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Have u ever wonder how smack down and monday night raw beat all other shows in america,why its spectators is twice of that of a football match? Its because its real. The result may b fixed but all the moves,stunts n KOs are for real. |
What of tonto dike, is she nt a member of dike's family? |
Thumbs up girl,we are proud of u |
If the curse of a stranger can ulter one's destiny how much more of that of a parent |
team doro garmany team doro garmany |
to me its a welcoming development |
wishing them all da bast |
Oh boy sEe baching |
World Cup, Super eagles players were so ashamed of their great failure that they decided to disguise themselves so as not to be recognised... Mikel disguised himself as a monk. While walking on the streets of Lagos, suddenly, an old lady walked up to him & said, "Hi, Mikel!" Amazed & annoyed that an old Lady had seen through his disguise, he went back home & dressed like a malam. Again he bumped into the same old lady & she said: "How do you do, Mikel?" Confused & puzzled, he asked, "but how did you recognise me Mama?" The old lady laughed out loud & said, "are you silly or what? oloshi. Its me, Victor Moses."" |
World Cup, Super eagles players were so ashamed of their great failure that they decided to disguise themselves so as not to be recognised... Mikel disguised himself as a monk. While walking on the streets of Lagos, suddenly, an old lady walked up to him & said, "Hi, Mikel!" Amazed & annoyed that an old Lady had seen through his disguise, he went back home & dressed like a malam. Again he bumped into the same old lady & she said: "How do you do, Mikel?" Confused & puzzled, he asked, "but how did you recognise me Mama?" The old lady laughed out loud & said, "are you silly or what? oloshi. Its me, Victor Moses."" |
World Cup, Super eagles players were so ashamed of their great failure that they decided to disguise themselves so as not to be recognised... Mikel disguised himself as a monk. While walking on the streets of Lagos, suddenly, an old lady walked up to him & said, "Hi, Mikel!" Amazed & annoyed that an old Lady had seen through his disguise, he went back home & dressed like a malam. Again he bumped into the same old lady & she said: "How do you do, Mikel?" Confused & puzzled, he asked, "but how did you recognise me Mama?" The old lady laughed out loud & said, "are you silly or what? oloshi. Its me, Victor Moses."" |
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I am joseph,bt mine is joseph bobo. Dreams smtyms comes true |
Hey ladies, my post is called 11 Items You Should Never Wear To Work! If you want to keep your job, you need to be up to date with the office dress code of your company and obviously you should never ever wear these things to work. 1.Flip flops Don’t even think about going to work with this type of shoes! Flip flops go to the beach, but not to the office for sure 2.Fishnets If you like them, wear them everywhere you want – but forget them at least when you go to work. 3. Body Con Below you can see timeless and very beautiful bodycon style dress. The unknown designer made a spectacular combination of colors and the one shoulder with 1/4 length sleeve is magnificent. But be careful its very tight fitting doesn’t let you to wear it on work. 4.Wet Hair Never ever do this!!! Take 5 min to put your hair in order and then leave for the office and even when you are on a hurry make something with your hair. If you have important meeting find time for your hair. The first impression is always important. And don’t let your hair ruin your diva look. 5.Cutt-offs You will make the best choice if you stay away from this type of pants this time. They are not appropriate for this occasion. 6.Sheer Clothing Wear shirts like this one in night clubs and discos. You will feel terrible if somebody tell you to go home and to change your clothes. 7.Hot Pants and Visible underwear This is no good choice and you know that for sure! 8.Sneakers There are a lot of suitable shoes that you can wear on work. And I think you have it already in your wardrobe. Sneakers are not suitable for this occasion! 9. Hats You can leave your hat on, but on the street not when you are working. You shouldn’t wear a hat when working, it is just not appropriate. 10. Panty Liners Be careful with this one! Don’t make mistakes like this, is not cool in the office. 11.Strapless bra 11 Items You Should Never Wear To Work If you have to wear your clothes with a strapless bra- put them back in your closet immediately. They are not appropriate for working with a your serious and workaholic people. These are the 11 Items You Should Never Wear To Work. They are rules! And also be careful with the makeup, accessories and the clothes you choose! |
