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FamilyRe: As A Parent, Or Expecting To Become One Someday, This Will Save You For Life! by Eze2000(m): 6:39pm On Jan 09, 2022
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RomanceRe: A Spiritual Condition Preventing Her From Having Sex With Me by Eze2000(m): 6:14pm On Dec 26, 2021
Haykinx98:
It is a big lie.That is the new hot format white garment church girls are using,The scope don chop me before but never again...
I don't go to white garment Churches and have never been there before.
I go to an International church where a young man or girl can stand up and tell you your life story and all the hidden skeletons in your cupboard including what you are thinking.

They are called visioners instead of prophetesses because they have no power to pray and cast out demons etc. They are just blessed with the gift of vision period.
RomanceRe: A Spiritual Condition Preventing Her From Having Sex With Me by Eze2000(m): 5:14pm On Dec 26, 2021
proxillin:
Please please...this is very serious to me...I need serious minded and experienced people here.

I have been dating this babe for few months now.

She never indicated any sign of abstinent from sex. We do erotic chat now and then. She even told me how she had sex with her ex. Although she said she never wanted to, but her ex started giving her attitudes, infact he wanted to breakup, thats why she gave in and had se.x with him (disvirgined).

So fast forward last week, she agreed to come visit me at my town (yeah long distance relationship). So she told me she wouldnt want to have se.x with me when she comes. Ofcourse she is the definition of a decent woman i would love to marry, therefore, se.x is not an issue for me.

But out of curiousity, I asked why she does not want se.x with me. Its not because she is a virgin because she had se.x with her ex. She then told me its a spiritual issue.

She belongs in a white garment church (cele stuff). She enter spirit realm and see vision. Therefore, they told her not to have sex until she get married. When she mistakenly had sex with her sex, she fell sick for months, that it was cele people who came to do deliverance for her before she could walk again. They warned her she is holy spirit vesel, no man must have se.x with her until she get married.

In all our discussions, she said we can only romance, infact i can suck her bouubs, but i must not penetrate her. Then I told her my mind, thats the confusing part. If she was truely afflicted by holy spirit, how come holy spirit allows fingering and sucking of boooobs. She got angry and threathened to call it quit.

Because she has relationship with my mom, i confided in mom. Mama told me she is not seeing vision throught holy spirit, its cele-white garment work. That has nothing to do with holy spirit..thats cele witch craft work or marine girls things (omo omi).

I got confused the more.

Questions in my mind are:
1. I can confirm she see vision, but is it from holy spirit?
2. Am I sure the whole shiiiit will not happen to her when we get married and we have se.x
3. Whoever is using her in spiritual relm will not harm me for taking their vessel away from them.
4. Is she playing upon my intelligence?
I have met and dated her type before. She is correct in all she has told you.

You can get away with a lot but the problem starts when you penetrate. Don't tamper with her at all if you can until you ring her. Even traditional marriage alone may not work. Chruch wedding only. Her visions will continue if you do thing right.
PhonesRe: Phone Engineers Will Not Make Heaven Walai by Eze2000(m): 10:28am On Dec 25, 2021
constance500:
God bless you.. I once repaired a Samsung phone screen, screen went blank.. Got indebted of 14k.. Who go pay am.. Op leave engineer o
Homeboiy:
Op you dey talk nonsense
cigwe:
My work my pride
ConnectPhones:
That talk back na money. I charge 500 or 1k to remove it depending on the personality.
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Hello there gentlemen,

I was using my Samsung Galaxy Tab A two days ago when the battery hit zero and it went off. Due to the urgency of the task at hand, I hooked it up to its adapter and turned it back to continue.
Sadly the phone froze soon after it reached the homescreen and went off. It has refused to come on ever since.

Please what could be the fault?
I ask in the hope that one of you won't mind giving out some free advice in the spirit of Xmas. I need it so i don't get bilked when i go to computer village to fix it after this festive period
PhonesRe: Samsung Galazy Issues by Eze2000(op): 4:15pm On Dec 22, 2021
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PhonesSamsung Galazy Issues by Eze2000(op): 10:48am On Dec 22, 2021
?Hi,

Pls phone gurus out therei needto fix my tablet phone. It's a Samsung Galaxy A 10.1 tablet with pen.

The battery was playing up for some months before but then, yesterday, it hit zero suddenly when I was working on it. I hooked it up to recharge and turned it back on again only for it to freeze and go off. It has refused to come back on.

A friend said I killed the battery completely.

Pls who can help fix it and how much? Pls we talk here or email me. The spoilt phone is my whatsapps link
CelebritiesRe: P-Square Is Back! Sets Concert Date For 18th Of December (Photo) by Eze2000(m):
AdaSunshine:
Too soon. Way too soon!

Is this their reason for reconciling? If it is, then it is fake reconciliation.
They need more time to heal, to get back their long lost vibe and genuine connection.
Even their fans need time to get their groove back.
You think twins can do fake reconciliation?

Ever seen a twin cry just because the other one is Crying? Their connection is in the head and it can't be faked.

