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KnowAll:
He was a great importer of goods yet he wants Naira to have value. Production, Production, Production yet he is a big time importer.

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You can see how dull you are...even america imports goods from other parts of the world....what other job does tinubu and at ik u do for a living?.

lezz:
you're a mutated cross between a dufus and a pysho! We don't read your infantile babble beyond the first line. If I did my pride won't allow me respond to Nairaland's most feeble troll apprentice.


Not even a transformer thief has received the kind of beating you have endured by my hands. You're hoping to have the last word as consolation and that's what I am denying you.

Pass your pots to your little cousin to read and all your respect would die like Man U's new season campaign. You're the closes thing to what I can describe as a breathing struggling imbechile. You're mentally weak and your word combination is still JSS 2 standard. If your punchlines were semen, you will die childless.

The only thing greater than your stupidity is your ignorance of it!!!

Your self-hate is examplary. Your willingness to collect pain wotoporiously like IPOB has been butchered and decimated like kebabs is an indication of psychosis and self-denial.

The toto when born you na low grade and you're the reflection of your parents poor taste in life!

Wasted birth!

you cant read because the soaked garri inside of you is greater than your blood , how can i blame you when your mum had to go through hell in the hands of mad men and agberos in uncompleted buildings and bushes just to get a basket of garri i wonder how many of them she will have to give head before she can get a full basket of garri, giving head for a spoon of garri is insane jesus.

i have really gotten into your big head with the brain of a bacteria .

just as the way you type your jagons that is just how your pain is, it is immense hahahahahaha.

i have destroyed you just the way the notorious mad man in your village destroyed your hoe mothers toto...totally made you insane like your real father, The mad man your useless mum had anal sex with, the reason for the horrible smell she emmits when she stands close to you, Bro you dey try o

and your younger brother still do not pity the hoe for everything shes been through, he still forces her for anal sex and blow jobs hahahahaha wicked boy . i go kill you today ode

lezz:
"E pain am" is an implicit admission of being hit hard. You're a dummy so you will always be a thirsty prostitute who gives away her desperation easily.

For what it's worth, I am fully confident your mother would have dumped your shiftless unmotivated father for me if we traded generations. But i will still put on 2 condoms if that bitch wants to gimme a head. And a nose-mask to obliterate that sewage pit she calls her toto of love

i am your mentor ...you are still too quick to steal from me ...you are outa lines, your head is already emptier than your dumb fathers sperm sack you have nothing more to say. i've so used you to the point that your irritating mothers olosho vagina seems unused when compared to you.

the reason why your mum always comes out for widows meeting while her useless husband is still alive, is same reason why they refer to you and your depreciating siblings as orphans bcus its better for the two useless and despicable couples to be dead than still alive, occupying spaces that dogs and pigs were supposed to live

your mum has been awarded twice the most bleeped married hoe in your village by the association of oloshos in your village, but my pain for your family is that ijebu garri only needs 10naira groundnut for three unimaginable rounds from mental patients, prisoners, crippled old men and sick men, and they says she gives head for a spoon of garri JESUS.

I WEAR MY DOG A CONDOM BEFORE I'LL ALLOW HIM SEX THE VIRUS CARRIER YOU CALL A MOTHER ...OLOSHO PIKIN.

lezz:
all I see is fake emojis of laugh to hide the real pain in a heart that has been word-stabbed a thousand times by the must violent verbal assault you ever experienced

When it really mattered, you couldn't swing a punch to save your life, just like daddy penis is habitually too weak to lift ypur cock_craving mother to orgasmic heights.

Listen, your birth is a mockery to God's gift of procreation. If your parents are sinners, you're the manifestation of the curses place on them by whatever god they serve.

if you like react till eternity. tormented by the spirit of self-doubt, you will keep on responding to all mentions like you do. Even when you're are being beaten black and blue like a market thief.

But the fact is your response is as weak as your father's zinc-deficient sperm that flagellated your mother's diseased-ridden ovum to shoot out a human travesty like you into the world.

What a bamboozled human debris!

E PAIN AM

took you like 2days to do rebuttal haha hahaha hah wtf.