The senior pastor of Kingsway International Christian Centre (KICC) in London, Pst Matthew Ashimolowo was the guest minister yesterday at the ongoing 12 Days of Glory (12DG) 2014 held by the Commonwealth Of Zion Assembly. Ministering at the service, Ashimolowo delivered a message tagged “The Release of Destiny”. He also released some prophecies for this brand new year 2014. See his prophecies for 2014: - Tonight, we command your release. “There will be a release of your destiny!” - Your dream will become a reality. Your vision will become a reality - Whether the world likes it or not, you will rise! You will shine! - Every shackle on your mind, I set you free from it! - Today, every casting that has been placed over you, hiding your gifting, is torn off! - Those who are trying to block you, God will take them out of the way! - You shall overcome! No voodoo will stop you! No charm will stop you! - We remove every hindrance! We destroy every hindrance! - You will be a stranger to failure! - There is coming, over your life, an anointing they will not be able to resist! - Death will see you and flee! Poverty will see you and flee! Lack will see you and flee! - You will not go back to yesterday! You will not go back to failure. You will not go back to limitation - First, there was a divine release! A release is taking place in the realm of the Spirit!Second, there was a divine turnaround. “There WILL be a turnaround!Thirdly, there was a change of story. “Your story WILL change!” - Every embarrassment and shame over your life, God will use for a greater testimony! - Fourthly, there was divine celebration. “You will go from glory to glory! You will celebrate, this year!PRAISE HIM!!! It’s a new day! It’s a new season!What the enemy meant for evil will turn around for your blessing! Say it: My past is not my future! - The Lifter of heads will lift your head. He will put a new song in your mouth - Every year and productive season you have lost, we recover tonight! 2014 will be your year of celebration |
The rankings of Africa’s top higher education institutions has been provided by the 4 International Colleges & Universities (4icu). 4icu is an international higher education search engine and directory reviewing accredited Universities and Colleges in the world. 4icu.org includes 11,160 Colleges and Universities, ranked by web popularity, in 200 countries. The list shows that South African universities comes top, although South Africa ranks very low in the quality of education in the world. Meanwhile the first Nigeria University on the list is at number 10. See full list below 1 University of South Africa, South Africa 2 University of Cape Town, South Africa 3 Universiteit Stellenbosch, South Africa 4 University of Dar es Salaam, Tanzania 5 University of KwaZulu-Natal, South Africa 6 University of Pretoria, South Africa 7 Cairo University, Egypt 8 University of the Witwatersrand, South Africa 9 University of the Western Cape, South Africa 10 Obafemi Awolowo University, Nigeria 11 Makerere University, Uganda 12 University of Botswana, Botswana 13 Mansoura University, Egypt 14 Rhodes University, South Africa 15 Alexandria University, Egypt 16 The American University in Cairo, Egypt 17 Zagazig University, Egypt 18 University of Johannesburg, South Africa 19 Assiut University, Egypt 20 University of Nairobi, Kenya 21 Université Cheikh Anta Diop, Senegal 22 University of Zambia, Zambia 23 North-West University, South Africa 24 University of Lagos, Nigeria 25 Tanta University, Egypt 26 University of Ghana, Ghana 27 Université de Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso 28 Université Mohammed V – Agdal, Morocco 29 Nelson Mandela Metropolitan University, South Africa 30 Cape Peninsula University of Technology, South Africa 31 Université d’Antananarivo, Madagascar 32 Ain Shams University, Egypt 33 University of Ibadan, Nigeria 34 Kenyatta University, Kenya 35 University of Namibia, Namibia 36 Universiteit van die Vrystaat, South Africa 37 University of Nigeria, Nigeria 38 The German University in Cairo, Egypt 39 University of Limpopo, South Africa 40 Université de la Reunion, Reunion 41 University of Khartoum, Sudan 42 Benha University, Egypt 43 