When they fight its like Devil's war but once loved up it two as one.
RomanceRe: I Caught My Girlfriend Using Lubricant Before Making Love With Me. by Eze2000(m): 6:45pm On Nov 26, 2021
Lee99:
Your babe na olosho, simple and short. She no get feelings for the kpanshing so she just wan do am to satisfy you since you be her provider, such a SIMPle man you are. undecided
Stop saying what you don't know.
PoliticsRe: ₦656bn Bailout To States: Buhari Is A Caring Leader – BMO by Eze2000(m): 8:18am On Nov 25, 2021
Felimax:
These ones are still in illusion. Caring leader my anus!
If his economic policies were good they will not need the bail out.
This mistake Nigerians will never forget in a hurry.
Money for hand... that's the language Nigerians understand
PoliticsRe: IPOBS Carried Out Arson In Awo-mmamma In A Bid To Enforce Sit At Home In Imo. by Eze2000(m): 7:42am On Nov 24, 2021
Emiya:
and here i had believed that it was the army...

there goes the last shred of benefit of the doubt most Nigerians have for this group..

smh .... they're so full of deceit ...
they tell us ppl can go abt they're business on social media .. then go to attack them for trying to live...
Lol, you mean you rejected the video footage of the Army at work all over the internet and came to read a press release by a random moniker on Nairaland?

You are funny.
PoliticsRe: IPOBS Carried Out Arson In Awo-mmamma In A Bid To Enforce Sit At Home In Imo. by Eze2000(m): 7:32am On Nov 24, 2021
MelesZenawi:
This is the right account of what happened.

Some idiots rushed to say army burned shops in awo mmamma.

I totally avoided that thread because I knew it was just a whole lie.... fabricated.

Ipobs are always in the habit of rushing to media to accuse and point fingers to carnage they themselves Carried out.

This is exactly what happened in Imo state.
How many accounts do you Have?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: What No Employer Will Tell You. I Learned This The Hard Way by Eze2000(m): 10:07pm On Nov 18, 2021
stanliwise:
Chicken change percentage.
Employer association talking about thieves, it simply means they were talking about themselves.
Meanwhile na cruise you dey sha, may be na one sales girl you get. Dey here dey talk dust
Whatever you say but just in case you never noticed.... chicken is so expensive these days.

Cheers!
CelebritiesRe: Nigerian Celebrities Who Raised ₦150m For Davido (Full List) by Eze2000(m): 8:09pm On Nov 18, 2021
Bola146:
Congratulations to him grin grin my own fans how far? grin cheesy grin cheesy
Drop your account details.

20 naira inbound.

We love You!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: What No Employer Will Tell You. I Learned This The Hard Way by Eze2000(m): 6:48pm On Nov 18, 2021
stanliwise:
you're talking through your teeth.
"Treat my company like you would yours" huh huh huh

Why not make your employee share holders ini your company.
Now it's your turn to talk through your teeth.

We employer association have a saying... everybody steal but Nigerians steal too much.

Share will not stop them from robbing you blind.

Percentage of profits is what I give or commissions
Jobs/VacanciesRe: What No Employer Will Tell You. I Learned This The Hard Way by Eze2000(m): 3:59pm On Nov 18, 2021
Kreamie:
In other words, lick ass/es the best you can. It’ll get you far. undecided
Actually no.

As an employer of Labour myself lemme break it down for you.

Don't lick my ass or patronize me.

Treat my company like you would yours.... work to bring in more money, save money and everything better.

I'll fire my special assistant today. He is the second in 6 months.the first one got married and had to become a house Wife. She was the best.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Army Killing Northerners And Tagging Them ISWAP -simon Ekpa by Eze2000(m): 6:36am On Nov 18, 2021
Fahdiga:
What's this one saying? Nigerian army are mainly northerners so how can northerners be killed themselves
What's this one Saying?

Pls tell me, what made that group Boko Haram, an originally religious sect, turn violent in the first place?

Nefore you reply think we'll. I have written 3 novels on this issue and all are best sellers. What I'm saying is I'm very knowledgeable on the issue but I'm I'm willing to learn from you.
BusinessRe: What Are My Chances If I Sue A Bank For Withholding My 2k? by Eze2000(m): 2:08pm On Nov 17, 2021
Befulfilled:
My head is not thinking right right now cos I'm going through a lot. I was in dire need of money for hospital bill when someone sent me some money due to my cries. Using ATM to withdraw it, I was debited but not dispensed. Going to 3 months now, the bank has not refunded. That money was to save a life but bank played politics with it.

What are my chances if I sue them for damages?
Very low as you are not sharp.

For example look at your write. You talk about every but name of bank not even one mention.

