sure about coming to see them that I needed to speak to the girl first. She said okay, then later that day the girl called me, and I told her to come back for us to talk deliberate on the way forward. When she came she told me her parents (who are by the way divorced) will not accept her nor the pregnancy without me coming to see them for marriage arrangements.

I explained to her I wasn't ready for any such thing, that I have a calling to answer and a course to finish, that what happened between us was just a stupid and careless mistake that has been as a setback for me to achieve my goal, and that I was ready to overcome the trials and get back on track, and I explained to her that before then I had neither dated nor been intimate with anyone for over seven years, and so any kind of relationship or marriage was not even in my nearest future plans, and besides, I didn't even have a job, not to mention having enough money to embark on a marriage plan. She said she would never accept such excuse, that I should look for whatever means to make sure I come see her parents before her pregnancy becomes obvious. She also said that she needed money to move her belongings back to Imo state where her family resides. I agreed to raise some money for her. I went to do some menial jobs and raised some money, about ₦20k, which I gave to her and she traveled back to Owerri. From then on her parents kept calling and pressuring me to come and see them for marriage arrangements. I told them I was going to come, but just to introduce myself to them as the person responsible for their daughter's pregnancy not for any marriage arrangements. But they disagreed, that if I wasn't ready to come for marriage that I shouldn't bother coming. I pleaded with them to give me enough time to look for money to come and see them, but they instead started threatening me with court cases and arrests, at one time they brought the girl and some soldiers to my family house and harassed my family members including my mother.

So I later traveled to Benin city to go look for money. After one week of my arrival in Benin, I lost my phone and I couldn't retrieve my number. I lost connection with them until I got back to Uyo where I got her phone number from a friend of hers. At this time, I was told that they came to my house several times with police officers claiming I raped their daughter and impregnated her then absconded. At this, I established contact with the girl again and she told me that I should not bother her that she wasn't in the mood to talk to me, I kept calling her but she often ended up abusing me or we often times ended up in quarrels, so I left her alone for sometime.

Two weeks ago I related the matter to one of my distant uncles, who advised me to gather some money and go see her, I called her and told her I wanted to come and see her before she puts to bed, which is expected to be sometime next month (August). But she told me that she still stands by what her parents had said, if it's not for the marriage issue that I should not come, that I should rather send her the money I would use in coming so she can use it to buy the baby clothing and buy some hospital requirements before she puts to bed. I called her parents and they told me the same thing, and said if I don't come for the marriage agreement before she puts to bed, that after she's delivered of the baby I should forget ever coming, and should never mention that I have a child anywhere not to mention coming to claim it ever in the future. And that I should just forget about her and the child.

The issue now is this, I am a bit frustrated because I seem to have lost everything at the moment because of this issue; my calling, the skill I was learning is gone, I have no job aside the menial jobs I do at construction sites which isn't available regularly. Now the little I have saved so far, I am contemplating on whether to use the money to pay for my skills training and continue with it and start my life afresh and forget about her, the child, and her parents, or use the money to support her in her hospital requirements for her delivery. Because I don't want to be seen as abandoning her when she is in this condition, and I also don't want to give up on the child, though I'm not capable of taking care of the girl and the baby right now, and probably, I might end up getting married but not under my present circumstances. I know I've made a grave mistake and this is the consequences for not being true to myself and my calling, and I deeply regret it, and I've suffered for it in any way I can possibly imagine, but I also need to put my life back in order, because right now I'm so devastated that I'm contemplating terrible alternatives to survive the storm, I'm at a very critical moment of my life and I just feel like giving up on life altogether. Please I need your help and advice on this issue. Thanks.

PS. Please if anyone is willing to teach me any skill, I would be very grateful and willing to learn.

Your write up is somewhat long but I read every word of it cos I'm an avid reader and an author. Reading and writing is my life.
I'm also something else too...a chosen. Yes, I have the calling which I have been running from for so long. I hope to answer it this year or next, God willing.

Listen and I'll speak to your from experience and as one older than you.

1. You are very selfish.
2. You are destroying your life with your own hands.

Do you see your write up? See how many times you mention stuff like 'my life, 'my calling', 'my education', 'my work'. If I may ask, what about the life of the girl you impregnated and that of the child she carries? You are a poor church rat at the moment, do you even think marry you is her dream?

My brother, you are too selfish to go far in the business of God's work.
If it's God that really called you and not hardship or a desire to start a gold mine of a church of your own then trust me when I say that if you ruin that girl's life if will be like a dark shadow over your through out your selfish life. It will limit your glory and restrict God's blessings for you.

You have been very wicked to that girl.

Come to think of it, did it ever occur to you that you could marry that girl and leave her in her father's house till you are financially stable? Perhaps it's the catholic church you wanna join where priests do not marry, hence, marriage scares you so much that you prefer to ruin you life instead.