Universidade Eduardo Mondlane, Mozambique 44 Helwan University, Egypt 45 École Nationale d’Architecture, Morocco 46 University of Fort Hare, South Africa 47 Université Nationale du Rwanda, Rwanda 48 Al Akhawayn University, Morocco 49 Université Catholique de l’Afrique de l’Ouest, Benin 50 Tshwane University of Technology, South Africa 51 Jomo Kenyatta University of Agriculture and Technology, Kenya 52 Minia University, Egypt 53 Addis Ababa University, Ethiopia 54 Fayoum University, Egypt 55 Moi University, Kenya 56 University of Ilorin, Nigeria 57 October 6 University, Egypt 58 South Valley University, Egypt 59 Sokoine University of Agriculture, Tanzania 60 Université Mouloud Maameri de Tizi Ouzou, Algeria 61 Université Mohammed V – Souissi, Morocco 62 Al-Azhar University, Egypt 63 Kwame Nkrumah University of Science and Technology, Ghana 64 Misurata University, Libya 65 Minoufiya University, Egypt 66 Université d’Oran, Algeria 67 Université Hassan II Mohammedia – Casablanca, Morocco 68 Polytechnic of Namibia, Namibia 69 Université d’Alger, Algeria 70 University of Zimbabwe, Zimbabwe 71 University of Cape Coast, Ghana 72 The British University in Egypt, Egypt 73 Université de Tunis El Manar, Tunisia 74 University of Zululand, South Africa 75 University of Agriculture, Abeokuta, Nigeria 76 University of Malawi, Malawi 77 Université Cadi Ayyad, Morocco 78 Université Mentouri de Constantine, Algeria 79 Suez Canal University, Egypt 80 Université de Yaoundé I, Cameroon 81 Egerton University, Kenya 82 University of Swaziland, Swaziland 83 Kafr el-Sheikh University, Egypt 84 Université Ibn Tofail, Morocco 85 Université de la Manouba, Tunisia 86 Université Hassan II – Casablanca, Morocco 87 Covenant University, Nigeria 88 University of Benin, Nigeria 89 École Nationale Supérieure en Informatique, Algeria 90 Université des Sciences et de la Technologie Houari Boumediène, Algeria 91 Durban University of Technology, South Africa 92 Strathmore University, Kenya 93 Ahmadu Bello University, Nigeria 94 Université Ibnou Zohr, Morocco 95 Universidade de Cabo Verde, Cape Verde 96 Sudan University of Science and Technology, Sudan 97 University of Mauritius, Mauritius 98 Muhimbili University of Health and Allied Sciences, Tanzania 99 Gulu University, Uganda 100 Vaal University of Technology, South Africa What do you think of this list? |
1. Go to bed at the same time Remember the beginning of your relationship, when you couldn’t wait to go to bed with each other to make love? Happy couples resist the temptation to go to bed at different times. They go to bed at the same time, even if one partner wakes up later to do things while their partner sleeps. And when their skins touch it still causes each of them to tingle and unless one or both are completely exhausted to feel sexually excited. 2. Cultivate common interests After the passion settles down, it’s common to realize that you have few interests in common. But don’t minimize the importance of activities you can do together that you both enjoy. If common interests are not present, happy couples develop them. At the same time, be sure to cultivate interests of your own; this will make you more interesting to your mate and prevent you from appearing too dependent. 3. Walk hand in hand or side by side Rather than one partner lagging or dragging behind the other, happy couples walk comfortably hand in hand or side by side. They know it’s more important to be with their partner than to see the sights along the way. 4. Make trust and forgiveness your default mode If and when they have a disagreement or argument, and if they can’t resolve it, happy couples default to trusting and forgiving rather than distrusting and begrudging. 5. Focus more on what your partner does right than what he or she does wrong If you look for things your partner does wrong, you can always find something. If you look for what he or she does right, you can always find something, too. It all depends on what you want to look for. Happy couples accentuate the positive. 6. Hug each other as soon as you see each other after work Our skin has a memory of “good touch” (loved), “bad touch” (abused) and “no touch” (neglected). Couples who say hello with a hug keep their skin bathed in the “good touch,” which can inoculate your spirit against anonymity in the world. 7. Say “I love you” and “Have a good day” every morning This is a great way to buy some patience and tolerance as each partner sets out each day to battle traffic jams, long lines and other annoyances. 