Dont tell me You still had to hold family meetings just to come out with these lame lineshahahahaha you be fool ooooo ....my belle.

So your uneducated olosho of a mum and agbero foster father couldn't even help you come up with something that could at least move me a bit ?....still same old rubbish hahahaha, with enormous stupity in the writings, you go get sense at all?

It took you 2 good days to come up with this trash, even you mentally deranged dad could do better .

I am sensing that your mums vagina odour has started affecting your already deluded brain ...I warned you to stop sniffing her virus infected Toto, bro that shit is worse than a decaying rat it could lead to your already approaching death.

So you had to use another acct to attack me ...what a Buffon hahahahahah.

I guess that was the only plan you and your 8 family members could come up with, bro I told you that family is coursed ,just look at what you ignaramus could come up with for good two days , I'm totally ashamed .

Let me also give you a little advice, tell your younger brother to stop fucking your mum it is sacrillage, who knows if your foster dad hasn't joined them for a party ..hahahahahahah.

Coursed people . I go kill you o

NinjaXmetahuman:
ramblings of a village idiot.

You couldn't even reply against my realistic statements which show how ignorant and uncivilized you are....AMOEBA...ODE...OLODO.

NinjaXmetahuman:
you are just making noise like a brain dead retard.

Again, how did developed countries develop their countries without tax?

Lagos is receiving 45 billion from igr, what do you think IGR means and where do you think IGR is coming from?

Also, which state is more developed than Lagos in the entire country or has more population of migrants to cater for?

Stupid mor0n.

YOUR BRAIN IS AS DEAD AS A 0% BATTERY OF NOKIA TOUCH.......IN WHAT WAY IS THE WORSE PLACE TO LEAVE IN OVER DEVELOPED....A KNOWN FOOL LIKE YOU ARE THE PEOPLE CELEBRATING MEDIOCRITY ....IN WHAT WAY IS LAGOS STATE DEVELOPED....THEY ARE BUILDING TRAIN AND BUILDING BRIDGES HAHAHAHA......HOW MANY WORLD CLASS HOSPITALS DOES LAGOS HAS, WHERE IS LASU RANKED IN TOP UNIVERSITIES OF THE WORLD, HOW MANY WORLD CLASS INSTITUTIONS DOES LAGOS STATE HAS.

ALL THESE ARE WHAT THEY COUNT TO RATE A DEVELOPING NATION ...BUT NIGERIA DOESNT HAVE ONE AND YOU ARE HERE TALKING ABOUT LAGOS ...ABEG FLY MUMU...YOUR TYPE ARE THE PROBLEMS WE HAVE IN THIS COUNTRY...ODE.

Oluwalifted:
Sharrap! Did anyone force you to live-in Lagos?

Mumu wey no get wheel barrow tire wan put mouth for discussion of car owners ode .hahah

NinjaXmetahuman:
you are the real olodo.

How do you think this developments came about? You think they fell from heaven?

Illiterate.

When a fool speaks it stinks all over like a horrible mouth odour.....l@gos state receives over 45billion naira monthly from igr alone for over 20 years now ....do you think if those monies were used accountably lagos would still be at the stage it is today?.... You dont just come out and type like a Kid playing with her daddies phone....what have they been using those monies for?

maasoap:
If that will reduce the indiscriminate parkings that contribute majorly to traffic congestions, I'm of the opinion that all state governments in Nigeria should adopt the method. Imagine people parking at junctions and narrow roads. Even when they notice that their action has caused holdups, they still wouldn't budge.

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All these thins are not rocket science ...how many peparking lots has the government built to ease traffic....you reason some kind things first before you type.

Mbbscentric:
Child of hate, let me take you to school.

Parking taxes are in most countries, before you open your mouth to ask again what benefit she's benefiting, mention a state in Nigeria that is like Lagos.


Hate child.

You took me to school but you miseducated me even worse than my olodo social studies teacher in pri 1.

There are taxes like that in other countries can you measure the rate of development in those countries with that of Lagos? ....Amoeba like you.

Aside lekki, Ikeja,vi, and some parts of ajah tell me any where that is developed in Lagos.....or is mushin, makoko, agege, ilaje, iwaya,ajegunle not in Lagos?....a place that is the 2 worse place to live in the entire universe?....people that doesn't travel always thinks their fathers one room is heaven.

