Jadekitana:
Ha Ope o, I was already not getting comfortable with the whole thing,just didn't know how to say it.Thought I was gonna sound proud and all. All these public wooing contest isn't my thing don't really like to be the topic in any discussion,truth be told I checked the 9pm time on Saturday i'm gonna be partying with friends,my attention would have been greatly divided,wouldnt have participated fully. I'm happy you guys opted for someone else, I admire your courage though. I think I'v been wooed enough in the pre-wooing phase, you guys were great and funny cheers!
Cc naijaboy,ezepromoe,cutehector,chronique

That's the spirit sister! I admire your magnanimity, and so you know, whatever that transpired doesn't take a bit from you. You still have a big heart and a great soul, my fun time with you was really worth it!
Have a lovely weekend!

Estharfabian you were saying?

Estharfabian:
?? Y'all Are Crazy Bunch of testosterone!


..You Can't treat a Sissy that way.

True, and I feel sorry for her too but more sorry for myself because you called me that. Oh
Don't you feel sorry for me too?

chibwike:
Lol...guys its not fair oh...Ok lemme woo the jadekitana

chronique:
Lol. Pls what's the meaning of adekoro?

I don't know. Just accept it in good faith!

Estharfabian:
Uh...Whatever happened to jadekitana?

All is in the past now. Adaure4ever is the hottest girl in town
Oh GOD me!

Estharfabian:
You Can spoil someone's show.



....And I just charged my phone 200% to watch Your show.
Why U switching? Stop being a pûssy jaweh!

Girl haven't you heard? Adaure4ever, the best connection. All dem guyz are switching to the hottest network

Adaure4ever:
*smiles* ok

[b]Ada Ada, Adaure nwa, Ada nke mbu. Oyoyo m. Omalicha!
First of all introduction! My name is Highest Chief Ezedike "Oyoyo Sweetus" Chukwupromoe, CEO of 12 giant containers in the wharf, 2 from China, 3 from Japan, 2 from Malaysia, 4 from Dubai and my last born from South Africa. But you see all this my babies aren't fit to compare to your smile not to talk of you. Baby girl, you're my oxygen, my carbon (IV) oxide, my atmosphere, my bank account, my credit card, my everything! Even in my dreams, na you be the star actress, everywhere, you've taken over me. If you leave me, I will commit suicide and if I don't succeed in committing suicide, I will kill myself. Baby please just say you love me, oh God me! Dollar notes will be your handkerchief, Pound notes will be your footmat, Naira notes will be your tissue paper. Dubai from Nigeria go be like from our room to our parlour, my Banana island mansion go be our refuse dump, na 24-karat gold we go take wire our house, if you see garri near our house, know say na gutter we wan use am sandfill. Me and you together will be like the two lovebirds Romeo and Juliet imitated. Just say YES, please!
Meanwhile meet my house keepers that will take care of us;

Ekwutosi (Cutehector) - Gateman
Adekoro (Chronique)
Rexkexmillann and Kibbz (Body guard and cleaner respectively)

PS: They will do anything for you except washing your undies and doing any work in your room. That's my duty

Signed: Eze Promoe
[/b]

Cutehector:
I insist on adaure4ever!

naijaboiy:
Adaure4ever already has two guys in the name of kibbz and rexkexmillann.

Are you guys willing to join them or you all want to pick a new girl? It's allowed since you all will be contending against each other.

Cc:
Cutehector
Chronique
Ezepromoe

I suggest going for another lady. Maybe a tough lady like Mizmycoli will do abi Cutehector and Chronique, do you still insist on Adaure4ever?
Please reply immediately, NO TIME.

Cutehector:
its still Saturday.. it seems naijaboiy is fast asleep, I believe when he wakes up 2mao, he'l make d changes for us to contend with those wooin adauree... and delete jade

Cutehector:
we are contending with them na! We can't choose a new lady cuz it's against the rules. We can only contest with other contenders

Cutehector:
let's choose adaure4ever, she is a sweet girl..judging from her pics

Oh sh1t! I just noticed that Adaure4ever is taken!

Naijaboiy please disregard our entry!

Cutehector:
Naijaboiy pls fix I, ezepromoe and chronique to contend wit those wooing adaure4ever


Mind's already made up.

We hav made our decision, chronique says he is game with whatever Ezepromoe and I decide.

Cutehector:
nice one, i"d notify u as soon as I hear from ezepromoe.. dnt knw where he even went to sef.

Brother, you've been more active in the Romance section than the both of us, just suggest any lady you consider worthy because if you leave it to me, I'll come up with names I know in politics and literature sections.

naijaboiy:

Pardon me, did she say anything about the competition?

I didn't see anything in that thread.

Cutehector:
brother i'm so so game. Let's choose another lady.

naijaboiy:


It's nothing serious.

Of course it's nothing serious just as she doesn't take this competition serious. It's not really about what we want but for the sake of the competition, people are no longer taking this challenge serious and that is what bothers me. If we decide to ditch her, it will spark a shockwave signal to some others and it will give this edition a drama for everyone to talk about

Cutehector:
make we boycott dat Saturday wooing. my eyes are seeing double

Guy, I'm just waking up from a coma. My BP broke an amazing record by hitting 200. Opening a thread of that sort reeks of insensitivity especially to an event like this. She has really 'fallen our hands' by that act. Does it really worth it preparing lines for someone who doesn't care about it? If you're ready, let's stage a walk out or pick another lady to woo.

chronique:
I'm good. Can see you guys are ready to battle...

No sir. An emergency just came up. Just follow this link to see what I'm talking about

https://www.nairaland.com/3007585/queen-sheba#44066585

Cutehector:
Lol wetin she do u abeg

chronique:
Laughing at you? Why? I don't know you're talking about.

Cutehector:
tongue out.. ur plan will not work. Let's stop behaving like kids already.. look at chronique, he is just so silent.. laffin at us

He's a businessman, he may even back down at the eleventh our and we'll be left to devour ourselves. So no fear. Jade's love has capsized my brain, I can't remember how matured men do behave

Cutehector:
I just dey joke, no mind me

I know. Me too, I'm having fun

Tallesty1:
Statistically speaking, about 98% of the population speak English but the language has no official status.

Jadekitana:


November

My dear, don't fall for that. He wants to create a phantom 'destiny' that will link you both. If you want to test him, just tell him that you made a mistake and change your birth month, and his story will change. Just try it

Cutehector:
u just dey fall hand I swear u soound too needy.

U truly want a chance with her to do what?

Urm to rape her? Or use her for rituals?

I"m very sure it would be the best moment of your life.





Cc: jadekitana

Chai

Abeg e be like say you know plenty things wey I no know. Tell me how you e-rape or use someone for e-ritual, i.e someone you're yet to meet. Our village witchcraft hasn't gone digital like yours

What I want with Jade is the opportunity for our love to flow mutually

Cutehector:
Nobody argued dat darling...


Buh we just dnt wish to marry liabilities too.

Vivly:
@No.13, it is ironic that Ironic is the most commonly misused word in English language.

Cutehector:
I may not be around. Will just drop my lines with the host and Kitana will hv to choose. I'l just get to see all d mentions when i'm bak

OK then. Have a nice day