8. Say “Good night” every night, regardless of how you feel This tells your partner that, regardless of how upset you are with him or her, you still want to be in the relationship. It says that what you and your partner have is bigger than any single upsetting incident. 9. Do a “weather” check during the day Call your partner at home or at work to see how his or her day is going. This is a great way to adjust expectations so that you’re more in sync when you connect after work. For instance, if your partner is having an awful day, it might be unreasonable to expect him or her to be enthusiastic about something good that happened to you. 10. Be proud to be seen with your partner Happy couples are pleased to be seen together and are often in some kind of affectionate contact — hand on hand or hand on shoulder or knee or back of neck. They are not showing off but rather just saying that they belong with each other. Happy couples have different habits than unhappy couples. A habit is a discrete behavior that you do automatically and that takes little effort to maintain. It takes 21 days of daily repetition of a new a behavior to become a habit. So select one of the behaviors in the list above to do for 21 days and voila, it will become a habit…and make you happier as a couple. And if you fall off the wagon, don’t despair, just apologize to your partner, ask their forgiveness and recommit yourself to getting back in the habit. |
1. Go to bed at the same time Remember the beginning of your relationship, when you couldn’t wait to go to bed with each other to make love? Happy couples resist the temptation to go to bed at different times. They go to bed at the same time, even if one partner wakes up later to do things while their partner sleeps. And when their skins touch it still causes each of them to tingle and unless one or both are completely exhausted to feel sexually excited. 2. Cultivate common interests After the passion settles down, it’s common to realize that you have few interests in common. But don’t minimize the importance of activities you can do together that you both enjoy. If common interests are not present, happy couples develop them. At the same time, be sure to cultivate interests of your own; this will make you more interesting to your mate and prevent you from appearing too dependent. 3. Walk hand in hand or side by side Rather than one partner lagging or dragging behind the other, happy couples walk comfortably hand in hand or side by side. They know it’s more important to be with their partner than to see the sights along the way. 4. Make trust and forgiveness your default mode If and when they have a disagreement or argument, and if they can’t resolve it, happy couples default to trusting and forgiving rather than distrusting and begrudging. 5. Focus more on what your partner does right than what he or she does wrong If you look for things your partner does wrong, you can always find something. If you look for what he or she does right, you can always find something, too. It all depends on what you want to look for. Happy couples accentuate the positive. 6. Hug each other as soon as you see each other after work Our skin has a memory of “good touch” (loved), “bad touch” (abused) and “no touch” (neglected). Couples who say hello with a hug keep their skin bathed in the “good touch,” which can inoculate your spirit against anonymity in the world. 7. Say “I love you” and “Have a good day” every morning This is a great way to buy some patience and tolerance as each partner sets out each day to battle traffic jams, long lines and other annoyances. 8. Say “Good night” every night, regardless of how you feel This tells your partner that, regardless of how upset you are with him or her, you still want to be in the relationship. It says that what you and your partner have is bigger than any single upsetting incident. 9. Do a “weather” check during the day Call your partner at home or at work to see how his or her day is going. This is a great way to adjust expectations so that you’re more in sync when you connect after work. For instance, if your partner is having an awful day, it might be unreasonable to expect him or her to be enthusiastic about something good that happened to you. 10. Be proud to be seen with your partner Happy couples are pleased to be seen together and are often in some kind of affectionate contact — hand on hand or hand on shoulder or knee or back of neck. They are not showing off but rather just saying that they belong with each other. Happy couples have different habits than unhappy couples. A habit is a discrete behavior that you do automatically and that takes little effort to maintain. It takes 21 days of daily repetition of a new a behavior to become a habit. So select one of the behaviors in the list above to do for 21 days and voila, it will become a habit…and make you happier as a couple. And if you fall off the wagon, don’t despair, just apologize to your partner, ask their forgiveness and recommit yourself to getting back in the habit. |