Its still same thing....why would you pay for parking cars in your own state, after paying rediculous amounts on taxes nd other useless levies.

They want to form civil society when we can not see any meaningful thing they use our taxes for ...spits

lezz:
60% of mad people on earth speak queens English? Abeg where did you get this statistics from? If only your mama treat her STDs during your conception.

Earth's abundant purge!

i got it from reading your writings , all i could think about while reading it was mentally deranged man, it stinks allover your writings...

i still do not know how a pauper would take english speaking as a way of life, when even his president dosnt know how to speak english ,

a replica of new born orangutan, your mums vagina could swallow a full grown cow, she gives blow jobs more than the federal govt gives jobs to nigerians

the hoe is so used up to the point that my grand mums hoe looks new whenever she takes it to the farm

your foster dad (the coursed one) could literally use your mums breast for skipping rope ,the bitch is in her 50's but her vagina is in it 90's
little wonder your useless dad looks like a 107 years old man in his 60's....spits hahahahahaha your entire family is coursed

guess thats the reason why your younger brother does your dads work on your hoe of a mother spits.

lezz:
do you even read how lazy, infantile and utterly strained-out you sound. Damn, you're struggling mentally and I have genuine brotherly pity for you.

no shame , no decorum, no class. You prate even stupider than a bunch of female fishmongers.
And all this , all this symptoms you exhibit, psychosis, psychoneurosis, mental disability and perceptual disturbances are a result of jidt one thing:......

Your mother's poor selective marital skills in choosing your DNA donor

the pain is real ...e pain am hahahahahahahahaha i tell you say i go kill you.

do you know that 60% of mad people on earth speak queens english? hahahhahhaha ......the richest people on earth do not even speak english like mental patients like you hope you also know that.

we dont need big grammar to pass a message ....i see you as a deranged follow using nairaland as a subscription peel to reduce your unstable mentality.

i'm sure you married a mental case like you cause no sane person would marry a broke and useless mental patient like you.

how can a normal human being read dictionaries just to speak big grammer and claim to know much hahahahahah........olodo forming chinua achebe .

you are truely a son of a bastard hoe... only nonentities thinks big grammar is wealth....olodo hahahahahaha

you think wike is not wise?....can anybody tell me where amechi is?....wike has learnt his lesson from there.

lezz:
lolz, with your primary school diss lines, you still take bad grammar and wrong punctuations kill am
Wnat a complete embarrassment to Idiots!


Listen, kid, we do it short but very punchy....

Everyone knows your mother was an underclass trophy prostitutê who saved up her anal bonuses to help the drunken pillock you call a father pay her own pride price.


Original retaard.

its so clear you like anal sex hahahahaha blame your dad for introducing you to it.......so long as you get the message like your mum gets all sizes of dick for breakfast, launch and dinner, nobody cares.

at least my mums bride price was paid ......your pauper of a father couldnt even afford an aboki ring for the slot( your mum)

it was a community effort they managed to rent a zinc one room with no ventilation .....it was community effort that your dad was able to get a copper ring for his dog of a wife (the sun virus)hahahahahahahah.

lezz:
your diss effort is not only laughable, it's a perfect reflection of your stunted education. Better join the rest of the family in ariara

Now I have pounded and fauked you harder here than your deadbeat father had ever fauked your low-hygiene mother.

The bitch pussy is like a high mileage tang . It feels like dropping a drinking straw in a 55 gallon drum.


Why'd you think ya father is as sad, frustrated and lonely like a dead rat in a roadside receptacle along a dead-end street?

