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Up eagles bt the match is gana b a hard one

This one na charly boy n charlly girl..

Fulaman198:
Like Macof said, all of these are generalisations. These are not how Nigerians behave. Maybe that's how a Nigerian behaves from your particular region. I can tell you right now, where I'm from Nigerians aren't a noisy bunch.

Where in Nigeria are u from

This can only happen here in naija

https://loadedstuff.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/ng.jpgHaving the Nigerian green passport alone does not make you a Nigerian,there are other things that add up to it.We Nigerian have very peculiar stuffs in common irrespective of our diverse culture and differences in  religion.

Here are 15 things that shows you’re a typical Nigerian:

1.You Shout Up NEPA.

Power is still a big problem in Nigeria,if you’ve lived or still living in Nigeria you know what I am talking about. So you get excited and scream Up Nepa! when the electricity comes on? My friend you’re a Nigerian.

2.You wear Special Outfit for Sundays or Fridays.

We Nigerians are very Religious people and very few of us are Godly,sad truth. We don’t joke with our Religious activities. Most Nigerians reserve the best of the best clothes for Sundays (for the Christians) and Fridays(for the Muslims). In fact offering time in churches are like fashion shows with everyone trying to cat walk and show off their beautiful dresses .

3.You don’t ask people their age and you don’t like to tell people your age.

Except it’s something official we don’t like to tell or ask people their age. We Nigerians see asking someone’s age, especially if the person is older than you very  disrespectful.

4.You’re boisterous and always Speak loud in Public.

Nigerians are very noisy and energetic people,it’s not difficult to identify a Nigerian when you find yourself at International airports. We speak loud with confidence ,you hear phrases like “Do you know who I am?” “My friend I will get you locked up!”

5.You call people you are not familiar with  names like:
Chairman,Oga,Uncle,Aunty,Bros,Sister etc.

6.You have two Phones to yourself alone:

Most Nigerians living in Nigeria own two phones ,not just to show off but because of the unstable power and mobile network services ,you can’t just rely on one network or phone. If mtn doesn’t have network you quickly pick up your etisalat sim card.

7.You’re  materialistic and like to flaunt your wealth at the slightest opportunity given.

The Rich Nigerians are really really rich. We buy things we don’t need just solely to fit in with everyone else. Your Facebook updates are things like “Lekkibeach chilling”,”Dubai things”,”Money on my mind” then just know you’re a Typical Nigerian etc

8.You’re always extremely security conscious and watchful.

A Typical Nigerian person is  always watching for safety.He doesn’t trust anyone around him,everyone is a suspect.He doesn’t keep his phone carelessly ‘cos he knows someone is waiting for such opportunity to steal it. I once traveled somewhere abroad, and the guy who came for me at the airport was telling me how unsafe the place was and why I should keep my belongings safe. I just looked at him and smiled. Wish he knew how security conscious  we Nigerians are by default.

9.You have relatives that you can’t even explain in simple terms how they are related to you.

I hear things like, 'Hmm Mayo here is my relative,' Kemi ,she is my Fathers brother’s wife cousin’s friend’s Husband.' I am like WTH!!

10.You always like to cook Jollof Rice when you have Big Occasions
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11.You use very often phrases like:
Eh wo, Ehen, Chineke, Che, Ah-Ah, Yepa! God forbid , by God’s Grace,Nawa o!Wetin sef!No worry ,Go joor! etc

12.You know what chin chin, puff puff, or moin moin are

13.You’ve never or rarely visit the dentist because you don’t see any reason for that and consider it waste of money.

Nigerians only visit a dentist office when there is no other remedy. Visiting a dentist for normal check-up is not an everyday thing in Nigeria.

14.You like to add “O” to a lot of your talk.
e.g Na wa o,Leave me o,O boy!,Na Now o!

15.You read all the above 14 signs and smiled in between

Proudly a Nigerian,are you?

Source: http://loadedstuff.com/15-signs-that-confirm-youre-a-typical-nigerian/

Naija all d way I love u ladies

Arsenal fans how market

LeoSanchez:
Enyema (GK) Sub Dele Alampasu

Omeru (CB)
Tiago Ilori(CB) Leon Balogun
Ambrose Efe(RB)
Oshiniwa (
LB) Sub Echijeli

Onazi (CMF) sub Mikel slowbi(DMF)
Kelechi Ihenacho (AMF) sub Haruna
Aluko (LMF) sub sunday mba(CMF)
Victor Moses (RWF) sub Osaze

Ahmed Musa (CC) sub Martins
Ike Uche (CC) sub chinedu obasi (SS)

- LB

-CB - LMF -CC
-Gk -CMF -AMF
- CB - CC
- RB - RWF

Lets hope he adopts this

I really do hope they qualify. Nigeria Good People Great nation

Its long overdue

Islam indeed!

Keshit time to go don reach,abeg go rest

Prodigal daughter is back. Holandis how exile?

Watin chelsea dey do na IGG (initial gra-gra)

So you love her, and you’re starting to see a future. How do you make absolutely sure she would make the right partner?
Here are some questions you should ask her before you pop the question.



1. Money

Ask her: What would you do if you won N70,000,000 in the lottery? You must find out her financial priorities. One of the biggest problems couples have is money and, specifically, differences in styles of spending and attitudes about their budget. You’ll learn how she views money, saving, and long-term investing. Will all of it go toward cars and trips, or most toward retirement? It’s not essential that you share the same investment strategies. What’s important is to use the conversation to prompt a discussion about financial behavior: how you pay bills, invest the year-end bonus, or decide on major purchases. If your attitudes don’t mesh, now’s the time to get the issues on the table and build a consensus.

2. Her Family

Ask her: What’s your favorite holiday? How does your family spend it? It’s important to learn about her family roots. Where you spend the holidays can be a huge political issue. The underlying issue is whose family comes first, and that stands for who has the power in the relationship.