If you mentioned the bank they would reached out to u by now to save face
EducationRe: UNILAG Student Wins 4-inch Heels Shoe Race Competition (Photos) by Eze2000(m):
Davash222:
Nonsense competition
Nonsense school
Nonsense gender!
You think you can stand easily on high Heels? Try it once and you won't try it again. Most girls can't stand well on it talk less of walk or run.
RomanceRe: Bought A Ring & Wanted To Propose To My Girl Inside Church Today, But I Faild by Eze2000(m): 5:14pm On Nov 14, 2021
Notyourtype:
she won't, she has been waiting for this all day.
Marriage proposals are really to be private for some people
RomanceRe: Omo This Thing Dey Work On Girls Oohhh Try Am. by Eze2000(m): 2:02pm On Nov 14, 2021
Loverofpeace:
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Ladies are too emotional.
You mean small Girls? Don't make the mistake of calling a matured igbo lady that name or you'll regret it fast
RomanceRe: Bought A Ring & Wanted To Propose To My Girl Inside Church Today, But I Faild by Eze2000(m): 1:47pm On Nov 14, 2021
ahmthankgod:
You need to get mind for wetin i wan tell you. Go near the alter where their they do offering carry microphone and kindly call her out, do some little speech and you put one knee down by that time people don they shout with joy and ask her that proposal question surely it will be very suprising and romantic
Until she slaps him and walks. You young people never learn.
PoliticsRe: Bukola Saraki Drinks 7 Litres Of Water Daily by Eze2000(m): 9:54pm On Nov 08, 2021
manee2:
Sohuh?
Okay_ I drink 10 liters daily why is it not on front page?? embarassed
Cos you are lying
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu Will Never Admit That Mossad Was Behind His Abduction by Eze2000(m): 8:29pm On Nov 08, 2021
TheDevilIsALai:
He departed London to HellAviv to meet with his Jewish handlers before departing to Kenya to meet up with contacts that his Jewish masters told him will supply him with enough money to continue his Zionist shilling at Radio Biafra.

But being the naïve fool that he is, Nnamdi Kanu was ignorant of a groundbreaking peace and military alliance that the Satanic Kingdom of IsraHell had entered with the Sunni World.

Saudi Arabia, the Gulf Kingdoms, Azerbaijan, Morroco, Turkey, Sudan, Niger and Nigeria had signed a peace and Military pact with Israel.

To test this agreement, IsraHell contributed troops, equipment, intel and diplomatic pressure in a sectarian war between Christian Armenia and Muslim Azerbaijan.

Saudi Arabia, Turkey, Gulf Kingdoms and Pakistan sided with Azerbaijan against Armenia.

IsraHell will later offer up Kanu like a slave that he is to Buhari in order to solidify ties with the Sunni Govt.

If you think this is far fetched, remember that IsraHell's Mossad was responsible for the botched kidnap of Umaru Dikko from London.

3 Mossad agents were jailed in their roles for the botched kidnap.

If you Igbo Zionist fools think Israel will some how come to your aid in a war against their Fulani cousins then you have a long thing coming.

I dare Nnamdi Kanu to deny that it was not Mossad that facilitated his abduction in Kenya. The Kenyan govt have denied any role in the abduction and we all know that Kanu's lawyer stated that Kanu was sedated throughout his flight back to Nigeria. Was this not how Dikko's abduction was done? A snatch and grab then later sedated cargo disguised as diplomatic cargo using a Nigerian Presidential Fleet flight.
You really need to thank Seun for making creating threads free on Nairaland. I mean how can we rant Otherwise?
RomanceRe: I Am Falling In Love With My Course Mate Really Don't Know What To Do About It by Eze2000(m): 9:07am On Nov 08, 2021
padi94:
Na mumu dey fall in love, one month to Christmas
Lol
PoliticsRe: Igbos And Their Strong Hatred For Apc Party Is Massive by Eze2000(m): 8:15am On Nov 08, 2021
Sonyboom765:
The entire Anambra citizen that voted are not even more than 200+ n that is the most populated igno state.lol.

You are doomed in the entrapment Nigeria.
I leave you to your ignorance cos if I correct you you'll have sense at last.
PoliticsRe: Igbos And Their Strong Hatred For Apc Party Is Massive by Eze2000(m): 4:24am On Nov 08, 2021
Sonyboom765:
The voting population in the SS triple that of the bigoted fools in the East. You is the one with the damages brain.
Really?
I have been all over SS and SE.
Where exactly is the huge population you talk Of?
PoliticsRe: ESN Repels Fulani Herdsmen In Enugu While Election Was Going On In Anambra State by Eze2000(m): 10:37pm On Nov 07, 2021
adamsmith914:
I am just like your supreme leader that knows everything, his way or the highway, Biafran Zombies.
Lol, kid keyboard warrior wants to be like me. grin

Good luck!
PoliticsRe: ESN Repels Fulani Herdsmen In Enugu While Election Was Going On In Anambra State by Eze2000(m): 9:24pm On Nov 07, 2021
adamsmith914:
Eze goes to school, why did you not point out the errors? Mind you I believe it should be someone’s English speaking ability, it is a singular.
Whatever kiddo.

Since you know it all you don't need help. cheesy
PoliticsRe: ESN Repels Fulani Herdsmen In Enugu While Election Was Going On In Anambra State by Eze2000(m): 8:22pm On Nov 07, 2021
adamsmith914:
I know English is not your first language?, but a Herdsman is another name for a shepherd, so what are you telling me that your Ipobian Government killed some people rearing cattle or what?
Lol, you are criticizing someone's English speaking abilities with horrible errors of your own.

You are funny.

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