I'm just wondering with all this brutal K.Os you dey collect wotoporiously back-to-back, do you really enjoy watching your own funeral?

hahahahahaha it is no longer news anymore when people hears that your mum was caught in the bush, with numerous men standing in a line waiting for their turn, with 10 naira groundnut on their hands as payment for 3 rounds of sex each, from your mentally deranged mother of six bastards and a destitute husband ...

let me tell you a little bit of your ancestral linage... your parents do not know this, cause they were also bastards from their own parents.

ok let me start.....your grate grand father was an outcast ...rumor has it that he was also a bastard from his own parents.....so at the age of 30, he impregnated a mad woman...because all the women in the land rejected him even the widows and cripples so he raped a mad woman and that was how your grand father was born.

you can see that your sufferings started from time immemorial there is nothing that can be done ....even God has rejected your family...i'll continue later but before then your mums stds has been a major debate in WHO .....they said it is the first wonder of the world and they are about puting nigeria in the red zone hahahaha ...see what your prostitute of a mother has done to nigeria ?

a white man once said he will rather have hiv or ebola than lay with your mum hahahahah ....the bitch has been rejected by the devil (the owner of all sickness).....the slot is worse than a community toilet in osogbo main market .

the WHO are thinking of giving her a name ...SUN VIRUS....that means her cure can not be reached ...the mother of six bastards got more men on her than the history of the liverpool and madrids team A and B .....your own don finish.

lezz:
I can't be later than your mom's diseased menses

Your life is not yet worth the economic value of a blade of cow grass and I wonder how you think you get to control or determine how my response goes.

You're only famously stupid.

Your father-- the best in your ancestry-- is a loyal ponce to a 200-naira-a-round prostitutê who happens to be your mother!

Why the fück do you think your first toy was a pack of goldcircle condom?

You got me really bad bro...hahaha hahaha funny bastard.

Yea my mum is a hoe to only my dad if my dad likes he can decide not to give her a dime and still Bleep the hell outa her thats her husband.

But your hoe mum chaiiiii....she is more popular than man united on the lips of everyman in the street....if your mum was a stadium, she would have the highest capacity ....if she was a politician she would be ffk Bleep here Bleep there haha hahaha.....but now she is just the most popular ashawo in the entire village, thats why they call her ijebu garri alias any where belle face hahahahaha.

I can never believe a woman with six bastards can still be deceived with 10 naira groundnut for 3 rounds of sex hahaha hahaha my God....you shouldn't be ashamed of yourself any ways, that's how she conceived you hahahaha....in an uncompleted building from a mental patient .

You must get sense hahahaha...alah akubaru.

lezz:
Your mom is a putrid mixture of hoe and low!

Please stop trying to fight back. You don't have the intellectual muscle to put words together!

Youre brain is half the size of your girlfriend's mutilated clitoriz

it took you up to a day to reply, is your brain that empty already?

Its your wife/girlfriend I pity except she has same course on her family, just like you do...I'm sure she must have been raped a thousand times by bandits too,who knows if your father also hasn't stooped so low to engage your second hand wife in a sexcaped, cuz I'm sure she must be cheaper than your mum haha hahaha.

It baffles me how two coursed people could come together as husband and wife , and still give birth to bastards, I just pity both of you

Stop hurting yourself and apologize ....I don't know how a pauper could be so proud..

lezz:
your mama is a walking encyclopedia of STDs

She easily qualifies as the biggest private supplier of vagina wat and Chlamydia.

If she were on Nairaland she would spread gonorrhoea by quote.

It is better to spread STDs by quoting someone, at least she interacted with the person.

But just by the mention of Your olosho of a mothers name that person is doomed, of not only STDs but serious nightmares, high bp, tuberculosis, serious migrane, high and low sugar, heart attack, leprocy and a host of other disease worse than civid19 haha hahaha.

My saving grace is that I do not know her coursed name if not I would have mentioned it and the rest would be history.

Even the street rags and paupers that have used her in the bushes and uncompleted buildings do not call her name ...they just say mama lezz come take groundnut or they call her street name ijebu garri haha hahaha hah my God .

Even the devil that owns every sickness has refused to call her name not to talk of your olodo papa hahaha hahaha.

The reason why you and your siblings didnt get burned or killed by the abundant amount of diseases inside her was because of the course on your pramture fathers head haha hahaha.