As a man of God by calling you will always find money-making and things in general very hard until you answer that calling. I should know.
Go and marry that girl then leave her with her parents and take your marriage certificate to your old school and finish your studies. They did give you marriage as a condition to continue right? And here you are running so fast from the solution?

I really feel like giving you a good beating not just to reset you brian but to level up the scores because it looks to me that the girl was seriously cheated in this matter.


Pls Note
All those giving you the advice of not marrying the girl because her parents are trying to force you to do the right thing don't understand Igbo tradition. It's a terrible thing for a girl child to get pregnant in her father's house. It attracts great shame and in some cases can be taboo. All those Igbo based Nollywood movies where the father drives the daughter out of the house for getting pregnant out of wedlock is based on real-life stories... Igbo tradition, which is very stong in Imo state *(my state).

That's girl's parents are desperate to save themselves and their daughter a lot of shame. That they still keep her with them shows great love.

Cheers!

Rebekah029:
lol.. you're funny.

Yeah, but the vacancy is very real

Rebekah029:
Help me ask o!

I spend 10k on data monthly sometimes more if it finishes fast. So you wanna know where we dey see the money?
Hmmm, I get a vacancy for a wife in the company known as 'my life. It must be filled this year. You can pick my brains if you apply and get accepted for the job.

That's if you are still a single calendar lady and job hunting

Sumbarkaya:
The advice you need now is how to get the issue resolved. Now that you were not able to resolve the issue via physical shop as you claimed, try and chat them up on Facebook since Twitter is not available for now. I had similar issue and it was resolved via Facebook.

It wasn't airtel. It was one of my young employees stealing from me. He borrows thousands in airtime, sends it out to his line, and sells it off for cash. That was why I was getting loans of thousands without seeing the airtime anywhere.
He got caught after airtel showed me a printout of activities on my phone, I then saw where the money was going to. I've sent the idiot packing

The lesson, if you must help poor people never young boys and certainly don't bring them into your home

elpee2015:
Dumping the line is an option. Porting to another network go pain them. You leave their network and still retain the number.

Yeah

Hi,,

Please I need a very good lawyer to represent me in a suit against Airtel Nigeria.

I intend to sue them for fraud. It has to be fraud

You see,, they never allow my airtime rest. Always deducting. The recent craze now is to give me loans of 500 naira two or three times a week. The most annoying aspect is i never see any of this money,, they just give and zap back the whole thing. it's been going on for 2 months now and it just gets worst.

I went to their office last week to complain and they claim to have opened a CC case in which the thing was fixed only for me to find out that my 500 recharge of yesterday is gone. Upon checking, I saw I own them 2k loan! I have barely used this line all week. No calls!

The worst part is there is no clear USD code to opt out of this auto loan renewal or whatever. i don't even know where it comes from. All this started ever since I began to load my line heavily and allow up to 5k airtime to sit there. They zap it all now and give me a crazy loans on top

In this craze of a country, there has to be some accountability. Besides, this is daylight robbery if I ever saw one.

Pls, I need advice and,, or a good lawyer to move forward legally cos I think i have a good case here.

Mamijoh:
Amen in Jesus name

Sent you a mail. Pls respond

sarrki:
The major threat we face as a nation now is ipobians, boko haram, bandits, Pdp and other terrorist organizations in their rank

But not APC
I hope Buhari has increased your salary by Now? You are really doing a good job on nairaland

Look at them. Just look at them.

When it was time for election years ago it was Sai Baba all over the place but now they won't shut up and enjoy the fruit of their labor.


Idiots!

centoke30:
Unprofessional conducts.. These guys needs monthly psychological evaluation

There is very little a long rest can't fix. They need rest.

SisterFire:
...Ewo! Hehehe hehehe
He doesn't like ok , but over love me ! He masturbates with wat I type , and his comments of dump memes are his cums, He can never stop , he is like someone obsessed with Orgy pornsite because he knows I am a toxic sexual figure ,
...so when he feels bored and depressed he comes to my thread to masturbate ( observe) and pour out cums( type & send )

Now you know why I kept quiet, Vivian. Tangling with women like you is like playing with a double-edged sword.
You've seen him do what he's doing to you now with others, even fueled and exploited it to your delight. You've seen people deactivate or get new monikers just to run from him but now you are on the receiving end you think it's all about toxic love, sex, and obsession about you. Sometimes I think you enjoy this whole thing too.
You are not the woman in his life and your thread is just a plaything. The difference between you and all the others who were forced to deactivate or get new monikers is that he used to like you as a friend. Talk nicely to him with determination and the result will amaze you, don't antagonize.

I've read the comments. The reason he kept returning to attack you is that you have a way of insulting a man's manhood without knowing it. Madam ladies like you do it a lot. Most men are not able to stand up to you and so just take it. Some men won't tolerate it though and that's why you have a problem now

SisterFire:
Trash cleaned without reading , clean URS 2 sweethearts ...

You need to stop this. It makes him attack you more.
He likes you. it's that which has turned to anger and hate. You are not helping

Sighs,

I remember them all