3. Religion

Ask her: Do you believe in God? This helps you find out how compatible your faiths and religious rituals are. In a study of 120 married couples, those who shared religious holiday rituals reported more marital satisfaction than the pairs who practiced holiday rituals separately. It’s not necessarily the religion itself that’s key—though the particular religion you practice can certainly be a huge issue with her family—it’s all the things that go with it. When you engage in celebrations and rituals, there’s usually a lot of planning involved, something to look forward to that’s meaningful to discuss.

4. Her Work

Ask her: What’s your dream job? Where would you most like to live? You need to know her goals, and how far she’s willing to go to reach them. Just asking shows support for her career, an important factor. Those who felt they had more support had greater satisfaction than those who felt unsupported. It’s also a good time to find out how far she’s willing to move away from her family. It’s a very under-appreciated area of stress — where are you going to live, whose family are you going to live near — yours or hers?.

5. Your Work

Ask her: What was your dad’s work schedule like? You need to find out whether she’s already lived with a man who had the same work ethic and schedule as yours. Maybe her dad worked a 7-to-3 shift every day of his life, came home and played with the kids until they went to bed, and never worked weekends. Maybe he owned a business and set his own hours so he was always home for dinner. But your job—or your future job—may require late meetings, 60-hour workweeks, and business trips. And that can put stress on a relationship.

6. Interests and Dreams

Ask her: How do you envision your life in 5 years? This will help you find out whether she wants to be a career girl or a stay-at-home mom or a mom with a career. You should know whether she expects to live in a big house or an apartment in the city. More and more research shows that the “opposites attract” notion is a myth. Successful couples usually have more similar priorities than not. A couple has to have similar goals and a long-term plan, worked out together, to reach these goals. And, even more important, a similar tolerance for risk and sacrifice. If you don’t share the same values, they’ll be a constant source of conflict in terms of how you spend your time and money.

7. Discipline Style

Ask her: What do you think of spanking as punishment? You need to hear her thoughts on disciplining kids. We assume you’ve worked out whether you both want children, and maybe even how many. (You have done this, right?) But how you’ll discipline them is a topic that’s often overlooked. Bring it up the next time you see an stubborn, unruly child at a restaurant. Ask her how she’d handle it and how she was disciplined as a child. Either we tend to follow the way we were raised, or, if something was objectionable about the way we were raised, we do the opposite. Different parenting styles can cause the most strain on a marriage because they can be a daily, even hourly, source of conflict.

8. Genetics

Ask her: What do your parents like to drink? It’s important to know if there’s a history of alcoholism in her family. Health problems like depression and alcoholism have a strong genetic component. If her mother had depression or her father was a chronic alcoholic, there’s a good chance it could creep up and become a problem. It’s not a relationship killer, but talking about hereditary health risks early will make it easier to discuss the same conflicts should they pop up in your relationship.

9. Your Potential In-Laws

Ask her: How have your parents reacted to your previous boyfriends? You should find out whether they’ll think the current boyfriend is good enough for their little princess (and whether they’ll pay big bucks for the wedding). If her parents don’t approve, there’s a potential problem. Not that that’s necessarily a deal breaker. Who are you marrying, her or them? What’s more important is to learn something about your girlfriend by how she responds. Is she the kind of girl who wants to please Mommy and Daddy? Or is she secure enough with herself to make her own life decisions?

10. Her Father

Ask her: What was your relationship with your father like? This helps you find out her attitude toward men. Especially toward the one who mattered most (before you). If her father was distant and cold, she may seek male approval. If her father was abusive or a cheat, she may have trouble trusting men. If there’s any unfinished business in her relationship with her father, it could manifest itself in your relationship. When people get into serious relationships, they tend to look to their mate to give them everything they need. Couples get into trouble when they don’t look closely at these tendencies early on. You also should consider her relationship with her mother, which could have the very same implications. If she can’t pee without calling her mother to tell her all the details, that’s not going to change after you walk down the aisle.

11. And the Ultimate Question . . .

Finally, you need to ask yourself this: “Can I ask these questions and have an honest, intelligent conversation with this woman when we disagree?”

Because if you can’t, none of her answers really matter.

 

Source: IN.com

All na die oo

A cronic stammerer who could nt talk bt will like to contribute nd argue.

Saw the post this morning,crammed all the qustions,went for the interview and asked all. The found me fasinating,one of interviewer called me after the interview me they will definately get back to me. Thanks n nice wright up.

elkhalifah: Thumbs up to u girls..far beta dan heart breaking super eagles [color=#770077][/color]

u don take ur drugs this morning so?

Sure I can use it,the first time I tried it was the day I will never forget in my my life,I was 5 then I bath myself with pepper. There is this superstition for those that bed wet,you have to greet the grinder every night before going to bed to wake you when u are pressed so as nt to wet the bed.
Lol gone are those days

Sure I can use it but the first time I tired it was the day I will never forget in my life,I was like 5yrs them I bath with peper that day. There. Is this superstion then for thouse the bed wet,u av to greet the multa every night to wake up when u are pressed so as not to wet the bed.
Lol. Gone are those days

Toybreezy: When you get angry pick a pen andd note and sttart writing CHILL continously in capital letters. It works write it abour 200 times before u do anything else.if there is no paper count from 100 to 1 #thatsjusthowifeel

on point

Good for him

;DIts called convinence

Chikurinki. TEMI

Omo see something. Hips don't lie

Unbelievable! Lazy woman,well I will not blame her sha

Awesome

Any man who drinks Alomo bitters without squeezing his face is capable of murder.. My guy dis na pure madness

Thanks bro,will do dat asap

Nice one bro,I love abuja abi na abula back then