I go kill you today since you no wan apologize and face front mugu....parasite from the sahel.

lezz:
are trying to explain why your dad hears an echo whenever he gives your mom MouthAction?

at least he could still give her mouth action hahahahaha.....the virus in your mums vagina has eaten it up to her navel hahahahha, your dad can literally see your mums intestine whenever she opens her hell for him to interact with the devil .....the last time you LovePeddler mother went for a test, the virus ate up the syringe the doctors was using on her it even ate up the doctors left hand.....hahahahaha

her vagina fluid can literally melt a diamond hahahahah.....when ever she says shes hot, your useless dad that doesnt know his left from his right runs for his already coursed life......because he said it is better he dies by drinking rat poison than inserting his coursed dick into your mums hell of a vagina .

have you ever asked your LovePeddler of a mother why all her skirts gets burnt and why she does not put on panties? ask her why she wides her legs when she walks?....as her how she got the offensive odour coming out from her mouth, ear,nose and vagina....ahahahahahahaha you will soon die hahaha

JJfrank22:
Last last wike go fall Atiku handicap

Rivers state result go be the last swinging pendulum bob.
If Atiku is winning he throws it to him
If Tinubu is to win he throws it there
Of Obi is to win he throws it there
To increase the margin and say he has worked.

its like you dont know 50% of people living in rivers are igbos....35 are ijaws and you think either of those tribes will vote atiku or tinubu for what they did to their son jonathan in 2015?....you must be dreaming....if they like they should meet wike in heaven ...he will still loose rivers state ..he no get as the matter wan be.

lezz:
how can the poster child for United Nation charity feel pity for anyone?

You're worse than an indigent bastard. your kind of condition is what Italians call Figlio di putana, a child conceived in a whorehouse by a regular male customer with a new prostitute, abandoned by both and raised by charity!

Do you really need to type an epistle of your demented mental state nobody reads to fling a punch and still ended up saying nothing?

You're an intellectual dwarf born bran damaged froma mother who didn't treat her STDs during your conception!

Dispossessed Osu!

woooohahahahahahahah e pain am ...i told you i will personally kill you hahahaha you are out of line, now you've started using mine olodo hahahahahah.

i hope you are not a patient of HBP(high blood pressure) because i know you okro brain will be not able to know the full meaning ode.

i have given you alot of time to shine, just like how every mentally deranged dogs in your village made your mum a super star ashawo....to the point they gave her a pet name (ijebu garri) you know why?...because ijebu garri is every where and anybody can afford it, even the poorest of the poor.. .

if they drop your mums vagina and a dogs mouth, i'll gladly put my dick in the dogs mouth because it is better to have rabies than having infections from your mum.....didnt your mum tell you of how the infection in her useless vagina burned your dads useless manhood to the point that his brains started coming out of his anus?hahahahahahahaha.

at least i am known by the united nations ....you, even your real mentally deranged father doesnt know you exist and you've been trained by a man that has a generational course on his head for raping a 7 years old boy.....hahahahha even God has rejected you before you were born...woooohahahhahahhhahah .....make una come save this parasite o ....i go kill am o...parasite from the sahel....waiting for your lame and weak response .....and please dont forget to send me your acct number ...i really need to help your family the best i can ....boohahahahah

wwwihy:
This is happiness thread....stop crying

the happiness mental patients do not have?....hahahaha abeg spare me

wwwihy:
This guy
God Bless Gov Sanwo-Olu
God Bless Incoming President Bola Tinubu
God Bless President Buhari
God Bless Lagos State
God Bless Yorubaland
God Federal Republic of Nigeria

this your post really tells the number of mentally challenged people supporting the walking dead....them don already build house for una...after 2023 sonwo olu will give you guys the keys to your rooms.

lezz:
lolz, you're a tool... Abeg, wetin you dey type?

Mkpurumiri bozo.

You should be flagged off for mental disorder and perceptual disturbances.

Haha hahaha your stupidity is really top notch... this slowpoke wey I dey sorry for o...so you still no.wan get sense chai a born fool..hahahaha hah I dey try take am easy on you but you still wan form james bond and its like you don eat beans and bread this morning wey make you quick respond so olodo forming Chinua achebe haha hahaha..

You just want to sound intelligent but you the dumbest person I've chatted with on naira land, please its a Fact and not an insult ode hahahaha.

You need the brain of a whale in that your small head, I'm just convinced your useless body needs a bigger brain for it to function better ...and its like the darkness in your shallow room even in the afternoon has affected your ability to think straight hahahaha...boy from the sahel.