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In olden days people hardly talk without using proverbs,I visited my grand parent during the festive period and I discovered that thay used proverbs as illustration which makes understanding easier. My parent only uses proverbs once in a while and I can't remember when last is used it. Do you use proverbs as much as our patents do or u are somebody like me that hardly use proverbs |
papa_nnamdi: **guy I fine pass u oo |
Here’s why you need a nasally-gifted guy! I can’t tell you how many times I’ve said “Wow, he’s cute” to friends and gotten the response, “Yeah, but he has a big nose.” What? Isn’t that the best part? I can’t tell you exactly why, but something about a big nose always makes me think they have a great personality — funny, strong, full of life. How Could it not signify something? It’s the most prominent feature on your face. Why should your next boyfriend have a large nose? Let us count the ways. 1. He Has More Muscle My, what a big nose you have! Well, a recent study revealed it’s so that they can support you better, my dear. Turns out, guys have bigger noses than ladies because they need more oxygen to maintain their muscle-y bods. Yep, you can thank that honker for his six-pack and killer biceps. Take all the oxygen you want, boys. 2. He’s Thought To Be Wise and Powerful What do Adrien Brody, Marlon Brando and Bradley Cooper all have in common? Well, according to Egyptian priests, had they known of these big-nosed hunks, they’d be considered incredibly intelligent. In Greek and Roman times, a big, long nose also meant power and strength. Win, win, win. 3. He Has Better Luck With Money Smack in the center of his face, the nose is the money spot — literally. According to Chinese face reading, also known as physiognomy, a person with a big nose has better luck with money. And, this large-nosed fella can expect an increase in riches as they get older. And, it’s not just physiognomy that associates big noses with a big wallet. Experts in the UK looked at the features of the most successful people and came up with the ideal facial model for those destined for business success: men with a Roman nose, along with wide set eyes and flared nostrils. Wealth certainly isn’t everything, but in any area of life, it certainly doesn’t hurt to be lucky. 4. He Won’t Get You Sick And during flu season, that’s pretty hard to come by. It turns out, a big schnoz protects against bacteria, allergies and infections better. According to a study from the University of Iowa, people with big noses inhale almost seven percent fewer pollutants than smaller ones. Who knew your boyfriend could be your best barrier against the sniffles? 5. He Has A Strong s*x Drive While there’s no proof that a big nose means a big package, big noses are linked to high testosterone and virility, according to research published in the journal Evolution and Human Behaviour. Manliness and a strong s*x drive? Yes, please. 6. Because Diane Keaton Says So! And if you’ve ever wanted to be Annie Hall, listen up. The actress says it’s what stuck out when she first met former boyfriend Al Pacino on the set of The Godfather. Keaton writes in her memoir Then Again, “I remember his killer Roman nose sitting in the middle of what remains a remarkable face. It was too bad he wasn’t available, but neither was I.” And ladies, you’ve seen Pacino in the trilogy, right? DREAMBOAT. |
Joel.:food for thought |
faakay: Ok let's say TV - 25 inch - 42 inch - 25 - 70kyou are so on point,I will look into it |
Thanks a lot bro,God bless u. DarryOsh: It depends on a number of things: |
I have been to several churches and observed that pastors and some ministers will b nowhere to b found during sunday school and praise and worsship. Is it that it is nt ment for them or what is your opinion. Happy sunday |

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