You do not even have respect for your stomach cuz you can eat almost anything all because of poverty ...wtf hahahaha.

Send your account number in your reply so I can help your unfortunate family for a while....you guys needs to enjoy before you all starts dropping dead one after the other ....this immense torture I'm giving you is becoming too much ....my conscience is pricking me, just the way every pig has pricked your LovePeddler of a useless mother..the slot is worse than a bitch with rabies....begger from the sahel...parasite from the sahel.

Sarki a hungry man whom has same brain like ffk ...nobody knew him and he will remain irrelevant .

lezz:
sorry for being lynched like a Maggie thief? Okay.

Hope you learnt plenty today.

Its lime everything I told you is still eating you up....hahahaha hah...I go kill you o.

lezz:
please don't hurt your phone

its ok to say i'm sorry.....love u bro hahahahaha

lezz:
deceived with garri and groundnut really? looooolz


The infantile dying squealing of an IPOB pig

Oya collect this one:

Your mother would still be the Giuliani Buffon of your community, catching random dicks at the village gate if your libertine father didn't plant an ape like you in her womb forcing her into retirement

Are you still pretending we're sparring?

IPOB bastard!

hahahahahaha while your mother was all over the place like a ticket of a sold out show, your father was in his shallow room looking for the next prostitute to disfigure ....but as the devil may have it, he came across your already used mum and the rest is history...
of how she gave him pregnancies from gotten from her harlotry and fuckry .....or your useless father hasnt told you of the countless stds your hoe of a mother inflicted on him? hahahahaha.....see small boy the number of infections living in your mother counld kill an elephant if used as a poison .....you poor dad is still alive today because of the course he has on his head....that he will not die until he confesses of raping a 7 years old girl in your village...if not he would have died since after drinking rat killer, but the course is still too strong to be broken by death.

and i am sure it will eventually get to you.....family of atrocities hahahahahaha....i go kill am o.

lezz:
You're a temperamental accident; the complete result of the collusion between your father's drunken impulses and your mother's lust for cheap pleasure.

Listen , there's no one in your long lineage of peasants and itinerant drug couriers who can match my penmanship.

Your grandfather was a yam thief, who birthed the village clown called your father who in turn feathered you by the village cunt who's pussy as seen more spin than a street bicycle

Now how the heck can a nobody like you pretend to spar with me?

Conquered, dispossessed idiot

Let me clap for you, you up your game a little because you've finally had something in your belly....your mother was decieved with garri and groundnut for 3 rounds of hot pounding from the lunatics in your town just the way you deceive yourself, that you are impressive in writing ...hahahaha.

A total disappointment liking his own stupidity and and sharing his own foolishness with another account just like the political thug you are olodo...you sound down and frustrated just like your father, sitting at home thinking his life, about how he fathered a bastard from a hoe of a wife.

Stop praising yourself ode ..... Are as lower than a dead church rat....your fathers entire linage has been defeated by poorverty and you are actually sinking in that same poorverty
Bro I mean no arm ....just telling you the actual
Truth little brat....kid parasite from the sahel....hahahahhaa

lezz:
are you this deluded?


Igbos are seldom credited with witchcraft but you seem to be inflicted with demons.

Here you're being beaten like a transformer thief and you're talking about schooling someone who has somehow removed your wretched spirit from your shellacked body and preserved you to witness the transition of your own death.

Son of a part-time hoe, full time Osu.

Its taking you so damn long to reply bro hahahaha...a Hi the woman that normally sells bread 70 and beans 50 for you every morning refused to sell to you because of the huge debt you owe her?

Or you've gone to the smelling mosque to pound your head on the floor facinflg the sun again, thinking God will send a helper because the 21 thousand politicians pay you per month isn't going anywhere?..

I told you I'll kill you and give your body to vultures cuz that's the only animals that could eat your already rotten flesh ...hahahaha...small boy I'm still waiting for you lame son of an ashawo mother and a drunk as a father .

GreenCovering:
Social media is fooling this man.

After the failed 1 million man march in Owerri, I realize that as it stands, even the south east is not sure for him.

;DTears from the sahel hahahaha